
Yes, my children are adorable. Wish I could say the same about yours.
don worries i is agreeing with u
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Yes, my children are adorable. Wish I could say the same about yours.
don worries i is agreeing with u
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Mine wull stai adorublol 2!
conga rats anni……….
wood yu liek sum tee?
Thx, wb!
wow, anni…eh wae-soloe nawt sekkund!
And I don’t have to pay to put ‘em thru college, either.
Or let ‘em drive my car!
guez whai aim pullun mai hayrz aot.
Rowdy ruffhouserz wiff too much energeez?
EWE haz a Plewthora uf Ponderous Packyderms wif a Pro-pens-city fur Pro-crastination?
~snerk~ I thought dat sed Pro-creation!
Dats wuld require wun prodigious packyprophylactic aifinkso.
Ai can haz teh tuzksee inna wite soks? Ai will lub him adn skweez hm adn naem him jorj!!
I hadda wun liek tat. Hims wus namd Tommy Tinker
Conga-ratz, Annipuss! Let me bee teh nawt-sckund to concatshulate u on yer nawt-seckund. Izz mai nawt-seckund, “nawt-seckund concatshulations”. Ai arr feline silly. Cocoa an biskits fer sillybrayshuns? Oar sumfin strongur?
Thx fur teh congrats! Cocoa an biskits aer juss rite – is 11 pm heer an Ai wull be goin 2 bed sune.
Fanks, Anni. is arownd 6:30p.m. here. Ai shall toast yer nawt seckund, yer gud helf, adn yer gud-nitey sleepz, well into teh eevning.
O welll, Ai fowt ai wuz teh nawt-seckund concatshulator. Musta tuk 2 lawng to sez it.
Nebber myned – it’s teh thort dat cownts!
Wen ai started to ryte wuz onlee u on teh commints. Glad u izz passed teh pleh-sikness.
Butt kittehs AWR my children??????
[hazza cornfuzzled]
U haz butt kittehz?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!
Ha, ha!!! Yuu sed “butt”…..
Play infaormtvie for me, Mr. internet writer.
Dayr amz no cawntesst!
Bebbeh Kittehz kewturr dan
Liddill Skwishee Wunz!
Bebbeh Kittehz habz
sillkee fur datz lubz Hewminz’
deelytefull Snorgillz!!
Duz nawtz argyoo wiff
prowdz MomCat. Hurz Bebbehz willz
stayz kewt 4ebberr!!!
Jack.
Jack, u izz teh wurdsmif wif a gudness. (Ai inspyred to trai to rime sum too. Sumtime.)
lookit teh babbeeh!!! an teh momma wif teh whiskers!!!!
SSQUUEEEEE!!!! SPLORTT!!!! *thud (but wif a happie smilol*
Oh deers…da kewtnis lebels ar sew hie tudai…………..
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, gammacat. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
FangQ willy boy!!! I will snouggle under teh floofee blankee! *sip nom sip nom*
Awl bebbeh kittehs habes a ‘dorable.
Iz parte ub da inturnil squee.
Dey issn can halp it.
butz i heerd dat teh tigur-kittehs eatz dere yung.
O noes! Dey jus liks dem cleen. (er..tigurs? ai dunno. ai hoap knot.)
I lubs teh wiskers on the kitteh…iz jaun ub mai faborite fings!! *snerk*
Yah, an de floofy eers
Well sew mush foar teh subtlol awproch kitteh.
Culd ai interest yew in uh cuplol uv Lisa Lampanelli tikkets?
Srsly kitteh…tell us hao yew REALLY feel.
huh?
poor kitty looks tired!
One summer I was sitting out on my porch with a momcat watching two kittens play. One was hers and the other was one I was taking care of while a friend was on vacation. The kittens were getting very rowdy and just about to get a little carried away. Right at that point momcat got up and paw-smacked her kitten and turned and smacked the other one, too! They settled down very quickly. I was stunned, I had never seen a kitteh do that before.
I wunce adopted 2 pregger strayz. Da bc’s kittehs died
butt dey shared all parental responsiblities including da nursing. Was so sweet….
Naow, naow, Maum! Doan be soe catty!!!
Thems may be ‘dorabuhl, butt well-behaived, nawt soe muches….!