
The gerbil had made fun of Sid’s bald spot for the last time.
ders nufin rong wif werin a wigs
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The gerbil had made fun of Sid’s bald spot for the last time.
ders nufin rong wif werin a wigs
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
oh noes…. not teh gerbil!!!
it’s toupeenful to fink about!
*heddesk*
Ow.
Wudda ya noe, shii wuz rite, it iz tuu paynful!!
*nod* *nod*
Mah Momcat izzint heer to kiss mah boo-boo. *sniff*
Wull it halp iffn Ai blo u a kiss?
Aifinkso, yesh.
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Dere!
A very rugged look.
Sid wigged owt wen da mousse teased
Hare peace; Bed piece.
road dentz iz ower frenz, not hare peesiz!!!
Corm granu lashingz, Leeza !!
you sure dat think on hims head is not one of those surly conga rats?
i knows!! furst tehy wants to eet us… then they hoomiliates us!! OH TEH HYTOOGEMANITEE!!!!
Speeking of:
OHAI EVERYWUN!
Plz to show up for our furst annual ICHC Nashunal Skwirrl Appreciashun Day!!
Tomorrow at teh 9 am cheeztime lol! (that’s 12 pm Westy Coast, 3 pm EST, 8 pm TTI… yada yada yada…)
Plz bring ur favorit nut (present companee accepted) and we will has some funs! Some kinda contest.. I’m still trying to think uv one… maybe a nut toss????
*whispers* Ai heer day maek gud stoo!
I wud appreesheate dat!!
hay! we will have to resind ur invitashuns if u keeps that up!!
Duz dis meen ur nawt maekin ennee stoo foar us?
Haz u lernt nuffin?
*slow, sad hedshaek*
Ai appreesheeyate u, Leeza (an teh rest uv teh skwirrlz, azwell). Such byootiful ploomage!
*handz ns a pair uv floofy skwirrl taylz tu put on hur handlebarz.*
Dey luk so pritty flying owt wen u ridez reel fast!!!
*puts cween on teh nawty list*
*and not teh GUD nawty list*
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I know you’re joking, but somehow that still brought actual tears to my eyes. Perhaps I’m a little over-emotional right now due to other things causing stress — but the thought (even though you’re joking) of someone mutilating helpless animals is quite upsetting.
You guys go on without me. I’ll be back in a couple of hours for the next lol.
*wipes leaky eyes*
Awwww……… {{{{{{NS}}}}}}} I dint meen tu upsetting u!!
plz tu furgibbing mii.
U noe ai lubs u, cweenmj.
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
{{{{{NS}}}}}
*gives cweenmj a meeningful luk*
ifinkso I has had days liek that too. a lot latelee, ackshully…. so tomorrow, let’s just has a fun partee, k? wich meens… u has to be nise to teh skwirrls, STN!
{{{{gathers ns and mj into a groop hug}}}}
OK, Ai pwomiss nawt 2 be nastee 2 morro…..
*joyns inn tu maeking teh hug groop biggur*
{{{{{{{nightshayde & skwirrlgrrl & cweemj}}}}}}}
{{{{{{ebreewun els hu needing an hug}}}}}}
Wii wil hassing teh gud partee tumoaro, an sae ‘STN’ tu stoopee RL foar awyol.
Hoo teech dem tu kuk?
Sid fikst him!
or, a-fikst him to hiz hed….
Dass wat Ai meened, but wud hab tayken 2 lawng 2 tiep!
az lawng az Sid wuz nawt Vishus …
aqz lawng az Sid wuzzint Vishus
stoopy wierdpretzel – didnawt poast mai nawt-sekkund cowmint … adn tehn poastifyed awl bofe uv tehm wenn ai redidded itz … adn uppawn taht noat, ai izz goeng hoam erlee, so ai wyl sae goonitez (gudafaturnunz, akshully) tu mai cheezepeepses …
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOS tu wun adn awl*
Best comb over winner!
Maeks a lubberlee hat.
du nawt taunt da BC!
Gerblolz iz frendz — nawt apparrul!
GMTA!!
Nawt iffen dey pesterz da …*whispers with face averted* … Basement Cat…
Basement cat does not take insults very well…
What I was thinking.
whachoo lukkin atz mih lyk taht furr?
U can’t see teh joyn!
Heehee! Beyond The Fringe ref, anni?
No, Morecambe and Wise (Brit comic duo) I think. Morecambe was always making out that wWise had a toupee.
Aha! Ai see. Then I suspect that when BTF used the gag, they were recycling M&W material. I’ll have to dig up more info about M&W– though I’m a big British-humor fan, I know very little about them! Thnx!
They were very popular for years – thier humour was not to my taste, but they always drew very large viewing figures.
Google has a lot of stuff about them.
Thnx again!!
ROFL(PMP)
Cat was liing on mai stomak.
>^;^<
Owie! One wantz tu bii kareful R’ing on teh F wiffa kitteh on teh stomak. Could haz freeform appendektomeez wif pointy enz, oyesh!
:snork: @ freeform appendektomeez wif point enz!!!!!!!!
I just LOVE the highlights!!!
maiks him luk sew mush yunger *nods*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEEE BURFDAY to Catmom, Lightchild79, Enna, an RoughRay2212 an evreewun esle hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, choklit-n-buttery swirl caeks wif brown shugar frosting, iskreem, frooty aprty punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif inflatablol gitars, rokk star wigs in punk rawk an hevvy metel styles so yoo kan being a big rokk star!! (curtesie of orientlol trayding co.), kandee, an fuzzy rodint stikkers wif googly eyes!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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ooooooo…… wut funz!!!
Putz fuzzy rodint stikkerz on mouse.
*Lukz up.
And happy burfday Lightchild79 adn catmom adn ebbreewun else!!
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♪ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♫ ☺ ♥ ♥ ♥☻:D ♪♥ ♥ ♥ ♫ ☺☻:D ♥ ♥ ♥
Hippo Birdeez 2 ewez!!!
Hippo birdeez 2 ewez!!!
Hippo Birdeez deer Cheezpeepz
Hippo Birdeez 2 ewez!!
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♪ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♫ ☺ ♥ ♥ ♥☻:D ♪♥ ♥ ♥ ♫ ☺☻:D ♥ ♥ ♥
* PB strolz in, pikz up a flatulent gitar, donz a rokstar wig, strikez a lowd noet adn a poze !! *
“Yor singen stinkz!”, teh croud yel !!
* Aftar teh air cleerz, PB returns tu sai “Happee Burfdai Foaks” !!
*
Thx Burfday Fairy !!
Ai scream foar brekkfust ?? Whi nawt !!
The Trump Cat!
iz Donalold Kat
But it looks so natchral! *covers mowth with paw to cover laffter*
I thouwt it WAS real!
Ai fink it wuz natchral to SUM kreachur…
akshully remyndifyes mih uv teh faik mynk hatmai grammacat woar tu churtch ‘wae bak wenn
yesh yu cannawt tells attawl.
dear dr agony arnt kitteh
we has problem wit sleepin arrangmentz – tree kitteh in howse and wun hooman, Normally two kittehs sleeps on bed with hooman and tolerates him moving about in nite but wen tree wants to sleep on bed – there be problem wit room esp if hooman moves about.
we haz suggested to hooman he try sleeping on floor for a nite to see if that solve problem but he stubbornlee refuse…what to do?
we do not wants to change hooman as tis wun broken in in all udder respeks…
ohai!
I is part of a 3 kitteh household… not sayin wich part… but but but but… omcc ur rite, there is NAWT room for 3 kittehs and a hoomin in one bed!
But ifinkso teh hoomin MUST get hims/hers sleep, so they can get up and goes to werk to pay for teh kitteh fuds. So teh kittehs are going to has to be teh ones to adjust, ifinkso. And teh hoomin shud not feel bad abowt that. Mabbeh teh kittehs will sleep on teh bed in rotashun… that’s how we has werked it out! Well, ‘cept when Gummi sneeks on early in teh morning..
Deer AS
Teh bestest tihng tu du iz get yor hyumin tu curl up in the tawp ob teh bed wiv himz neez neer himz chest !! Yu cud put huney awn himz fumb sew hi bekumbs yoozd tu sleaping wiv hiz fumb in hims mouf !!
Teh bed wil nao hab ruum foar fiev oar siks kitteez tu slepe wel !!
EEzy prollem to solve.
Kittehs divide up territorree..
Wun kitteh curl arowd hooman nekk…
Wun kitteh sleep on hooman belleh/bak…
Wun kitteh sleep between hooman feetz–this kitteh best bii teh heaviest wun, so az to pin hooman to teh bed, so nawt rollaround so much.
Adn any kitteh taht fallz (or is pushed/dropt) offa teh bed inna nyte, must immejitly jump bak up on teh bed, so hooman nawt gets funnih ideaz abowt displacin teh proper ownerz ov teh bed, aifinkso.
Deer Dorablol Smudge,
I finso u shud try teh rotayshunning kitteh manmoover:
Two kittehs (A, & B) sleeping on bed wif hooman.
After hooman awl settloled in and sleeping, third kitteh (C) leepingz on bed adn playz race, race, race awl over bed adn human den layz down on bed. Kitteh A awlso playz race, race, race den hopz down tu floor.
After hooman awl settloled in and sleeping, kitteh A leepingz on bed adn playz race, race, race awl over bed adn human den layz down on bed. Kitteh B awlso playz race, race, race den hopz down tu floor.
After hooman awl settloled in and sleeping, kitteh B leepingz on bed adn playz race, race, race awl over bed adn human den layz down on bed. Kitteh C awlso playz race, race, race den hopz down tu floor.
Repeet until hooman desidez tu sleeping on floor adn awll kittehz haz plenty uv ruum on deh bed.
Yes, yes. Wii haz 3 kittehs and 3 bedrooms. Dis halp veri muchly wif sleepin. 1 kitteh per bedroom and hoomans sleep were ebber kittehs arn’t.
LMAO you peeps are crazy….
Yep! Grate, izn’t it!
Ar yu jus noetissing dis nao??
No lol….. I like it. Most of the times you peeps crack me up, all in a guud ways.
has yu tryed a biggur bed? dey du mayk wun cawled ay Calyfornya King wich iz berry big an myght has enuff ruum tu akkomodayt teh hoomin.
pleez to see below.
We hadded a Calyfornya King bed and still dere wuz bareloly rum fur 2 humanz and 4 kittehs.
ai wuz da human tu 4 kittehs. When da weaver gotted cawld, it wuz 4-kitteh nite. All nite ai be like mummy: too kittehs on each side, and wun wuz alwayz under da cobers. Sleeped alla nite in wun posishun. Ifn ai tried to turn ober, dey protested and den remade da mummy posishun.
Hmmm.., perhaps we ask hooman to buy the bunk bed…?
Or a bigger howse!
tel hoomin tu git an trundlol bed – dat kin goe unner da nawt sekkund bed an taik upp noe eggstra rume
bunke bed wood bee moar phun doe
ohaiyo♪ 2b fran: mi hat is warrm…. . .. …. .. …… …….hum. ………. . … ..
warm hatz am gud!!
OMCC, dis bringz bak memreez!
Yeerz ago, my brudder an I had lawng-hayred hampstur naymd Bob.
An oldur laydee at church had fuzzy hat dat hur wared awl wintur lawng.
My brudder an I alwayz sed dat teh laydee wuz warin Bob awn hur hed!
Mebbe kitteh iz frum Soviet Russia?
Luks lyk wun of teh hats I has seen dem ware…
Oar teh Davi Krokett hat? (Kan’t see iffit hazza stripey tayle on bakk ov hat oarnawt.) Teh foh racketycuunskin cap, verri styalish in teh fifteez, oyesh.
Oh grate, now I has eerwurm….
_That’z_ it. (Yu think yu gotta eerworm?? Ai waz singin this bit of doggerel wehn ai waz five yeerz old. All over teh howse. Oh, mai poor mama. Sometime Ai will has to ask her why she nawt frew me awai. Adn mai brotherz. Mamaz who just has to lissen to Little Mermayd adn Lyon King, nawt kno how good tehy hazzit.
)
da man who singed dis sawng wuz wun uv da regular stars on da soap operah “Days of Our Lives”.
Yep, thatz teh idea… ‘cept back wehn Fess Parker played Crockett, tehy left teh racoon faces off teh coonskin caps. (Ai alwaiz thought teh caps with the faces lookt more lyka skunk tahn a racoon…)
ai hadded wun tu.
Anna da Annie Oakley gun set, a Lone Ranger hat, and a broom stick horsie.
Basement Cat has one of the Deadly Sins: Vanity. (Although that might not be a sin for a cat… nor Sloth… nor Gluttony…)
Aifinkso, to a kitteh, teh hooman 7 D. S. are more like teh Seven Habits ov Hylee Effectiv Kittehs… or at least, of Highly Typical Kittehs…
sloth…check
pride…check
greed…check
wrath…check
lust & gluttony…hmmm…nawt sew shur deepends onna teh kitteh (an iffen tehy wuz tutored oar nawt)
envy…whut duz kittehs haff tu bi enveeus uv?? evvurywun elss is enveeus uv teh kittehs.
Alas, Ai’m finkin ov our own two kittehs at hoam; tehy nawt lykes eech other muchly, adn any tyme one kitteh gets any attenshuns, teh other kitteh getz a serious jealous adn causes trublz. Jealous nawt kwite prezatctly envy, but pretty cloase… So yu’r rite, ov corse, Keshet; teh kittehs nawt envee anyfing eksept other kittehs. For other species, teh kittehs has tolerants, oar skorn, oar occasional affekshun, but nawt teh envee. Agreed.
cat has tribble!!
two of the cutest things known to human and humanoid kind
Mai kitteh Shadow sez “Nao DAT is a basemint cat. Luuk at the ebil ize. Cors, teh kitteh have a rite 2 have an ebil, aftur wut teh gerbil sed.”
Mai kitteh haz a hurtee feelin cuz she iz basemint cat color.
Ai sez dis kitteh B vurry smartz to 2 tern teh problem n2 teh slueshun.
thats no gerbil! either a hamster or bunny… its waaaaay to fluffy! lol anyways….
I guess that gerbil had toupee for his mockery
dat r not gurbil.
dat r tribbul.
dat r not girbul.
dat r tribbul.