
Ruff nite.. wherz mai coffee?
i duns wans ta talkeds abouts it
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Ruff nite.. wherz mai coffee?
i duns wans ta talkeds abouts it
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Ai can’t funkshun till Ai haz it
Ohai nd congaratz Anni !!
Cawfee nd a scotsh finga biskit ??
Yiss plz! an thx!
ohai anni & PB!! ai aer shaimd tu admitt ai red dat as “cawfee dn a scotsh” an fort, gudnes, issa tieny bitt urly… butt(!) den noatisd de biskit bit *blushis*
Ohai tlc !! Rede heer abowt teh histree in OZ. Nao in choklit, sew tehy muss bi gud foar yuu !!
ofankew pb! ai nau noze orl bout doze biskits sept hau dey taests…
*taeks biskit wivva fanks*…
*noms fortfullee wile lukin owt at de snoe*…
aifinkso dese bee egg sell ant biskits. speshlee nau de cawfee haz maed mai mynd catsh up wid de resst ob yu!
Scotsh finga we eetz in Oz most times not wif choclit. Just plain. Yum. Choclit wuns kwite diffrent cos choclit iz dark.
Ai getts teh shaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiiaiaiaksss !!!
oooooh ai iz gettin kloser to deh nawt sekkund spot! Somedai ai WILL gets it. Hehe.
.. adn wen yu du, wi wil awl sellybrayt !!
ohai anni adn pb! tis a kwiet wun dis sunnyday moarnin?
Ohai Gizmo! Ur messij caem up wile Ai wuz sayin bai!
ohai adn obai, anni – see yu layter!
Ohai Gizmo !! Teh weak weak week enz bean berri kwiet !! Muss bi wintur in teh gnawvern hemi spear, aifinkso !!
Hao menny daiz tu go ??
aifinkso yur rite, pb!
ai cann has fibe dais left, includin tuday. ai had such a gud weekweekweek uf wrk, tho, sew its awl commin tugevver at last! sew on dat note…its bak tu teh PeeAchDee adn ais will see yu layter!
Bai Gizmo !!
* Luuk at tihs kittee wen yu kum bak !! *
* Worning: CHRGz shud bi titennd nawt-sekkund !! *
*tacksreturntacksreturntacksreturntacksreturn*
spllll…..
*crikketstatisticscrikketstatisticscrikketstatistics*
Dat kewt is DANJRUSS!!!
Tahts nawt mi foteau butt(!) iz spittign imaj ob mi strai kittee !!
*gizmo wanders bak tu ICHC fur a PeeAchDee brayk*
*gizmo notises pbs linkee adn cliks on it wifowt seein his worning nawt-sekkund*
uh-oh…SPLORT!
O Noes !! Gizmo iz dwon !!
GIZMO !! WOT did ai waist mai tiem wornnign yu foar ?
* Swingz intu teh driber’z seet *
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Gizmo’s branes an rinse dem wiv blak cawfee*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Gizmo to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an SJ
z adn TLC’z adn PB’z taks fawmz *
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weakly* fanks pb – ai’ll be shur tu be paying moar attenshun tu yur wornings in teh fyuchoor, butt (!) teh kitteh wus so kyoot, wif teh floofy adn teh happee and teh – eeep! *grabbs awl teh taks fawms and sipsipsips teh hawt choklit*
Yez !! Kittee haz a “high degree” ob teh kyoot !!
dat kitteh luks verri kontent.
It’s 2 kwyut! Ai aer goin owt. Will teh last wun 2 leeb plz tern owt teh lites!
Okey !! Enjoi teh fresh ayr !!
i takes skinny decaffe latte wit whisp of de cinammon….
Comign riet up !!
Wun kofee wivowt kafeen oar phat butt(!) a hint of teh sinnerman !!
tanks – you are being too too kinds…
Moarnin all – ai’m just droppin by as lite releef becaws mai job for today is to do mai tacks return – so NO danger ob splortin for SJ today. If we is having cawfee, ai’ll take mine blak wiv eggstra cawfee. A chonklit fudge caek wouldn’t go amiss, either.
Comign riet up !! * Spilz harf teh tin in teh cup !! Getz moast owt … !! *
Ar yu shoar yu can eet tihs ??
Ai gott aussie choklit scotsh fingur biskitz tuu !!
Ooh, dose biskitz look gud – ai’ll maybe try wun.
*takes biskit*
*takes caek as well*
ohai martoonie! doze biskits wil reely halp yu wid tacks return, ainfinkso… deyre GUD!
ai finnisht mien yesturdai – ai hoap yu fielz as gud az ai didded wen fynully finisht!!! gud luk! (an ainfinkso yur ment tu rownd upp oar doun tu neerist pownd, maekin yur barklees winnins an amayzin… nuffin
Deer Misteh Taksman,
Plees eggskoose SJ form doin her reterns; she has teh splortiness.
Kthxlukattehcyootnawtmessbai
Ai finkso teh Taksman duz nawt get enuff cyoot in his lief an dat is why he has to make me mizrabul.
Ai has just had to declare three pee of intrest income
Fang q Barklees for inbesting mai munnies so well.
Ai am abowt to send Mr Barclaycard a chek fur 12pense – Ai is hoeping it wull cost him mor to prosess it tah it is akchully werf
a chek fur twelv pee?? hehe dat wil DEFnutlee annoiz dem! an yur beein soe gud an doin zacklee whut dey arsks
Investing ?? It’z no intrest tu mi !!
Ai fink it’z a centsless wayst ob tiem !!
yu duzzent gits tu rownd up oar daon tu teh neerist pownd? teh evul Eye Ar Ess lets usses du tahts at leest. ai wil bi abul tu rownd mai massuv 42 scents uf inturest daon tu zeero.
U duz gets to round down ebenchewally – BUTT you has to put teh ackshul number in nawt second. NE wai, ai’m nrly done, just 2 numbers missing!
ai iz styll wayting fur ay dokcu…dokque…ay paypur wif infurmayshun ai neads beefour ai cans finush myn.
ohai, cheezfrenz!
ai haz sum of teh chonklitt biskitts, fankee, pb! ai has a laff at link upfred, biskitts iz awfiss supplyes?
ai finkso!
(ps, ai can has cheezjob? kthxbai)
Ohai MM !! Wi had teh biskitz at mai wurk; tehy wer foar teh bizitaws nd nawt foar mi !!
* .. until teh biztors wenned hoam !!
*
if ai ran an awffis, ai wud be shur tehr wuz alwais kukkees available, speshullee wuns taht “melts in yur mouf”! (nawt tthat ai needs kukkees, but, iz teh princeepull!)
GO VIKINGS!
* oar iz tehy sum sord ob spawts teem ??
iz owr Minneesnowta Vikings, will be playing New Orleans Saints in amerikunn football for chanse tew go to Super Bowl! heer iz song we sing whenebber tehy skore: (close up teh gaps!)
http : //www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIp_ove9RM&feature=related
Gud luk tehn !! Hoap yu get tu sing lotz !!
Ohai there, mugglemary. Maybe I can shed a little light on this?
ohai, mm! ifn ai support teh Vikings dis weekweekweek, wil yu halp me owt adn support teh Colts? tis a fayr trayd, aifinkso
ob cowrse ai support teh colts!
>cries kwietlee into her purrple an gold shamwow<
sigh
Ohai, everybuddee and good Sunnyday morning.
*Yoinks a Scotch finga biskit and a cup of Joe*
mnyum, mnyum! Fankies, PB.
Yore velkomb !!
okai, werk compewpewpewtur iz drivin mii krazee, ai hazza go nao. see yall latur, an ai hopes wii hazza WIn! yoo mite be abul tew skrape mii awf teh seeling in a fyoo days..
Bai Bize !!
*pownce*
*schmoo*
Bye bye!!!
Well, it being Sunday morning, I thought I’d start the day off right with a little Johnny Cash. Maybe this is how this little kitteh feelz?
Oh Yes, ifinso dat b zaklee how deh kitteh b feline!!
iz eggsaklee hao ai felez dis mornun.
ughh….
hubicat’s kolluj partee las nite. blu kosmoez. nuff sed…
*handz catena a cuppa joe*
thx.
*enhaiylz*
Dunt bern ya aggiz inmericas..YEW iz alowd 2 av IT wiv da ANGU$/BRISH beef 2 ijuss finks ..ENJOY ..$$
Eeeyodelayeeeooooo!!!!
Um…. did u just step in sumfing wif a ohai ew faktor??
Noe, … Ai is teh rare Afrikan Yodelin Cat an ai hav tu git mai annual yodel in befurr teh wevver gits too hawt!
(ai did see a House (teh Dr.) show wear dis guy’s toe fell orf! Ew!!!)
kuz hii ddint yoedull?
I likez House. But I b glad him iz nawt mai doctor. Hii b a bit uv an ash.
ufny kitteh wans tu pwn goggiez
… *an lawts ov screemin an yowlin*
OmaiCC! yu has tu watsch teh videyo!
wi iz awl en biiig trubblol iffen teh kitteh iz reeding Sun Tzu.
OT, If ennibudde iz missign JanetCanHas4oar5Kitteez, (Ai wuz), shi sed tu sai shi bi in Florida adn wil bi bak awn Fursdai !! Janet haz limitid innerwebz axes adn cannut stai in tutsh til tehn !!
* Miss Tree Solbed !!
*
thx foe teh enfoe!
Wii awl missing Janet wen shii b gone.
Wii needz tu making a law dat shii kant go ennywair dat shii can’t beeing on ICHC at leest lebentee howerz a day!!!
.. adn YUU !!
* Speekin ob lebentee, iz taht teh tiem ! Bai !!
Ai sekond teh mosion! All doze in faburr ob teh mosion, pleez say Aiee!
Aiyeeee!
Ayieayieeeaayyyy!!!
*comes froo cheezland onna liannah*
Teh interwebz iz mayked of kittehs:
aitchteeteepeecolonslashslashdubbyadubbyadubbya .rathergood.com/cats
Did sumone sneak in and take a picture of me this morning?
i wonder what kind of kitty that is…
a maine coon or a norwegian forrest kitteh?