
I saw da wizard an he sez I can haz cheezburger back in Kansas. When does we leaves!?
we leaves wen i figur out hows to fliy da balloonz
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Up up an awai!
Hip Hoppin Hippos to yu Anni!
aifink u has innstalled turbot drive in ur fingurrs…
Here, have sum creamed applol flan an sum cawfee for sillee enneebreeashuns! (adds sum cognac to the cawffee for the eeneebreeating to taek plaice)
Thx, Nenne. Dat flan lukks berry nommablol!
it does – doesn’t it!
I have some aplols that need using – I’m finking on making that this week-end…
Sadly, I don’t think it fits in with my diet! It would be very difficult to make a sugar free version.
no – I guess cakes and diabeetus issunt eggstaktleh kompahtiblol!!
Tahts a eighteanth sentry caek; woant it bi stale bi nao ??
turbot drive? like fish fingurs butt(!) farstur? hmmm sownds a bitt fishee tu me! (mynd yu, ai spose itz strainjly pro preet on dis bored!)
Ai purrnownst it as a Fronsh werd an noed wat Nenne meened!
just find those shoes!!!
hang onto the basket, Toto, we’re going to OZ
oooh – PB wil bee happy!!!
he mite even have sum enerjee drinks for us!
*snikr*
* Yoinks snickar *
Yu wonna shair ?
* Offerz Nenne harf a snicker *
* SNI *
good morning, fast-fingered anni and nimble nenne!
gud moaning Q. – u are the earlie burd!! hope the wurm got away!
There sum pie and cawfee up above!
Ohai Q! U aer dere wiv us in a brayde!
aifinkso i needs sum coffee and applol cake. Cheers!
Aifink this be the tiem to bring back the Cweens wundermus balloon-song frum cheesesstock!!!
♫♪
Wud u like tu ride in mai byooteeful bubblol?
Wud u like tu ride in mai byooteeful bubblol?
Wii kud flote amung deh starz tugezzer, yoo adn I
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*bubblolz flote owt over deh crowd*
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ö ° ¤ * ●▫ ▒ 0 ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ
O o % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ Δ ͦο ѻ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼
♫♪
Cheezlandz a niser plais in mai byooteeful bubblol
It whairz a niser fais in mai byooteeful bubblol.
Wii kin sing a song adn sale along deh silber sky
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*moar bubblolz flotingz owt over deh crowd*
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ö ° ¤ * ●▫ ▒ 0 ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ
O o % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ Δ ͦο ѻ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼
♫♪
Suspendingd under a twilite can uv peaz
Wii’ll search deh clowdz fur a star tu guiding us
If bai sum chantz u find ursef lubbing Cheez
Wii’ll find a clown tu cheer us
Wii’ll haz deh moon rite neer us.
♫♪
*Az shii singingz, deh cween reechez intu hur pokkit
*and pullingz owt a bublol.
*Deh bublol growz adn stretchez.
*Deh cween stepz intu deh bublol.
*It rizes up adn deh cween flotez over deh crowd
♫♪
Lub iz wayting dere, in mai byooteeful bubblol
Way up in deh air in mai byooteeful bubblol
If yoo’ll hold mai hand wii’ll chays ur LOLz akross deh sky
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*Deh cween floatz up, up and away az she finishingz hur song.
♫♪
Bubblol…..
Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy. … ..
*deh awed ee~ents findingz demselvez envellopt in deh bublolz
*dey reel eyez dat dey awl b floating
♫♪♫♪ Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy… .. . ..
♫♪ ♫♪ Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy.. … ..
nenne, yur bubblols be MARvluss. fankew!
ooh – they’re knot myne!!!
They are the cweens!!!
/OT
Ohai nenne! I wrotet u an answer awn teh previous lol. Tho u prolly doesn’t want to noe…
ai saw… poor maxeebunneh…
she probablee appreeciates the baffs – deep deep deep down
*kumz in.
*seez self singing on stage.
Fayntz. *crash*
Nao, nao. U luks veree kyute wif dat lil (plastic?) chiffon overdress.
Duznt cubber much, tho!
Did Ai all reddee kno U cud sing?
Sumbuddy (her majestee) didz a lot of werk on dat song! An gud werk tu!!
An teh oringinal cap shun is veree celber, Aifinkso.
Kitteh kat hit teh nips
An seed gie-nat lizzurd
Den he hitz teh nips sum moar
Witch iz wen him seed teh wizrd.
Bebbeh Tukksee Floof
Kitteh mayz beez lyturr dan
Hee~lee~umm Balloon!
Bebbeh Tukksee Floof
Kitteh canz awllso fitz in
coazee vesst pawkitt!!
Bebbeh Tukksee Floof
Kitteh habz Grayt Beeg Happee!
Awllmoast Caturday!!!
Jack.
Nice one Jack.
Luvs teh ohaikus, Jack.
Tish kitteh haz wunderfull luk uv wonder an happee.
Iz gud Xamplolol tu us awldur peeps! Teh daee iz tu be Njoyed!!
Morning all… I brought a basket of fruit for all today so help yourselves…
dere is drapes, napples, nanans, peaches, chocolat bars, big macs..
Bic Mac ?? Wot tiep ?? * Greezy or non-greezy *
Dude there is no such ting as a greezy mac. LOL
SPLORT
Oh nose! Hold on, Leeza !
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature energy drink
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of Summer flourz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Leeza to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
oooh a mimosa…. and it… it’s… teh same colur as teh kitteh…. *looksawayfast*
oh nose! The skwirrlfrrl is down. Gone boom!
Here comes the CCC, sirens blaring, whistlols blowing
Skids to a halt and professional technician leap out to sweep up the scattered braynes (eeww), washify them in room-temprachur San Pellegrino water, and carefully pack aforementioned braynnes into the appropriate head space.
Snaps on a CHRGwdoi (of a squirrel, of course), wrapwrapwrap in lotsa ducky taype.
The special unit of kilter firemens come in to carry Leeza to the fainting couch, gently tuck her up in a floofy blankey, and offer her themselves to gaze upon, intead of the splortacious kitteh.
One of the firemens goes off to find champagne and noms for the Leeza
oops! That’s “kilted firemens”. Or maybe “off kilter”?
*weaklee*
fiermens….in kilts… swoooooooon
* Rushez in wib teh swoonign couch tu catsh Skwirrlgrrl saefly !! *
* Tehm fiermens mussnot bi aloud tu clime enni ladderz, aifinkso !! *
/lolspeak
OT, has anybody else noticed the kitteh rescue news video has disappeared from the LOLs?
I got the 404 page from the old link I had.
I guess there was a copyright issue with the TV network…
butt(!!) … butt(!!) … I’z af fred uv hytes … beddur kawl teh … teh … FYREMENS!!
What trebouchet? … It’s a pretty word
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
Wunner full, wunner full.
Ai haz nawt had gud nite storee red tu me in Lawng Tyme!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
LIttle does kitteh know, but the cheezburger will have auntie emburger cheez! (Like limburger but slightly less smelly)
Somewhere ovah teh rainzbo, wai up hai….
*SPLORT*
O Noes !! Kitteh_Kat_Celia iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s branes an rinse dem wiv sarsaparila*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Kitteh_Kat_Celia to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai lyke teh funnel, souns usefull.
Sum peepz sumtymes forgets to put teh head bones bak, aifinkso, maybe. Nawt veree safe in case uv futur splorts!
O noes! KKC iz down!
*Sweeps up splorted brainz*
*Rinses wif cool spring watr*
*Puts bak in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts lid bak on top adn sekurez wif dayglo duckytaip*
*Puts CHRG(wdoi) on top for safetee*
Okai KKC, nao you rest kwietlee adn munch teh choklit opossum…
*Puts on 8-trakk tape ov instrukshunz for 1980 income taks return fillingowt, to assure kwiet boredomz while splort healz*
Woot! KKC gets a double reskew in seven minnits after splortin on a 13-hour-old LOL! Wii gots teh hi-efishensee splort-detektor goin’ ON!!
:0
Tank u bofh fur teh recuu!!
And Lungdoc, hao did u knows AI was an 80′s bebeh?! XD