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I wish I hadn’t looked at that…
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mai iis ar birning
Iz taht wuht taht coald hard fing teh stik .. ahem ..,, iz corld !!
Congaratchoolaces, PB!!! U is teh bery nawt-sekkund comminter on dis LOL. Can ai gets u some noms and drinkees? Ai recommends sum German pretzels wif beer … and mebbeh sum German potato salad. U wants?
Thx Upfi !! Ai hab nawt tride teh jermin Kart-off-’el salad, Yesh plzthx !!
*gets in line for noms an drinks*
*hopes PB dussing snarf it all again – I’m hungreh!!*
B)
Ime hungree tuu !! * lawng, lawng cyclol todai. Saddlol sor!!
* Parses rownd the pretsulz nd a porz bier frum a larj jug brort bi a yung ladee wiv a larg … smilol !! *
Inkwiring minds sumtimes shud nawt want to noes…
P-Ks kyoreeus kitteh is kyoreeus…
Ai thot de sayme thing! Muss be PK’s desk!
Kewriossity scared teh cat.
a littlol knawlidj is dangermouse…
a lot of knawlidj is terryfying!!!
Iz besst tu hab a nemptee mynd, tehn !!
It’s wurked for me so far!!
Awl wi nede iz tu nod wen doctor tinycat ‘splaynez wotz rong !!
U sayin ai shud b petrifyd tehn?
Why on urf wud u want to be set in stone?!?
B)
Ackshully, wen ai get teh fone corlz, peoplol sai tu mi, “Statue?” !!
Adn ai sai, “Yesz” !!
Ai marblol at yur wittiness PB
Itz orlwaiz tehre, waytin tu bust owt, mmm !! * Ohai !!
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Ar yu stil figurine owt anubber wun ??
Mai ole granyt alwaiz sed “a witti man iz wurth hiz wait in goald”
Sum sai ime onli wurth harf mai waight …. o.O !!
U b rok solid, PB! C u layter, tiem tu gets reddee fur class.
Ai nebber bene stoaned, awltho sum hav bene flung at mi !!
Yu libs in a glarse howse?
Nawt eben a cristal pallas !!
Moast ozzees lib in bung gallows !!
Hmm dat’s so yu donut hang araound upstares!
Ai arks mai frenz to drop in butt(!) tehy habbint yet !!
Well datz bad noose!
Yesz !! Ai sed, “Hang it, Man! Yu shuud kum ober! It woant kil yu !!”
Well wud hew beleev it – ai’m shoor itz wurth the wate!
See !! Ai knu yu wud concer ete !!
Let me-tal yu!
Ai doant wont tu bi cast taht wai !!
>kwietlee takes sum jermin potatow sallid<
nomnomnomnomnom
ohai, ebbreewun! jus wantid to letchoo no ai wuz heer, but will hab tew leef as werk pewter is akting weerd. sigh
hab funs!
Ohai nd obai Mugglemary !! Plz tu gib yor pyuter a gud kik !! Bai !!
ohai mm, nebber trust a weerd pewter!
oar shud that be “weerd prossesser”?
Ram it aggents teh wawl !!
Ai haz nawt been trusting weerd press- it haz bee moderayting me- shaykes paw at WP…
Haz yu bin yoosing rood wurds
Prolly haz bi nao, juss saiin … !!
Rood? why whuevuh do u meen, suh? *bats eyes, doing best Skarlett O’hara impresshun*
Ai wundar wot woz rong wib Teh Adorablol Smudgee’z poastignz wen Smudge cud onli rite twu wurds oar get eeted or modretted … ?? Parrantly, yooss ob teh naim ob teh soshel netwurkin siet, FP iz enuff tu go tu teh sin bin !!
Ooops !! Ai ment FB !! * mutta, mutta tu selb *
What is jermin tater salad? Whats in it?.
tater’s
An jermins.
Ai donut kno !! Stil waiten foar Upfi !! * Shi prolly got a bizzy !!
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iz warm tater salad wif vin-a-gree an baykon an stuffs, bery ‘lishus adn ‘trishus ithxo *bye*
ht tp://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/german-potato-salad-recipe/index.html
Thx !! * Nom nom nom !! *
Sorry, ai had to wurk.
Dere be TWO kinds of German potato salad – wot Krelm found is teh Souvern vershun, quite common where ai libs. The Norfern vershun has taters (of coarse), gherkins, onyons, sumtimes boiled ex cut in half and a dressing maid of mayonnaise.
Teh Norfern vershun saonds juss leik Mudder maeks! Nom. Oanly her nawt put gherkins in, butt (!) mai sisser in law yewses picklol jyuse in hers! Nom!
Orite, sis duz put picklols in. Her Mennonite sew dat wai her cuks Cherman stylol.
Tahtz wun pritty kitteh !! Iz it a persian oar sumfin ells ?? Enniwun?
aifink it luks a bit like a mainlee coon!
They are pritty and freendlee and floofeh – and apparently came over to merrica wif the viking, so its a norbeejiun forrist kitteh wiffa broad akksint!
So, floofy liek Buster !! Enniwaiz, ai tink itz gawt kyoot in bukkits !!
Ohai! OT! Ai aer alieb an breevin (still sownd liek a lawnmower) haz seed teh Doktur, got a diffrunt auntie buy o’tick an bean eggs raid.
Naowe Ai haz a hongree an muss hab sum lunsh. BRB!
Welkom bak !! Ai bene keepen yor spot warm !! Catch yu suun !!
Gud sine if yu haz a hungree – in fronschland we sez “if teh applol-tite be ok, awl is ok”.
Hoap teh noo aunti buyo get wurking wivakwikniss!
Ohai, Anni. Pls to get beddurr soon!
Get well soon, anni!
*heeling beems sendt ober the norf see*
oh – anda cuppa tea…
*yoinks cuppa tee*
dat’s juss wot ai nead, fanks nennepus
mush go nao, wile teh sun is shiening, be ceeing yu awl sune
*schmooooz*
Bai !! It wuz a lotta phun !!
Some mornings even the lolcats speak to your condition!
Itza reflekshen ob reel lyfe, butt(!) betta !!
whut haz bin red kannawt b unred.
uhgreed! wut has been seent cannot be unseenet – now u will neber find da kitteh on vet day! ai takes mah kitteh in tamorro morning. good fing he no seez dis book!
Hey- I’ve studied out of that book! I had almost the same look on my face when I’d finished…
wiyamai awn madurashun awlabba sudin
Teehee! I have the latest edition of that book!