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Introoder Alert!
deyz needs a nu burgerler alarm
Picture by: Sc B. McKinney Caption by: Mel via Our LOL Builder
prepare teh pointy endz!
and charj lazer eyes!
Bah. Doan bother. Dat goggie ain goin fru dat fing.
Congrats, SP. Ai haz banana caek an jinjer caek.
oooooooo. i dunno if i ever had jinger caek. pls, may i has sum?
Shore! Ai put sum kristaliezd jijner in – ressipee sed peel. PLEH!
Ohhhh aiz nebber had jinjur caek ither, ti sounds teh gud! Plsplspls, mai ai?
Ginger cake am deh nom!!!!
*standz neggst tu sp wif mt plate adn a hoapful luk.
Plentee 4 awl!
Thankee!!
*politelee putz a peec uv ginger cake on SweetPeas plate.
*topz it wiff whippee creem and a sprinklol uv nutmeg
Dehre ya go, deer.
*Takez anuzzer peec and putz on own plate.
*topz it wiff whippee creem and a sprinklol uv nutmeg
nom nom nom nom nomnom
Ginger is a happeh tummeh fud.
Doan’t fink hiom will get ennee furver tho!
heh, he’s prolly stuck, silly goggie.
him wud git unstuck berry kwikkly if deh kitteh did deh WHAP!! WHAP!!! WHAPP!!! on deh noze wif deh frunt pawziz!
yur gonna nead an biggur
boatdoarLand shok!
*nok nok*
kandee gram…….
I lub deh goggiez liddlol moose stash!!
oh, icy. i thot twas hims little downturn’d mouf.
aifink dat pinkee pinkee noes iz gonna bee reddee reddee noes soon!
Haukai, kitteh, pat deh nice puppy!
Ai think kitteh iz gettin reddy to do dat…wif pointy endz!
No, be naice tu deh naice pubby! Pet him bery gentlol!
Kitteh – “Welkum tu Hurrnandoez Hydawae – whutz teh passwerd?”
Giggie – “Uhhhh … Joe sended mih??”
“New Ingrand Calm Chouwder”
The white kind or the red?!?!
if’n itz TTNI calm chouwdur, itz teh wyt, creemee kynd. teh redd kynd izz teh Manhatun kynd …and awlbofe uf tehm has teh NOM!
*whispers* I nawt finx any buddy likez da redd kynd.
nawt soe badd wif lotsa oystar krakkurz innit.
Ai libz in Noo Yuk, an ai MUSH preFUR deh naice white clam showers!
“uuhhhh, mumblemumblemubleseecretmajikwordmumblemumblemumble”
Klatu, Berata, Necktie? Nixon? Nickel?
ummmmmmm
Klatu, Berata, Ni*coughcoughcough*
Introoder Alert! Introoder Alert! Get teh Goggie! Get teh Introoder!
(Goggie exits left side of screen)
Chikken! Fite Liek a Kitteh!
BERZERK! ref FTW!!
If that kitteh was my Tonya, the poor dog would have been “de-faced” long before i could have even thought to get the camera…a mean streak…she has it
A reel “face-off,” eh?
yes, indeed…a littlol kwik wif teh poynty enz she is
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sixonefive72 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, fluffy wite caeks wif fluffy wite frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make boingy boingy noyzes wen tehn bownse, liddle mix-n-match lego rasying cars wif wind-up motor akshun!!, kandee, an dot-to-dot buks ob silly pikshures ob goggies, wif colurd pencils!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to makeing all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ofangyu, birfdae faerie! *yoinks an peece uf fujjy caek, sum iseycweem, adn a bownsyball*
*sitz daoun onna flore adn …
BOINGYBOWNSYBOINGYBOWNSY …*
teh an smawl voys is herded frum teh flore … *kan sumbuddee getz a krain tu getz mih upz awf tihs (&^%$# flore, pweese?*
Fankeez, BF!!!
*takez a dot-to-dot book and a bloo pensil
*stikz tung in corner ub mouf adn startz drawing
wun, tu, free, fore, fibe, six, seben, ate, nine, ten, eleben, twelb, …… …… ……
Todai is yous birfay, QweenMJ?
Happees Birfdae To Yous!!!! Sorry ai iz nawt a gud singer.
Oar is you just getting a colorbuk and iz nawt yous birfdae?
Iz nawt mai burfday….. I just lubz deh dot-to-dotz.
I drawz a doggie wif a big spawt on himz bak and himz tail am floofy.
Wut hims naym? Ai hoap is nawt Spot.
gosh what a big goggi, kwik kitteh patz hiz noaws pat pat
Ai kin haz yore attenshun, plskthx?
On tehn 18th of Febree, on teh nawt-sekkund LOL of teh dae, tehre iz to be a partee!
“Wot sort of partee?” ai heer no-wun butt teh voysis in mai hed aks.
It be Lardy Gras.
“Wot iz Lardy Gras?” teh voysis aks
Lardy Gras be a dubbil sallybrayshun of Collop Monday (a TTI dae involbing baykin) and Mardi Gras.
“Wot sort of partee?” teh voysis aks
Tehre be lots of songs dun ICHC stiel, nd mebbe sum pancaek raysis. Teh song wil orl be about TTI. So far we haz vershins of Werewolves of London, Islands in the Stream and People are Strange.
Orl song contribushins are vairy welkum. Iffin yew wud liek to wriet a song, or haz a stall, or provied sum ennertaynmints, pls to emayo me at kim_stewart at xtra dot co dot nz
Normil serbis resooms
Shud wii bring sum beedz? Liek dem duz in Noo Orlunz fur teh Lardy Gras?
* hedz tu tiebooteek tu get teh beedz *
Dere b lottsa beedz uv awl kullerz!!
green, jello, red, burplol, bloo, pink, orinj…
And u duzn’t haz tu take ur shurt off!!
da peeps inn TTI haz an hollydaze fro BACON????
dat souns liek an fing wurthy ob sillybratin
*drool*
*konsidurs hao tu maik flowt owt ob bacon*
Dere iz a plaes in TTI dat gibs teh priez uf a hole sied uv bacun 2 a marrid cupplol hoo can proob dat dey haz nawt wisht demselbs unmarrid fur a yeer an a dai!
ht tp://www.dunmowflitchtrials.co.uk/
Now, datz a prize wurf winning!!!
Hoaw mennee haz dem gibbed awai? Aifinkso nawt so mennee. Unless teh huzbin libs in Glasgow adn teh wief libs in Lundun.
Oh, that bii a veri hard kontest tu win Ifinkso.
nawt dat kinda Lardy. willyboy!!!!
iz da Lolfronsch kinda Lardy
altho ai duz lub da crispee hot bakon wif mai eggs
introodur duznawt luk beri alurt tu mih … ai’m jsut sayen …
goggie is looking for cawfee!
Izza Introoder nawt-alurt!
Yu has sof wyte fur
Yu has littul pink noesee
Butt(!) aim nawt splortun…
Lawng noazd Dawggeh shoodz
knoez bettah. Himz no canz fitz
froo smawll Kitteh Doarz!
Wyze tawnee Kitteh
shoodz pawpz sum pawpzcorm. Diz luukz
moast enturrtayneeng!!
Wyze tawnee Kitteh
coodz awllso swotz Dawggeh’z noaz
2 sendz a messijj!!!
Jack.
Sen instunt messuj
Oar maebii eh twete ensted
Awpdayt yur statiss
Happee Friedeggdae, Happee Weekweekweekendz, adn seez ya awn Moandae, mai cheezefrendz! Ai’m klosifyeng teh offiss adn goeng owt wif mai huzzbunneh – itz dait nyt (azz opposifyed tu dayt nut).
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOS* tu ebree adn teihr buddee!
Has a nice time, be safe ota?.
BOOP!
Ouch! Who did dat?
Lootennunt: Introodur alurt, kaptin!
Kaptin: Goes to redd alurt, seal awl deks!
MANN THA TORPEEDOS!! Hehe i said pee.
I only came to dance…