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Collekt ur kards awn teh wai owt
Congarats on da solo nawt furst!
* Whisspurrs: Umm, taht shud bi “nawt sekkund” mai fren !! *
Ai notissed but wuz 2 purrlite 2 menshun it!
Bai fur naow! Still re-stokkin teh lardur!
Bai Anni !! Enjoi yor dai !!
Open mouf, incert paw, NOM!
Ohai Anni !! Yor purrformints todai iz berri gud az yoozule !!
Thx!
lift ur gaim oar git owt
Yu do nawt get teh gushifuds aout fast enuff!
Wel yew leve harf ob tehm nd tehn wawk awai wile teh ants get tehm !!
Yu shud kno hao mutcsh I wants an onny put that out, so it duzzn’t get stayle! And control dose ants! They do not tayste good — too bitter and stingy! Fresh gushifuds ebbery haour on teh hour. And nip twyse a day.
Or else!
I donut meens that teh ants don’t spend munnies. I mean they stings in teh mouf.
Ai knu taht coz antz spenden munny duzzin maik cents !!
Ai borrt yew lam cassaroal larst weak nd yu aited it.
Tihs weke, yew donut wont tu du moor tahn snif it !! Yu dribe mi nutz !
purrrr purrrr purrrr
*twine around pb’s feet in figure 8 patturn*
finks to sefff. thistle keep hims confuzzled nd off balans.
o.O !! Ai doan wanna plai tihs skein !! Nao luuk at yu sew pleezd !!
/\_/\>^.^<'-`-'ooh! nyse drawing, pb! Livving up to yr naymesake.
*schmoo!*
Thx Booklion !! Ai hab tu du sum trix foar WP sew it wurkz !!
* Tihnks: Betta nawt tel BL ai koppeed it …. !! Shhh !!
*
if dat iz what a itty bitty maus or vole sees, iz teh skarey!
It’s skaeree enuff iffn u aer hoomin!
i agree… dat kitteh rly scares me!!
angree…ur doin it rite!
Oh noes…..death bai kitteh breff!
.. oar iz taht teh smel ob feer ??
…or teen spirit?
yesh, it iz, kitteh. an ai kwit.
yoo come in an releeb mii an ai go home an crawl unner mai covers an make whirrld go awai.
some fing bloo off teh roof, ai went owt an immediatelee fell on teh ise. ai dids teh splitz an fell skware on left neekap. wet mai pantz on top of it all. mai vikings lawst, an mai big brudder iz mad at mii. 2.5 hrs to go.
Tahtz no gud, MM !! Neakapz ar nawt berri forgibbin ai hab fownd !!
Butt(!) yu stil enjoiin teh kitteez wib us, sew taht iz teh gud !!
yesh aiyam, pb, but i wanna go home. now.
..and ai wish ai had fallen on butt, it wudna hurt sew mush
Ai yoozed tu du teh shiffed wurk nd moast peeplol wud kum tu wurk urli sew teh otters cud hanned ober adn leve urly. Sumtiemz yu cud wring sumbuddy adn arks tehm tu kum eben urlier az a fabor !! Teh manadgurz wer fien bit taht tuu !! Spoaz yu karnnt du taht .. !!
wii can call an sii if sumwun will come erlee, but purrson who comes after mii rides bus, wii has kwikk freeze an iz nao snowin, so roads iz bad. i dun fink tehy cud git heer ennee erleer. wud bii nise.
{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}
I hopes fings get bedder for you soon. Haz a gud sleep when yu goes hoam, and life be bedder when yu wakes up.
{{{{booklion}}}}}}}fankees, ai bii berree tired an weepee rite nao. am glad my cheezfrenz bi heer.
i so sorry you feeling so bad. my favrit persription for your problem is to get a kitteh and go to bed or have a cuppa and sit in th’dark and pet the kitteh. purring is so good for you. please feel better
fankees{{{tortiequeen}}}}
iz why ai wanna go hoam, iz where teh kittehbois are, an ai will feel mush bedder tehr.
Oooh, sry MM…bangeded up neez is teh hertz. Kin U aks iffin U kin go hoam? Adn ise awn adn awf yur nee ebry elebenty (15) minits (U mite fine it halpfil 2 yuus a bag o peez)
{{{{{MM}}}}}
fankees,{{{nennepus}}}}
{{{mugglemary}}}
*hands mm sum hawt choklit to sip awn and mayk teh pleh day a teenytiny littlol bit betterer*
hopes fings will improve soonsoonsoon!
(((hunneecake bunnee}}} fankees!
sip sip sip
cri cri cri
iz makkin teenee tinee beddur..
Ai finkso u mite need sumfin a bit stronger dan hawt choklit, mm. Here’s some ob my eggstra speashul “make teh pleh go aweh” martoonies an a chonklit fudjj caek an ai asked teh YNGs if dey’d mind jumpin owt of teh middle ob it to cheer u up. They mite need lick… er … washing afterwards.
>raises paw<
ai voleyuntears tew warsh YNGs
sip sip sip nomnomnom
fankees {{{{martoonie}}}
ai will haz all thows martoonees wun aftur anudder, cheezpeeps help yurselfs
skrew mundane
hab sum cake an pull up a comfee chare sew no wun misses wun crum off teh YNGs
Martoonie, you noe just whut it taykes to mayke a purrson feel bedderer! And fankee fur sharing, mugglemary. Beddur tayke wun or two ov dose YNG’s hoam wif you, to snuggle you to sleep. After they help you get a liddul helthful eggersize, ov course.
Boss kitteh iz bossy.
adn nedes tu floss !!
Ai gotta rememember dat look. Performants appraysul season is coming up.
Ar yu teh “Fayr, furm nd
friendlyfiendly” manadger ??Ai’m more teh “do wut ai say an nobuddy gets hurt” type of manadger…
Ornnjj Kitteh habz Grayt
Beeg Angree. Hewminz bettah
duz summfeengz ryte NAOW!
Ornjj Kitteh mytez habz
goez V.E.T. Himz toofeez
mytez beez cawss trubbill!!
Oarz Ornjj Kitteh seez
Hewminz frow purrfekktlee gud
Cheezburgr awayz!!!
Jack.
>snikkers< made me laff, jack!
o_0
I said guud morning all …… did you hear me….!!!! LOL kidding.
Happy afternoon to you!!
here – have a cuppa tee and sum kroassants – there enuff foar awl!
Guud Moaning 5 Eagles !! Sh!! Teh boss kittee iz angrii tudai !!
Yesh poussinboi tanks to nennepus for the kroassants and tea I fink we be alright.
Yez, crussontz wiv tee iz delishiss !!
BTW, iz owr Oztrail-ya Dai tudai (26rd heer orlreddi).
Happee Orstrayl-ya Dae tu awl !! (Ozzees oar nawt !!) Bai nao !!
happy OZ-day!
We’ll have to have a booffay layturr – wif sossije roles, meet pies, pavlovahs, dampers, punkin scones an vegimite on toast!!!
Yay !! Ittul bi teh fun !!
scaree kitteh scares meeeeee
Dis pretty obbvee … ovvie … cleer 2 cee, butt(!) dat kitteh haz the angree to endz all angrees!
Ur Fired!
Yew carnt fier mi !! Ai KWIT !! STN !!
Erm…….icanhazemployeePoussinBoibacknowplz? Kthx…
K !! * Jus kidden !! Hoap yu nawt mad ….
*
nah…
o～Ooh…. o~light. whatz tha poinn? … ……… … uhm…. . . . .yesi!…. .. .
I don’t like this one. I’m not one of those photoshop outers but I’m sure this was ‘shopped to remove the fingers of the person pushing this kitteh’s face into a glass table. The fuzzy outline of kitteh’s fur disappears at a certain point. I was trying to figure out why a kitteh would do this and then realized he wouldn’t on his own. not cute
’tis a strange picture. I came looking for a troll to trounce, but I think you are not it.
It bothers me, too…but I’m not sure why. I wish someone knew where this came from. Odd picture, for sure. :/
this isn’t photoshopped. I took this picture. This was at the vets office. They gave him a deworming medicine in his mouth, which he immediatley spit out and made this face, thats what the bubbles are from.
Hmmmm; tihs pikchure kynda remindez me ov Teho’s kitteh awn his blog;
(Jes sayin……)
But Ai fileded awl mah TPS reports, Mr. Lumberg kitteh.
Ai will come in on Caturday, at teh ushual tiem..K?
OMIGOSH IS THAT CAT CONSTIPATED
uz getin fiyard, lol.