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i’ll get teh kamera!
eep! no kamras!
conned cat shoe lacings!
ai agree! noh camras!
Oh, nose! Sever splort alert!!!!111!!!!
Congradulations, carosue! *Danses ouwt ov da room to avoid luking at da cyute* *Titens geer* *Thinks ov piles of snow*
I donna hav no fur.
IZ yoo IZ or IZ yoo naught a MAMMEL?
Plz to put sumfin on.
yesh. we can’t bare it any longer.
Adn dats teh nekkid troof!
ai nood dat!
Ai iz haz’n a bald of a time!
mai iiis! mai iiis!!
Butt, I’d ravver go nekkid den ware fur!
me tew, red!
Yep!! Xcept fur da kitteh fur awn my clothes, leaved by myne kittehs kause they luv mii. rite? dey dew dat kause dey luv mii?
Um, sure 3KM, that muss be why!
dey noes dat noe owtfit iz kumpleet untill teh kitteh hayrs r awn it!
Dere, um, triing tu keepz yu warmz, datz it, yesh yesh yesh…. triing tu keepz yu warmz cos dey luvz yu soooooo mush.
My dogg Marty iz sleeping on my foot. Always my rite foot…sew dat part ob mii iz warm!
You sayed butt. Hee Hee!!
The National Splort Weathur Servis is ishewin a report for those who are vulnerable to pikshers of fuzzy l’il kittens. Plz to cover urself wit 50s bavvin cap and do your taxes in pencil.
And plz nawt to b finking ov da pinkee nosee and da pinkee….SPLORT!!
O no- ai iz nawt certifyed! But ai try to halp… scop scoop up braynes- rinse wif bubbly wadder- dump back in skull- dubble wrap wif dukky tape- new CHRG applyed. Nao- here iz a floofy blankie and sum hawt chocklit- plz to rest and think of math, ok?
Fankees, luvscatsva! *sips hawt chocklit* *thinks of math* Pleh.
*Snoglols in floofy blankie*
wuh woh!
wotodo wotodo wotodo???
wrings tendrils
i stil not has my CCC license since it twas revoeke’d yea, these many munfs.
*fwipfwipfwip* first aid
*goes tew kompyutr skanur an skans sum lysince ai fownd onna streat*
*fiddlols wif die-uls an nobs awn kompyutr*
*pwints owt noo CCC lysince wif SP’s nayme onnit*
*hans lysince tew SP*
aifink dis shud dew teh trik!
whoa! i nebber had a faek id/licence before!
*looks closely*
But… it has “sweetpea” onnit, and it says I am 4 feet tall, weigh 80 pounds, have black hair and brown eyes and am 87 years old; I must have married a Nirish man because my surname is Ohara. Oh, wait. That could be Japanese?
Snerk!
Der iz grate kiddehs’ storee where last bearz awn erf haz to wear “dreadful fur-hiders” to blend in wif hoomins in apartment tower. Dere iz happee endin, sorta.
Awwww!!
*holds on tite tu CHRG, and thinks about da fizical I haddid tudai*
Shew, that shuld stop enni splort.
heh, i finkso this is Dr Tinycat showin unpurrrfesional behavior, no?
*snerk*
ai kant stop luukin at da pikstur! sew kyoot! lookin’ aga–uh oh…. *splort*
ohnooooooes!!!
fwiipfwipfwip first aid until a purrfesional CCC driber can halp!
oh no ai try to halp- scoop up braynes-rinse wif bubbly wadder- dump back in skull- dubble wrap wif dukky tape- new CHRG applyed. Nao- here iz a floofy blankie and sum hawt chocklit- plz to rest and think of math, ok?
tanks, guiez. ah’m uzuallie tuff az nayles…ai hav a reputashion 2 protek, ok? don’ sai nuffin about da, u kno, splortage…
whut? ai saw nuffin…
COWDOGWAH SPLORTED!! (Like a gurl) Hee hee!
So did you ifinkso!
pweeze….shhhhh!111!!
Butt (!!!) da whole fing was couwt on da servaylance filmz.
ai haz da Jamisonz inna glas, ai b okay onct da taips from da kameraz r gon…still shakin a liddol.
* Luks in mirroar *
Aaaaaaaaa !!
* Ternz owt lite *
Tahtz bettar !!
*Brings in some nice candlols* Candlolite is gud fer every 1 !
Hey !! Ai stil nawt drest !!
* bloze owt cadnlol !! Tinks ob signing hoppe burdae; duzzn’t !! *
* getz drest, goze owtsied !! *
* wawkz daon strete wiv shurt insied owt !! *
*Unhydes* Gudnite, Cowdogwah, don’t werry I destroyed da films and only kept 1 copy.
blak holez iz gud 4 udders…. sy….
Aime nawt tutshing taht wun !!
tiem 4 bedd. big dai, nawt-sekkond splort…*sigh* tanks 4 da splort-aid.
G’nite!
Doan laff iz cold in here.
tee hee!
Signifikint shrinkidge.
Hey!!! iz taht a liddle stack uv buttons yoo haz dere?
aplolojeez, dchtc. iz wut teh tr0ll always says win he fines hisself in taht position.,,,,
ah, I’m home!
sunny went back to stoopy pleh yesterday, and desparately needed som ichc reality to fix my poor borked brayne! How duz I do this ebbery day? Ware duz these peeples come from? omg omg omg, they duzn’t eben deserve capitals om teh omg!
Hehe I knowd yous wuzzint talkin bout mees.
Snerk!
sawry, had sum bad days an had a “mean” awn, shud nawt bring it HEER!
is ok. wi mayk yu feels awl beddur! {HUG}
It iz ok to vent? Right? *Hopes*
duz yoo noze wut a “foley cath” iz? iz just sum things a wife shud nawt be trubbled wif!
I do. Somthings b nessiccaree and nawt nessiccareelee fun.
well, beleeb it or nawt, ai haz seen him thru worse, and donut ask fur detayles!
teh Baron says ai haz to eet an go tew teh bed naow. ai fell asleep 4 or 5 timez yesterday while countin employment applications into stacks uv 25 tew be shrinkwrapped; naow ebbryboddy thinks ai iz awn drugs or sumfin…
(on more reeson tew git taht collij edumacation…)
schmooz an sweet dreams tew awl…
Nite, sunny!
So I sed, doan’ look, Kitteh!! But it waz 2 layte! Kitteh’d bin MOOONED!!!
*Hydes again*
*Flashed ‘er rite ther in fronta teh shokk absorberz…*
LBJ’s Ray Stevens ref FTW!
Maybe I can help out with this reference.
Dis tyme da kitteh needs da CCC–. mebbe jus the CC–butt (!) doan wanna make no balue jugmints hyer…
Au goes around singin dat. Mai muvver’s nayme wuz Ethel.
An Ai hollered out: Ethel, don’t look. Butt it was too late….
ai can goze to teh moon? iz no coworkers dere? sine me up, kwik!
I has no furz cuz ai am Nirish. AI has da frakles insted. Dat’s prolly what scared da kitteh. Da frakles dat luks like mean goggies, da frakles dat look like da dry cheepibrand kitteh foods….Ai got no frakles dat luks like tooner. Siy. Ai has a sad…
Iz a wunnerment, indeed aifinkso….
ai culd trade yoo your frekles fur my job? Moles will have tew be negoshiated, ub corse!
hmm–ai has to fink–is a long comnut, cnok—drive!! Butt(!!) ai send you sum frakles and some schmoozes for nomunnies!!
{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}
Da Pleh! stoopy co-workers adn the RL and da foleys get tiring, yesh!! But we all loves you here, adn has a respect 4 the wurk u are doin to hold fings togedder!!
Yay for U!! tipptoh dans tiptoh tippy toh twerl —CRASH!! …ai ment 2 do dat.
fankees, melia; juss win yoo think tings HAZ tew git bedder, they don’t. sawry, juss has a sad tonite. fanks fur teh gud thawts. will be ok, will be ok, will be ok, az soon az ai can find those ruby slippers…thank CC fur teh ichc! an cheezfrenz! Schmooz!
Ruby slippres huh? dats a gud 1!! I jes kepe waitin till da lottaloly check comes in, but ruby sliprres iz gud 2? Hafta try dat— Hav a gud sleep, 1 gud fing at da tyme….
snerk; ai can’t dance meeder!
{{{{{{{kelia & pj}}}}}}}
{{{{{Sunny}}}}}
Dat’z okay, Bebbeh
Kitteh. Hewminz habz fur, butz
U no canz seez it!
Hewminz amz berreh
selff~cawnshuss. So Prittee Wun
habz so mennee ‘Cloathz’!!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
2 giggillz atz Beeg Gye. Himz
luukz berreh sillee!!!
Jack.
As always, Jack, thank you fur the happeez thawts!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}
AIIEEEE!!! Ai’m nekkid?!?!? O, teh huje manatee!!!
Iz taht a boste, AC ?? !!
Nawt lyklee!!! Hide, flee, cubber teh mirroars!!! Heer, hav sum aiee bleech…
P.S. Ohai PB, nyce tu c u agin!
* Hans AC a bottle ob i bleetsh nd anubber ob brayn bleatch tuu !! *
Gud tu si yu, AC !!
Yu bene hieding oar trabellign ??
Ai jus gawt bak frum SoufAfreeka afturr a wun munf bisit wiv mai mum. Bak tu wurk… *sigh* O weel, s’not daat bad. Leest ai still gots a jawb… Fanks furr teh bleetsh,… gots anee moor ov dose cookies?
Glad yu had teh gud bizit wiv teh mum cat !!
Heerz sum biskita adn awl abowt teh anzac hisstree !!
*ANZAC is derived frum Australian nd New Zealand Army Corp*
Ime awf nao foar a cyclol !! Bean weighting foar teh dai tu cuul.
Bai fur nao, AC !!
ANZAC Biskits, taht iz !!
no, ai fink ai have da huge manatee. It flowlols mea round aldaplace ai go. Iz a elebenty big payn in da manatee. ai fink ai need cookies to Sir Vive da payn…..
* Hans ober sum cuukeez *
Hoap tehese a melia rate yor paen !!
Doan laff, kitteh. U iz awlays nakies!
yu laff at meh nao, but u cleens yur butt(!!!!!!) wiv yur tung in teh livy room wiv teh gests wotchin!
nao hu teh jokes on, kitteh!
Sum lols donut maek me laff. A smial mebee. Tehn teherz wuns maek me gigglol. Tihs wun allmoast maed me looz mai cokezero all ober mai puter frum laffin. Tooshay too teh capshuner.