
And dis lil piggy is gonna sock u in da mouth if u dont leave me alone……..
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And dis lil piggy is gonna sock u in da mouth if u dont leave me alone……..
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paw-kiss-of-death………..imminent
Conga-rats awn bein nawt-sekkund, Dan!
U want sum of my birfing day caek? Iz Red Velvit, of coarse.
yu meen kitteh nawta contestunt onna teh Dayting Gaym?
Bacherlolr number 1, wat woud you say is yer favorite time of day?
Lunch time?
Dinner time?
Nap time?
Treat time?
Other………………
yes.
Me too!
Wii iz teh PERFECK foar eech uthur!
Lap time?
Tummy tickle time?
Back petting time?
Nuzzlling time?
Kitteh must bii related tu da Corleons.
yah, a belleh rug you cannot refuse.
A belleh “rug”?
Kitteh has a grouchy…
Ifn kitteh haz been deelin wif teh cowld wevvers, I nawt blaym him.
Kitteh wuz deelin wif teh goggie peeplolz awl dai aifinkso.
**nodnodnod**
Yesh, dat wud do it too, I finkso!
libs in florida. frezin for here, butt (!) notz evry wherz. loberly today
Kitteh vershun of flippin the burd?
Kitteh prolly upset abowt bein waked up when it’s halfway between normal LOL timez. Mutant LOL skedule todai, we hazzit?
Duz yoo bite ur thumb at us sir?
Ai duz byte my thumb, sir.
Duz yoo bite ur thum at us, sir?
*Iz teh law ov owr side if Ai say aye?–Nopez.–*
No, sir, I dunawt byte mai thum at yu, sir; but Au byte mai thum, sir.
(Heehee! Adn Ai’m glad Red could get all her bits adn bytes fixed so that she could come back and play with us today!)
Me too, Lungdoc!
I iz SEW HAPPEE to be bak!
My bits an bytes prolly need a littlol halp, butt datz a hole ‘nuthur storee.
*That “Au” was sposta be a “Ai du” but it got losted somhao…
Katitude!! Yu haz it.
Poyntee endz may or may nawt be involved.
But deh oddz iz dat dey will!
Conga Rats SHD, Lungdoc & rhsb!!! A freway brade!!
Ai bringinged teh nise hawt chilly to going wif teh nachos.
*passes out lots of napkins*
*wispering*
wun ob mai fabrit fings is eetin chilly adn uzing fritos as teh skooper.
*stomp to teh left stomp to teh rite, twerl twerl, kikbal chanj adn
TA DA!!!!
Hay! Fanks, fikshunkitteh! We can continuez teh celebration munchings from the previous LOL, adn carry on rite thru suppertimez! *Opens large economy bale ov extra-larj scooper-style Fritos to go wif teh hawt chilly, adn pops scoops of chilly into piehole…
♫Teh time haz come (teh Lolrus sez) tu tawk ov manni wordz;
Of wotsiznames adn carpettax, and songz ov mawkinbirdz,
Adn why teh LOLs are all offcue, adn kittehs out in herdz…♫
Oh Hai fikshunkitteh!! I not seeinged u in sum whylez!
Fankeez fur deh chilliz!
nom nom nomnomnom scoop nom scoop nom scoop!!
Do I LUUK lyke I want my belleh rubbed?
Answer carefully.
Ohai pj! Maybi a belleh rub bi makin u an kitteh haf a happinez!
Maybi juss a liddlol eer skritch . . .
*skritch*
*skritch*
*tikklol*
*Tikklol*
*snorglol*
*snorglol*
Ow! Ow! Ow!! NO pointy endz!! No pointy endz!!
AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
**snikkurs to self**
Teh cween be sowndin lyk a cajun alreddy, I finkso!
Hims usin hims Pawlm Pilit.
I can haz text wiff ouwt fums?
Mebbe, butt donut texst whiel drivin.
It be teh danjeris.
Kitteh is just chewin on hims paw pads. dey needs it sumtimz.
Oyesh. Nom nom nom, tastee toepadz… speshulee after dippin em in Mawm’s cereal-bole this mornin wehn she wazn’t lookin…
I wuz lissenin to dis sawng erlyur. I finkso teh kitteh wud appreshyate it.
Heer’s anuthur wun. A Cheezfren’z fabrit.
Oops, foargottid dat der be dirtee words innit!
**crawlz unner teh cowch outta embarr-iss-mint**
iz otay– we is moostly da groanups. Is a berry sad song tho….
Kitteh iz bitin himz pointeez…*goz ta de medcin cubord an gits de Salli Hanzn “No Mor Bitin” frmula…putz on kittehs pointeez.*
NOW kitteh haz a gud rezon ta bi grumpi!! Tastz Pleh!!
**luuks at hur own finners**
Duz dat stuff werk?
reminderz mii: mai liddlol bruzzer used tu sukkifying himz thum, so Mom putted deh PLEH! stop sukkin deh thum joos on it. Big bruzzer came bai and saw liddlol bruzzer sukkin thum and sed ‘Kin I haz wun?’ Liddlol bruzzer gave big bruzzer deh HOT thum!!! LOL!!
Nerbiss kitteh iz…..nerbiss.
Nerbiss kitteh iz awl bummified oot frum da CCsmack singin’. Ai fink ai go crull up in da feets-awl powsyshun now….