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Oh! Pore kitteh!
oh, teh porosity!
conga rat hula shuns, annipuss!
Thx, sp!
is not pawsible!!!!!!!!!!!
wait, izzit fud *for* goggie, or fud made *from* goggie?
“it’z a cuuk buuk!”
heh, twilight zone ref?
here’s one: the lady of the grene kirtle invites you to the autumn festival…
Sir Gawaine, ie fink?
or is that from Narnia?
yup! “To Serve Man”
OH teh horror
err akshully…….. OMCC!
kitteh wuz so freaked owt, sed rong fing!
CC waivz hes majik paw an teh fud turns inta CATFUD!
Oh, I luv CC! Allwais doin gud for kittehs
oh the hyooooooooge mannatee!!!
GMTA nennepus! and conga rats to awl uv us!
It was the only logical response the kitteh cud have to that horror storree…
Here – have sum champayn!!
Skål for grate mynds!
don’t mind if ai du!
*clinkee*
*drinkee*
hmmm, miet nawt haz a grate miend at de moamint (tu ful ob mewsik!), butt(!) ai wud reely liek a glars ob dat champayn!! *taeks wun graisfully*
Skål, Nennepuss an orl!
*NEKS IT* *luks slitely embarist*
aifinkso ai nieded dat!! cheirs Cheezpeeps!
oh nooooooes! teh huge manatees!!!
Wow – It iz a fivewayz tie!
Orinj tuxee kitteh haz no good noms in cubberd. Two bad.
“Meh!”
“Ai wood jes hab wuteber she wuz habin’ N-E-way.”
“It ain’t liek teh bald monkeys eber starve demselves.”
“Watch dis.”
[kitteh sticks face in momma's glass ob milk]
*slurp*
mmm! hooman glas uv meelk oar waddur iz alwais teh bestest!
*slurp slurp*
ai habs a solu….sawloo…. a anser tu teh prawblem dat kitteh habs. Evethemulticatmom juss faonded a pickshur ob a cheezburger caek! Iz wundermuss! *sets aot cheezburger caek wif enuf littlol plaets fur ebbrywun*!
OOOhhh! Yu shar de repicee?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
oops – forgot to say fankyoo.
*whispers*
an den…….. da V-E-T slowly waulks owt ub da kornir…..wif a thermomyter in himz hands…..
@@@@!!!
gud wun Mitts! awl mai burgerz r belognz to u!
OHAI EVERYWUN!
Plz to remember that teh next lol we will has a partee for our furst annual ICHC Nashunal Skwirrl Appreciashun Day!!
We can has fuds and funs! And remember… rodints is our frends!!! So feel free to bring prezzies or shinees or firemens if you wants.
And we’ll has a nut toss wif prizes! It’ll be BYON of corse… we has a small budgie at Skwirrl Sentral u knows… so plz make sure u doesn’t forget to bring ur nut of choise!
{skwirrlgrrl} happee ICHCNSAD!!
*whisspurrs* whut, u has a budgie? can ai see? it do enny trix or ennyfing?
shure! it’s very gud a stretching!
and sumtiems, bouncing fings!
ooh ooh but its best trik is balansing!! but that’s onlee on speshul occashuns…
Oal Muvver Hubbird wentz tu teh kubberd
Tu getz hur poor kitteh sum fud …
Wen shih gawt teihr teh kubbird wuz teh bair,
Adn kitteh sed “Tihs noe izz gud”
… wairupawn kitteh shredifyed Oal Muvver Hubbirdz anklolz
LMAO!!!
LOL ainfinsko dat endin bee berry troo!! (eeben iff a bitt cloas tu de boan!)
Bin dere. Hadd dat dun. Purr Muvver Hubbird. Wuz a onnist mistayk. Furgotz da fud inna shoppin kart.
So kitteh went out
an he walkt down the street
to his udder old lady
who givz him lotz of high quality protein an hed scratcheez an stuff.
De end.
lol soo funny!!! =]
Da horrir! Da horrir!!
Ahem! (OT) Ia haz a nouncement–Ia haz a job innerview tomorrorrorrorrow. Iz not zactlee wat Iz wuz lukin for, butt(!) Ia wud be glad to haz it. Plz, Ia can haz beems n prayrs? Kthnxbai.
Guud luck tew u twocatwoman!!! *Beems Beems Beeeeeeeems*
*beemsbeemsbeemsbeemsbeemsbeemsbeems*
Here – have sum shampayn for gud luck!!!
Skål!
Ites prays for you tcw. Member smile lots and have fun. Smell good but not too good(cinineemmm works real guud). Go wif da attitude tat you love life first. (De see tis).
{{{{{twocatswoman}}}}}}. for lucks.
Good luck! And beemz to you
I sent hugs and you peeps sends beams duh.. Not in the loop.
hugs is awsum, beems is awsum…its awl good!
BEEMS…BEEMS….BEEMS
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fibeeeguls iz rite…lottsa smilols (et aproprieet tiems) an iffin yu ware da pleh prefooms kepe it beri beri lite
Ai pursunally haits ani prefooms – speshiully da “seggsy” wuns – dey mai smel gud fro an minuet butt den dey gibs meh hedake…ai wud nebbur hiur sumwun hoo woar stronge prefooms… lite jazmin, banilla oar grapefrutes ars nawt to badd
an fink pausitib thots….yu kan due et!!!
{{{beemsbeemsbeems adn gud thawtz tu yu}}}
>beems…beems…beems<
ai alsoe haz teh wurdz wif Ceeling Kat awn ur behaf!
whut brainfire sed, un huh! aifinkso two!!!
Yu iz heerbai beemifyed. An ai howps yoo gett zackly da kine ob jawb yu reelly wud liek. Gud lukk.
Beems in bigz bits ant byts. ah gotz a boz now too. Is not xackly wat ah wahnted eever but iz $$$.
Ai sending mai bestist thots an beems an mennee hugs tu yu! Member dat Cheezpeeps lubs yu!!
Ai doan lyke skarree storees! Can u reed ‘Goodnite Moon’ insted?
Don’ eet de goggie fuds, you turn into de GOGGIE!!!!!
OH NOES! Dat bery skeery indeds.
Nawt as bad as beein stuffd into a baskitt,put in the box awn wheels an beein takin to teh eebil place taht smells of smelly fings..tehn beein put in anuvver cage then goin to sleep an wakin up wiv bits missin…..
..
Reeves an Mortimer had dis eggspeeriense yestiddy….
ooh – they groes up so fast!!!
..they sure duz
No Ill effeks frum Sir Jury,cept…Ewweee stinkeeee poops tihs mornin.
They played like loonies,eetid like piggies an wus happitayl to be hoam lass nite..today tehy has slept moastly….hijinks at bedtime ifinkso
Is Bob’s tern nekst weeek, awn Friedegg. Ai SEW lukking frowad tu hassing teh hows wif noe hoarmoans innit!!
oh, ai iz glad to heer it too!
Akchuwali, sum of the kittehs like the goggie fud.
no…no..no…no…fuds??????
Iz too skarry….can kitteh sleeps wif yoo tonite? After yoo goes shoppings, uv coarse… (cheezy poofs, toona, catnips — you knows teh list…)
… adn elebbenty kanz uv gushifud … adn doant getz teh cheep stufz, neever!@
Douz yoo fink elebbenty will be enuf? Better gets elebbenty five — yoo might wants to have friends over!
Y WorPress eats mah werds? Y? ! ? 1 #
weirdpretzel hazz dun taht tu awel uv uss atz wuntym oar anuvver aifinkso
Ohai cheezpeeps!
ai iz bak hoym, ben berree busee, adn nauw nedez eh napp!
odeer, odeer, odeer!!! awl uvva sudin itz has gawt beriberi darkz heer – izz blak azz teh hynjis uv baismint owtsyd, aifinkso … adn tehre’z teh fundurr adn teh lyteneng … izz teh SKARREE!!
*runzwifakwiknes adn dyvz unner teh beddydye tu hyd wif teh dusbennehz*
Shhh, u be’s okay
{{{Italiana}}}
OK last nite we try and resolves the 3 kittehs, one hooman, one bed sichuashun…
suggest to hooman he try sleeps one side of bed an kittehs sleeps in line on uther – top, middel bottum. This works OK for 30 mins until human abruptly rolls ober taking duvet and blankies wit him and flips kittehs off bed…
we discusses aiding human to moshunless sleep by using meditation, lited candles and big rubber mallet but decides tis contraveens helth und sayfty (his)…
smudgie (yawns)
pore smudgie……..bobvioslee yu deed nawt git nuff sleap lass nite!
haz yu triud hazzin da hoomin sleap diagunilly? dis leafs rume et tawp ob bedd fro kittehs dat prefurr pilloes an rumes et da bottims fro kittehs hoo liek cubbers…. yu shud alsew trane da hoomin tu waik upp befro dey moobs to prebent ani dizturbince ob sleapin kittehs…..hoomin wil git yoosed tu dis…truste meh
yu goes an haz nuther napp nao
purrhaps hooman cud bee “perswaded” tew sleep awn teh floorz, thus leevin teh whole bed fer teh kittehs, as it shud bee.
has u thot about tempting him off teh bed wif wied skreen TV and offuring him fermented bevrages??
oh smudgie, yu shud ask yur hooman tu talk tu me – mai kittehs haf traynd me bery well. ifn dey ar comfee adn asleep on teh bedd, ai donut move AT ALL fur feer uf wayking dem. dis is teh cays eben wen dey is asleep on mai hedd, wich seems tu be a knew fayvrit spot…
tanks evereewun ai see how it goes tonite. we catches up on sleep wen hooman goes to wurk but we onlie has twelve howrs to catches up before he comez back.
yay! i’m just made the 80th comment!
NOOOOOOO! da horor!
LOL! the kitty has to eat dog food. a fate worse than death.
this is so true it’s funny
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!