
Son of Ceiling Cat walks on ice (Son of Ceiling Cat cheats a little.)
Son of Basement Cat not so lucky….
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Son of Ceiling Cat walks on ice (Son of Ceiling Cat cheats a little.)
Son of Basement Cat not so lucky….
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: peregrin via Advanced Lol Builder
Caerful kitteh iis is daynjeruss!
Cawngrats, o Anni ob teh Fingurswifakwikniss!! If is okae, ai nawt gunna hand yu enny noms oar drinkees – ai doan wanna gibs yu dis coald wen yu jus gottid beddur frum teh floo.
Akchoolee Ai aer still nawt kwite well – teh floo gibbed me bronkitus an Ai aer still coffcoffcoffin!
PS! Ai hoep ur cawld gets beddur reel sune!
Ai hoeps yu du tu!
Thx! Ai aer goin 2 see mai doktur in teh mornin ‘coz Ai aer sikk an tyred uv bein sikk an tyred!
Duz you need Dr. TinyCat? Maybee he won’t make you all beddur, butt (!) Ai betz he makes you feel beddur!
Muss be beddur dan mai RL doktur!
Paging Dr. Tinycat – - get to Anni’s house in Lunduntown. Wivakwikness, pls. Kthxbai
Is nawt cheeting – is jus teh Seesunul Adbantij.
Wif teh pointy endz itz moar like cleating. *nods*
*slips on ice*
*falls down goes boom*
Wai yu taeks termater soop wif yu awn teh iis??
Because I donot like teh split pea soop.
[Noet tu self:
IfWen ai ebbur goas tu ceeing LCB, doant taeking teh hoem-maed spilt peas soop]I’m sure ur soop is teh bestest in teh whirled. Is just that I was borned wifout a pea-soop appreciashun gene. Is teh vry sad.
Dat bees terriblol!! Dus der bees noe hoeps? Wut abowt medisins? Transplant opshuns?? Fors-feadings???
*rings Hans wif dis pair*
Ohai. Hans? Dat yu, Hans? Is jus terriblol! Ais gots dis pair …. dis pair ob ….. wut teh hek AR dese fings?? An hao dey did getting in mai londree baskit??
poor Hans – himz getz ringed awl teh thyme – lyk poor Will – himz getz fyreded atz awl teh thyme
Ohai nicewitch! Ai nawt haz dat ‘lykes split peas soop’ jean eevur, butt ai hazza wunderrin, why duz teh peas haz tu be split? Duzzent dat take a lawng tyme?
O noes, it nawt taeks lawng atoll. Dees ar peas wut, blyndid bai sekshool hoarmoans an meedya-indoost obur-inflaytid eggspektashuns, thottid dey had eech met der wunanownlee, der ‘soulpea’, sew tu speeking. Aftur sum tiem tugevvur, dough, dey reelyzd dat dey had beri littol in commin uvver dan der pea-niss …
…um … dat is, teh fakt eech ob dem wuz a pea. Sins mennee ob dem flatlee rifyuusd tu attending cownsilling (yu noes hu yu bees, nawt eeben willing tu trai tu wurking dis owt), dey awl jus split. An den dats wen dey awl get gavvurd up an puttid in teh bags foar teh stoars. Yu cee? Beri simplol.
*wipes tee off moniter*
Ditto… an Seanya gibed me that lukk so ai hadda reed it owt lowd, an nao him lukks lyk him sprayned hims brayn, izza gud fing!!!
nicewitch, yu teh win!!!!!dis wuz funniest fing I haz red or herd all day!!!!!
hao abowt teh creemy mushrum?
Only in recipes. I does like these soups, though:
Aminal Cracker
Butterscotch Broth
Cream of Ice Cream
Dingo Bisk
Earworm Noodle
F…
Fronsch onyum soop
Green peace soup
Haricot soopz
Frothy Froggy
Gumby Gumbo
Hippo Hot an Sour
Ise Creem, meltd (is mai faborit soop!)
J…..
Jellee been graytan
Kreem ov (hershee) kiss
Lemming bisk
M&M Minastrownee
N…
Nestle Crunch Soop
Oooh – itz mah favrite soop!
Peenut buddur & jelleh soop
Q…
Quaker Oats broff
Red Pepper
Snert- Purrekt fer us! A thick pea soup, eaten in the Netherlands as a winter dish, traditionally served with sliced sausage. (ai fownd dis awn teh wikkidpedia)
Tiger Squeezins Soop
U…..
Ai dunt lyke pea soop but a soop cawld Snert?!! Hadda list it!
*snert*
I think we should put it on the menu at Nom!
Ai wundur ware wii cud fynding awl teh peas tu maeking dis? Hmmmm.
*hassa thottings*
An ifn wii cud fynd dem lowkalee – nao wuddint dat bee sweet??
O yesh yesh aifinkso wii shud hab Snert awn teh menu att Nom!
*wheeeeeeeeelbarrows full 0 sweetpeas appear*
wahlah!
Uglee suop – awl grean adn lumpee, but taystz gud
Veggetablol suop
Wedding suop – teh Itallyen kynd
X-tra nommy poe taydur suop
Yellolow skwash suop
Zookeeknee suop – wif reel zooks in itz
— ta-DAAAAHH!
congrats annipuss
And the peeps said. Let there be ???????
Thx, 5E. Dere hab bean sebrul aksidents in TTI ware peepl has wawked awn teh iis an fawlen in teh wadder an dyed.
Taht iz a shaim. Ai neber unnerstandz haow sum fokes cahn nawt uze dere noodles. Wii haz had sum bery cowld wevver heer but inbetween wii haz had sum unseesonablee warmz wevver sew ise is nawt relyablee frozd. But peeps wil stil goe owt awn it…
Sumtymes peeps iz dere own wurst emenies. Fur instince, wii got clobbrd wif bowt 8 inshes uv hevvy wet sno las nite (is stil snowin a lil), wen ai wuz owt cleenin mai car awf ai seed 2 er 3 carz dribe bye wif dere winders an winsheeld cubbered an teh drivur peekin owt thru a hole bowt teh size uv dere teeny tiny barinz.
erm teeny tiny brainz taht iz…
oh fur ay minnut der aifinked teh hoal wuz teh syz uv ay kidlet.
noe, taht mite be a lil bedder. Wun doofus wus peerin fru a cleerd spawt bowt teh syze uv mai fist. Nawt brite at awl!
paws koald – ai can has a blankee, pweese?
*hands Italiana a hand-crosheyed blankee cuvvered in happee kittehs* der, dat bedder?
ooh – taht izz teh luvlollee and haz teh WARMZZZzzzZZZzzz!!
Kitteh needses sum sogs on hims feets nao.
Hims feets be soggy enough already.
*points to wet kitteh feetsprints all through teh house*
No! No!! Sogs! Sogs! Liek sogs an shoos!
>:)
nitwunpurltunitwunpurltunitwunpurltu … ta DAAAAH! Majiklol waddurprufe soggses foar kitteh!
(majiklol kuz tehy kan bih ennee kuller taht kitteh – oar enneewun ells – wantzes)
Dey wud GOTS tu bee majiklol, ifn deys ebbur gunna stae awn kittehs fetes!
O hai! Fanks fur da majiklol sogs!
Hims mite want sangols, tu, inna summirtime.
haow bowt sum slip slopps?
Hims haves slip slops win him runs outwifakwikness tu taek owtta trashes.
Ur maibee brings sum in.
hoo gawna teir tu putt teh slipslopses awn teh kitteh?? – Nawt mih!! – ai valyoo mai skinz wair itz izz – see kyoorlee awn mih – nawt hangen in sharedds frum teh tryen to putt slipslipps awn a kitteh.
Da kitteh wil puts awn hims owne slipslops win hims gose out tuda trashes.
Ur skim wil b saef.
I gnu that. STN
*points to soggy sog prints all through teh house*
Ah GNU u gnu dat. Dat’s wii Ah puts da >:) onnit.
I gnu u gnu that I gnu that u gnu… um, whut was teh question again?
O hai!
*5 eags takes all his feathers off “hey I am just trying to break the ice here”LOL
Nakkid eaglol? Throws blankie obber- stay warm!
bada boom! *snert*
whut yu meen cheeting? is styl watur.
That’s deep.
And still
Solid, man. Solid.
CC wud nebber cheet! He jus finks owtsied teh bawks.
der’s a bawks??!
*jumps inda bawks rollyng arownd an kikking*
If dere wuz a bawks, kitteh wud be sittin in it, ai finkso.
Clevurr Kitteh lykez
dis Froazinn Coald Wetz. Tho itz
feelz straynjj awn hurz pawz!
Froazinn Coald Wetz nawtz
happenz awwftunnz. Kitteh no
canz playz wiff Feesheez!!
Kitteh’z Poyntee Endz
needz cumz owt. Froazinn Coald Wetz
berreh slippurree!!!
Jack.
♫ If I could walk on water
If I could tell you what’s next
I’d make you believe
I’d make you forget…… ♫
guud sawng (Matt Nathanson)
Coming to an arena near you…Ceiling Cat On Ice! Don’t miss this incredible show!
The only thing that bugs me is that sign in bottom right corner. Like it was an art,or a masterpiece, or something. There were much better ones, not signed.
sumtymes fowks put dere naim an teh dait awn dere lols, ai dew it maiseff sumtymes. duz nawt meen wii fink dere masterpeeces ur grate art
Ennywun see me? PLZ?!?!?!
Oh, fank gudniss!
**fawlz awn cowch wif a dramatik**
**stiks tong owt at awl teh smartee-pantz Cheezfrenz**
I haz mizzded yoo guies! Havvin sikky lappytawp iz teh ubur-pleh!
Hoo sed dat???
Ai kin see yu! Ai seez, yu (wiffa red hed), anna kittehz, anna burfdai hat, anna burfdai cayke, anna iskreems, anna pardee dress. Zat yu, sandee clawz?
Hay! I nawt ganed DAT mutch wate!
Nose nose, ai jist finked yu had bean on teh beech fur YUR BURFDAI!!!! Happee burfdai tu yu!
♫ Happee happee birfdai…tew uuuuuuuu! *jazz handz*
ut oh, ur nawt havin a nyce birfdai? taht gibs meh a sad
My lappytawp wuz berybery sik.
I nawt had innernetz foar almoast a HOLE WEEK!
**passes owt**
*pooshes swooning cowch unner red*
eep! that mus haz bean horribul!
It wuz, it wuz!
I nebber wanna haz to go frew dat agin!
Happityle Burfdai Red!!!!! Atleast yu iz nawt at wurk and da sun iz shiny, and well, hmm, yu haz kittehs tu cuddle wif!!
Fanks, 3km!
Yesh, I duz haz kittehs.
Sarah wuz awn teh arm of teh cowch, watchin me type, butt hur iz curloled up nexst to me awn teh cowch now – a floofy ball of gray fur.
Fanks, BF!
I tolded folks I wantid a plane tikkit foar my birfingday, butt so far no-wun haz gibbed me wun.
awww…butt (!) deres stil tyme, rite?
Yah, I gess.
3km tryed to halp me owt. Hur sended me sum lott’ree tikkits, butt I nawt winned enuff munnies to buy wun.
*crossis fingurs taht red gits teh prezzie shee wishd fer*
Erm….ai cud send u a truklode uv nyce fresh sno, if ur innerestid?
Um….no fankyoo!
Ifn I nebber haz to deel wif snow agin, it wud be too soon!
To get wut I want, I feer dat Teh Basement will haz to freeze.
ohai red!
wut wuz taht??! Iz teh invizablol wumman?
Her iz nao vizablol agayn- yay! An de birfdai gurl to boot- woot woot!!
pleez tew NAWT boot teh birfdai gurl
Yah! Iz nawt berry nies.
I will aksept birfday spankins, butt onlee frum sertin peeplolz.
I will send sum firemens over to deliver de spankins…
Dat’ll werk. Woo-hoo!
*runs in wif Angel-grrl in arms*
*stops tu catch bref*
*Angel be waring partee-teeara*
*prysma sings, an Angel purrs teh bass-line*
Happeh birfday tu yu!
Happeh birfday tu yu!
Happeh birfday deer Red!
Happeh birfday tu yu!
Ai sowree yu nawt getted playn tikkit.
But at leest yu haz innerwebs!!!!
Fanks, p-k an Angel!
Yesh, gettin my lappytawp bak iz a bery awsum birfingday prezzie!
Oh, an I buyed Powerball tikkit 2day, so mebbe I can haz jackpot.
Happitayl Burfday, rhsb!!!
Ai hoap Dini & Sarah iz taykin gud caer uv u today.
Fanks, NS!
Yeah, dey haz been lettin me snorgle dem okashunlee.
Happitayl birfday, Red, an menny moar! (Menny moar birfdays AN kittehs, I meens…)
Ahoy cheezefrenz – while my hooman at werk todai, i go tru his komputah. he has made list of 100 favorit songs on hiz itoons – AND NOT WUN IZ ABOUT A KITTEH!
how can this be?
i tinks of rerecording dem all muyselfs – karioke style – won’t he be pleesed?!
*nodnodnod* Yu shud du that! Hao can tehy be hims favrits wif no kittehs in tehm? Yu can making tehm eben bedder!
Where did teh Longcat wif teh capshun go?
and the kick….
…….is GOOD!