
SINGING TELEGRAM From yer annoying uncle louie
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SINGING TELEGRAM From yer annoying uncle louie
Picture by: Aeon Caption by: donnaemilio via Poster Builder
ai cn hab tip ??
yes – ur intonashun is a bit low – and u shud round of ur vowels a bit – other than that, great singing!!!
Thx Nenne !! Ai juss nede tu fynd a plum tu put in mai mouf !!
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* Niet / Arvo / Dai awl !!
Yiss uv corse: Nebber wash a windo wiv a soff boyld egg.
says the voice of egg-speareeuns??…
8)
Akchoolee Aifink it cums frum a raydeeoh sho frum teh 1940s – is juss sumfin dat amyoozd me wen Ai wuz a kidlet an stukk in mai brane!
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauw!!!
purrs are extra!
candeegram!
u meen catnipgram?!?
u meen that’s not teh saem thing?
ME-YOWL!!!!! ME-YOWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwWWL!
GMTA!!!
Myuzik tu mi eerz !!
Ohai, PB. And to myne too!
Ai wudn’t myned dat!
yup. ai woodunt fynd hims annoyink fur sending dat.
Ack! shut de box!
Kitteh will be purrfiktlee happeh wif taht!
Oh mai gosherookies! A five-way tye. Hie thee on over to the booteek, guise!
Ai wud liek to make a sop at pii stall- haz been craving sum pii- any booberry??
kitteh saiz “ha ha ha! yew fot yew wuz gettin a nexboks fur ur bifday!! nope, jus meee agin!!! lol, shudda sin ur fais.”
neenur neenur neeeeenur!
Klappity Klappity! Ai kin keep teh messinjur?
I has box!
*sends D.R. straight to box-rehab*
*yoinks the box*
Nao – I has a box!!!
Noooo! They be stealin mah box!
** Gets boxes frum teh stockroom at teh Ebil Box Company **
Here u goes…boxes for everybudde !!!!
*yoinks an ebil box*
*jumps inna box*
Tehre be a hole in mai box!!!
*lurks inside box*
*paw flashes owt wifakwikness tu tag ennywun whu coming bai*
Hehehehe…
Ai has a,uh,cathouse made owt uv box material.
Has a window & a door,ahnd dere be one cat inside,and another owtside.
Teh paws uv doom be flyin !!
Hay guise, luk wut dat skwirrl haz bean up to!
h t t p://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/cgi-bin/cm.cgi?action=view&ws=92_C5U&cid=ec9493679f565825&list=whatonearth&bill_
(close up the spayces)
ooh! WANT!!!!
We can has a Skwirrl Appreshiashun day on Thirstday???
Butt(!) inee eggskuse furra partee! Sumwun beddurer den me at nowncmints wheel hab tu make teh FISHAL wun.
k… so, er….
ohai cheezpeeps!
I has not been around sew much latelee b/c I had a bizzy from the hololidays…. but but but…. we can has a Skwirrl Appreshiashun Partee on Thirstday at teh 9 am cheezteim lol?
We cud has lots of funs, and run around trees, and steal stuff from teh
burd feederslocal communitee acksessable feeding stations…Why does u wants to appreshiate skwirrls only? Wot about caterpigglys? Hm?
pft. I tries to reply again…
I preshiates caterpigglies!
{{{Upfi}}}
Upfi! Ai nawt seed yu inna lawt ov wyles! I presheeate caterpigglys! I dew I dew I dew!
**hides all the seeds an froot**
Pfft. Must awlwaze be skwirrl appreshiashun dayze at mai howse!
Or dis-appreshiashun.
Depends on how u luk at it !!
And we kin haz t-shurtz an eberrefing! Ai lyke teh wun wif teh dans dans dansin skwirrls!
luks liek it will be just you and me parrothead!
I’ll sends in speshul order for um…
*looks arouwnd carefullee*
coconutts.
Aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*THUD*
Ai will be tehre!
Er, pending replai abowt job, an if tehy wnats me fur trainings oar ennyfing…
But if ai can, ai be tehre! Ai can bring bags uv peanuts — Cory will pre-opin teh bag an ebreefing.
Oh, yesh! and corms on teh cob…skwirrls go wil fur corms on teh cob!
N…n….akorms…n…n…wallnuts…n….n….allemonde! or due I mean toot le mond?
ooh yay! ifinkso we CAN has a partee!
*allemandes left*
*do-si-does yr corner*
we Can haz dansing! at teh partee, too! Teh skwirrlol dans! But teh less afletikk ov us duzzn’t haz to do teh tree-climing parts.
well, shur, and we do has teh hite-challenged peeps too….
*trais tu vishualyze a piggeh (uv teh guiness type) duing teh tree-climing parts*
Iz hard to climb trees wile holding glasses ov Guiness in eech paw…
um, ackshully I was finking of LCB with teh height isshoos….
GP does not has any, as evidensed by his frekwent flights on teh rokkit lawn chare.
*pondurs* Iz him collekting teh frekwent flyer points?
Oooh… skwirrls nawt teh onlee wuns whu lyk corms onna cob! Gimmegimmegimme!
Sins iz wintery fur so menny ov us, we can haz corms Mexican style, roasted wiff chili n lime joose nd crema? Fur teh festibness!
En margaritas ‘speshully fur yu, eeck.
do hope eeck will be sharing dem margureetahs…
Will he try to pre-eat teh peanuts ??
No, but him will make shur they be thorolee passi… paci… tehy nawt gunna fite back!!!!
if dif wer teh moast annoying thing uncle louie did, ai wud liek him much better.
troo! Itz teh wai hee finks pantz r opshunal taht ai fynd reely annoyin
He sellelbraytes pants-off-on-teh-metro ebberyday?
♫ O sole meooooow ♫
letz sinn a duet♪ me~ooOooo♪
Meeeee-row-er!
I can has ‘Merikan Eyedull aww dish shun?
*sings*
“I… am… your singing telegram”
*falls over ded*
*holds smelly salts under WMDKitty’s nose* Pleez to nawt be ded, kthx!
That’s no XBox… But it is cute.
time for the Meow-mix song, haha =)
Is ebreebodie nuts on dis site? I gots ta knowz soz aye kin playz too!
pic iz graet. large caption iz graet. small caption ruined it.