
THE LAST THING YOUR CAR KEYS SEE BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR
kittehs ar da leased likli supspects
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THE LAST THING YOUR CAR KEYS SEE BEFORE THEY DISAPPEAR
kittehs ar da leased likli supspects
Picture by: Jenn T. Caption by: mistressred via Poster Builder
no !! nd ai cannut dribe
wibbowt tehm, dat iz !!
Congrats PB. Did u put a hex awn mai PC? It fruzz up juss az teh noo lol arribed!
Thx Anni !! No, ai fink awl ob uz combien tu oberload teh cheezpress !!
Ai wuz juss lukky, ai gess !!
It tukk ayjis fur teh commints boks 2 cum up!
Ive bean wotshign teh status bar (if u hav it clikt on teh veiw menu) nd tehre ar sew menny serberz, itz nawt funneh !! Ai gess teh part ob teh scrip taht maiks teh cawmintz box wuz delaid !!
Iz awl a gess, obcorse !!
Brane nawt werkin 2dai! Iz dat teh wun dat sez “reedin dis dat an teh uvver” an ebenchoolee sez “dun”?
*nodnodnod* sumtiems those ad-serbers tayk forebber and block for the propurr stuff to load…
Ai haz ad blokk, soe ownlee data frum chhezburger, word press etc. but dere seemz 2 be a lawt!
*tinee voyce*
halllpppppppppppppppp
kawt bihtwin a cat adn a nupp howlstirred playse …
lol!
whether to be sukked into teh cowch, or end up wif teh pointee ends….
kynda remyndifies mih uv teh Shel Silverstein pome/lirrik abowt “OH Ai’m beeyen swaloled bai an bowwa konstriktikaytur … ONOES!!”
dat iz teh qwestshun,
Weather iz noblelololr in teh drawr
tu hydez teh keys
oar wif a big hook tu posts dem in kitchenn
* Shakespaire ob cushunz luukin foar teh keez !! *
Gud wun Angelwaits !!
Ai KNOES tehy wuz heer yestiddae! …
Gon!
Ai think this iz where also haz gone mai dottirs phone, and de channel changur, and and…
Ai pr9missed self wud get wun of dose finder-fingies if Ai founded phone. Found it, knowz were iat iz rite nao, but (!!) hasn’t bot finder-fingie. After awl, Ai knowz were it iz….
finder fingies??
Ohai Leeza! *big wet slurpee schmoo*
EW!Ohai!!How u is?
Shamwow? Or Slapchop?
Nao nao! Noe violins! … erm… Wut’s a Slapchop?!?
itza fingie taht teh shamwow gie selz awn teh teevee – yu puttz teh vegebubblols ins itz adn givz teh tawp a slap, adn itz chawp upz teh vegebubblolz – oar atzleest tahs whut himz sez
Ooh! Ai sea! Soe… yu hav tu SLAP it rite? Den eet chops… hmmm… Yeh, dats purrtee violint awlrite!
Yabbut – yu onlee slapz adn chopz fings lyk unyums adn karewhuts, adn maiB teh odd musheerume hear adn tehre … soe myt bih a wae tu werk owt frustermicayshuns, aifinkso …
*taik TAHT, karewhut! … adn TAHT! and TAHT*
yu slapz awae, adn tehn yu feals kalmur … ADN yu hazza sallud … adn ifz yu kallz in teh neggst elebbenty minnitz tehy wyl sendify yu TU …
*wandurrz awae mumbloleng …*
Sum iz flashin lites, an sum goez beep beep here Ai am!
Maykez surch liddle eesieer.
Oh, um.
Iz second part were U pushes buttopn for “kees” oar “phone”, can haz severll ubvttins, an den teh corpd chorus corrusca matchin finder-fingie lites, oar beeps.
Ai finkz dey are still maykin demz.
Mah Daddie botz wun ob dose kee finder fingies.
He losted it.
Mah Mommie laffed bout dat fur monfs.
He nebber did finded itz.
cud be wurse. Cud be toylet involbed.
Oar a street drane!
*is bowled over by pb’s commint*
* Iz throne tu teh grownd bi teh skwirrlolz cormint !! *
Wel, teh numbah wun fing ai got tu du riet nao iz … go to bed !! Bai !
I jest cum in and we b loo-sing u awlreddy!?
Ohai and obai!
Dis fred haz gon rite doun teh pan
yep. it’s really draining me.
yu meen taht sumwun wuz looken a liddlol flooshed?
mebbeh ai shud vacuum under there moar often… I haven’t seen those keas for weeksweeksweeks!
tahtz okae – ifz yur kar izz ennefing lyk myn, teh kees r problollee mayken teh frendz wif teh dussbunnehs bai nao, aifinkso
at least my car is nuffink liek this wun!!!
YIKESES! Teht kud problollee fyndify Amealya Errheart and Jimmee Hawffa in tehre!
Ohai efurrybudy!
ai’s gonna do sumfing naise fur teh ladee what rescued teh kitten in yesturdai’s video. Ifn yu want to halp, e-meow me at arrani at wildmail dot com fur deetails.
huggls to all!!
LCB kitteh is steelin ur shinys.
ohai, cheezfrends! dis iz teh phunnee movee ov teh kitteh drinking at teh fawcet:
silleh kitteh!!
Dere hav tu bii easier ways tu gets a dwink!?!
aifink dis kitteh iz mebbe not 2 smert. Him needz remeedyal drinkin or sumfin….
Ai cud yooz a remeedyal drink oar 2!
*sits at teh desk nekst tu anni in R101-Remeedyal Drinking*
Du yu fink der’ll bee lawts ob tests an kwizziz an hoemwurk an stuf? Ai hoeps sew!
Yikes!! Hurtz tu see awl dat watter goin awayz!!
Mai Rnge kitteh lets it run awf side of fayce, but nawt so lavish az dis!!
Iz sunlight in MushAgin!! letz dansdansdans!!! Wayer iz all da cheezpeeps? iz time to sillybrate!!
Iz u in teh Mitten State ???
Whereabouts ???
ai is on da westie side, in da Grand Rapids–land ob coldsnowz adn darkness, aise adn da cabin fevvers
Aiz heer, iz clawdy awtside an maybee sum rayne todai.
otay den!! Ai dansdans dansitty dans by maiseff!!
yay, is da sun-shiny day!! oh, happitaylday! iz da sun oot?
u becha it iz!
oh dansdans dans.
twiroll to da lef and skate to da rite, da sun iz oot adn ebryfing iz brite!!
*aifinkso ai doan get oot enuff….*
dansdansdnas away….
Slippee graycefullee across teh tyle floar
Slippee graaycefullee in otter direkshun
– carefull watch awt for teh
– oh noes!!
— kitteh wuz sleepin dere! Wuz!
Sorree, kitteh!! Comez bak an forgivez me!
ai hazza happe foar yu, melia! Ifz ai hadded noed taht yu wuz inz teh dawrk in MushAgen, ai wudda bokseded upp sum Flolridda sun adn sendifyed itz tu yu … adn teh saym foar enneepeep hoo izz inz teh dawrk koald norflandz uv teh cheezeplannit – teh koald hazz goan frum heer, adn wih haz plentee uv sunn tu shair.
Can you make it 75 degrees here in Dee-troit?
kthnxgetsreddytoplayowtside.
sowree m- noe kan du taht eeben heer in teh Flolrida – wih haz teh sunnyshyn adn itz priddee wram heer konsydurreng, butt(!!) itz onlee abouwt 60 deagrease heer – myt bih teh warmurr in Myammy, butt (11) tahtz a loang wae frum heer.
Fang kew Italiana!1!! Yer naym alone makes me feel da warm! Send sum Tusk Enny and some Florida sunz too!!
Iz gud ai dansed–da dammit! sun iz gon alreddy–
Keys and socks. Kittehs gud fur hiden both!
Fank CC! Nao Ai knows Ai iz nawt crazy, oar even incopt comp incent messed up!!
sillee kitteh. keez can no si.
Hao yu noes dis? Is yu a kee??
*hassa egg sited, cos ai nebbur tawkd tu a kee bifoar*
Yez, I iz a kee. Wut yu liik tu no?
Wud yu lock at taht !! A torkin kee !!
Are u sure she’s knot called Allen?!?
ai kanz knot tork, ohni tipe. ai am ah tipin kee.
Nope–dey wates til u iz as leep adn den goes fru da hows adn colekts ebbryfing–da keez, da remoter, da elebenty monies you left out 4 lunch–Poof–dowen da couch, in da heat duks, unter da fridge. Adn dey fink itz a funnee!!
Whut a dumm way to spell wurds. Ush a dikshunery if yu cant spell.
I never knew happy cat stole things… bad kitty.