
Culinary Conoisseur Cat disapproves of your menu choice.
i finks we needz ta fined a difrent plase to eatingz
Picture by: Hellojesus (FelineAdvisory) Caption by: dunno source via Advanced Lol Builder
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Dis iz PLEH!
in yer shu
wai dis maek mee laff so mush? noe eye dee yar, butt(!) fankew carosue!
No veggies plz.
iz ahgwee wiv u. bring on da kittehnip!
Dis is wat Toonces finx about her medicine.
Neeeds moar catnips!!
tayst liek dog fud
ooh, yuk!
If you don’t like it then leave, ass.
Looks lyk catnip, tayst lyk ….weed? PLEH!
am i the only person who thinks it looks like weed
That’s the first thing I thought. Nip doesn’t come in nuggets like that.
looks like Broccoli to mii !
I’m glad someone who speaks english commented on that. Yes, I think it looks like weed.
i had to check the comments to make sure someone else noticed
conga rats ulalashuns to ebrybunny! Off 2 da tai bootiik for sum egg zitin shoppin!
And here is some re-froshmints 4 you! I hab da gushiefuds for ebrywun, and some smokt salolmun and wasa, and sum creemicheez to go wif it. also2 we hab some sordid crackahs an sum nice warm brie, and grapes and sum cripset aplols!
And I baked some mufinks and some poppyseed caek, 2! Enjoi!!
I spose we shud have sum wine, bur all i no aboot is beer, so here is some yummi oatmeal stout, and a nice IPA, 2!
Parti on kittehs!
Dat sownds gud, but Ai haz sum fish’n'chips waytin fur me! Bakk latur!
OOOO annipuss!! fish’n'chips *hazza jellus* ai hoapz dey wuz upptu skritch!
Nawt reelee! Ubben chips an fish wivowt teh batter – bedder dan nuffin tho!
Wat a lubly buffet! IPA sounds gr8! BRIE!!!! *nom nom noms*
We hayts brokli, presshiss!! We hayts it forebber!!!!
we wants teh fishees insted!
teh rok an pul is nyce and kool, sew joosee-sweet!
owr onli wysh, tu cach ay fish, sew joosee-sweet!
Plz tu take it bak adn bring sum toonah!!!
*offurrs her highyness sum toonah*
Did u wantz teh toonah, mai cween?
mmm…..tooooooo nah!
Fankeez, mai deer!! Now I needz a nice kee awn tay!!
ur welcome, mai cween!
*nibbles on cranberries….nomnonomnom*
kee ahn tay? aifinkso ai kin halpz dere! ai haz jeust retoor, return… kom bak frum a whine taystin, heer, habb a hewg glars obb sooper kee an tay frum mee! cheirz!
If u lukked up “pleh” in teh LOLspeek dick shun airy, u wud see dis pikshur, Aifinkso!
….oops, did A taip “dick”???…
*heads awf to NB*
say ohai to teh YNGs!
Emeril La-cat-sie
BAMM.
u tole mii diz wuz nip! DIZ NAWT NIP!
Iz Nawt Nom!!!!
Aww, poor kity. Give him a cheezburger.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to McClairey an coyoteman an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy (not pleh) fudjy burfday cakes, sweet n spicy apllol caek, frooty party punch, iskreem, fansee shiny party hats, an just for fun, a live-akshun game ob wakk-a-troll!! donut wurry, it gets teh trolz owt ob teh faktoree for sum fresh ayrs an sunshine, an if yoo only wakk tehm on the heds it duznt hurt
also goodie bags filled with yoyos taht wissle teh janit jakson “nasty” song wen tehy yoyo (thot taht wuld go gud wif teh LOL), boblolhed dr. tinycat dolls, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers!! an a big swish of teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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* whack whack whack *
* WHACK *
*whakk whakk whakk*
Oh, sowwy. *ayms at troll*
*whakk whakk whakk*
Canz AI join teh troll wakking?
happytayles birfdai to McClairey an coyoteman an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!!
FangQ for teh super-kewl goodies BF!
* PB gabz a plait adn filz it wib apllol caek nd a scuup ob iskreem !! *
Thx Burfday Fairy !! An aplol caek a dai kepez teh dokta awai !!
Nd happi burfdai tu awl whu hab teh burfdai tudai !!
Pleh gween stuf, I can haz cheezburger noaw k
hay – ai aint popeye!!! ai wants toonah!!
iz not vegit aryin kitteh!! noware notyme nohow. Nebber!!
i iz a car…carni….meatat aryin.
Dis iz krappee nomz!
U tryun tu poysun mii?
Puek dis een yur bedd!
* Shaeks hed *
Tihs iz sad, butt(!) teh troof !!
O !! Taht wuz ment tu bi repli tu Catena !! * Shaeks hed agen !! *
That is clearly a mixbowl. Lol.
dude. is that BUD in the bowl?!
i love that cat :]
I agree with the cat – food should taste of food!