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Kitteh iz skaered?
ohnoes …. iz phansee nenja kitteh moob…..
conga rats anni
Thx willy boy!
conga eensektz, anni!
Thx Catena!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni! Wood U liek 4 me 2 fiks up uh Spydur Byt 4 U? (izza dreenkee, nawt uh reel byt)
Um… Thx! Ai’m nawt shore abowt teh drink tho sowndz az iffn it mite be a bit strawng!
Yeh, dat wun izza bit strawng…
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How bowta Wyte Spydur insted? Iz nawt az strawng, n iz teh taystee…
is dat lyke a whyte russin?
Noe, nawt teh saym, butt (!) dey bowth can haz teh vodkuh innit…
Bodka?
**Red haz kweezy flashy-bak**
Oooooowwww….
Aifinks Red haz sum not so gud memries wif Bodka…
Iffn Ai aer onnist, Ai’m nawt fond uv mikst drinks – Ai prifurr beer oar whine!
Whale, lessee ifn U iz teh onnist…
*pours vodka and creme de menthe into shaker*
*adds ice*
*shakes gently so as not to bruise the ice*
*strains into 2 cocktail glasses*
Heer y’ar … Cheez!
Thx, but noe thx!
I can haz ur dreenkee, den? Wun izznt enuff 4 me…
*Opens a lubly boddlol ov kee on tee fer anni* Cheez!
O, BTW, teh Wyte Spydur iz teh beddurer dan teh Spydur Byt… Spydur Byt iz teh mayded bai drawpin uh shawt glass uv Wyt TewKillYa n2 uh tawl glass uv Red Bull …
I wheel maykit 4 sumwun, butt (!) I nawt dreenk it…
keel eet!!!!
Keel it til it iz ded, ded, ded
kitteh pownz pownz pownz
awn teh bug bug bug
til eet bii skwishd skwishd skwishd
entu teh rug rug rug!
Den yoo skrub skrub skrub
To kleen up teh guts guts guts
Remembur, yoo lub lub lub
Dem floofy butts butts butts!
LOL!!
Spieda skaird tuu !!
Really? Spieda skaird anudder kitteh alsew?
Musta skaird udder kitteh sew bad himz jumped kleen owtta teh pikshur.
*snerk*
Taht wus tuu nawt twu !!
* Ai doan kno wair sum peep lurnt tu spel !! *
Inviziblol tramploleen?
I leeps an leeps until it iz DED!
Kitteh is sposta protect hyoomins frum scarey spidees an miceees.
I am da onlee 1 who getz to b fraideecat in my howse.
HuvverCat huvverz
Ohai, Aahz!
Foar a minnit, I thotso mebbe kitteh wuz hollerin foar yoo!
Yoo shur yoo nawt spydur?
Iz ur naym Boris, by chanse?
♫ Luk, heez crawling awp mai wall
blak adn harry, berry small
nao heez awp abuv mai hed
hanging by uh liddlol fred ♫
I lubs ya, man!
(Didjoo get my emayo erlyur 2day?)
*schmoo*
(Just in case? Yeah it made meh smilol)
♫ oops hiz web iz broken daon
him is runnin awl aroun
i cen squish him with my por
climin up mai wall no mor ♫
(ninja kitteh shows no mercy)
POPCAT!
Ohai, NC!
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YOINK!
**slitelee-ebil lafftur iz herd in teh distins**
“ebil lafftur”? Iz Maus bak?
Hay, Maus iz nawt teh onlee wun wiff a nebil sied.
I’m teh Ebil Maus’ ridjinlol minyun, ya kno!
Iz U teh flooint inna yoos uvva Zippo?
Oh yesh!
Even gots wun of my own, butt needz to buy butane.
LOLZ! U sed “BUTane”!!
Ohai!
Hey, where’d teh popcat go?
[suspecks Red, taps foot]
*tap tap tap*
Hay! Git bak heer!
YOINK!
It was Basement Cat — in the Foyer — with the Claws
Pfft.
Kitteh iz a pusseh. Mah Nermal wood eet dat spyder azz a snakk.
But yood heer a “KRONSCH KRONSCH KRONSCH” wylle he eated it.
Blugh.
Kronschee onna owtsyd, kreemee fillinz onna insyd
mai chessie luuks at em. duzznt dew ennyfing. jus luuks at em. fanks, kitteh!
No spidey. Basement Cat slips tru teh closed door in da
effert to neek up on u.
I hadda fren yoo wud almoast jump dis high wen hur seed teh spydur.
U meen,liek DIS?
Yup!
Me, I nawt reel skeerd of teh spydurz. Nawt want dem awn me, butt nawt askeerd of dem.
nope. ai scared of spiders! we had a big wun in teh house yesterdai. after hubbi killified it, he went online to see what type it was.
He asked “did it luk lyke dat”
Ai sed “I dunno. was tew busy jumping on table and screeming to luk”
Noes!! Plz nawt to killify teh spyders! Dem is frends! Maybee huzbing can twapping dem adn putting dem owtsied?
I think he did. I didn’t want to get to close. it was a BIG spider!
Mai huzbing wuz liek dat – him wuz skaered uv moast insekts an spydurs. Gud fing Ai aern’t!
Popcat hits gnu hyts!
Alrite! Who nawt payd teh grabbity bill?
Turn it bak awn! Toot-sweet!
Basement Cat nebber studdeed law, sew himz nawt b teh unnerstandin teh law uv grabbitee…
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Butt (!) himz DID studdee LOL …
Law ob fizziks iz merely guidelines tew teh feline perswayshun.
spydurs… why’d it hab tew bee spydurs….???
Dey runnded owtta snaykz…
Adn klowns…
eeeeccckkkk!!!! **jumps on tablol and peers over edge**
Donut hassa scared, gammacat – Aahz mented “snakks”.
Snaykz iz snakkz? O yeh — teh chokklit snaykz wif teh sordid kreemee fillinz at teh Splort Rikubbree Ward! Dey can haz teh chokklit spydurz dere awlsew…
Kitteh iys nawt a skairdy-cat, noesirree!!! Her haz jumped up tuu get a beddure luuk at teh bebbeh Tarantulah taht jes crawleded thru teh bak doar; yesh, taht’s why…..tuu get a kloaser luuk,… foar shure!!!
I hazza cornfuzzled — Ifn kitteh jumpz up, himz gitz furvver awai frum spydur, nawt teh kloasur…
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Butt (!) himz wheel gitz teh kloasur win himz kumz teh daown…
Ummmm; yuur nawt az cornfuzzled az teh kitteh iys, Aahz……
Peter Parker recawnsiders hiz desizzion tew get uh pet foar MJ.
Tew bad himz wuzznt byted bai uh raydeeoaktiv kitteh insted…
Catman? – No, soundz tew mush liek dat batty fella?
Feline Boy? – Naw, soundz tew sidekicky.
Ai know…The Purrminator! ♪ Ta ta tada ♪
Teh Purr-minator sez,
“I’ll be bak … rite aftur nomz.”
@@@@ x elebentee Aahz!
an a nap!
No matturz f u payd teh gravitee kil f it awl jest leekz owt teh doar.
@@@@@!!1! Looks lyke yu’r rite! Kitteh tried to cloze door to keep teh gravitee from leekin owt, but too late…
Enny waiz, iz tym 2 goe hoam n fiks sup-purr 4 mai famblee. Nyt awl!
I’m awf tew teh home front tew. C-ya later cheezpeeps.
Even Basement Cat fears the creepy crawlies.
Basement Cat was the Angel of Light (particularly laser pointers) until he challenged Ceiling Cat and was cast down – as shown.
He’s still scary after you stole his powers?
ai don noou whatz what… .. .. ..so first, down then … UP.. ..?…… . .. .
Stiki Cat stuk to wall–Peel him off plz.