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I see another dog coming Get another water balloon ready.
Picture by: whmeow Caption by: clean via Advanced Lol Builder
Wen Ai sai…..
…let it goe!
wayte for it…..wayte for it….waaaayte for it…….now!!
Congarats anni!
Thx BF!
Congregaishenz Anni !! * Iz Sumdai heer *
Mussed bi aftanuum tee tiem bi nao !! Ai gawt a nice pot ob blak tee wiv fien china cups nd sordid littlol sammiches wiv teh crusts cut awf !!
Mmmm. dat soundz gud! *nomz awl deh sammichez!*
Dass juss plane greedee!
Mebbee wii shud start a boofay?
*Bringz in tray wif frsh baked biscuits and a bowl uv gravy.
*Runz bak tu kitchen
*returnz wif anuzzer tray laden wif scramblol eggz and home fries.
*tippytoes in*
*offurs kahwa (Arabic Kawfee wiv cardomum) an fresh dates*
*sets down a plate of momcats hoammaid cukkies*
*tippytoes owt*
ooh…ai broyt sum daytz bak frum doobai fur hubicat. (doen lyk dem, maiseff…)
Wut didchoo fink ov Dubai? Nawt ebereebunnys cup ov tee!?
wuz berree berre neet! ai has postuf sum pikshurs awn mai faisbuk. (doen wannae put teh linkee awp en publuk)
Didchoo awlso get a kinda sci-fi feelin wiv alla towurs an lites at nite?
yup – ddint luk rele! adn lukun down frum teh Burj Doobai (nauw Khalifa), teh sitee blokx lukkd lyk hyooj mahnahpahlee peisus sett down en teh desart!
Heeresum homade lemmin kurd an biskits. Hoep u liekit.
Mmmmmm! Ai lubs teh lemmin kerds! Fankkees!!
Hmmmm. Ai wud lik to triew de kahwa, n nom! freash dates!
*Nom, sip, nom, sip*
brings in larrrge bowl ub hawt Oatmeal flavored wif raisons, cinnomnomnomnom, Brown Shugar and maplol surp. Iz eerly here in Orygun!
nom nom nom nom nom.
ooh, t aht sownds delishus AN nootrishus!
Itteh Bitteh ‘Bombs Awai’ Kommitteh
GMTA BF !!
ai wuz gonnae sae dat, tu!
Tehn itz GMTA tu yu tuu !! ( … tihnk …ect, ect !! )
lol, bluesfan
Joovenile feline-quents!
Itty Bitty Kitty Bomming Kommittee !! * Bomz awai !!
*
Sweet! GMTA!!!!!
eek! git owta mai hed! a kommint an den a GMTA at eggsktlee teh saim tyme!
BF !! Ar YUU corntrollign mi mind !!
* Oar vice versa ? *
ohai BF
Git teh wun frum the kuuler, teh reelee cold wun!
Dat’s ebil! Funnee tho!!!!
Wun time wee waz campin an “frenz” uf mai brudder dumppd a buquet uf cowld wadder ober de shower door. Wit frenz lik dat, ewe budder get a kitteh!
Wiv sum plummin sistums u can get dat effekt bai turni awn teh hawt wadder in teh kitchin wile sumwun iz in teh showur!
Ooooo….dat’s cowld!!
Ai lykz tu kulleck teh kittehz
Putz dem awn teh shelf
Krazee kat laydee?
Ai bii won, maiself.
Kliban poetrie!
dis won wuz mii! iz lyk dat dough, izznt?
Yesh! Ia’s a Krazee kat laydee too!
ai is crazee cat laydee in trainin! hubbeh cat says two kittehs onlee!
I lubz dis pixor!!! such kewtness awll lined up inna row!! wif deh pritty flowerz fur aliddlol bit uv kuller!!
Kwik! Tyten your CHRG. Only you can prevent Splorts!
Ate cewties inna roe! O, teh splortalishanessness…nessness…?
u knows haow tew spel it but u duzznt kno haow tew stawp spellin it?
welkom bak mai frend, haow wuz ur hollydaze?
Dats eet eggzaklee!!!
Fanks furr teh welkom, an my hollydaze passed inna daze. Butt(!) eet was gooooood! Nuffin lyke bein spoiled by momcat afturr a yeers absence!
Watt r dese kyutee bebbehs lukin at? An it luks WARM wher dey is wit da flours an leifs…
* climbs on roof wif waterballoon. Lines up sweeneypieand…….drops water balloon*LOL.
*holds tynee paraslol (ala Wile E. Coyote) ober sweeneypie’s hed*
* climes up tower. Linez up 5Eaglolz wiv wotterbaluun ….
Guud morning bf473 and poussinboi. You have foiled my plans for the last time …….mahahahhaha. *gets cannon and loads with 4 waterballoonns.*
*kwiklee orderz Acme Water Bloon Deflektor*
*TCW sneeks in wif bukkit ob wadderblooms*
*Hieds bhind towr*
*Frows wadder blloms at pb, 5eaglolz, and bf*
Hay!!!! watchu doooing up dere! Hay you kids, get offa my roof…
O noes! evrybuddy take cover,,, *gets out slickers and wellies-passes em round*
eeeek!!!
—–☼ splat!
———☼ splat!
——————-☼ ☼ ☼ splatsplatsplat!!
Bwuahahahahaha!
I lose again.LOL Hey sweeneypie is from england cause she said slickers and wellies,LOL my woman I walk with says that and she is from england and it drives me nuts, raincoats and rubber boots.
* tries to hang on to a balloon..*
oops i dwopped it. sowee, it was a swippery.
I once had a wonderful Siamese kitty that had a huge fascination with water. Turning the water tap on kept him fascinated for long periods of time. After finding and cleaning up many spills, we found that you couldn’t leave a glass of water unattended.
Then there was the time in the studio when he flooded the floor by pulling out a drain hose. My space was on the top floor…
Iz taht wen yu gotted rid ob himz ?? * Onli kiddign !!
*
Hi must hab bene a kyoot kitteh !!
No, no, we loved him and kept him.
He was at times amazing, and other times exasperating, like kid (sometimes a “bad” and umm… somewhat expensive kid).
This happened a long time ago, I still miss him. He was a one of kind.
Of course all the kittehs are, like people, individuals.
Splort alert. Splort alert. A profusion of kittehs! Squeeeeee!
(Tightens HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
Yay!! Ai can haz lecticitee bakk!! Iz nawt fun when teh stoopee icee storm borks teh lectrik lines. dem eben knawked down teh Teebee towur last nite!!
ooh, yay fur powa!
Lectricity is good! Last summer we had an outage for 3 days an hot weathers too. Fank CC for coolers, ice and candles
Ebberywun totely lawst wiffout lektrik. Iff yu lib inna rooral areya an haz septick tank an well, yu looz waddur an baffroom fasillytees. An heet. Noe cukking. Kant maek kawfee. Nuffin. Nawt funn atoll.
no kawfee?! *faynts*
lotsa peeples hab generizers naow. Da unlitity cumpenny is slllooowww to fix fings. Adn nobunny wants to freeze in da winner
SSSQQQUUUEEEEE!!!!! I wish I culd have all of those kittehs!
**titens CHRG an thinks of pleh werk**
oh, iz ramembah da Grand Kitteh War at deh tern of da tweneth secturee. enee wun elze ramembah?
Wutz dat gorjus vine?