
Fluffy gets a little ambitious with her yoga
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Fluffy gets a little ambitious with her yoga
Picture by: Dea Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
Kurrlee Kew Kitteh
amz berreh limburr andz hurz
nebber getz T3h Bendz!
Jack.
Conga-ratz awn ur nawt-sekkund, Jack!
How wud yoo lyk to sillybrate?
Holy carp! A nawt sekond in OHAIKU format!! Iz this a rekord??!?
Congratshoelaces to Jack aifinkso!
Beautimus, Jack. Verree Beautimus!!1!
Ahh-sum, Jack. Clappity clappity!!!
Jack, yu R king
we bow wif Hugh Militee*
in awe of yur skill
*no relayshun to Hugh G. Manatee
Haiku kitteh sae:
Nawt awnlee nawt sekkund butt(!)
Jack ddi et en vurzz!
ai fink dis be Jack’s nawt sekund nawt sekund?
Ifn so, great fings be happening fur our Poet Laureat!
Kitteh iz in teh “crash” pozishun — put ur hed betwiin ur legz an kiss ur hiney gud-bai!
*giggle*
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
loosenz up b4 chekkengz
Beeg Lawwwwng Chayr’z cusshunz!
Undurr andz between
Beeg Lawwwwng Chayr’z cushunnz
hyde mennee Trezzurrz!!
Shynee Deevyssez
ubz awl shayp andz syze canz beez
clevvurrlee hoarddedz!!!
Jack.
**wishis she wuz dat flexiblol**
me tew! *ponders yoga class*
I no yu wuld uze dat power fur ownli gud, rite?
**nods wif a viguriss**
Of coarse!
Jest fink abowt it……I wud has lotsa dayts den!
EffeeCheezPeeps probbablee hedding fut teh NB, ahfinkso.
*startz to wander dat whey*
*flooffeh paw snagz sum noms and sordid drinkeez on de whey*
*luks up*
Can sumone bring teh muuziks?
Ohai, dayr Redz Wunz!
Ennee chanss dayrz amz
Applol Crisps? Oarz coodz dayr beeez
BlooBerreh Pancaykz?
Chokklitt Cayk amz gud.
Do~Nutz ubz awll soartz woodz pleez.
Daynish woodz beez nyss!
Froazinn Milkee Wayz,
Griddill Caykz, Hawtz Cawfee oarz
Iee Bryte sippee Tee!!!
Jack.
**skribblols in noatbuuk**
Bak inna minnit!
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**runz bak, pantin, carryin tray wif eberyfing Jack menshund**
Heer ya go, deer fren!
Ekksellent Nomz, Red!
Takz Griddill Cayk wiff
powdurrdz shuggurr andz dunkz it
Beeg Cuppa Cawfee!
Froazinn Milkee Wayz
amz awllwayz wellcum. Dayz goez
well wiffz Cawffee 2!!
Didz Red noatiss dat
awll deez Nommee choyssez amz
alfabettikill?!!!
Jack.
OH YUM!!! froazinn Milkee Wayz!! Wun uf my flav-o-ritez!! Jack yu haz da gud tastez in fuds!
I seez a pinkee noze!
I seez a pinkee eer!!!
I seez sum pinkee toez!!!!
Uh-oh!!!
SPLORT!!
ohnoes da cween iz doun!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, yur hieniss. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Oh, Fankeez, willyboi!!
*removez paw frum ai*
*thowz tax formz owt window*
Nom nom nom sip sip sip nom sip sip nom sip som nip sim nop
Splort! Splort!
Teh cween has had a splort!
Run to teh crash Cart
The playse of last resort!
First we rinse teh brainses
Tehn we pakks tehm to teh brim
Wrap around teh dukky tape
And Cween! Yur in gud trim.
Gib a glass ov brandee,
Gib a glass ov wine
Wrap her in a blankee,
Cween! yu will be fine.
(the doggeral is teh antidote to teh cyute.)
ooh berri lubblee rezcue…kud bee an wrap sawng
ai haz tu goe hoam nao – ai leaf da cween inn yur capablol hans booklion
Yr hands be bery capable, too, willy boy. Teh shawt of scktoch expeshully. Sleep well nd happy dreems.
Mayk suyr tu uz eh LAWT awf ducky tayp.
Iz awnlee fayr…
iz an awsum resQ, booklion.
*sitz snugglolled in blankee enjoying deh libashunz*
sip sip sip sop spo osp spi ……
Xsellent resque booklion!!! Yu haz da creative talent!
I seez pinkee toez padz!
I seez pinkee toe padz!
Iz reddy fur teh Cirque de Feline Solei!
*snerk* catorshunist.
Kitteh sez- a liddle halp heer plz?
Iz teh pilot show awn Kitteh Edumikashunlol TeeBee.
Iz cawled Nappin wif teh Eggspurtz.
Yoga class muzik TU soothing fur kitteh.
A yawn taken much too far
N nao u duz Tumblolwiid Awn Dezurt Rode den strech tu Ohaitayshun Tu Teh Sun
Never tryin downward goggie posishun agen.