I is very tiny ruler of very tiny tower Er… fear me.
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Ai raver lub u dan feer u, kitteh!
concatscarelations, annipuss!
how aer you, t’day?
would chew like some jasmine teas?
Ooh thx Mary0! Ai aer gettin bedder an can tayste fings agayn, so jasmine tee wud be lubblee!
congarats tu anni awn nawt sekkund an tu D-R onna frunt paije lol!!!
Ai hadda messidje frum D-R awn mai profyle, WP iz gibin a problem wif poastin butt (!) D-R sez iz glad wii iz injoyin teh pic (er wurdz tew taht efffekt)
Tankey-voo, is much fun
OMCC!
S~P~L~O~R~T
oh deers iz awflee urli fro meh tu bee dribin da CCC…
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, HCR. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Oh, fankies, willy boy! Ifinkso teh capshun, it totulee got me!
Nao Scotch, that b teh great!
*sipsipsip*
hic! oops
Nao Iz awl bedderer
ohai….shure kitteh
liek dat?
splort awl ber yu, yesh. Fear yu? Frait nawt, widdle sweetie!
Butt…butt…ai ar an BC1!!!……..rawr!!!!
… a teeny tiny bit …
and I has a very tiny scaered! Git me down frum here!
Aifink u aer rite! Him lukks berry fritend!
Oh noez!! Kawl teh faiyur diparmintz!!!1!!!1!
gud eye deer! *calls fyremen*
I hopes dey bring teh tiny ladder along… otterwise kitteh can’t be reskewed!
just as long as teh hooman does not get stuck as well –
ht tp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8477490.stm
oops…
OOH!! Didz ai heer sumbunneh sae FYREMENZ???
*Runswifakwiknes tu teh towwur adn klymsklymsklyms … huggiez kyoot kitteh adn waytz foar ress queue bai FYREMENS*
*awlreddee planz tu gu tu Nawty Barn afftur ress queue …*
Sauronz cat.
LOL!!! verra kyoot Sauron!
Teeny, tiny BC hazza fierce!
He is going to cry!?
onlee iffin hims mamma duznt kome an rezcue hims sune…….
*cuddles tiny ruler kitteh*
Oh hai Gracie. Is it your turn to watch me today. Come up on my tiny tower.
From here yo can see all the splorts.
and ur howse!
an rusha?
adn Lundun adn Franz?
an sumwonz undiep…….
*stops mid-wurd, shakez hed and wanderz to nawty barn*
*fyres up woooden stove tu mak it warmer*
*notes that NYT’s are havin on teh leggie warmers*
Oh you liddle bit o floof! U climbed up an up an now u’r sooo high u’r stuck! I will help you down from the sohigh place but (!) just like da kitteh u’r, you will try to get up there again *slow head shaek*
*carefully arranges face into expression of fear to make tiny ruler happee*
But now can I hug you and luv you and maybe even call you George?
George?? Mor layk Gorjus. He is soooo kewt. Maybe King George if hez tiny ruler. Him lookz very scrd for ruler.
*tries to luk afraid*
*fails*
Not 2 wurree. Tiny B.C. wil gro upz to rool awl teh hawse nd hoomins jus laek teh kittehs awlwayz due.
Yep. Day awlwayz do. Kittehs jus rool. Can rool eben now wen hez so cewt. Dos big eyez!! “Halp”, he ses.
Nawt gonna luk! Nawt gonna luk!
*looks*
*SPLORT*
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Tank u, bloosfan!
*snuggles bebeh pengwin*
Oh no! K_K_Celia is splorted!
*sweeps braynes into neat pile, rinses with warm water*
*packs braynes into cranium, replaces bone fragments – it’s a puzzle!*
*pulls CHRG(with drawings of kitteh faces) over skull*
*adds hi-strength Bear Bond to keep CHRG attached*
Here, Celia, here’s a cuppa and a box o’ chocololts. And tax forms to unsplort you….
nyclee dun KittehlessJon!Dubble reskew maiks KKC feel twict az gud!
Tank u!
Ai feer yu….mae maek me splort!
*Pulls CHRG(wdoi) doun ober eers an Ibrouse*
Kwik Ambercat! Put awn dis payre uv HGGs!
Big congarats to hour frend D-R fer kis awsum lol pic!
erm Dis lol taht shud bee. Tho ai wanna gib kitteh a lil kis as wel!
My cats always destroy this very same tower whenever I get them one.
Mai kittehs prefur tew fink ob eet az renovayting aifinkso.
Dey alwayz sit in frunt ob it wif teh widdlol
destroyedtransmorgrified bits strewn about wif such uh prowd.Your cats are destroying the tower in order to take the castle. This is a very sound strategy. It sounds like your kittehs are siege engines!
Oh, um…uv korse ai feer u kitteh! Whoosa skarree ruler? Whoosa teenytinyskarreefeerse kittteh? U r! Yes, U r!!
…has dedlee snorgles….snorgle u 2 def…smylin
Kumzintew room… looks at floofball perched on the twoer! OH MAI CC!
S P L O R T!!!!!
O nize o noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC daown teh thred!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee rasberrie wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh otter tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Y U putz lava on the flor?
littlol tinee rooler
ob littlol tinee towur
can be controllin u
wif himz littlol tinee powr.
Must……………snorgle……………must…………kissy……..da…..tiny……….fuzzeh…………..head.
Ai wunder hao long kitteh is bin sat awp there.
Toooo long! He finks iz neva goin to get rescewd.
He iz metering himz wait time?
*thwaps* nc66 wif teh yardstik
Gud foar yew BF. Hit ‘em again!
Spare teh rod, spoil teh child, right?
shirley u don’t mean that??
Well iffn yew givvum an inch, dey’ll taik uh mile udderwize.
Nao teh idiom about teh thumb…DATS mean!
poor baybee, butt (!) it luuks tew mee taht kitteh cud bery eezilee uze teh pointy ends tew clime up awn tawp uv teh bed. jus needz tew turn rownd an see haow close it iz!
Shirley it iz wurf sum measure of effort.
puts awn eyepatch *thwaps* shirley wif teh yahrrrr!dstik
ooh, pirate games!!
*pulls piratey wench outfit out uv mothbawls*
*puts a shiny on teh end of a plank where it can sparkul in teh sun*
Kin ah carree deh parrottbirdee dis tyme??pleaspleaspleas???
um, er… well u’ll has to ask her urself!
Ooops!!1!! Ah ment deh stufft, pertend parrottbirdee, nawt une ov our Cheezpeeps. Ah wood nawt whant toobee so prezumpshu us!!
*thwaps* BF an Shirley – but not kitteh! He so smawl! He will fawl awf! Ha – then he be down at lees.
Crtnly Shirley66. I fink hez jus too scrd to whay up teh situwaytn.
Mebbe too scrd to turn rownd! Up soooo hai! Halp!
Him iz just waiting an waiting an waiting! (An hopin u r fearin him too.) Him finkz BC training iz very long time. Had enuf. Jus wantz to get daown.
Maabee hez gettin hiz ‘Terrorize Tinee Towne from Tower” BC badge.
Ahfinkso yu must git this one befour yu kan git teh ‘lurk indeh underbrush’ badge.
Dis badge werk iz hard stuff. Hez gonna haf to tuffin up to be BC. get controlz of doz ais so he cn look feerc. Underbrush sownds gud to him- not so hai.
Owlcat waits for prey
Bebbeh BC Kitteh haz a skeered; pore teeney, tineey blak bawl ov floof; him needez sum seerious snorgling…..iyf he lets me pik him up offa him’s lofty towur, Ai will prohceed tuu duu jest taht, wif sum kissees adn cuddles az wel……
C O N G A R A T S
T U
D – R
F O A R
T E H
C A P S H U N
:LOL:
!!!!!
Yesh, Congradumalashuns tuu D-R; nawt too menny maike iyt tuu teh taup!!!
Thank u! {{{hugs}}}
O RLY?!
vry tinee rulr, vry tinee towr, n vry vry scared ov hites
Thankeys fo front page! I has a happy!
Yay! Congrats D-R!
yeah for your front page!!!
Little sweetie-pie you’ll be the ruler of my heart.
Can’t stand to see skeered leetle kittennes!
[covers eyes]
Tell me he be okay!
i thick he ned biger tower