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hao bawt eh neis kukbuk?
heers a kopy uv ‘To Serve Man’, wil taht dew?
WIN!
It wuz teh butler wat dun it
conga ratz anni! wii bii tyd!
heerz eh kyoot videyo (down bottum)
pew pew pew!
He’z gorjuss!
Yuss! Hii is bootifull! (teh liun, nawt teh hunturr!)
Ai meened teh kitteh in catena’s linkie, but u aer rite, teh lyun iz magniffysent!
Noe need 2 blush! Ai din’t sai wat Ai wuz tawkin abowt!
Nyce kitteh!!!
Aiiiieeeeee! Wares teh car? Wares teh car???!!??
*keshet dryv up inna Fiat*
kwick! git en teh car!
eh Fiat?
teh liun nomz Fiatz fur eh lite snak!
*grone* CATENA!!! MOAR lattin joaks?
ai leiks uzin teh fiat fur dis defi…deefi…dis meening:
“a command or act of will that creates something without or as if without further effort”
Mitey hunter, hez dewin it rong. Reely reely rong!
Teh kitteh, awn tewh uvver hand…..
scuze mii, yur Ohainuss….has yu sene dis liun? iz wantud fur nommun hyoomunz. lukz kine awf lyk yu, akshullee.
*lukz at pikshur*
*lukz at liun*
*lukz bak at pikshur*
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um….nebba mine!
*baks ehwey*
Sooo, owt lion huntin arr wii?!?
Aifink teh lyun haz fyndid teh huntur!
Ahem…. Kin I haz ur tenshunz plz?!?!? erm…. No, not ur tenshunz.
Ur Atenshunz.
Anownsingment!!
I finso wii needz tu haz an ICHC Delurkifikayshun Day. A day wen awl deh lurkerz kin kumming owt adn saying ‘Oh Hai’. Adn wut bedder day fur kumming owt uv deh shadowz dan Grownd Hawgz Day? So on Febumary 2th, awl u lurkerz flex ur finnerz adn let us noze ur owt dere.
I finso dat deh De-Lurkifikayshunz will b on awl deh lolz, starting wif deh 12 am LOL awl deh way thru deh 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” u ask, “how duz I delurk?”
It b eezee. Just kum tu deh nooest lol and putting ur kurser in deh comment box at deh bottom adn start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t haz a WordPress accownt. Adn I duzn’t noe nuffin bowt hazzing a blooness oar avatarz oar enneefing.”
Well, deh gud nooz iz dat u duzn’t haz tu!! U just putting ur name in deh box dat sez name. Dis duzn’t haz tu b ur reel name; just wutebber u b wanting ur screen name tu b. Den u haz tu putting in ur email address. Don’t wurry, wii won’t seeing ur email address. Adn deh Gratid Cheeziz won’t b sending u spamz oar selling ur address tu spammerz. Den u ritingz ur comment.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “I duzn’t noeing wut tu say!! adn I haz nebber roted deh lolspeek. it lukz so hard!!”
Moar gud nooz!! Deh lolspeek b opshunlol, wii kin awl reed reglar Ingerlish, tuu. Adn fur ur nawt-sekkund commint, u kin just saying ‘OhHai, I iz noo!’
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “wut will happen tu mai commint?”
Ur berry furstest commint will going tu deh moderaterz. Dey chekz it tu b shur deh email address not b a fake oar deh emailz uf a spam faktree. And dehy reedz deh commint tu see if it haz enny nawty werdz. Den dey postifying it so wii kin awl seeing it. Dis may take just a few minnitz oar eben an hower oar tu. It dependz on how bizzy deh moderatorz b.
“Oh, but mj,” u sez, “will enneewun talking tu mii?”
Well, I shud hoping so!! Deh Cheezpeepz b fine, frendlee folkz adn I finso dey wud lub tu hazzing moar frenz.
See u on GrowndHawgz Day!! (wif oar wifowt shadoez)
O tahts a gud ideea! Ai hoap awl teh peeps wat uzulee lurk wil kome owt tew plai wif us! Ai kno ai lurkd fer kwite a wile afore ai had teh kouridge tew commint fer teh nawt sekkond tyme. Ahm glad ai finalee did, cweenmj an Hashim wer rite tehre tew welkom meh!
an…tew ebreewuns dismai, ai haz seldum shutted up synse den!
BF fank u 4 da parasol protection Caterday…dat 5E was after me for sure…too cold 4 wadder bloons
U iz most welkom! Iffen it wurks fer Wile E. it must wurk fer us, rite? O wayte…….
*5eagles puts warm blankets around bluefan473 and sweeneypie*
Dere dat should keep you two warm.
U gibbed me a skare of cold wadder down my neck *shibberin*! Now Ai’m nice n warm wit da blankey *snuggol snuggol* Fanky 5E!
How did wii git along wifout u?? {{{{BF473}}}
aw, fankee! {{{{Cheesefrends}}}} Ai miss seein Hashim heer,butt dem teenaigers….alwais a millyun fings goin awn!
Isa gud plan, mai cweem. Iam a “sorta lurker” cause I read da comments and laff n laff. Is sooo much fun. Com out n play!
{{{{{sweeneypie}}}} I b glad u kumz and playz wif us!!
Dis plaic b full o win & awesome. Ai can’t seem to go anywhere else cause da fun neber stops in Cheeztown
iffin dey siiz dere shadoe, duz wii get fibe moyr weakz awf wintah?
oar ebben sicks?
*mai hangova, lett mii showe yu eet!*
*gibs catena ay kuppa grean ti fur teh kweesy tummie an payn reeleevur an ay kompress fur teh hed aykie*
Ai hoep nawt – dis wintur haz bean 3 lawng awlreddee!
3 lawng iz eben wers dan 2 lawng!
Too rite dere! it be 40F here in Chgo and now be muddy & floody, but look, dere’s more snow & cold coming. plehplehplen
Wears it comin frum, frum Catnadia? Mebbe yu kin ax teh Catnadians tu keep it furr demselbes?
Do u think prysma-kitty would keep it until…uhmmmm, Jooly? I promise to pick it up then? Yea, dat’s da ticket, Ai’ll dribe up and get it then.
Nononononononononooooooo! Wii nawt wanting teh pleh coaldniss heer. Sept awn teh West Cowst, ware dey needs teh coald an snoes foar teh Lolympiks an stufs. Butt (*!*) nawt heer ware ai bees libbing. Oar awlmoast libbing, pending hao yu lukking at it. Ai trais nawt tu lukking tu cloaslee, cos tu dipressing. Mebbeh ai shud eeting sumfing …..
*wandurs awf tu forrijing in teh coald-fud-boks an teh cubbids*
I wunners wut dat fuzzee blooish fing yoost tu beeing? Hao cum nuffing ebber myootaets intu teh cheezcaeks? Hmmmm … luks liek ai godda warsh dishis ifn ai want tu cuk enneefing. *sigh* Wel, choklit bar foar dinnur agin, den.
*wunners ifn carrimel bees a vejtibul*
O yes, carrimelz iz vejy bellz!! adn milk chokklit iz dairy!!!
Wun ob mai ‘rools’ bees dat, ifn dats grene, dats a vejtibul – liek Mint Aero bars, fur instins, an mint-choklit-chips iiskreem, an Grasshoppurs (teh coktayl).
*looks out window* *listens to tv wevvers* Yep!
ohai, yr Hoyal Ryeness! i has a wondering: should we put your egg salad announcement in *gasp* boring English, too? Some lurkers maybe not take thyme to read and transmalate.
Hmmm…… i will gib it a trai. brb.
Ahem…. Can I have your tensions please?!?!?
Your Attention.
erm…. No, not your tensions.
Annoucement!!
I think we need to have an ICHC Delurkification Day.
A day when all the lurkers can come owt and say ‘Oh Hi’. And what better day for coming out of the shadows than Ground Hog’s Day? So on February 2nd, allyou lurkers flex your finger and let us know you are owt there.
I think that the De-Lurkifications will be on awl,/b> the lolx, starting with the 12 am LOl all the way through the 2 pm LOL on Feb. 2, 2010.
“So,” you as, “How do I delurk?”
It is easy. Just come to the newest LOL and put ur cursor int he comment box at the bottom and start typing!
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “I don’t have a WordPress account. And I don’t know anything about having a blueness or avatars or anything.”
Well, the good news is that you don’t have to!! You just put your name in the box that says name. This doesn’t have to be your real name, just whatever you want your screen name to be. Then you have to put in your email address. Don’t worry, we won’t see your email address. And the Great Cheeses won’t be sending you spam or selling your address to spammers. Then you write your comment.
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “I don’t know what to say!! And I have never written LOLspeak. It looks so hard!!”
More good news!! LOLspeak is optional, we can all read regular English, too. And for your first comment, you can just say ‘Hi, I’m new!’
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “what will happen to my comment?”
Your very first comment will go to the moderators. They check it to be sure the email address isn’t fake or the email of a spam factory. Adn they read the comment to see if it has any naughty words. Then they post it so we can all see it. This may take just afew minutes or even an hour or two. It depends on how busy the moderators are.
“Oh, but mj,” you say, “will anyone talk to me?”
Well, I should hope so!! The Cheezpeepz are fine, friendly folkz and I think they would love to have more friends.
See you on GroundHogz Day!! (with or without shadows)
**liez down wif a hedake**
Oh, kwap!! I skrewinged up deh deboldifikayshunz!!!
See wut happenz wen I traiz tu b ‘normal’?
{{{{CMJ}}}} Heers a “normal” hugz furr yu!
‘normul’ iz ovaraytud!
Deepak Chopra wuns sed dat ‘Normal is the psycho-pathology of the average’. Nao, ai nawt bees teh hunnert-purrsent shur wut dat reelee meens, but it nawt sownd beri flatring.
ov corse yew hazza hedake – who woodnt wif awl teh boldness
o cween! ai lafed maiself sillee (nawt far tu goe, mynd) reedin dis. de ubbers be rite – hoo nieds “normul” ennywai!!
ooooookay, yoo gots me. I’ll be delurkifying. Donut know yet if I can b a regyoolar but I’z shirley gonna give it a try.
*mumbles* Great, now I’ll have to think of a name…
We can just cawl u halpi … oar, we cud awl sujjest names … ennyway, welcome to u!
Is teh good idea to make a post sometime before teh ackshual day, so u does not get stuck in teh moderation. U can go back to a long-ago lol if u doesn’t want to roon ur grand entrance.
wellkome! der is lotsa nayms yu cans uze, ay nikknaym, teh naym uva favurite pet, sumfing tu du wif yur profeshun oar ay hobbi, purrhaps evun yur naym inna diffurent langwaj.
Thanks for teh welcomes! I really like tu come heer tu havva laff and seeing what yu guys adn gurls are up to! Bin lurking for well over wun yeer, but I’ll come out ov teh closet (at leest as offen as i can!). Wuz too crowded and dark enniwai.
U iz teh Doktor frum Start Wreck Voyager??
Tuk mii a hoel dae tu getting dat – duh! Ai fink ai niids moar choklit.
Also, we inbites old frends hoo yoosed to commint a lot, but has devovled into lurkifier mode?
Yesh…..sumtiems itz so much eazier to go taike a nappee insted ov makeing a kommint…….
oh! whut a gud ideea! dis be why u iz teh cween, aifinkso! oh yesh yesh yesh!
Oi wud jus loik tu mension haow heppy oi is tu bii bak in Cheezland afturr moi lengfee vakashun! ♪ O Cheezland it is ov thee, sweet land ov cattery, ov thee ai siiiiiing ♫
*clappity clappity clappity* Onkore! Onkore!
Wii be glad u iz bak tew {{{AfriCat}}}
Grate (nawt sew grate, akshully) Whyt Hunter maeks note:
Nekst tyme (If tehre IZ a nekst tyme), do NAWT leeve lyon-space beet wean mii adn mah gun!!!!!
Ohai, D-GMD! welkum!
cheeses twice its a lyon
runfuryurlyf!
Kompleetlee orf topic, butt(!) dus aneebunny heer like reedin teh “Pern” buks frum Anne McCafferey?
ai ddi wen ai wuz yunga, butt(!) nawt soe musch nauw.
Hmmm. Dey prolly arr furr teh yunguns, butt(!) ai still lubs dem. An hurr son Todd has started writing Pern stories too! Teh latest wun, Dragonheart is goooood!
ai wuz entu teh fentesee ess-eff fur eh wyel, butt(!) datz wotz nawt soe musch enneemoyr. prefurrz teh hard ess-eff nauw.
Ai haz nawt red teh whole seeries but ai enjoyd teh wuns ai haz red bery mush. The White Dragon bee mai faborite
Yesh! His naim is Ruth, butt(!) hiis a boy-dragon.
Adopted by Jaxom. You’re right, AfriCat.
Dragons arr kewl!!!
ai partikularlee lyke teh innerakshuns beetween Jaxom an Ruth an teh divyded loyaltee slant tew teh storee, wif Jaxom torn beetween beeing a Holder an needing tew proov himseff az a dragonryder….
Ia lurv de Pern nobels!. Ia awas dreemed a dragon wud pik mii.
I’ve read the series. And, on a note relevant to the LOL, here’s a little tune for you guys.
As always nice touch Collegekitteh.
How have you beens?.
Decent, all things considered.
Considering what?
Hm. Adding somefin noo tew mai blooness.
OOoooo……. u haz a blog!! I hopez u haz fun wif it!
Jeebus! It’s a lion and a rifle! Get in teh carbine!
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doubble @@@@@ @@@@@!
glad tu sii yu postud awn dis lol, wich has eh book ADN eh lion!
Jeebus! It’s a book and a lion! Get in teh card catalog!
*strolls over to card catalog; pulls out “l” drawer.*
Ohai, lcb!
*refrains from making tempting “I can reed yu lyke a buk” commint.*
that’s a fine comment booklion!
(sry mine is overdue)
u amayze me, LCB!
*shakyes hed, laffin*
Ohai, Catena, yes, we booklions iz kwite omnivorus, but we duz like a nyse, meaty work we can sinks our teef into.
glahd tu sii yu rekubbahd frum splortun awf dat beeg tahll sshhhiiiiinnnnneeeee bildun!
Well, u knows I has this littlol, er. prollem wif high places. And a high, *shiny* place… u would think teh shiny would make it betterer, but u would be teh rong.
*shivers a littlol at teh memry of looking DOWN on 70-stories buildings*
*gibs lcb shiney parashoot, for yuse wen robing teh tall, shiny bldings.*
Oh, that is teh vry nice, thx.
I can has blindfold also?
*hangz pinyata
*blindfoldz LCB*
*spinz hur rownd free tiymez.
*handz hur a stick.
*runzawayfast.
Okay, I haz fur yu dis nyse blindfold. Iz shiney on teh outside, so peeps can’t see in to yu, but yu can sees out. Wif sharpened super vision.
Oh, um, thx. Yes, that will does teh trick.
*puts blindfold on insideout*
Ooooh! Shiny!
*looks in mirror*
Ack!
*makes appointment wif Fronk to have eyes didz*
mai hubicat iz lyk dat. hii lukkd et mai pikshurz adn sed ‘ai doen tink soe’
The Willis (Sears) tower now has a see-through little boxy thingy to stand in at 103 stories high…I don’t tink so, but tanks aneway!
I hazza a dizzy just thinkin bout it. I haz seen da pic’s uf it. *shivers at the thot*
Help! Being medoeratified! Try again.
or wahat about the Grand Canyon skywalk?
grandcanyonskywalk.com
(add yr own ht’s and w’s)
Glass bottomed BRIJJJ???? Are u sh… kidding me? Best place to luk down at teh grownd is when ur standin awn it, in mai opinion.
Teh CN Tower in Tronno alos has a glass-boddum obserbashun platform. Ai duz nawt has a afrade ob hites, but… ai NAWT can stand awn dat platform!!!
Ooo, I was on dat wun! It was fun and beeutiful!
Yoo R brave!
I am ok wiff hights, buttt you do nawt want to see me arouwnd a mouse or frog. *shivers*
Ai nawt bees afrayd ob hiets. Ai bees afrayd ob grabbitee. An ob beeing beri far awae frum teh grownd wen grabbitee disieds tu grabbitee mii.
thats a really big lolcat
I sense a LBT perdukshun… “Teh Lyon, Teh Wich an Teh Nylon Popup Tent”.
And we kin resickil teh Wikkid Wich ob teh West (nd hur Swiffer) frum teh Wizzird of Oz! Saeving teh munnies.
Jus chekin mi bluness! *crosseses paws!*
140 comments and no one to wonder if that woman actually survived this ?
no, only about 120.
Shopped?
Excellent point, Vincent. The obsession with this idiotic “lolspeak” has rendered these people incapable of coherent thought. This picture, if real, is absolutely nothing to joke about or use as an excuse to engage in moronic, pointless babble.
For goshes sake cgray you are REALLY on the wrong site here. sod off back to where ever you just surfed in from.
Plus if she didn’t survive (which I doubt or the picture simply wouldn’t exist) it would be her own silly fault for not keeping her gun closer or her eyes on what was going on.
cgray, you are clearly educated and articulate. Perhaps you can do us all a favor and explain why you come to this site, which is built around ‘this idiotic lolspeak.’ Is it for the pictures? You can Google ‘cute cat pictures’ and find lots of other sites. Are you doing a thesis on things you just don’t understand? Why would you come to this site, repeat THIS site and then post about the ‘idiocy’ of it?
Well that will wake you up faster than anything Starbucks sells!!