“You havez a slight temp…” CAT SCAN: $200
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Oooo!! OOOoo!!! wii haz a freeway ty!!!
Letz going tu deh Ty booteek and gitting sum Kitteh faised LOLeepopz!!! I wanting a green wun!!
aifink ai beddur git a snoe plow… gonna hab needz uv it tewnite!
Conga kitteez tu carosue, jk2kitteh nd cweenmj awn yor freewai ty !!
* Hab a free medicair card *
* Bringz owt hawt bevridges nd sweet biskitz !! *
Enjoi !!
Fankeez, PB!!
*takez medicard*
*dipz medicard in hawt bevirige*
Nom. Bleh! it nawt tasting berry gud.
lemme gibs u diz medesin..
Teh Doctir iz in. Dat’s anubber 5 cents, a bag ob jelly babies adn a police box pliz.
Hao baot sum ascii insted?
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take tu asprinz and call mii in da morning!
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Putz da lime in da kokonut adn cawl mii in da morning!!
dr. basement cat tew teh reskew!
Habs poynee enz owt, tu.
Mus be xtra charj.
Ooops.
We mus hab grate mines, carosue!
well, DAT shud frighten yu!
Iz teh CT-guided actupunkting catslap, aifinkso. Fixes teh hedake wifakwikness. Makes teh hypokondriack patient switch to some other symptom, yesh yesh. Does Nawt Want to haz a sekond course of teh hedake treetmentz.
Ai wuz gonna sai “No ekstra charj fur teh acupuncshur”!
I thot mebbee it was a blood test, too!
Lie daon fur teh rest ob teh dai !!
Dis AWLWAES Dr. Tinycat’s rekummendashun. Eben win nawt sik.
.. tehn ai tihnk ai mite lie daon nao !! * O wate, iz luntsh tiem foar mi !! *
Kin u nom in ur sleep?
Crumbs !! Ai doant kno !!
I takes dat advice.
we needz dr. tinycat! STAT!!!
funni
$200 is a BARGAIN for a cat scan!
Did I sai $200? I ment 200 pownds. Ob tuna.
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Dokta, Dokta, gimmee deh noooz
Ize got a bad kayce uv luvvin u
No pillz gonna kure mai ill
Ize got a bad kayce uv luvvin u!!!
Oar is shi teh Niet Nerse ??
Goggie wontz a hed scritch; kitteh gawt teh rite clors foar teh job !!
Ur innshorunce kard, pls. Fank yoo.
Oh, noes, ur inshorrance doant pai fur this Sry.
Creddut kard, pls. Kaithnxbai.
Preexisting? Watchu meeen? If I nawt sick b 4 I come hear, why do I come hear?
sickness is from teh dawn o’time. pre-existing!
Dr. Tinycat has gotten bigger…
Awww, poor doggie haves hedake… Nice kitteh make it all better
*rubbie, rubbie, pat, pat, pat*
Please pay in cheezburgers nao. Kthnxbai
yu seme tu has sum skratchus awn yur fais, tu.
Orf da subjeck butt Cheezpeeps mai liek dis tail ob kitteh anticks. Ai camed hoam frum werk todai an tryed tu dyle upp onna pyootur. Awl ai gott wuz nasty screechy noiz. Plugged inna fone. Noe dyle towne. Call up hellofone kumpany tu report borked fone lion. Hellofone kumpany sez dey will sendify tecknishun an fone lion shud bee ficksed bai tomorra.
Hadda ruff dai at horsepistol sew ai tukk a napp. Kamed doun an seed dat reseever wuz offa facks masheen. Put reseever back. Pyooter dyled up. Dyle towne werking on fone.
Hazza kitteh hoo lieks sleeping an dansin onna facks masheen. Dukky tayped reseever onna facks masheen lawng tyme ago butt dukky taype ownly taeks sew mutsch dansing an it borked.
Cawled hellofone kumpany an towld dem knot tu bovver sending tecknishun. Eggsplained tu hellofone kumpany lady dat ai haz kittehs hoo dans onna facks masheen. Aifinkso she didda heddesk butt she laffed an tole mee dat anuvver kustamer tripped ober her hellofone kord an pulled da kord owt of da wall. She called da hellofone kumpany an dey sent technishun tu fixify her borked fone kawz she sat fur too daiz wiff noe hellofone serbis.
Kittehs just lub maeking dere hoomins luuk dorky. Ai can haz sannity nao?
Bakk tuu regularly skejooled lol.
Fuzzywhisker figerrd owt the “fax similarly” tu teh teknishen !!
LOL!! I lubz deh imij uv deh kittehz dansing on deh Fakz Mah Sheen!!
haz teh kitteh evvur scent randum faxis?
*pictures kitteh sitten on fotocopy macheen takin pixures; an den faxin um*
wiv a nold tiep ob fax …
* Owtch !! *
Kitteh:
gigglols an tee hees.
See if tihs wurks:
fat cat on fax machine – Watch more Funny Videos
I cud see da fat cat on da fax machine in my mind. It luked juss like yer video!
Yoo sed fone lion?
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/\___/\/ \/ <|> <|> \\ " /===\=.___.=/===`-----'Maybe knot sew mutsch dansin as stawmpin awl obber itt. Liek maekin da nest cumfy sew herz kan lie doun an taek a nise napp. Seen dis kitteh snorin awai onna facks masheen fur a ower or moar. Donut unnerstand wai – awl da pointy fings an plastik partz jutting owt – kant bee awl dat comfy butt herz lieks sleepin on itt.
Yah, PJ – Ai wudda felt reely stoopy iffin da hellofone tecknishun came awl da wai owt heer an fownd da reseever off da huuk.
Nicky losted a frostibyted eer tip last niet. Ai moobed upp himz vet bizit tu dis Mundane asted ob wayting anuvver too weekz. Ai wud feel beddur iffin she lukked att himz agin. Aifinkso himz will looz da udder eer tip too. Ai iz sew happeh himz iz bakk hoam butt mai hart hurtz wen ai luuk att himz an fink ob hao he wuz owt in dat terriblol koald wevver fur sew lawng. He iz playin wiff da otter kittehs an he’z spazzing liek he awlayz did sew he must bee OK assept fur his eer tipz. Bigg dummeh dint hab da scentz tu come inn owt ob da koald.
Hoap yoo awl got a gud laff owta da hellofone storee.
Oh, yesh, I lubs da funi kitteh storees best ov aLL!
HEAL!
He’ll du taht on wawkeez leighter !!
neggst ai gibs yu teh akk yu punct shur tu mayk et awl bettur.
The headach u get from being up by said cat because u refused to pay him –
PRICELESS
Duz cat skan happin apter teh lab werk?
dis part ov oldie-moldie jooke. ware B teh lab testz?
“Coulda had a V8!”