
CELEBRITY I.D. CHECKLIST: 1. Skinny legs 2. Bony chest 3. Attitude 4. Blank eyes 5. Weird hairstyle 6. UGG boots 7. Real fur Yep, it’s a fashion model.
meybe deez models acshully has a negutibe infrluince?
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Pore fing!
Iz agreening wiz annipuss! Kitteh needs tu nom 3 or 4 cheezburgers!
iz agwee wiv bouth uuv u! da por kitteh makez mi so sadd! *berstz entoo teerz*
Don be sadd. Kitteh kat be hapy his fuzy bodie knot all knoted up kauz nobody komb hiz widdle self. Deh awl lok like diz afteh gromin.
odank eouu. iz cumfertad danks tu eou. iz feel hapee nao.
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Helloooooooooo! Iz enniwun els awayk?
Muss be Caturdai!
Ohai annipuss! Yep iz awake iz 10.19pm heah un Sydney! Congarats on ur nawt secund!!
Hopin ur feelin mush betr n dat ur cowrf iz bin gunawy! Floofi hugs!
Thx, kittycatlion. Iz 11.30 am heer in a berry grey Lundun! Ai aer a lot bedder thx, but nawt 100% yet. Hugs 2 u 2!
Welkum bak Kittycatlion !!
Heerz a pikcha taht cud bi yew !!
/\___/\/ \/ <|> <|> \\ " /===\=.___.=/===`-----'Ohai – Ai wus at Yogut, butt(!) Ai is bak nao. And well prepayrd fur ennee new cleer, or odder, attak as Ai can nao get mai hed between mai nees an kiss mai behynd gudby!
Tahts a gud wai tu kepe yor eerz teh warm tuu, if yu can du it !!
It is, indeed, Caturday. However, (as all is not fair in the universe) I have to go to work today. PLEH. DO NAWT WANT. But mayks teh munneez. Stoopy bawss. HIMZ can haz week-week-end off. I can not haz. ;_;
Dat’s tuff, ck! Still, fink uv teh munnee!
Me too! Butt (!) wuz mai lastest dai todai bekuz of udder opp… uppre… chanses startin neckst monf, so frum now on ai can haz teh Caturdai off an fyenalli sleep in wif mai boifren!
May stoopy baws (herz wuz cawled “floor mannejer”) awlso haz weekends off, even bukked a trip tu Paris an let me wurk for herz! I had a sad
Butt iz awl ovur nao, noo baws iz mutch naicer, aifinkso!
Ohai, annipuss!
Awdd luukeengz Kitteh
maykeengz Caturday Wish datz
hurz willz beez noarmull!
Awdd luukenngz Kitteh
habz an angree. Nawtz hurz fawllt
dat Floof fur tangillz!!
Awdd luukeengz Kitteh
willz beez leebeengz ‘Spesshull Giftz’
in hurz Hewminz’ shooz!!!
Jack.
FangQ Jack! Ai wunnerd iffn Ai wuz awl alown 2dai!
Onli fing misin iz de lil hanbag wif a efen liler goggie in ut!
Yep! In sappy pink wid lotz o bling!
Ohai, Caturday morning crew. How’s by you all? By me, it’s still dark and some rain. Good day to stay in bed!
Iz prittee dark heer eben tho it’s geddin awn fur middai! Leest it’s nawt raynin. Mite hab sno nekst week, so Ai muss go naow an do a big shoppin! Bai fur naow.
I just wake up here……still has some visions of human-fud in my head….
Iz so gud to hear that you’re going out on your morning rounds. HURRAH for health.
thats just WRONG….. wtf are the owners thinking??
Oh, probably that the cat’s fur was matted beyond the ability of anyone to brush out, and/or is prone to such and they wanted to prevent it… bad matting is horribly uncomfortable for the cat, and it looks like the sort that would have it.
Although I have no idea if you’re going to come back and read this. *shrug*
yup i did.. thank you for that.. i was an animal control officer.. so i always think the worst of people.. thanks for giving me another way to look at this picture…
No problem. I worked at the local shelter for a while — left more because of the policies and philosophy than the job.
The people here, however, are the ones who give me hope, and remind me that while there are people out there horrible to animals, there are also people out there who love them very much. It helps. {{{{winykittygirl}}}}}
I volunteer at the shelter in my area and 33 Persians came in and had to be shaved because they were so matted that they could not be combed. Persians have translucent skin that is very thin and if you try to cut matts out of their hair it is really dangerouse because you cannot see their skin. They have to be shaved professionally. I now have 7 of them and if they are not brushed almost daily they are a mess. Lots of breeders keep them short like that to avoid the problem. It is called a “lion cut”
perhaps poor kitty had matted(?) fur – so it had to be shaved… There is no other option than shaving. perhaps it is a rescued kitty… So the new owners /rescuers did the only right thing.
thanks… i needed another way to look at this picture.. i do appreciate it
Well, its pretty much spot-on, minus the real fur thing….
*wanners in, yawns hyoojlee, lukks arown at teh kwiet, an curls up inna ball in teh neerist comfy warm spot*
*Looks at the spot* *finds the next best thing*
*wanners thru wif a steaming cup of tee, gently tux floofy blankie arownd P-K an Grantski, shufuls bak owt*
Awww, dat wuz nice
O o O ,,, U puur kitteh
Makin da fashun staitment and, uhm, nawt luukin so good. But (!) Ai bet u feels better an nawt all matty an lumpy an itchy no more.
stop shaving the cats again and again for nothing.
“for nothing”? Not when they’re longhaired with persian type fur like that. that kind of fur gets matted the second you look at it, and then the only way to get the knots out is to cut it.
What about teh trainz? No one mentioned her nize trainz in back for trailing down red carpet.
Pruf it IS awl jest floof!
I ben sayin dat fur yeerz!!
O, an Happi Caturday tu awl!
Thx KayKitteh !! Hippi Caturdai tu yu tuu !!
It looks more like the ghost of Mick Jagger to me.
* Whispurrs: Heez nawt ded yet !! *
Iz hii shur??
Diz Lady Gaga?
Dunno if teh lady is gaga, butt (!) teh guy wiv teh sheers wus!!!
*Waives OhHai tu AC*
How u ben? did u haz a gud vaykayshun?
Ohai O Cween! T’was berry nyce fank yu. How’s teh wevver wear yu arr? Nawt toooo c-c-c-c-cold ai hoap?
dis nawt nise won… i hab a bad feeling fur teh kitteh. hab ovyusly hab bad eggspeeryinse wib teh lawn mower.
If dat wuz mai kitteh, ai wud bee berry afrayed! Him nawt luks happee!
Hmmm… teh kitteh dus luk lyke sumfin fom GoastBusturrs!
Sum lawng hared kittehs get a harecut in teh summur iffn dey lib ware it gets berry hawt.
diz kitteh rymyndz mi ov Lindsey Lohan *gigglez yawns and sleepz*
Absolutely PURRRfekt
lol thats crazy