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Watch carefully as the feline sneak up on their unsuspecting prey… *sigh* Is he doing the Attenborough voice again? Yup…
deyz iz dooin moar gooder dan dis guy
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Juss be fankful he nawt fink yu a gorillillillilla!
um … whut duz he du wiff teh gorillililaz? Duz ai want tu kno?
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN4nzQO0B1E (mind teh gap!)
ZAP! Otay, ai nawt wurryd no moar. He jus wispurrrz attem.
Heer he is wiff cats (otay, lyons). Warning – is 10 minnits.
W00t fur Ambercat adn AngelPlume!! U b tyed fur deh Nawt-Sekkond!! Hed on owt tu deh TyBooTeek, I heer dey haz sum new jungle kitteh sun ketcherz!
*dans-dans-tyedwiffAmbercat-dans-dans*
*dans-dans-awftutehtyebooteek-dans-dans*
An wile yoo ar there, stawp off at teh PI Stawl an bring us awl bak sum PI, pleeze.
An think the sheshul today iz applol caramel. Ai can akshoolee smell it frum heer!
In teh meenwile, ai will maek sum fresh cawfee fur yoo bof – an ov corse ebreewun else, az well.
An sum tee! Url Grey, hawt!!
*runs ober tu teh PI stand*
Hmm, ai doan see no skwrrls, but der is sum piez!
Lessee… yeff, derz teh applol caramel.
*sniiiifff* Oooh, dat duz smell gud! *nom-nom-nom!*
Adn heers sum blooberry, adn punkin, adn choklit silk!
Wiff plenty ob whippy-kreem, ob kors!
*runs bakk-adn-forf frum PI stand tu buffay tayblol*
*puts teh piez negst tu Janets kawfee karaffe adn teepot*
Its pi-party tyme! *nom-nom-sip-sip-aaahhhh!*
mmmm! koffee!
fankies!
Ai hope he duzznt skayr away teh mauses!
Kuz we, um, wants tu inbyte dem tu teh neggst konsert. Uh-huh, yup.
Jungle Kittehs!!!
Dey gotz dem cat nessessitteez
Doze simplol cat nessessiteez ob lyfe!
Crikey.. luuks liek dat cud be dangerroos!
Demz nawt Danger Rooz, demz Danger Kittehz!!
culd bi wurs. hims culd bi talkyng leik marlin perkins an teh unsuspeckting pray culd bi jim.
ai awlways fellt sowry fur jim.
*nods*
Jim awlwayz seemed tu git deh bad end uv deh deel.
Hyoomins… what cin yu du wif tehm? *sigh*
Um … turn dem intu willing slayvs dat surv up teh gushifuds … duh!
But yeff, dey ar ravver annoyingly silleh inbetween.
{{{PK}}} How did deh job intervu go?
It wented gud, aifinkso!! Aifinkso ai wud du gud at it, an aifinkso tehy lyked taht ai cud nawt just du teh booking-clerk stuff tehy mostly need halp wif but also cud cober resepshun oar tai-ping stuffs fur vakayshuns an fings.
An tehy lyk taht ai lyk ebenings an weekends.
Tehy hoping tu cawl ebreewun whu had innervus tumorro an say wun way oar uvver.
Aihopeso ai gets it, aifinkso wud be nawt sumfing tu gib me depreshuns agen an wud leev me thyme tu wurk awn teh Feline Harmony!
X ez ebreething but mai aiez fur yoo!
Ov corse yoo wud bee teh best. We AWL noe that! Lettuce hoep they noe it, too!
{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}
Schmooo fur luck!! xxx
Dat sownds grate, PK!
Ai hoeps u gets it!
Iz nawt-so-menny jobs rownd heer fur a vet assississississtint, but it mebbe iz a gud fing: if ai wurked fur a vet, cud ha conflikt uv innerests if ai duz teh FH fing tu. So mebbe i gud tu haz diffrint feeld.
Az long az ai nawt get tehm confuzzled…
“Ohai, ai iz calling frum MRI plais… yur kitteh be skratching teh furnitchurs?”
“Ohai, ai calling tu set up MRI pointmint… so what yur kitteh be duing taht making yu tu haz teh gray hairs?”
“Ohai, yu having kitteh problems… hmm, haz opning fur MRI at elebenty o’clock awn teh elebentieth.”
Wud bring a touch uv deh funz tu deh job!!
myte bi halpfull tu has teh peeplol holds a kitteh whyle dey is hassing ay MRI.
Ai gets teh Cory-Bear a job there?
Oh!!! Ai putted pixors uv alla mai kittehs awn teh bukk uv faises yesserday, but did nawt get heer! Sowree tihs nawt preddy, but teh pix be heer: sum pics uv prysma’s kittehs, 16f uv janoory
Teh Corey Bear!! He’z awl big and grown-up luuking. And all the otters!
BTW, I wented to the national zoo to c teh pandohs and also saw Asia Small-Clawed Otters. The Otters were the kyootest! One was juggloling littlol white stones. I watched and watched and watched. It was SQUEE to teh max!
Juggloling? Wow. Ai cannawat jugglol. Du taht meen teh otters be moar smarter tehn me?
Ai wish ai cudda seen taht, uh-huh, yepyep, sownd cyoot beyond wurds!
Hay! Nao dis bees gedding spookeefying. Nawt ownlee duz wii bee twins-sepritted-at-burf-an-bai-(mumbllmumblol)-yeers but Cory an Brynna bees teh t-s-a-b-a-b-(m)-y TU!!! Hims wite lokkit bees teh littol biggur dan hurs, but otter dan dat ….deys praktiklee aidentimikul!!!!!! Dey eebin gots teh saem middlol naem ob ‘Bear’.
*dansdanstwinsdansdanstwinsdansdans*
If we eber gets all uv us intu teh saem spot, nun uv us gunna gno whu we iz?!?
*joins teh danstwindansdanstwindans*
*pawsis frum dansdansdansing*
Ai sumtiems gots dat prollum, eebin wen ai teh ownlee wun in teh ruum.
*luks sumwat bimyoosd*
Ow – dat hurts!
*goas bak tu dansdansdansing*
*danssdanstwinsdansdans eebinwiicanttellusapart*
*dansdansdans*
Ai admits, ai lurvs teh Attenboro voyse. Ai hadded awl elebenty Burds shoes awn taype jus sos ai cud lissen to hims.
Edgar an Bella lieked teh Burds, too, wen tehy notissd tehm, wich wuz nawt offen. Teh Minions dusn’t pays atenshun to TV much.
Backyard tigurz on teh prowll.
Tukksee and Sno~Bawl
Kitteh huntz dayr eeloosivv
pray…. 3 Dawtz Buggz
3 Dawtz Buggz lykez 2
Nom undurr Prittee Leevz. Datz
wayr Kittehz fyndz dem
3 Dawtz Buggz duz nawt
poaz a frett 2 Kittehz, hoo
jusst lykez watcheengz dem!
Jack.
3 Dawtz Buggz awllso
cawlled ‘Laydee Buggz’, tho Kittehz
nawyz undurrstandz wye
Deyz red adn pritty adn fly-fly-fly so nyse!
Doan luuk nuffin lyke laydeez, tho. Is a miss~turee.
dans dans dans reel re-minda…less i b forget$ ow 2 danzzz…
heeeeeeeeeee neba 4get$…………nuffin!…just kneed$….2 keeps eu on yas toe$$
I has a lub fur da Attenborough voys also.
dey haz too white an fluffey paws to haev a reel advent-sure in teh jungl.
jus wayt untill dey r redee tew coem insyde…
jorrg, jorrg, jorrg
uv teh junglol
(an his siedkik larree)
Strawng as hii kin bee….
AAaarrrrrggghhhhh!!! Eerwurm!!!!!
*runz away skreeming*
Luk aot fore dat tree!
***Klunk*** **Thud** *Slides down tree*
… oar dore …
maibe eben wors slowly wormz eeekkkk
my hooman don have enuff plants and trees to make garden interesting… it big tho but flat… he done bought lots of plants frum garden centyer and didnnt no what to do wid dem do theys all died…
Akshullee, Attenborough sedded:
“The voice you’re now hearing is Richard Kiley. Spared no expense!”
heers teh burfday fairy (layt cawz i taked a unskedooled nap) to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Krf1117 an Fuzzywhisker an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, lushus wite caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle remote control raysing pengwins, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
oooh – hippo burds eye Fuzzywhisker!! and Krf1117!
– sorree!!! 8) *
*sips a cup of fizzy punch – burp –
*bownse* flash!
*bownse* flash!
tee-hee!
Happee birfday Krf1117 and Fuzzywhisker!!
* takes a remote kuntrol pengwin.
Whooooooossssshhhhh!!!
*tayks a littlol babeh pengwin*
Adn teh rayse is awn!
*waddlol-waddlol-waddlol* Kmawn, littlol guy, go!
oooo! pennygoins raycing!
*pikks a pennygoin an joyns teh rayc*
*waves green flag*
Aiv had 2 much David Attenbourgh laitlee.