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R u okay? I’m not going for help, just curious
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Juss get up an get me sum fud
GMTA, anni!
Aifink we bofe noe kittehs!
Chershirecatulations, annipuss! Before dis “ebil” twin of teh smiley chesire cat disc appears sept for hims lil mouf, let’s has a tea partay? Tell us wot we shoulds bring for a *real* TTI tea tiem?
Tee!!!
no juss joakin
Applol ternobers
Biskits (sordid)
Choklit dyjestivs
…..
Daintee little fairee caeks
Egg sangwidjes
Forks (to eat teh caek wiv)
G…
Gingerbread
Hoem maed jam
Iis kreem
Jelly (Dats jello in ‘Mericaa!)
K…
An skawns, 2?
Krepes
Lawts ob bizkits
Muggs
N….
Noogat filld kandies
Orindje marmelaid
Pizza
Qwik, choklate
Rocky Rode eye skreem
Skawns, fer zoeandmir
T…..
T wiv meowk
T wiv lemming
T wiv shuga
T wiv nuffing
T ….
O sawree
Upsaed doen pynaplol caek
Viktoria spunge
Woffels (wiv wippy creem)
X….
Xtra wippy creem (for the Woffels)
Yak milk
Zabaglione!
U kno, ai neber yet seed yak milk at an Ohai Tea, butt maybe ai’m nawt being invited to teh bestest ones!
must be a Trader Joe’z ohai tee…..
Yuu rang, MaryO???
yay! berry happy to see you!
An then cleen mah lidderbocks.
gee fankees kitteh
kin call 9elebenty et leest?
nope. No Good Samaritan kitteh here. Or altru… alltrue… altroo… selfless kitteh either
Iz dere such a fing az a selfless kitteh?
Um. *finks*. nope. sawree.
I wud but mah pawz 2 big fur thoze liddel buttinz….sry.
An duz yu have enny nomz?
u DU noe whut kyooreeossitee didded tu teh cat, doanchu? – ay’m jsut sayen’ …
U sher lukked funnee!
Sew thats wat azz ober teekettle luuks lyke! Ai alwais wunderd!
LOL!!!!
Reminds me of my first cat, Dormi. Had the same colour and look.
very byootimous kitteh, very kitteh-like look.
Wil it hep iffen ai git a stik an poke u wif it? Noe? Otay, ah’ll dew it then. *pokepokepoke*
Der…..nau u muvvin GUD!
Kitteh luks disapproving. ” U haz nawt borked ur can opening fingers, haz u?”
Ownlee ur leg? Well, u haz anuvver wun, hazn’t u!
Hop off adn get me mai noms tehn!
Gud- crawl insyde and open gushifuds nao!
“Wadda klutz!”
EvatehDiva haz dat saym luuk an catitude…an, eggsept fur teh eyes, she luuks liek dis kitteh!
Yay fer Eva! Ahm shure tho that shee wud hep u up before poyntin an laffin at u, rite? Rite?
Eva? Help? Bwwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhaaaaa!
Iz yur burfdy????
Well hoap iz a happee wun, wiv lawts of caek adn candels to keep yu warm!
mmm – yew finkso hurr kin stay warm wif candlols?.. How mini candlols du yew figger?
Ohai uniquekitty! Happytail birfday to u!!! May u has a wunnermous gnu yeer filled wiff joy and luv an sunshine -and mennee mennee happy returns!
birfdai?!? *hands uniquekitty a speshlol glass dat is alwais filled wif teh faberite drinkee*
*clinkee* heers a paw in yer eye and an purr in yer eer!
aw, fankies fur teh birfdai wishes!!
Happy Bidet, uniquekitty! Here’s to menny moar.
Happy birfday, uniquekitty! Manny happies to yu!
We shares a birfday ???
Ai diddint know!
Eeck! Izzit yr birday?
*Hands eeck a pass to teh Klingon bar, complete wif Klingon companion to hepp yu chose yr drinkees. Or, if that be too mutcsh, here is yr purrsonel, nevver emptee margarita masheen. Also makes martoonies and stromberry dakqureez.
Fank u !!!
Ai reely shuldint drink at werk…
* hic *
Eeck an uniquekitty – HAPPE burfdiz tu yu BOAF. Sawreez, ai nawt noez mush bowt deez Klingon bar, butt(!) ai canz sing Happeee Burfdaeiiii tu YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (reely lowd)>/
Ohai eeckthecat! Happy (belayed, sry, didunt noe) birfday to u 2! Hope u hadded a great day and wish u a great year and mennee to cum!
Ohai, Uniquekitty! I hope yoo haz a grayt day, full of nomalishus things! May yor year ahead be filled with gudniss – may even your most sekret, hart-felt wishes come troo!
LECTURE BY pROF sMUDGIE kITTEH on hoomans #1
translation of hooman sub text in contextshual interacshun
“It is not a pyramid scheme” = “It is a pyramid scheme”
“I was jus about to call yew” = “If I’z known it wuz yew I wouldn’t have ansered the phones”
“Oh yowr howse looks luvverly” = “yowr howse luks like it wuz designed by a monkey wit a hangover”
“how are yew?” = “Don’t tell me how yew are”
*waives hand inna ayre* Prof Smudgie? Prof Smudgie?! Wat duz it meen wen sumwun sez “ahm frum teh gubbernmint an ahm heer tew hep u”? Shud wii run an hyde? Shud wii pee inna flannik?
” You don’t look a day over 30″ = “Yikes!You look awful!”
it mean i am heer to tell yew how to do sumting i haz no ider how to do in reel wurld
perhaps if we gave teh munkey a mountain doo…?
I fink teh munkey alreddy noes hao to make a moutaing of doo
no no that’s poo!! and watch out for teh flinging!
*dukks fur covver just in tyme, as monkeys fling poo and doo overhed.*
A monkey a mountain doo on a Monday? My goodness me thinks….(crap out of “m” words.)
….making a mountain ov malodorous malarkey is mostly the matter in many municipal meetings.
Nice fanks for bailing me out.
Wel, Ai purrsonally taughted tihs Marmie Kitteh ebbereefing her knowes;
Hoaw tuu disappeer slowlee, (oar fast, az teh cayse warrents); awlso haow tuu go awaiy adn jes leeve teh smyol)…..butt Ai doan dare cawl her “grasshopper”, oar she wil show me her pointee ends…….!
Will yu teech me how to disamappear, leeving nuffing but teh smile? Ai fink I’d like to be able to do that…as long as I get teh smilol bak, ov course.
Wut Ai duz iys tuu kloase mai eiyes rlly rlly tite, adn grit mai teef…..
adn….hmmmmm: sumetiems teh magik wurks adn sumetiems iyt duzn’t….
if yous no gets up naow imma hafta call basement cat to eat ur soul cause imma hungry NAOW
buy ai mite call BC aneeways…
iffen yu is teh ok den ai wil laff at yu.