When Carla asked for a boat for Christmas, she had expected it to come with oars and a guy to row for her. *sigh*
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wants to get her own fish dinner!
Conga Eels Carosue.
Wii can haz hawt choklit adn chokklit possums?
yesh we kan!
Oar at leest haz teh tunas awlreddee catched.
Oar drivez da boat to Redd Lobster.
siz wherz me slavz
stroke, stroke, stroke
kitty cantz do it a lonz
OOOOOO neber ben diz clos to naugt 2nd. i habs a fant!! swoonz face paw!
*Throws cowld wadder on Maxmommy so she nawt fant*
*Pushes swoonin chair underneef to catch herz*
tnx pj
doz bestest blanche in ‘streetcar named desire’. muzt depnd on da assost ub strangerz swoooonz
Conga rats on yor not sekund, Carosue!
wanted a pea green boat compleat wiff owl.
I daytid a gui who hadda floresint green car.
Teh nawt-sekkund tiem hur saw it, mahm sed, “Sumwun peed awn himz car!”
Wuz it teh AMC Gremlinz?
No. It wuz 71 Dodge Dart Swingur.
It had flaymz owtliend in yellol awn teh sidez. Wuz a Mopar trofee winnur in itz prevyus lief.
Luuked alot lyk dis car.
I wunst haddah Darge Dot but it didn’t look nuffin lyke dat . It looked lyke a car my dad wooden drive acause it weren’t cool enuff fer hims. It looked lyke an old lady car.
Dats a reel mussil kar!! Y bak n teh dai, twuz E Z 2 B lukin kool inna dis 1.
Kooler naw, itsa classik!
Mai cuzin hadid a charjer, it wuz teh kool…erly sebenty…brite orinj (nawt poyzin tho)
An hunny, an plenny ub munny, rapped ups in teh five-powned noat.
YEAH!!!!!! A poetry buff! Nobuddy seems to knows no poetry ennymoah. I doesn’t know who yo is Ivory Bill but I like you alreaddy!
How about: “Shoot if you must this old grey head but spare yer countries flag, she said”
or “tlot, tlot, came the highway man…”
and danced by the light of the moon the moon and danced by the light of the moon
OMCC, teh floof!
WANT!!!!
Red! How you iz? we has a tye fer fiff!
Ohai, Judson!
I can has a fiff? It’z been a “day”.
Congradulashun to judson and redd for der fiffs; also onerable mention to Maxmommy fer da close butt (!) no cigar award.
stilz da hap, hap, haies!!!
*Drinks frum fiff in sillehbration* Pleh. *Makes choklet martoooneees fer everyone* Cheez!
yumz!!!! lubz da ckoklet martoooooooooooonnnneeeeez!
wantz da snorgle?? much floof. thhhhtz!
wantz da floof!
Here U beddur tayke dis Snorglol snorklol. When you YOINK dis kitteh U gunna need it.
Me? YOINK a kitteh?
**innosint luuk**
Narrows eyes at rhsb- whut abowt dem tew floofy calikos frum lass weekweekweeks lols, hmm?
I donut finkso I kno wut yoo iz tawlking abowt!
Carla wates fur YNG tu cum tu hers reskew!
Hur needz to put hur paw up by hur forehed, a la Penelope Pitstop an say “Halp! Halp!”
See?
Oakay, see, dis nawt wurk.
Ah is standed fur free hole daes an skreemt “Halp! Halp!” an nebber did eben WUN YNG cummed tu mai reskew!
Sawy butt (hee hee) yer bean two spesifik. Iffen yew insist upon YNG then sumtymes yew gots to wate. Iffen yew are nawt upposed to MAOWGs (Middlol Aged Overwait White Guys) then yer guaranteed a reskew almose immedaiate. We MAOWGs are alwaeys eager fer a chants to impress a yung lubley liek yerseff.
Hunny, at dis poynt in my lief, my onlee rekwiremintz iz: mayl, breevin, an ovur twenn-wun!
Snerk. Da anti-cougar.
Nebber did git enny NAOWGs neever.
Ah has a depresst.
Ooops — dat was meaned tu b MAOWGs.
Nao has a ‘barresed.
we MAOWGs is always innersted in a babe who is bareassed!
*gibs YNG set uv orrs anna fishin powl an sendz hims tu halps Carla*
Isdat a fishin powl?…
Or iz yoo jes happitayle to see me?
*Skips off to NB*
wich wun?
*joyns pj at teh NB*
wich wun wat?
dunno iffen ai cans ansur taht…
U needz to be bery spusiffik abowt wishes, kitteh.
afinks sumwun wuz playin “core rupt ay wysh”.
now der is an ebil laff, u becha. Iz dat pawl lindycat?
Holy mackeral!
Zzzzzzz…..huh? wut?…oh, yew startlold meh.
Wuz goin’ on?
Lemme guess.
Carla iz doin’ some sublime sole serching.
Did I jes see wut I thot I jes seed?
It wuzzn’ meh. Dats my story adn ai yam stikkin tew eet.
Oops! Ai mean…
Praps. Wut did yew see?
I seen my fren!
**SCHMOO**
I has missded yoo.
Oh…er…um…yeah! Rite!
Dats wut I thot yew mint.
**SCHMOO** bak atchya.
hee hee! ai du teh ah toe mah tick deenyuls tu.
Giltee conshins?
Ai yam quite shur ai hab gno idea wut either ob yew awr talkin’ about. Dat river in Egypt wuz damned up wen ai gawt there.
[hides chain saw adn bag o' beaver kibble behind bak]
whu mi?? nawt at awl. ai iz innoscent cyoot an fuzzie.
**rollz up pantz legs**
Iz gettin deep in heer!
wel et woodunt bi iffen doze beevurs haddunt blokkt teh rivvur.
*bryngs red ay dinghy*
Folks, I lubs my kittehs….
I reelee, reelee, duz….
BUTT!
Rite now, I’d gibs ennyfing foar a trankwilizer gun….
I culd send yew sum ob owr rain.
It seems tew hab put awl mine tew sleep by teh fyreplace.
No fankyoo.
Wii has had 35 degreez an rane heer 2day.
Pleh.
Duz dat meen dem lieked teh vurchewal nipz ai sended dem via emaiow?
WUT?
Yoo iz rezponziblol foar dis?
**luuks at WRr wif a sturn**
**poars Red Bull in2 WRr’s goggies’ wadder dishis**
Whai U taeked teh sturn awf Carla’s bote? Naow hur nawt can has tuna oar sammun!!
Sammun chanted ebenin’…….
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna go to bed.
See y’all laytur!
CARLA?! Oooooo Kaaah……
Shurely dis is ginger cat = Carlos not Carla! Could be gaye kitteh
This is in SF yes? I love that cat!!!