
And so Bob learned not to put reds in with the whites
u gots to seprate da culors bifor yu doos teh wash
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And so Bob learned not to put reds in with the whites
u gots to seprate da culors bifor yu doos teh wash
Picture by: Ellie Caption by: ScrappyGirl via Our LOL Builder
Him lukks in teh pink!
ohai dere anni!
wud yu liek sum tee n nomms?
Juss tee, thx – will be tiem fur mai dinnur sune.
you feline better? want some pruvian style beef stew?
Geddin dere thx! Teh X-ray wux cleer. Nawt shore bowt teh stew – Ai can’t taek ennifin berry spiesee at teh momint.
i unnerstand. how bout some nice homeade kichen, er, chikkin soop?
Dass moar liek wat Ai nead! Thx.
concatulations!
wonder what her rolled in?
A rogue rouge
Beri Berii powder
Can Can of dancing cherries
D…
Damsun jam
Engineerz rooj
Faes powdur
G…
Gobs of cotton candy
Hi-C drink mix
Ink yoozed for negative notations
J…
Juis, cherrie
Kikapu Joi Juis
LOLehpawpz, meltud
M…
Milk of magnesia
‘normous vat of cranberry juice
oranges, blood oranges, that is
p…
Pees ov cherree pi,
Quite a lot ov paprika,
Red Zinger Tee,
S….
Milk, Promised Land strawberry flavor
Noo crop uv FRESH strawberrees (nom nom nomnomnom)
Oh noes, kitteh fell in teh Red Sea!
P…
Purplol reign
Rewbarb pi
Strauberi quik mix
T…
Toe-mai-toe suup,
Uvver redd fings,
Valentyne ink,
W…
Dellikuts washd wif a red sok
E…
purty inn pinks
completes teh ensemblol with teh pinky toe pads, and pinky noes.
*looks again at photo*
oops, dis kitteh not has pinky noes.
Hii luks liek uh pink nightmare, adn hii can’t even take it awf.
prehaps him neads tu goe bak an phew lols an taik baff wif Melvin an da goggie?
Jes doan yooz the lifeboy soap.
Ohai toadlee awf taupik hear…ai haz bean wundrin hao awl da Kalifornyun cheezpeeps ar diun wif awl da naztee weffurs….
ish yu awl okaidoakai?
ai haz relatibs doun dere *hazza wurried*
alsew hazza smal gilt kuz dats ower reins yur gitten
Ai hab nawt herd ob N-E-wun habin tew mush trubble in purrson oar awn teh news. Iz moastly jes annoying liddlol mudslides aifinkso. Nuffin tew destructive. Ai hadda dig uh trench around my sun room inna downpour yesterday coz the yard wasn’t draining fast enuff, and teh wadder started komin up over teh concrete.
other tahn getting soaked ebery time I go out, no big deal here. My kittehs seem to enjoi watchin the rain through the windows!
and this is why i do not let bob do teh laundry.
*nod nod nod* Yesh, yesh. Brand new red flannel jammies washed with white linen sheets – - I still feel a scream coming on…
green silk dress (hand made by moi) with unner wears, here.
sheesh, twas 20elebenty years ago, and i aer still a noid.
ai wud bee tew!
Purple blous (nown 2 run) and wite undies. JJ can’t live dat down.
Bob did this on porpois, so you nawt “let” him do londree again.
yesh, i sense passive agressieve tendencies in bob.
cashmeer swetur maded into Barbie-size swetur bai thotful hubcat. Hims nawt aloud to do lawndrii naow eyether.
See? It werked.
*nods* yup.
Poor kitteh!
[finds mask]
mumbly mumbly…artificial dyes…mumbly mumbly…chemicals…
mumbly mumbly…cats lick their fur…mumbly mumbly…digestive system
mumbly mumbly…you people…mumbly mumbly…not funny
[drops mask]
*shudders* Nao, ai feel icky.
*hans NC a shamwow tew kleen up wif*
Fankys jk2k!
Feelz liek ai’ve bin tew an ICP concert.
Faygo, do not want!
pink panther, you’re doing it right. [not]
♪ Dedant…dedant…dedant dedant dedant dedant dedaaaaaaant… ♪
wot ddi teh Pink Pantha sae wen hii sahw eh ded ant?
*ponders* i givup.
Cheep noo dark red carpit????
OMG. This is whut I look like after I’ve been in teh sun for moar than a few minnits without SPF Elebenty.
*hands Bob a bottle of aloe vera gel*
ddi yu sii mai shinee pix awn teh faisbuk?
No, I didnot! I was in a stoopy pleh meeting all morning and couldn’t even sneak a look at my phone.
*goes off in seach of shinys*
*staggers back in*
Ok, u said “shiny” and yes, teh building was shiny, but u didnot say it was so *gulp* HIGH.
*puts hed between knees (mine!) and breathes into a paper bag*
Look away, LCB! Look away! *shields LCB’s eyz from teh ohai bldg*
But… but… it’s so shiny! Must… resist… can’t… look… away…
*faints*
ddi LCB jus splort ova eh bildun?
ai tawt awnlee hyoominz blushd?
Goggie iz ober in teh cornur goin *snertgiggleguffawmuahahahahahaha!*
LOL I wonder what he REALLY got into. I haz called the PETA peeple. kidding, of course.
Lookz liek the kitteh wuz n da lute bagg wif the muny frum teh bankk an the di pak wen off. Poof! Pink kitteh!
At last, Bob earned the right to play “Mr. Pink” when all the kittehs got together to pretend they were characters in Quentin Tarantino movies.
Picatso….teh pink pehriehd.
What happened !!!!!!!!!!
Boys don’t wear pink.
Kitty looks like he went swimming in Kool Aid.
No one should ever dye a cat… That is ignorant and cruel. And could really hurt their animal. Not only their skin, but their digestive health by licking it off for days and weeks. Whoever took this picture, and whoever thinks it’s funny, should be ashamed of themselves. Even if it’s it non toxic dye, the cat is a tabby color for a reason. If cats were supposed to be pink naturally they would be. If you wanna look at something pipnk, then dye your own hair.
-Concerned Vet Tech
Dude chill out, It looks like the cat got paint spilled on and the owner tried taking it off the best they could. The dye will grow out in months.
Hands Catlover801 a marteenes ….so how is your day going?eh.
hmm, i dunno, i almsot suspex dis iz sumwun in a trol mask… hmm… we kan haz troll expurt plz?
wel……… ai ar nawt an eggspurt – oar eban an legul perfesshunil butt aifink dis mai bee da reel fing……NC66 alreddy deed an eggselint kaertroll emeetayshun upfred an obcors wee nose da trolls kant reed….ai wunners iffin dis pursun kawminted awn da kitteh baff lol?
*goez bak tu luk et Melvin lol* brb
hmmm. *puts detektif hat with tiny propelelr*
could it be a Sir Tain rainbow abatar’d peep with time on her hands?
hmmm.
Cant bee P-K — seh’s habbing teh scents of hoomurs.
iz ver yrealistik until yoo gets to teh “the cat iz a tabby color for a reason.” taht gets into eever carryed-away caretroll territory or trolmask territory. iz very hard to tell sumtimes.
I think because the dye is obviously uneven all over, the cat got into something, because when you look at people who dye their poodles and cats they do a better job. And yes, I disagree that they dye their pets. And the fact the cat doesn’t any right on his face looks like they tried to wipe it off. Again, I’ve seen dyed poodles and such and they make a point to do the face too.
ifinkso dyeing a kitteh iz a gud way to gets to go to teh emurjensee room for stitches.
I concur on this point.
Pls tu resurching teh cawnsept ob ‘aksidint’ bifoar yu hassing teh stroek, oar geddin nikkurs inna not, oar sploeding, oar sumfink. Dis ownlee bees teh foto, nawt abyoosd nanimal dyink bifoar ur iis, fer CC’s saek.
Shopped!!
Hmph.
Just for that, I is not going to tell u that there is firemans over on FailBlog rite now.
STN
Saw dat!
BTW, is yoo kumming to mai town for teh firemans conbention in Joon?
Am I? Does a firemans wear red… er, yes!
Um, when and where is that again, exactly?
Will yoo bring mii sum shinees if ai tell yoo? Hmmm?
I will show u a picture of a grate big shiny (and vry very tall) building.
Ai has alreddy seed tath! *holds owt for reel shinee*
I tink it’s due to the thirtee cans of cherry 7-up kitteh drank…
taht wuld do it, yup
beefuzzloled liddlol owld laydee try’d tu die kitteh peenk tu mausch hurz peenk Fronsch poodlol … didnawt werk … liddlol owld laydee wil B owt uv horse pistol weekweekweek frum Toozdae …
I’m not a troll. I come on LOLCats all the time. The pics crack me up and brighten up my day. I just never comment, because I can’t stand how everyone types like babies who can’t spell. I mean really, it’s one thing to do it in a caption on a funny cat picture, but grow up people. It’s just stupid.
-Someone who can spell.
Yur gist two layzee tew translayt yer boaring Inglish intew lolspeek. Beein ablol tew spell iz nuthing tew bragg abowt, wee kin awl spell adn eben has teh gud grammerz. (Noat I uziz differmint Yur adn yer akkordamenting wif teh yousidge!)
Let yer snes of youmer eggstend tew teh commintz, itz a gud eggsersyze four tah braynez!
mai muthur teached skool fur 30 yeers an en hur classruum shi had masheens taht teh stoodents culd typie en wurds fonetickally an teh masheen wuld tells yu hao tu spell teh wurds. ai leiked messying arownd wif et fur funs. wun tyme ai typied en “ghoti” tu test et. teh masheen gottid et rite! (teh ansur is “fish”). aifinks dis eggsplayns whi ai fynds teh lolspeek sew mush fun!
if you want to come back and play nicely, you’d be welcome any time. lolspeak or no lolspeak.
I hate LOL speak. It’s only funny on the LOL Cats pictures.
1. Gedding owldur bees manditoaree; groaing up bees opshunul.
2. In RL, ai bees teh spellink/grammer natsi; dis bees beri relaksing plaes, an akshulee halps mai brayn tu groaing sted ob stagnifying.
3. Pls tu feeling free tu goa bak tu jus lurking, ifn yu nawt wants tu plaeing liek dis.
4. Taek a pil. Ennee pil. Heer, trai dis wun. *hans CatLover801 teh ekslaks)*
5. ppppllllllbbbbbtttt!!!!!
O an 6. LOLspeek has awlwaes bean opshunal. Trai tu pae tenshuns.
Nobody forces anyone here to use LOL speak; they can spell. It’s for fun.
I adopted a tiny white kitten who’d been spray-painted by some mean kids. I had to trim off his fur because the paint dried like glue. He was fine but only lived 9 years. I wondered if it had to do with all the paint he ingested when he was trying to get that paint off.
Not knowing what h appened here, it’s hard to know what to say, except I’m glad it looks like the paint is pretty much gone…
I feel really bad for laughing, I hope he’s ok and not sick or anything.
ai am shur der issa reelly inturesting storie beehind dis pic. afink is ok tu laff.
I think so too.
It might be fleas. I’ve seen a pink kitten like that, and it was fleas. This one looks pretty healthy, though. Could just be brick dust!
What on Earth happened? I can’t decide if kitty had the white portions of his fur dyed pink, or if he was mostly shaved and the fur is only just starting to grow back, so the pink is his skin showing through the “peach fuzz”…
Either way, poor kitteh.