
I noes I leff a bag uv nip & some Doritos in here somewherz.
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I noes I leff a bag uv nip & some Doritos in here somewherz.
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Muss fynd dem – Ai haz a hongree
conga rats adn gud murnun, anni!
Thx catena! Dere iz a straynj brite lite in teh skie dis mornin!
Onoes! WUT kud eet bii?
*lukz aotsyed awn dis siyd awf teh ponde*
noep….stil eh dahk adn stormee nite!
did u get very wet inda storm yesturday?!?
aorfiss gawt fludud – watah poren een tru windoez.
kaym hoym tu fiyn dampeesh rek rum kuz aotsyed grond iz frozun, adn awl teh rayn had noe plais tu goe!
ooh – that’s no good!!
Has the weather cleared up yet?
and should we get Africat tu send sum desert heat to dry it all of?
iz dryun aot nauw.
Mambo meecies tu yu!!!
Nao about elebensies…
Happy OZ-day!!!
*hangs up sum lovely paintings*
here
and
here
by Albert Namatjira
*drags in the booffay tablol*
In honur of OZ-day, I’ve set up this littlol spread…
We can has:
Meet pies…
more meet pies…
Aussie beef burgers wif da lot!!! *noms sum of the beetroot…*
Thx fur teh noms – u can haz mai shaer uv beetroot is neerlee az pleh az Vegemite!
Hoep PB haz had a happi dai!
Gud Dai Anni !!
Yez, ai haz had a gud dai, thxberrimutsh !!
Mi nevphew’s ingerlish wief becaim an ozzee at a luvly serrenomy in teh gardins ob a historrik haus. Tehre were 60 peeplol frum 25 kountreez !! Tehn wi sang teh ozzee anfem adn went hoam foar a barbie Q !!
Adn ai am lait coz ai cycloled intu Melburn city foar teh fierwurkz witsh wer a lotta fun tuu !!
we needz some vegetamles in and amongst all this meet, plz.
HAPPy Oz day to PB and all antipodeans
Fang Q, Q !!
* Wot abowt sum coleslaw ?? *
*adds sum salad sammichies to the spread*
there are sum wif an wiffout mayonaise…
oooo, fankees! ai haz had egg on peetsa, but ai nebber tryed on burgerz, an nebber had pinesapplols on burgerz ether, but sownds gud! happee oz dai!!
an peekloled beetroot!
*nomnomnomnom*
nomnomnomnomnom
dell ish us!
Cheese an veggiemight rolls – gud for ur hayr an complexion 8)
GIANT anzacs – coz small wuns just wont do…
Lemmingtons
A pav – of corse – no Horse Traylur day wiffout a pav!!!
a pie wif macademias – that lubbleh aussie nut!
Fairie bread – colorfull lovelies!
Of corse – there are sordid drinkies:
In the beer cooler we can has Castlemaine XXXX, VB, Swan beer frum perth, iffen u insist – sum
Fosters…
We can has wines frum Barossa valley an hunter valley an frum Western Horse trayler..
*turns on the stereo an taykes out the dancing shoos*
Ohai nd thx foar all teh fud prep aeration Nennepus !! Wi mussed hab conberted yor taists wen yu wer heer awl tohse yeerz ago !!
Krelm lykes teh Perf beer frum himz daze tehre, Emu, Ai tihnk !!
Happee Horse Trail Ya Day up in teh coald norf !!
Fankies!!!

ai just realised – ai forgot sossidj rolls!!! *adds a bowl of dead horse neggst to them*
Wow! Dis iz teh bestest Oz-traylia Day pertee I haz ebber attended! Fankees fur teh noms, Nenne! And happy Oz Day to you, pB! Did yr nefew’s waif has to learn a lotta Oz historee and learn to speek teh Ozzie langwij to bekom a citysen?
Nah !! Shi stil haz hur yawkshear axsent arfta twenny yeerz !!
aifinkso Nenne’s green kitchen has inspired her to even greater hites of cateringness.
*nomnomnom*
fankies, nenne. Your meals are always teh goodest
dese foods are awl new to me- but ai iz willing to try ennyfing- nomnomnom- fanQ!!
*whispurrs*
If u want to be reelee brave – u try the vegemite rolls…
They has an “interesting” flavor… very horse trayliun!!
Ohai, nennepuss!
Wunss wuz a Swaggsman
mayde campz atz a Billibawng.
Undurr t3h shayd ubz
a Kuulibaw Tree.
Dayr himz satz and him sangz andz
waytz lawng tyme 4 himz
Billee Boyl. Seengeeng
“U cumz Waltzeeng Matillda,
Matillda, wiff meh!”
Daown cumz a Jummbukk
2 dreenkz atz t3h Billibawng.
Upz leepz t3h Swaggsman
Andz grabbz it wiff glee.
Daown hims sat and hims sangz and
puz Jummbukk inz himz
Tukkurr Bag. Seengeeng
“U cimz Waltzeeng Matiilda,
Matillda, wiff me!”
Dayt sats a Poachurr
mountedzz awn himz Thorobredd.
Up rodes T3h Troopurrz
Wun! Too! Free! “Hooz t3h
jawlee Jumbukk U gawtz in
Urz Tukkurr Bag? U cumz
Watlzeeng Matillda
wiff me!” Upz jumpz teh Swaggsman
and dyves deep n2
T3h Billabawng. “U nawtz
taykes meh alybe!” sez he. U
can still heerz himz Goast
As U passes by
T3h Billabawng. “U cumz Waltzeeng
Matillda wiff meh!”
Jack… Happy Oz Day!!!
oooh – Waltzin matillda in ohaiQ!!!
*goes back to wurk wiffan eerwurm – butt (!!) a gud wun!!*
Heers anudder australian classic – an mah favorite aussie pome (not in ohaiQ):
My Country
by Dorothea McKellar
(1885–1968)
an iconic poem about Australia
The love of field and coppice,
Of green and shaded lanes,
Of ordered woods and gardens
Is running in your veins.
Strong love of grey-blue distance,
Brown streams and soft, dim skies -
I know but cannot share it,
My love is otherwise.
I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror –
The wide brown land for me!
The stark white ring-barked forests,
All tragic to the moon,
The sapphire-misted mountains,
The hot gold hush of noon,
Green tangle of the brushes
Where lithe lianas coil,
And orchids deck the tree-tops,
And ferns the warm dark soil.
Core of my heart, my country!
Her pitiless blue sky,
When, sick at heart, around us
We see the cattle die –
But then the grey clouds gather,
And we can bless again
The drumming of an army,
The steady soaking rain.
Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the rainbow gold,
For flood and fire and famine
She pays us back threefold.
Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze.
An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land –
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand –
Though earth holds many splendours,
Wherever I may die,
I know to what brown country
My homing thoughts will fly.
o.O – shiney!!!!
Saem tu yew Jack !! * Clapz blak floofy paws in applaws *
WOZERS! Watlzeeng Matillda inna ohaiku.
Jack, ai fink you’ve topped yourself dis tiem.
*pops in a video of the 2005 and 2006 Australian-football grand finals*
yay! Footie!!
Go Kangaroos!!!
muncheez – ai has dem!
Wull hab 2 gib up teh nip!
GMTA!
Why oh why does the gud stuff always get “misplaysed”
harumph – teh goggie probableh ated it!!!
It’s a Cat-as-trophy
But cat duzn’t ‘as trophy!
gud wun
Nip in yor drawerz frum a cat ?? Du nawt wont, fanqberrimutsh !!
ai haz an awl beddur todai, cheezfrenz! all vikings fans are disawpointyendsded, but wii will carree on. mii injyoorees frum mii spill are nawt tew owtchee rite nao, an mii brudder nawt mad atmii enneemoar.
sleepin wif kittehs cures awl!
Tahts gud tu heer, MM !!
I so very glad you are better. I thought ’bout you all day. I never even saw enought snow and iced to fall on.Actually i don’t even need it to fall down! kittehs are great for komfor and soothin down.
Glad to heer yu feeling bedder today, mugglemary, injureez healing, and brudder not madd. Tho ai imajins that Bret Favre iz still nawt too happy atall.
an, BTW, happee pawl nooman’s burfdai, ebbreewun!
Pawl Nooman. Him wuz sew dreemy!1!
ai misses himz.
Ornjj Kitteh surrchezz
inz rawng cabbinittz 4 himz
hiddunn Nipz & Nomz!
Ornjj Kitteh’z Nipz amz
so pawwwwwwwsumm. Kitteh getz awff
jusst knoezeengz itz dayr!!
Mebbee Ornjj Kitteh
shood luukz in t3h Kitchunn. Mytez
habz bettah lukk dayr!!!
Jack.
Jack, u sew ROCK!1!
Happy Oz Day PB and glad u r feeling better MM and gud moarning tu ebrywun elts!
Mmmm Doritos! I can haz sum tu? Nd sum Oz Day sillybrashun fuds? Dere gos ma diyet!!!
Thx LOW !! * Parses low a plait wiv sum snagz, rissolze nd sorss !! *
Sallids ober at the buffay !!
Rissolze!!! Fanks! nom, nom, nom.
Doant furgett teh salluds !!
Careful wiff da salluds, PB, dey hav been out der awhile.
Happy Australian day (written on my calendar), to all those in live down under.(see video above).
I am going to check my drawers for stuff be right back..
Thx 5 Eaglolz !! Bi shor tu nip rite bak !!
u gotz nip and Doritos 5 Eag?
*Slides in on socking feet….. grabs Doritos and dip*
Psst! Hey ebrywun! Its Uniquekitty’s burfday today!
Happy birdai, Uniqukitty! Hopes yu can haz horseback ride tuday!
Happy burfday Uniquekitty. May you have many more candles.
Gess wut? Kitteh butt!
Ebberrywon noes ICHC maek big LOLs, but DIS won maek BIG, BIG LOLs!
Den Oztrailia an’ Pawl Nooman too! Dis iz a grate plaice!
ohai pyrit, i kno iz manee howrs later, but i wuld likes to say ohai, i haz not meeted yoo before, heer iz my floofy paw ob frendship!
is this real? id be scared this picture may seem,… peta worthy.
Aifink is reel. Mah kitteh lubs to get in droors. This kitteh nawt hold stil in this pozisshun jus fur a pikshur, ainawtfinkso.
Hooboy!! Noebuddy cud even absintmydedlee try tuu klose tihs drawer wif tihs big kitteh wedgeded innit; tehy’ll jes has tuu waiyt untyl kitteh deecidez to leeve……
Kitteh butt-fur!
I just lubs it. <3