
i iz in jailz can u bailz me out?
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i iz in jailz can u bailz me out?
Picture by: CasteloBranco Caption by: tiggysmomma via Our LOL Builder
hao kud yu beleef iz giltee?
Congrats, catena!
thx, anni! wii bii tyd!
awf tu teh ty bootik!
ai nedez sum diut koek, adn yu nedez eh hawt toddee adn soff LOLabai tu sooeth yu tu slepe!
Ai din’t do ennifin, onnist!
Dat wun wil maik a brake fur it berry sune wifowt enny hlep frum ennywunz. Den we has tu cawl da sharif.
Dat’s teh wun Ai’d pikk iffn Ai cud ownlee hab wun! Him seams teh moast libelee!
Ai wil bale owt awl da bebbehs to cum an libs at mai howse.
Kwik. gard nawt lukkin.
MURR-JIN-SEE WAWRNINK! SPLORT lebblol elebentee!!
*titens CHRG an raps eggstree duckee taype rown hed*
kerful dere….yu taypd yur han tu yur fais, aifinkso.
mmfft.. um…
*finks teh Beeg Cheez duzznt liek hur cawmint coz it wont post*
OMCC!!!
*goes looking for change*
I think I might be able to get the bail together, cute precious widdle babbeh kitteh
No needs. I pulled sum stringies and got bebbehkitteh owt! Himz prolleh needs a ryde hoam, tho
I can has Prius! Get him to myhome safely and eco-friendedly!
Oooh! Das teh best kinda ryde. Kittehs lurve teh envyronmint!
>emptees contents ob wallet<
that enuff?
Majistrate kitteh says “Ur tew kyoot to hab dun anyfing. You iz releesed on ur own rekoggnessence”
Wut do dat means reko . . . rekog . . . thing?
I finso it meeningz dat if u noze hoo u iz, u iz releesinged. *nods* yup.
halps! halps! ai is beeyng ohpressed!
ai dint voet foar noe keeng!
stranj akwatuk womyn….yu has dem!
iz noe baysis foar sistem uv gubbmint!
Kum an see de vilince inherint in de systim!
Moysinned tarts flingin sords aroun is noe bayses foar sistum ob gummint.
Kitteh will pay you back. Her haz moneez. Honest!
Oh, yeah, and she wuz framed!
Why yoo want owt, bebbeh? I want IN!
Wel, kitteh, Ai am afraiyd yuu ar so, so guiltee az charged, ov beeing totalee, totalee Qte!!! Therefoar, awl teh munnees in teh whirld will nawt get yuu owt ov teh slammmer….Butt waiyt!!! Duz Ai heer a reprieve??? Sounds lyke a kan-oapener….! Guushey fuud iz awn teh way…. Yuu haz bin sprung owt ov teh dungeon… and a waurm kitteh-bed iz waiyting…
Curree~uss Bebbeh
Kitteh willz nawtz indulljj inz
Coazee Kitteh Pyle!
Curree~uss Bebbeh
Kitteh wawntz 2 seez T3h Wurlldz
outsyde Beeg Baskitt!!
Curree~uss Bebbeh
Kitteh knoez hurz Prittee Wun
willz taykz cayr ubz hurz!!!
Jack.
I finkso teh curre~uss bebbeh shud stay in teh baskit.
Teh whirled nawt alwayz so grate, akshulee.
Yew gots dat rite! I wish I cud get inna baskit.
**curlz up an pullz a baskit ovur hur**
Mayk teh whirled go away, plz!
*lifts up basket* *crawls in* *snogglols wiff tbc and redd and da kitteh babbehs*
Ohh! Me likey dis snorglol baskit! I fink eye’ll stai in heer for a sentureh oar tew.
>lifts up baskit an snugglolols in wif awl otter kittehs<
ai like whirlled go way, two, pleezkthx
may i join too, plzkthx?
*slides in a tray of noms an sips under the basket*
You’ve been there for so long, ai fouht u’d be hongree nao…
*cuddles the kittes*
*slinks back to wurk*
*lifts up baskit,* schooches in da pile, * Ai think we needs a biggur baskit*
Halp! Send lolyers, gumz and mommy!
@@@@@!!1!
me get you out