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…and locals are still in shock. I’m Tom Fuzzywit, reporting live from the aftermath of Hurricane Toddler. Back to you, Jim.
an nao we goes to teh lolcal noos
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will need lots of gushi fud ferapee to get over this wun…
conga rats Nennepus
Takk takk!
Tahts almost twu takksing !! * “Thx foar nuffin, PB”, yu sai !!
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* Bringz Nenne sum
gushisushi fud !! *ooh – sushi!!! I can has scallops? and tempura soft shell crab-maki? an an an an – sammunn?
*omnomnomnomnom*
Sum ryce wine, Yor Nenneness !! * Oar a VB ??
ooh – yes please!!
*yoinks VB*
Yum!
.. adn teh mane curse:
Sum carbs nd scale-opsSum crabz nd scollops nd summon taht yu lyke !!
ooh – summon i lyke…
I can has Georges Clooney?!?
Yu cud orlwaiz pat him nd corl him …… !!
What? No lutefisk?
ew – spit – beurk – ew – blargh ai is deded frum teh pleh “fish”…
erm – not thank you!!!
8)
saw on a cookin’ show “burger made frum minced lutefisk an mashed taters an stuff looked interesting…
why oh why
does people eat
sumfin dats been
in lye?!?
dere’s hydrojen peroxyd in manee cheezez…
an yoo doant eben want to think bout ‘memolet’ (or memoyet/memoyay)
oar a sholder to crayon !!
Shoulder may be taken by the little hurricane. Dr. suggests using elbow instead.
Ohai Grantski !! Habbint run intu yu in a lawn wiel !!
School is why. Its good to be back, Its weird not getting a daily dose of kittehs.
Yewl hab almoast az musht reeden tu du heer az at scool !!
But this reading is the good kind. No boring stuff about people in powdered wigs sitting at a table “discussing” politics.
No, yor rite !! Adn tehy corl taht RL !!!
I prefer my version of RL
see yu suun !!
An Ai wull see u sune – haz 2 go owt. Bai!
hav a good day miss Anni…
Yay !! Anni mussed bi bak tu normell !!
Nawt kwite, but a lawt beddur thx!
It wuz heck
so don’t blaym me!!
Wi didnut yu stawp himz ?? !!
I wuz pikkin up pointers.
Tahts gud !! Kidlets shud nawt bi gibbon sharp poynterz !! * nods *
Quick, get out while you still can! Save yourself!
liek in ‘zomg itsa toddler gettowt of da car’?
Yep, Ai haz had a toddler!
How did you survive? o.o
He groed up!
ah – but did he groe out of it?!?
sum toddlers stay that way…
He iz naow moar tidee dan me!
Yu tort him tu Pud(dy) Tat awai !! Nao !!
groan
Mi wurk iz dun !!
* Parses Q sum sushi !! *
Toddlers…..grow up? I’ve known one in my neighborhood for at least 325somethinsomethin… years! And he’s still a toddler.
325
325somethinsomethin. Real number may be *slightly* different.
Callee~co Kitteh sitz
in awww ubz deestrukkshun by
Skwisshee Liddill Wun!
Skwisshee Liddill Wun
coodz teetch Callee~co andz boaf
cooodz blaymz T3h Dawggeh!!
Callee~co Kitteh
waytz 2 seez Sekkundarree
Stoarm frum Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
Basement Cat is ready to fill the minds of toddlers now? Things not looking good for us.
Tehre mai nawt bi a lull(abi) befor teh stawm erruptz !!
Even if there was, it wouldn’t work.
is bad, but teh kitteh hurrcayn is wurse tahn teh toddlyur hurrcayn. teh toddylur nawt hab teh klaws fur eggstra drestrukshuns!
But toddlerz haz ‘posablol fums, so dey can yooz tools!
You beat me to it
But the toddler has opposable thumbs.
teh kitteh is awlolso smartur tahn teh toddlyur… i finks we is gowin tu hab tu du syantiffik eggsperyment tu find owt teh troof… ob corse it hab tu bee controld syantiffik eggsperyment, utherwise is just teh kayos!
Ohai! I kin has hugs, pweese? Mah Maxygurl is giving me a wurried (dis b teh orijinal storee). DrTinyBunneh said her cud b living wiff it, even if her nawt ablol to hop NEmoar. Butt her has been gitting wurser. Brave gurl her is. Trying to git around teh stable wiff awl effort, picking up sum foods, butt her butt keeps fawling to teh side (no strenf in hind legs), her b scared awf me (prolly because I pik her up to check her and cause her much pain, poor gurl), panicking away and her no longer ablol to cleen herself. Iz gonna giv her baff tis afturnoon (moar poor her…) and then take her to vet. Mebbe it jest be teh cold (her b owtdoor bunneh) that makes her git wurses. Mebbe nawt. Iz scared Iz gonna have her put to sleep at sum point.
*hcr has a sad*
*PB hazza sad foar hcr !!
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oh noes – {{{{{HCR and Maxygurl}}}}}!
can she stay indoors so you can see if she gets bettah??
Ifinkso being indoors wud b gud had her been there awl teh time. Butt taking her in nao wud meen >20˚C temp difference, and them bunnehs are berry sensitive to heet. And wiff hers warm winter coat… Well, I will b asking DrTinyBunneh.
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HCR, i has hugs fur yu. so sowi tu heer abowt Maxygurl – is teh wurst wen teh nananamuls git teh sicks.
lods of luv, hugs adn shiny happi fings fur tu yu boff – i reely hopes teh DrTinyBunneh can fix teh problums
luv furm Bloola & LaylaKat X
Oh noes!!! Dat be sad gnus, honeycakerabbit. Ai feels for u. Hao terrible having to see ur belubbed Maxygurl in so much distress. Ai keep mai feelurs crossed for u two, k? {{{hcr}}}
oh mai, da poor maxygurl adn da poor hcr. ai hoep u will heers good fings frum dr. tinybunneh. *crossis fingurs*
Beem fur you, HCR and Maxy- gud luck at the V-E-T todai.
Mennee mennee fankies to awl awf u! I keeps hoping!
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I hopez dat dr.tinyvet haz a halpful fur deh Maxygurl.
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{{{{{hcr an Maxeygirl}}}}}} Prayers an beems
dis storm frunt wuz turribul. cauzed mannee messes. taek lotz ob noms 2 kalm awl teh lolcats.
Tom=Thomasina? That calico is most likely female.
I was about to say the same thing. Though a calico could be male if it suffers from Klinefelter’s syndrome, it’s rare.
<3 Calicos!
Cud be TeeVee name. Dey do dat sumtymes!
Oh hai 5 eagles reporting in….. today its cold and clear…..
and its nice to see all the peeps this morning…..
back to you Lolcats…..
gergol, gergol, splish, splash sploosh… *spits out mouth full of water*
HALLOOOO!!**
greetings frum sunny suvern Calyfournyah *hak, sputter*
send floaties!
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**robin williams mrs. doubtfire voice.
Wi cross nao tu a traffik repoart:
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Thx Jim !! Todai, wi can eggspekt tu si carz awn awl teh roadz !!
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Bak tu yu !!
PB, wut yoo got in Melben?
! LEARN the SECRET of MELBOURNE!
Iza ‘see australia’ advert showin’ here that goes (in part) “climb teh bridge! dive the reef!
discover freemantle
whut secret??
* Drps shuvvel !! Kwikly putz hans behynd hims bak !! *
Ai donut kno wot yu am torkin abowt !!
ok i bleev yoo
*so, i’ll need a shuvell huh…
Seems poussinboi is having teckno problems we’ll come back to him…
krelm I hear gas is going up in kalifonia?…
can’t go much higher, the ‘how much’ signs don’t go much more…
besides, we need boats and other flotation devices right now!!
* Whispurrs tu Krelm: teh sickrat ob Melburn iz in a shawpign arcaid, aifinkso !! *
I knew it, at teh pye stall rite? it’s what tehy put in tehre rissolls rite?rite?
Akshully, it cud bi teh Chiko Roll:
Nowun reeli knose !!
I feel so deprived… I never had a chiko roll *sigh*
Arr ratz !! * onli taist ob warm cabbij nd salty owtsied !! *
Iyes hungry now I want a chiko roll now….!!!!
Poor cat, not only a toddler around, she also got a boys name. A cat like that is always a female.
now, we don’t know if her name is tom…
it could be:
Annrietta
Begonia
Charmayne
D…
Daisy
Elayne
Freda
Gwenda
H..
Hannah!
Ingrid
Jane
Karen
L….
Hortense
Irene
Janet
Kafleen
L
Layla
Mary-O
Nancey
Ophilia
P
Petulia
Queen
Rosie
Tiddlols
U..
Suzy-Q
.
U..
Umatilla
Veronica
Wendy
X…
Xena
Yyvonne
Zelda.
Hermione
Isolde
Junebug
K…
**sneeks in, luuks arown**
YOINK!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
LOL *cat looks around* its sure is crappy here back to you jim
That’s a calico! calicos are always female
Actually, that can’t be “Tom Fuzzywit.” Calicos are female. FYI.