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Let teh shreddin commense!
Congrats, Ambercat! Care to join me in a bacon and cheezburger?
sondz nommy!
Glop! It wuz!
Ohai Everee peeps! Ai kno teh weeekweeeeekweeeeekend LOLs is nawt teh best playse to put nouns mints, so Ai wull repeet tihs in teh week, BUTT(!) we is orgamanisin teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet. Sum Cheezpeeps awlreddy has arraynjmunts to com to TTI, an we is tryin to werk arown taht – tihs has gibbun us 2 choyses. Sew, if yu is nao, or R at enneetym plannin to be, in TTI plees to be maykin yur prefrunces knone – votin keepads at teh reddy and….
Voet A fur Nawt 2nd week in July, in Lunnon. Voet B fur larst week in July in teh Cotswolds, Voet C fur bofe and voet D fur Mt McKinley.
Kthxvoetnaoplsbai
Ai vote C (doan’t fink Ai cud clime Mt McKinley!)
Ahdunfinkso! LCB cud nawt du D.
On behalf of whiskers ai vote for 31st of July, Lundun. Or mabbeh London. Certainly NAWT D cos ai hate having to climb mountains. Ai is a caterpiggly, not a mountain goat!
Plees reed teh opshuns agin an juss voet fur yursef; Whiskers is well able to maek her oen desishuns.
Strict kitteh is strict!
is tru.
Oh, in that case I follow Annipuss’ good example. Better late than never.
I haz postinged dis on deh Cryer, awlso.
Opshun D lukin gud fur mee… aifinkso wil hab diffkultees getin bak tu TTI, az stil hab purrformunsis in Juliy – butt(!) wen a daet haz bein dee sidud, pleez cud sumwun let me noe? Jus in caes… an pleez tu senz by mesij, az ai aer nawt orlwaiz frie tu komz heer an enjoi maiselv!
Errrr, yu is nawt blu, hao we send yu massaj? Is yu awn teh Buk ob Fayses? Or can yu chek teh Town Cryer? Tyms, dayts, playses, etc wull be awn bofe.
Start wiv teh nawt sekund wun!
It’s cuter when they pull it off the roll
Woot!! Conga-ratz to Ambercat and Annipuss for teh Tye!!11 fur nawt sekkund!! Sordid drinkees awl ’round!!
Thx, FireRN1!
Mai tai’s all around!
Kitteh jest cuud nawt beeleeve her guud fortune awn teh day iyt raiyned toiylet papure; iynsted ov wreckyng havock rite awaiy, her thot she wuud waiyt awhile to sea iyf iyt wuud raiyn papure towells az well….. then she cuud create tohtul mayhem…….!!!!
{{{ckk}}}
{{{{CweenMJ}}}}
Liddul tukzee haz a bizzy dai ahed, yis.
Sadly, da toiylet papure is nawt as much fun on da floorz. It spinz bedder on da roll.
sew mush paypur
is ahsum!
is dis hevun?
poyntee enz at teh reddee!
Ait knot sew shur da kitteh did dat. Luuk att dat innasint fayse. Twas prolly da goggie did itt. Datz whut mai kittehs awlwayz tell me an wee donut eben hab a goggie.
Maybeh da toiylet papurz juss ‘fell’ off da shelf.
Yesh, datz it! Kitteh jus helpin cleen up aftur aksidunt at Cawstko.
“Cleen up on ieel 3!”
cor, kitteh is spoilolt for choise!!! rippity rippity rip! lotsa happy kitteh grinz.
Kitteh cummenses bilding tee pee out of teh TP
In deh norf it wud b an ig loo?
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!?
Ur Atenshunz.
erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
And for those who have a problem with LOLspeak:
Ahem…. Can I have your tensions please?!?!?
Your Attention.
erm…. No, not your tensions.
Annoucement!!
I think we need to have an ICHC Delurkification Day.
A day when all the lurkers can come owt and say ‘Oh Hi’. And what better day for coming out of the shadows than Ground Hog’s Day? So on February 2nd, allyou lurkers flex your finger and let us know you are owt there.
I think that the De-Lurkifications will be on awl the lols, starting with the 12 am LOL all the way through the 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” you ask, “How do I delurk?”
It is easy. Just come to the newest LOL and put your cursor in the comment box at the bottom and start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “I don’t have a WordPress account. And I don’t know anything about having a blueness or avatars or anything.”
Well, the good news is that u don’t have to!! You just put your name in the box that says name. This doesn’t have to be your real name’ just whatever you wnat your screen name to be. Then you have to put in your email address. Don’t worry, we won’t see your email address. And the Great Cheeses won’t be sending you spam or selling your address to spammers. Then you write your comment.
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “I don’t know what to say!! And I have never wrote the LOLspeak. It looks so hard!!”
More good news!! The LOLspeak is optional, we can all read regular English, too. And for your first comment, you can just say ‘Hi, I’m new!’
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “what will happen to my comment?”
Your very first comment will go to the moderators. They check it to be sure the email address isn’t fake or the email of a spam factory. Adn they read the comment to see if it has any naughty words. Then they post it so we can all see it. This may take just afew minutes or even an hour or two. It depends on how busy the moderators are.
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “will anyone talk to me?”
Well, I should hope so!! The Cheezpeepz are fine, friendly folkz and I think they would love to have more friends.
See you on GroundHogz Day!! (with or without shadows)
yay!!
noo frends!!!
Ma name is Jerseybarb, and I’m a recovering lerker
Walkum! Gud 2 hab u cum owt uf hydin!
Hi, jerseybarb!
Ah haf replied bfore but Ah did lerk for a long wile
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
Is always nice to meet noo cheezpeeps!
***shakes paw*** Pleesedtomeatcha! Ah am owned by fore kittehs, how miny kittehs own yu?
Ai is onlee owned by wun – the floofeh orinj (bnp) guy inda pikshoor!
he’s a kyootie pi – a real cuddlol monster these days!
Wuts hims name? Isnt dat a stuffed kitteh? My kittehs are Petey, Mimi, Killer an’ Spike
His name is Buster – and he’s definatly not stuffed
He’s part norwegian forrest cat – wif earfloof and toefloof, very splortablol! 
Mai dotter gotted me a cat desk-kalender foar Christmas; wun ov teh nawt-sekund pikchures onnit wuz a Norwegian Forrest Cat: he wuz absatively, posalutely beeutifull! Wutta kitteh!!
i iz teh burfday fairy, an i aproobs dis massaj
Dis grate ideer, cween!
Owt form teh murky lurky whirled
Da lurkers clokes wil awl be furled
Da hidden cheezpeeps form farandneer
Wil awl shoze up ta makes us cheer.
YAY!!! wut a kewl pome!!!
Ai’s an awrtust….toylit pehpur iz mah meedeeum.
Startin a konfetee maykin bizniss n mah oan hoem.
Iz nawt sew grayt, akshulee.
Jus wate til Halowean. U’ll be in grate deemand then
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Purrzah an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy cakes, rich n buttery yello caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny partee hats, an the tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! (eben if iz getting late in teh day!) te hcrokay balls are asynted to luking like trol heds, an wen you wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny troly noyzez!! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, itty bitty sekrit diarees wif disapeering-ink pens an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an spaklry snoflake stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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i also want to add a offishul burfday fairy endorsingment ob ICHC Delurkification Day!! all ICHC regyoolars an sort-ob-regyoolars an not-regyoolars, plz to be on hand to welkome all teh delurkifiers wen tehy say ohai wif a big frendly cheezland welkome!!
de-lurkifyed lurkers kan also hangin arownd an say ohai to tehms fello delurkifyers!! an haz lots ob frendly fun for evreewun!
hmm, burfday fairy haz a noo sunnyda skedool, wif naptime wehr teh burfday party time yoosed to be, an ifinsko i waked up too fast frum my nap today. teh crokay balls are paynted insted ob wutever taht ovver fing iz i rited.
*hands BF a cup of cawfee*
ooh, fankies
Ia fot yu mite haz “sainted” de krokay bawls, affer awl isz Sumday!
hmm, mebbee tahts wut i wuz finking…
whut abowt teh eer-regyoolars?
tehms too!! also eye-regyoolars, noze-regyoolars, an mowf-regyoolars too!
lol, i krakks my slef up sumtimes
u krakz mii up, too!
Ohai, BF! Is dis lol t3h handiwerk ov yer sister?
ooh, yesh, ifinkso it luks liek my sister teh toylit paper fairy haz been waylayd heer!!
Somebody was planning on doing a LOT of pooping.
looks like it’s recycled tp too–that’s the best kind! i shall now show my approval by giving you the opportunity to buy *more* recycled tp! no need to thank me….
I am totally hooked on ICHC, and even tawk lack lol speak frequently, BUT TO READ LINE AFTER LINE AFTER LINE ad infinitum, I don’t so much enjoy. . . .
I live in Charlotte, NC USA, and it’s 7:58 PM as I type this. Where “in the world” do y’all live?
My beloved big boys are BB, a black MH tux of 14+ lbs and Bear, a solid black angora a lb or 2 lighter.
I’m a Foster Mama during kitten season – my all-time fave thing to do!!! Ain’t nuthin cuter in this big old world than a kitten ========= NUTHIN! Kbird
I’m hopin to get some feedback, y’all.
Hi, kbird,
Lolspeak is best taken in small doses at first. I hated it when I started reading the comments. Take it easy and enjoy the lols for awhile. Feel free to speak English hear, and share some of your humor and love for the kittens any time!
I live near Chicago and it’s 7:21.
Come, join us on the current lol, it you want more feedback.
Ohai kbird! Welcome to the comments! You’ll find that Cheezpeeps live all over the place. I’m in southeastern New Mexico; we have regular participants in Canada, Great Britain, Australia/New Zealand, continental Europe and Saudi Arabia among other places. If you click on the blue names of people who post comments you can see their profile pages and get an idea of the spectrum of folks who enjoy Cheezland. There’s a map, too, if you’re interested (cweenmj’s Cheez Town Cryer has the details… of the map and lots of other stuff… at
h t tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
(close up the gaps in the http–for some reason if we include a whole intact URL in one of these comments, it doesn’t get posted.)
Anyway, as pj notes above, the Lolspeak is optional but it does get to be fun, especially as you get to know people and recognize their “voices.”- Enjoy!!