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i bill yu tomorrow!
Congrats, carosue!
Ide nid coinvincing awn taht !! * Congaz Carosue !!
*
yahoo – a singlol taupe spot!!!
waht wud u liek for silly eneebreeayshuns?
all the cheeseburgers small chaynje frum the back of the sofa can buy?!?
no, no, der was a pousinboi rite behind me! Practically sittin on mai lawng floofy tayle!
ai gud lissner
Ai’ll lukk affer teh penneez
Enuf munnee fer cheezburger?
Ohai Maus! BOOP!
Hai Anni. You shudn’t boop me. I is hoem wif…
*Onimous Muzik*
TEH SHINGLES! On mai faec. Majer pleh!
yikes!
*gets owt teh….er… anti-shinglol cream*
Hi Leeza. I wish there were such a thing, believe me.
I has heard they are the major pleh… {{{Maus}}}
BUT- Did you know today was National Skwirrl Appreciation Day? I’m throwing a partee on teh 3 pm lol. Wanna come halp represent teh rodints?
I think I hasta decline. I am taking Vicodin for the pain. A marvelous drug, Vicodin. All the pain goes away. The only side effect is that it turns you into something like a seaweed, fronds slowly waving in the current…
hmm…
*thinks about teh seaweed salad she had with dinner Friday nite*
er, well, if u float to teh surface around 3, check in and say ohai! has a nice day floating! I had Oxycontin a few years back after eye surgeree… so I knows what u mean.
Oooooo!! Duz yu hassing wun oar tu foar shairing?
*luks hopeful an waaae tuu eegur*
Um ….. nawt dat ai duz silleh fings, yu noes, liek teh … wut du dey cawl dem? … teh … um … rekreeashuning druggs, oar enneefing liek dat.
*trais tu finking kwiklee*
Noe, noe … wud jus bees foar …. foar …. um ….. foar teh reesurch porpoises! Yea, dat’s it …. foar teh resurchings.
Reelee!
Is troo ….. onnist!
Oweeoweeowee!!! Haddem, doan wannum agin. Dr. Tinycat sez “compounding pharmacist” kin make sumfin 4 pane. CP sez u gib me elebenty gazillion munneys. Better 2 B Cweed.
Oh noes, Maus!
*sending healing thots. beem beem beem*
I had ‘em on teh bakk of my head a cupple years ago. Tehy do goes away.
*offurs, nise, soothing bannanner cream pie for Maus’s sore ayse*
—->SPLATTT!
I reallity, a good akkupunkturist can speed teh healing.
Ooh! Nastee! Sorry 2 heer dat. hoep u aer sune awl beddur.
*washes boopin finger wiv disinfektunt*
ouch!
*gives maus a 7-10 day course of anti-viral medisine – is efficient if treatment is started within 72 hrs of initial symptoms*
*adds a glass of Lagawulleen to the mix*
Heers tu getting better soon!
Fanks Nenne. I is taking an anti-viral. I hasta skip teh scotch: I is also taking Vicodin.
Hope yous feeling better Maus…… *stands beside Maus waves arms in air like seeweed in da ocean currents,*
*continues getwellsoon sí weed wave with tendrils*
Yuu doin da wave? YeaaaHHH!
*jums up frum chare an wavs floofy pawz*
*joyns inn, jentlee waeving in teh currints*
*Beems n prayrs for get wel*
Majer pleh is teh correct! I’m glad you have drugs to keep you comfie – or as comfy as they can make you.
*kumz running at full speed*
MAUS!!!
*furgitz tu put on brakez*
*Krashez hedlong intu deh maus
Ooof!!
sry
{{{{Maus}}}}
Hi MJ. You proly shudn’t hug me. See abuv…
ewr! sry tu heering dat. sowndz painful!
*gibz bery gentlol hug { { { Maus } } }
Feel better Maus! {{Maus}}
No mood swings wif dese changes, kitteh!
Yu fownd awl taht, doun teh bak ob teh so-far?! No wunders it wos uncumfy! Nao eggsplayn wy it is so fugly!
Stoop posh bint in teh stoopy big hat, steelin mai eye dent itty!
Iz OK! We awl noe dat u aer reelee a coo!!!!!!!!
Wiv grate big hornz an mai frinj in mai iys! Issa verree gud lyknuss, Ai finkso!
a coo???
is that ennything leik a coo coo ca choo?
Iz Skottish fur a feemail bull!
Feemail bull? Izzint dat an oxymoron?
Or purrhaps ai iz de moron…
Cudn’t ‘membur teh werd “bovine” fur teh momint!
oar izznt an ox a bull hoo has had … um .. errrr….. ‘speshul’ sir-jur-ee?
ai fawtso taht a coo coo ca choo wuzza lolrus?! Tahtz wut teh Beatlols sed, ennewai.
whair did shii kum frum?
How did shii git heer?
adn most importantly, did shii bring noms tu share??
Noe, teh rotten fing noms awl teh scoens an neber offres ennewun so much assa byt!
How rude uv hur!! Well, I finso wii shud just gitting out deh buffay tablol and bring in lotsza nomz.
I start wif
Albacore toona
Baskitz uv muffinz
Cuppy cakez
Dreamy creemy piiz
E….
Everlasting cherry pie
)
French toa
dsstsGraype joose
Hawt cross buns (easter is urlee this year
I…
Iis kreem
Jam donuts
Kukkeez
Lemming merang pi
M…
Makkeroonz
Nutz (fur deh skwirrrlz)
Orinjez
Peekanz (fur deh skwirrrlz)
Q…
Quite larje pitchers of lemming ice tee
Raisin bread – toasted, served wif redcurrint jellee
Stuffed peppers
Teerameesyu
U…
Ugli froot
Vermisellee
Wafflolz
Xtra noms (in caes enniwun iz still hongree)
Y…
Yummy chokklit cake
Zhe bestest nomz ever
Moone pyes, banananana and choklat
nilla wafferz
Oreeeoo piez
Pares, poached
Q….
we can’t let a food alfamabet boofay go unfilled – can we?
Quince jelle wif scones
Rich choncklit torte
Salt an vinnegar crisps
Tee, Devonshir creem
Unusullee delishus pie
Vannilla tee
Wilted spinnish queesh
X-tra strong cawfee
Yogurt wif mooslee
Zabagleeonee
yay – too boofays for teh price of wun!!!
i is tew pennys short of a pownd!
Bedderer tahn a sammich short ob a picnic or a kwala short ob a gumtree or……
a penneh furr ur thawts?
I think sumbuddy b raiding deh piggeh bank!!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
ur hawt flashes r phunnee!
dew dat ting agin whar ur hed spinz rownd n rownd!
Yesh plz kitteh- first ai iz hawt, den cold, den ai haz a bid angree an ai wanna fro things- arrgh!! Whut shud ai do?
how bowt habbing a nap? I awlwayz feeling bedder after a nap.
Oh yesh – sounds gud!
Eet choklit!
yupz! … adn tehn eet MOAR choklit!! Choklit fixifies ebbreefin, aifinkso!
ai iz takin da black dog an goin to bed noaw. see u awl in da shpring!
*wavitywaves bye widloly*
Bai melia, cum bakk sune!
Ahh , these lil uns never cease to amoose me.
I am NOT splitting any of my money with U cat! lawls
Not rly.
who skedools an all dai meetin!?! ttfn an ai will sneek on when I can!
Teh sames wons that skedools meetens fur teh dais afore hawlidais an ted dais aftur holidais an during yure lonsch, butt (!) naw thayr lonsch cuz thayr en anutther tyme zone an donut cayr if yue eat.
Naow taht ai hazza munnee, letz goe tu starborks -tihs izz jsut enuff tu goe hazza cawfee aifinkso.
I dun know hao to vote on dis! Iz awful pun, but I lubs it!!
Ai votez egg-sell-int.
Rollin chanj to buy groshureez?
Been dere, dun dat.
money cat
(money money money could be funny, its so shiny but ma cat steals it
)
i can’t believe you all actually sit around and talk like this.