
Dis iz where teh mahjic happenz cheezburgerz made here ebry day next room on tour iz naptime spot
mah faverit plase in da hol houws
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An dats awl teh ‘portunt palesis
Kittehz hoam izza palliss
enne plaes kitteh izz in izz aww toe matikallee a paleiss, aifinkso
wif a chaliss…
teh falgon wif teh dragon has
teh pill dat is poyson
but teh chaliss frum teh paliss haz
teh bru dat is troo.
Dere’s aslo a vessel wif a pestle, aifinkso
Dats a fun moobie
Yyp…Danny Kaye full ov win nd awsum, laways.
eeben inz Dallas …
Ai gnu watchu ment
kan bih awl yurz foar elebbenty-fwee cheezeburgers
And then I’ll show you the spacious dog-baiting room!
is the
dryergoggie tilt a whirl in there?Oh yesh!
Teh hyoomin is frenlee – she mayks teh cheezburgurz.
Ai lub mah crib.
New show on de Cat Channel?
Kitteh Kribz ftw!
And dis room also dubblols as a play ruum, wiff it’s fun slidey floor.
but shorely any house that belongs to a kitteh has eleventy naptime spots…
♫ A three hour tour… a three hour tour ♫
eerwurm!
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*
Yay for me! Ai got anudder lolcat up on da main page! Ai does happy dance at wurks.
Ai Lublublubs dis lol, brian, er, saikokitteh!! Conga-rats-tashins 2 u adn 2 annipuss!
dansi dans dans–not dansin so gud, twirrel twirrel, butt(!),–pant, pant– u gets da idyer!!
whoops forgot mai name, duhhh
Sorry ’bout that. Ai forgot mai name before (face-palm). I jus wanted to say YAY for me! Ai gotz anudder lolcat capshun on teh main page. Ai doing teh happy dance at wurks.
Congrats to yoo, psycho-squirrel! Is verry kyoot! Hooray for yoo! I joyns yoo in teh happeh dantz.
Oh caper! Oh prantz! And . . . . JAZZ PAWZ!!!!
Concatchulayshuns, psycho-squirrel!
Yu iz gud!
Oh no- another skwirrl!
Kwikk! Hyde teh burd feedur!
hay!!
Just in tyme for skwirrl appreshiayayshun day – which is Thorsday, rite?
yesh yesh!
And sew, we will has a PARTAY!
At teh 9 am cheeztime lol (that’s 3 pm EST)
Plz to show up for our furst annual ICHC Nashunal Skwirrl Appreciashun Day!!
Plz bring ur favorit nut (present companee accepted) and we will has some funs! Some kinda contest.. I is having a think on that. Any suggjestions?
Contest fur whu be teh nuttyest?
*dives back intu teh box-wif-a-hole*
hmmm….
well, everywun wud be a weiner!!
Ai am NAWT a goggie!!!
*sretches paw waywayway owt teh hole an trais tu bat teh skwirrl*
*throws a pecan at teh kitteh and runsawayfast*
Umumumumum… *lukks at nut lukks at skwirrl lukks at nut lukks at skwirrl*
*jumps awn teh pecan an whaps it across the floor*
It went unner teh frij!!!!!!!!!!
*flops awn side an reeches unner frij az far as pawsibul rite tu sholder*
Iz gonned!!!!
Yu gibbed me a pecan taht runned away!!!
well, this is where teh majick happens…
*sngas pee-CAHN frum under frij, gibs Leeza a eer bite on teh wai owt*
pft!
*tossez a brazilnut aftur DK*
Hmmph.
Well, if ai cannawt haz teh pecan, ai will play wif teh skwirrl afturawl.
*pownses awn Leeza*
*tosses brazilnut at P-K*
*tossez PK at DK*
*jumps strate up in teh air adn applies poyntee ends to seeling*
noooo – ai canz nawt bringz mai faybrit nut, cawsz ai haz moar dan wun Cheezfren!
hey, wahts taht over there? **yoinks orinj kitteh and strollsawaiwifacasual**
*wa-chus tew see eff red duz a ree-yoink*
dat home looks very warmz and luvin…
Itz teh fakt that awl teh flors and furnichurs is sorta warm wooden honey-gold tones, sorta matching that nyce marmalayde kitteh, Ifinkso.
were be Jungle Room?
Dey cawls dat teh pateeo. Wiff teh pottid plants.
I mean like Elvis…in the Graceland…..tank yew tank yew very much
Dere’s a purty litlol fing
Waitin foar teh king
Down in teh Junglol Room!
♪♫ wokkin in memfis♫♪
U eetin Chineez fuds, fishunkitteh?
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
habz wundurfull Prittee Wun
wutz maykz Cheezburgrz!
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
canz goez enneewayrz hurs wawntz,
butz stayz neerz Kitchunn!!
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
habz Soeshull Luukz~Owtz Poast datz
abuvv t3h Bredd Bawkz!!!
Jack.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Chelet1871 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown shugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make boingy boingy noyzes wen tehy bownse, itty bitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder rings, kandee, an colur-it-yorself kitteh stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-five colurd crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happeh birfday, birfday peeps!!!
*bownses ball boingy boingy boingy*
*jumps awn ball*
*ball rolls away*
*flops on side, grabs ball, drags it back, bunnehkiks it vigruslee*
*ball keeps saying boingy boingy boingy whyle being bunnehkikked*
Happee (late) Burfday, Chelet! (i shuld hav told burfday fairy it wus mah burfday, 2.)
Habbee Purrfdai Cresentpalkia !!!11!!!
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(nd yu fort no-wun wood noatiss !!
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Kitteh Cribz!
Wut, yoo nawt gonna show us watz in teh fridj?
Just got a phone call… didn’t get the job.
Sowwy to heer dat, p-k.
**offurs Sarah an Dini foar snorglols**
Holee floofiness!
*snorguls teh floof*
I almoast splortid at werk 2day!
My noo boss showed me pikshurs of a BEBBEH FLOOFY CALIKO dat him haz. Wii iz tawlkin 6 weeks owld.
**beginz maykin sinistur planz**
Yikes! Iff you splortid at werk, wud werk peepel even no wat to do?
Dey nawt kno wut to do wif me az it iz.
Altho, wun of my co-workerz duz haz an akownt heer…. I donut finkso hur haz evur postid heer.
ai has a sorry wif u. U need shamwow?
Pikshur dis:
I’m sittin awn teh cowch. Sarah iz awn teh arm of teh cowch, watchin me typin.
Iz teh hill-ayr-e-yuss!
Next on Kitteh TV
we brings u
‘French Fries: other stuff besides ketchup u can has on ‘em’
and the Yarn Pulling Tournament
*eerz perk up* *eyes widden* *turns up volume*
P-K getz hers own show on Kitteh TV. The Kitteh Whisspurrer!!!!
Ooooh, that wud be AWSUM!
I wud bring my girlees to hur.
*pitches idea to Animal Planet* *cameras follow as PK feeds orphans*
*cameras follow kittehs playing and wrestleing* I would totally watch that!
Mee tu!!! Ai saw PK playin hide n seek wif Cory on teh weekend! It wuz sew kyoot ai almost splorted!!!
(must speak hoomin Inglish for dis): Like some producer or director said during an Andy Griffith Show retrospective: If only Cheezland were real and everything else was fiction.
I haz a melancholy.
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Ai finks wii awl feels liek dis sumtiems. Jus cumin plae heer wenebbur yu can – it halps.