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altho… Dexter is a name u mite not want to mess wif, kitteh….
OHAI EVERYWUN!
*runs in wifakwikness carrying armlodes of stiks and rubber bands*
Welcome to ICHC Nashunal Skwirrl Appreciashun Day!!
*dumps the rubber band and stiks*
*skwirrls come out carrying varius rodint frendly ordurves*
Look, we has: pecan pi, pistashio I scream, and hazulnut moose;
Alsew some nice sammiches… the cyoocumber ones is grate!
And we has nut brown ale too!!
Wowsers! Ai has brot mai oan nutty selv … adn a hyooj kontaynur uv lytly sawltud cowshoes … adn peeknut brittlol … adn peekan praleenz … adn aykorms strate frum teh lyvoke trih inz mai garrdun
*runs in*
Ohai!!!
Um um um um ai didnawt bring ennyfing eksept peanuts an sumflowr seeds, but ai preshiates skwirrls muchlee!!!
Ai are in thyme fur teh partee???
u sure are PK!!
Did u bring Cory – we needs him for an important job down below…
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oh yesh yesh!
but… er.. make shur Cory doesn’t see teh pickshur annipuss has down there…
We are not allowed to eat the squirrels right?. Just da foods.
I noes eegleses eat teh skwirrlols out IRL, but heer, teh skwirrlols r frens, nawt fuds. So heer, haz sum peanuts, 5 Eagles.
Eak!
*Runs away berry fast fast.*
I likes da skwirrls but iz lurgic 2 all nuts.
(wierd cus i is a little nuts)
butt Dexter follohs ay coad, sew kitteh is problolly sayf.
ai luvs Dexter!
Congrats skwirrlgrrl! Wud u liek sum almonds fur sillybrayshun?
shure, fanks! U can has sum refreshmints too!! we has LOTS!
U shore haz!
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aifink we needs Corys “halp” to open that pakkidj of peanuts!!!
LOL Whair ai be, Cory jenerallee be, an aifinkso him will be moar tehn happeh tu opening teh bag, as long as him gets tu steel a few tu play wif.
aww!!
er… duz prysma’s cory know abowt this???
happy Row Dent appresheashun daze!
Conga rats sulkily shufflol onto staeg, but are quickly shoved to the back by the adoring Merengue Skwirrlols, hoping to impress their foarmer leader.
Salsa Chip monks run backandforthbackandforth in dizzying quickstep
*gasp*
U is making teh skwirrls WERK? on Skwirrl Appreshiashun Day??
but(!) they *begged* to! They’ve been chattering all day long about it.
*whispers* they’re nuts about chew, you know.
oh shure.. but u has really got them to come owt of their shell!
*nods*
I knows how tehy can be…..
*hands sweetpea sum eerplugs*
*comes in from the green kitchin, looking rather frazzlold, with flour in my hare*
ohai!
ee nonohr of the furst ICHC internashunul skwirlie apreeciashun day, I has made a nuttee booffay!
It can has
bananananana wif roastid cashooo-cake
nut and date cake
sum other cake wif nuts…
boozee nutty caek
aytaleeun pyne nut caek
spicee nutty snacks
mixed nuts wif choncklit
Ai also has roasted chestnuts – been roastid onan opin fire…
an amaretto too drink, an cawfee wif hazelnut sir up…
an tee an coafee an joosies an smoofies…
enjoy!!!
ooh!
*luks from one dessurt to anotter*
*hears musick coming from b’low*
*turns to see wut it is and slips in hur own drool*
*skatturs mennee shamwows arownd teh lushus array ob dezzurts*
heer b sumwun tu halping u, leeza
oh noes mj… i hates to be teh one to brake this to you.. but teh image has….
er….
expired.
*bows hed for a moment of silense*
try dis
LOL! funnee!
ROTF LOL!
*bows hed wif skwirrlgrrl*
Ai sawd dat, but ai nawt wantid tu bee gibbing hur teh sad gnus – gud fing yu has teh currijis.
oh mai, nennepus, yu has owtdid yurself! What a beeutiful spred yu haf brot…cheers, mai frenz…to our rodentiary honoreez!
*nicewich weels in teh jinoarmus oakin barrul awn its oan speshul waggin – teh waggin an barrul bees awl dekorifaid wif lubblee vynes an leefs, wif clusturs ob glossee berrees ob mennee cullers; nesseld amungst teh vynes ar baskits ob awl kynds ob fresh nuts, reddee foar eetings*
Ohai, ebreewun!! Happee Skwirrl Preesheeashuns Dae!!
Ai has brottid dis jinoarmus barrul ob Franjelico, teh skrumshus hazlolnut likyoor. Pls tu halping yurselfs!
Orijinlee, ai wantid tu serving it frum teh lief-siez bershun ob teh Franjelico monk-bottil, butt (*!*) ai reeliezd dat wud bees tu big tu lifting an poring owt. Wen ai startid trine tu figger owt teh bestist plaes tu putting a spigot, ai gottid a fit ob teh nawtee gigglols, and thottid ai’d bedder bring it in teh barrul oar ai’d nebber get heer.
*gigglols wikkedlee behynd floofee pawses abowt spiggets adn sutch … adn skampurrsweifakwiknes awf tu teh Nawty barn …*
*is drawn by teh smell of teh franjelico*
*luks over teh edge of teh barrel*
*swan dives in*
*wundurs ifn seh shud getting a straynur oar filtur oar sumfing foar teh spigot*
*reelizis Cheezpeeps bee yoost tu kitteh hares in/on/arownd/undur ebreefing, an skwirrl hares luk mush teh saem*
But but but can her swim??? Oar iz we gonna haz tu cawl a lyfgard tu fish her owt an gib her mouf-to-mouf????
Hmmmm. Ai fink teh lyfgard wud bee preesheeaytid wevvur oar nawt seh can swims, doant yu? Oar a fyermans oar tu …..
*from teh barrul*
howsh abowt a cowboi??
*dialz nine lbenty*
Hallo?? kin u sending deh fiyremenz?
No, no fyre heer. wai u ask?
Wii haz a skwirrlol in deh franjelico.
Cud yu asking dem ifn dey gots ennee cowbois abailabul? Ders bin a rekwest frum teh barrul ..
Ai wunner if teh haz enny in kilts….
*swoon*
Hallo?? Nine lebenty??
tell dem fyremenz tu hurry!!!
deh skwirrlol haz swoond!!!
*luks in teh barrul*
Seh akshlee luks beri rilakst, jus flowting awn hur bak liek dat.
[Noet tu self: wen yoosing opin-top barrul foar laibayshuns, bring eggstra laibayshuns in nies, sanitree, faktree-seeld bottils; jus in caes ob ... um ... 'akseedints'.]
*laffs soe much Ai startid coffcoffcoffin. Joyns Italiana in teh NB*
doan fugget…deer corms…skwirlleez likes to nom-nom nom deer corms
Wow. Just, um… wow.
ooh, nennepus, taht iz teh tastyest booffay i haz seed in a long time!!
Ohwow ohwow ohwow. I lubs de Franjeliko bestest ob all deh liqueurs.
Happetailz skwirrlol appreesheashum daze!
*klinkees glassis ob Franjeliko wif MomCatAnna*
Gud helf an mennee blessings!!
WOWZURS!
A very
oddmod-looking LCB takes the stage, backed by an all-skwirrl orkestrar.To Skwirrls, with Lubs
(aplologies to Lulol… Lolu… that TTI chick)
(see lol lyrics below teh video)
My skwirrl frenz
Have floofy tails in shades of red and brown
They climb up high
They don’t stand still, they run round and round
So how do you hug a skwirrl who has taken off and races ’round the room?
It isn’t easy, but I’ll try
If u want to have pie I will bake a grate big pie à la mode
That will feed a thousand Cheezfrenz
To skwirrls, with lubs
Teh time has come
For getting nuts, no there’s no buts, o yesh
And plz believe
Plz know that skwirrls make very bestest frens
A fren who frolics all day long
While singing songs
And is cute as heck
Why? Why can’t u stay still for one sec?
If u want a nut log I will stop off at Stuckey’s
But I would rather u stand still for a hug, plz
To skwirrls, with lubs
Um…. Aifink teh latdee iz Skottish, nawt Ingerlish!
Sry if that one detail kept u from enjoying teh song I worked on so hard.
Teh sawng iz grate an Ai doan’t mynd atawl, but her mite ubjekt – teh Skots aer berry tuchee liek dat!
*mean wiles, scotish mins in kilts aer putting bloo paint on dere faces, ready to romp on lcb for stepping on their toez*
ruh roh,.
R they gonna moon lcb a la Braveheart? (or izzit au Braveheart?
*settles down in lawn chayr to watch, leeving teh mistereez ov grammatical gender behind to seek out hard evidense ov real gender*
eep!
oh, BTW, the yaktrax rly hurt.
LCB…..mai liddle hart wentid pitter patty frum yur sawng….it wuz lubberly…..**sigh**
Bravo!! Bravo!!! *klapz wildlee*
Oh, LCB!!! U lukking berry mod wif deh hip-hugger mini-skirt wif deh wide belt and deh thai-hai bootz!!!
Clappity, Clappity, grate song LCB
WOOOO HOOOOOO *waves zippo*
Da Tree Peeps r da bestest peeps
clappity-clappity, LCB. Teh mod luk iz bak!
ooh!!! Awesum!!!
Ifinkso we is was past doo making u teh offishun musickal direcktor here in Cheezland, LCB
*hands LCB a big shiny baton*
*bows*
*pokes hur eye on teh baton*
*narroes aiis*
wut r u hayden?
hayden?
we is all on teh opus and opus heer!
Whut’r wih hayden? Hmmm … lemme sea …
Appleiansus
Bearz (teh stuffded kynd)
Coconuts (a lubblollee buncha demz)
Deelishus noms
E …
ai herd dere wuz a bach in teh bak
or mebbe sum beef in teh oven?
but in MY pan, natcho pan!
ai jsut cant get a Handel on dis sichuashun…
OMG FTW!!
Muss rite a chopin liszt
ooh, a two-for-wun, nise wun anni
Ai doanoes wut WP diddid wif mai uvver noet – ai did sae ‘Brava!!! Brava!!!!’ and gibbed yu mennee clappitees erliur, an nao ai sez ‘Brava!!!! Brava!!!!” an gibs yu lawts moar clappitees, cos dat wuz wunnerful!!!! Yew sew gud at songs, LCB!
*jumps upndaon wif enfoosiasms, appl-odding wildlee an wissuling… er, traiing tu wissul, kittehs nawt so gud at it*
Clappity, clappity, brava, brava. Yew iz teh clebber nd full of teh win nd ossim, LCB.
Iz grate song, LCB. I enjoys it muchly.
Skwirrlols are sew much funs!
Aw, thx to everybuddy who said something nice instead of just pointing out errors.
This was a vry hard song to rite but I wanted it to be nice for teh skwirls on their speshul day.
U see, a skwirrl saved my life in ‘Nam once. Wait, it was in Boise. And it was a chipmunk. And it really just kinda sat there and looked cute. But… skwirrls. Yeah. WTG. Whoo! *nods*
Waz bery gud sawng, nd aifinks awl teh skwirrls nd friends ov skwirrls aprreshe8s it.
*gently remooves bag of nips* *whispurrs* ai fink she’s had enuff.
kitteh izz Meem Grrrrl, aifinkso
stoopy fingrrz – shud bih MEEN Grrrrl, obbeyusslee
*blaimz badd typeetypee awn fakt taht ai midz a mannykyoor … yeah, tahtz itt – ai nidz a manykyoor*
oh noes SPLORT WARNIN!!!!!
that’s just harsh, kitteh
You know how rude doze beautiful wunz can bee…..dey fink we doan be az gud as dem…just cuz dey are so purty….her momma needs to giv her a gud talkin to, I finkso.
yup. pretty is as pretty does, kitteh.
wii’ll see haow shii feelz wen hur hooman fergits tew opin teh doar wen iz rayinin! an dere is mudd awl obbur…
Yu haz a big “L” awn yur forehead too!
*runsinwifakwikness*
am ai layte??
*runs obbur tew sg… hedbonk hedbonk hedbonk*
WII LUBS OWR SKWIRRL!!!!!
{{{{jk2k}}}}
Oh yeah Snowball? Well did yew hear abowt teh Nordic Goddess dat took her cat tew Walmart aftur accidentally cutting awf her butt handlol wif teh lawnmower coz she herd dey wuz teh largest retayler in teh wurld?
[waves]
Happy SAD {{{skwirrlgrrl}}}
ohai!
*waves back*
how u is?
*hands nc66 two stiks and a rubber band*
this is for teh contest, latur!
*stikks wun googly-eyed skwirrlee stikker awn eech uv NC66′s lensis awn his sunglassis*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to .OrNj_ an fishykitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an happee skiwwrl appreshyaishun day to all teh skwirls an rodints owt tehr!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, an my faymuss frooty nut bred!! also frooty party punch, iskreem, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif rubber toy skiwrlss taht go skweeky skweek, rokky an bullwinkle dvds, kandee, an fuzzy skwirll stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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oooh! nut bred!! and luk at all teh kewl stuffs!!
*takes one of everyfing and runsawayfast*
Happeh birfday!!!!
*yoinks lotsnlots uv stikkers an runs arown madlee stikking tehm awn ebreefing in reech*
*stikks wun awn nicewitch’s nose an wun awn teh cween’s 4hed an wun awn LCB’s berry mod owtfit*
*Lukz approvinglee at sef in mee rawr
I luk so pritty!!! Fankeez, PK!!!
*luks in mirrer, an gigglols*
Fankees, P-K – is reminduring mii ob teh oarfling bebbeh skwirrl ai raezd an rileest a cupple ob yeers agon. Is lawng enuf agon dat ai moastlee ownlee meremburs teh gud bits, an moast ob teh skars doant sho in publik.
Sharp lil teefs, skwirrls haz tehm!!!
Lukkee lil skwirrlee.
An klausis – doan foargitting awl doas klausis!!
*shuddurs wif a membree*
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
*stikks a skwirrl stikker awn teh bf’s wand*
*runs in wifaquickness* I has sordid nuts
Almondz
bra-silly nuts
Cashewez
filburtz
hazelnutz
Kola nutz
Macadameia nutz
pee-canz (if ewe open teh canz they getz ewe wet)
Pee-nutz
Happi Squirlol appreciation dai!
*snerk*
Wen ur commint nawt-sekkind shewd awn mai skreen, awl ai ceed wuz teh nawt-sekkind lion, an ai wuz abowt tu offuring mai simpafees ….
*gigglolsnerk*
HRRMPH! Shih teenkz shiz awl taht anna bagga cheepz … butt(!!) itz lyk Juj Joodee sez – “byotee izz onlee skyndeap, butt(!) fuglee goze daoun tu teh boan”
a bagga chipz?? whair??? wut kind?? I lubz sum chipz!!
i haz bringd peekan piz too. i kno tehr iz alreddy sum heer, but i alwayz sez, yoo kan nebber habbing too many peekan piz.
Happitayle Skwirrl Appreshiashun Dae to orl teh skwirrls nd egspeshilly ower own belubbed Skwirrlgrrl. We noes haz teh skwirrls heer in Eensy Weensy Noo Ziland butt (snikr) ai haz feeded tehm in TTI – tehy is teh cyoot.
Ai brings a chocklit pavlova wib slysis of alminds nd kiwifroots, nd sum hunny-rostid peenutts, nd sum spicee-rostid peenutts, nd sum orinj nd hunny glayzd makadamier nuts.
no skwirrls???
*faints*
Jus fink – ifn yu bisits der, yu’d bee teh ownliest wun, eeben MOAR yooneeker dan yu awlreddee is! Peepuls wud lion teh streets, an gasp wif teh amayzd wen yu went bai.
Nawt dat wii doant du dat nao, ob cors …..
Oh yesh yesh yesh. Plz to kum to EWNZ,skwirrlgrrl. Plz plz plz plz plz. Yew kin stae at mai haws nd we kin do koloring in nd stuffs…
*finks ob dressing up inna skwirrl soot to bisiting kimkiwi*
*TCW runs in wivikwiknees*
Ia brott mai faborit: wite choclit chip an macacacadaniams kookies.
tu deh tune uv “I Love Paris”
Ebree tyme I luk down on dis liddlol skwirrl
Wezzer bloo oar gray be hur aiz
Wezzer lowd b hur cheerz oar soft b hur teerz,
Moar and moar due I realize:
I lub skwirlolz in deh springtyme.
I lub skwirlolz in deh fawl.
I lub skwirlolz in deh wintur wen dey hustlol.
I lub skwirlolz in deh summer wen dey bustlol.
I lub skwirlolz ebree moment,
Ebree mow ment uv deh year.
I lub skwirlolz, Y, O y duw I lub skwirlolz?
Bekuz dey am so dear!
aw…! thats sew sweet.
you has a talent!
eben G raffz lubz skwirrlz!!
we has a flavr!
Fankies to effurry bodies for remindinging mii whut skwirrls haf done taht wii appreesheate. Ai wyl go pelt one wif nutz rite naow.
Doan forgetting tu pelt teh gurl skwirrls, tu! O waet — ai thot yu wuz saeing ‘pet’ but ders a ‘L’ in der, int der? Dat cant bee gud — cannit??
*runs in wif a kwikness* Hooray for skwirrls! Hooray! We lubbs them, oh yesh we duz!!! Hip hip – HOORAY!!!!
I raises a glass of bubbly in yor honor. To teh skwirrls!!!! *lifts glass, drinks*
*runs owt wif a kwikness*
note to self: someday I need to remember to tayk off this krismus hat! *skampers owt*
*stikks a googly-eyed skwirrl stikker awn gremlin awn teh way bai*
but it lukkingz sew festive!!
Mii tew!
ackshully a very fitting triboot.
gremlin ackting liek a skwirrl, I means.
Happee Skwrrl Appreesheeashun Day!!! We can haz lots of teh dezzerts sew ai bringed mai fabrit entree wif teh nuts!! Penne wif Chicken and Pesto and Pine Nuts! *LOW brings in teh HYUUUJ bowl of teh pasta wif garlik bred nd parmesan cheez* Dig in ebbrywun!!!
*runs bai an stikks a fuzzy googly-eyed skwirrl stikker awn LOW’s nose*
Oooo!! Fankies!!! *LOW luks cross-eyed at hers nose nd falls ober.* HALP!
Cin we get sum uv tohse cowboi fyremens in kilts daon heer tu halp LOW? Her haz falled ober!!!!!
*kwiklee fawls daon neks tu LOW*
Mii tu! Halp mii, fyremens, halp mii!
**fliez in wiffa kwikness, trailing a banner dat says, in glidderee leddurs:
HAPPY SKWIRRL PREESHEEAYSHUN DAY!**
Sawree ai iz layte tu teh pardee! Ai DU preshiate skwirrls! Dey iz sew fun tu wadsh, running heer and dere, an dey halp teh burdees dat donut fly sew gud by nokking the burdseeds ontu the grownd outta the feedurs, and dey leebs the berry sharp shells on yur owtdoor furneechur sew yu iz reminded tu kleen it up, and and and, um, ai will fink ov moar latur. **nods**
Sew, ai haz brotted the skwirrlgrrl, an inee oddur skwirrls ai haz not met, and awl teh merengue skwirrls, lubbly giffed bags kontayning ov sordid nutz and seeds and berrees and sum shinee fingz tu chase, and peenut buddur cubbered pine cones dipped in burdseed (a particular favorite of Burrginia skwirrls) wif pretty ribbons tu yewz in yur nests!
oh DERE u is, burd!
well fankee for teh, er, um, thots! and don’t forget teh otter stuff teh skwirrls do.. liek improving ur driving skillz, and makin shure ur brakes is werking gud!! Ur safetee in mind, they has it!
Am eye too lates fur teh pardee?
*brings in skwirrl entertainment senter, compleet wif fun toys to play wif, an always open nut bar, and kilts, if needed.*
*scampurrs thru an stikks a fuzzy skwirrl stikker awn PH’s beek an wun awn BL’s cheek*
fankee fur teh fuzzy skwirrl stikker, p-k! It’s bery warming.
it’s never too late for kilts!
Psst! Skwirrlgrrl! Heer’s a liddul extra sumfing fur you!
*passes to skwirrlgrrls a liddlol black buk of addresses of teh Skotsmens willing to model teh kilts. Also, fon nummers of cowboys whilling to model chaps*
Wiff oar wiffowt jeens
O! And ai bringdid shurtz fur ebereewun, sewz we kin awl say, “hey, bean dere, dun dat, gawt teh tee-shurt.”
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AWSUM
omcc…WANT!
It eben hazza blakk skwirrl!!! (Iz mostlee what we haz heer… teh grey skwirrls here be nawtsomuch grey akshullee).
Drats! Ai’m late to teh partee az ushual… but bringing in some blue buckets ov gentlee roasted pinon nuts from the high plains of New Mexico, and a blakk skwirrl pixure in honor ov owr skwirrlgrrl-
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(Sorry, Ai still hazn’t learnt to embed teh links yet).
awww!!! fanks lungdoc!!