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If I were any cuter I’d have to adopt myself.

u shuld do it tho. srsly.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Sunday, January 17th, 2010 at 4:00 am.

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  1. annipuss says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:01 am

    Doan’t fink u cud be cyooter!

    Reply
  2. bluesfan473 says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:02 am

    Aaaaah! Splort warning elebenty!!!! dis iz nawt a drill!!!

    Reply
  3. Kracht says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:03 am

    SPLORT

    *brainz splorts in a tousend pieses*

    SPLORT

    *tousend pieses splort again*

    Reply
    • bluesfan473 says:
      January 17, 2010 at 4:05 am

      O noze!!

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?

      Reply
  4. PootyTat says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:08 am

    SSSQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
    *thunk*

    :mrcool:

    Reply
  5. cweenmj says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:10 am

    Such a sweetee!!! Must nawt luk!!

    *Thinkz uv life wifowt innertuubz. *

    Reply
  6. blarghonk says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:10 am

    I wish I could have a cat…

    Reply
    • bluesfan473 says:
      January 17, 2010 at 4:16 am

      aw, iz sad taht u cannawt haz a cat…butt (!) at leest u can haz lolcats anee tyme u want!

      Reply
    • momchan says:
      January 17, 2010 at 4:23 am

      Ohai blarghonk, Yu noo tu Cheezland? Judjing frum ur naem, Ai takez it yu lieks RVB tu.

      Reply
    • cweenmj says:
      January 17, 2010 at 4:37 am

      Oh Hai, blarghonk!! Welkum tu cheezland!!
      *Takez Cheese bai deh paw and deh waukz tu deh Ty Boo Teek.

      Heer, I finso u b needing a Welkumming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. Heer b a nice selkshun uv CHRG(wdoi)z– I finso u needz wun wif dis kewt babeh LOLcat. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.

      Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!

      *Handz Cheese a rrefreshing bevridge
      *klinkee glasses
      Cheez!!!!

      Reply
    • moe says:
      January 17, 2010 at 5:25 am

      o hai, blarghonk, nice tu meetchyew! well, ai kan nawt hav cat also. But ai feeds 1 feral cat near my workplase and 1 near my home, wen i sees them. They too durty (and no shots) tu cuddle, but they alwayz appreciates foodz and r very affectionate.

      Reply
      • nicewitch says:
        January 17, 2010 at 6:41 am

        Gud foar yu, moe!!! Teh whirrld an doas kittehs bees awl teh richur foar ur kyndniss. Wud teh lukkee kittehs letting yu halps dem wif der grooming teh littol bit? Jus taeks teh littol comb oar brush wif yu an stroaking dem wif it, gibbin dem sum skritchees. Ai betting dey wud liek dat.

        Reply
  7. Q. says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:28 am

    Aifinkso kitteh would be lost in the crush to adoptify her

    Reply
  8. old_lurker says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Oooooo…. mai faborit..gray stripey kitteh…WANT!!!

    Reply
  9. nyghtwind says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:54 am

    Squeeee! Ai will adoptify ewe kitteh!

    Oh wait…..otter kittehs wood be not so happitay wif me…..

    You is too kyute though.

    *holds on to chrg berry berry tightly*
    *finks of dirty litter boks*
    *mustnotsplortmustnotsplort*

    Reply
  10. cweenmj says:
    January 17, 2010 at 4:58 am

    Oh, I will halpifying u, nyghtwind!!

    *grabz a roll ov dukky tayp*

    *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
    *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
    *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,

    Dhere!!! u b daif now!!

    Reply
  11. audra28 says:
    January 17, 2010 at 5:22 am

    *carfuly cuts hole fer breefing*

    dere.. cween, aifinkso you gotz carried away!

    Reply
  12. Lauie says:
    January 17, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Makes me want to have the whole package, toys and all…LOL

    Reply
  13. martoonie says:
    January 17, 2010 at 5:28 am

    Pinkie nosie!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
    *thinks of tacks returns*
    *remembers she ackshully does has to do her tacks return* :sad:

    Reply
    • cweenmj says:
      January 17, 2010 at 5:36 am

      Blargh!! Taxez r deh PLEH!!!
      I duzn’t so much mind paying deh taxes (after awl, i likez habbing deh soshul infrastruktur) itz filling owt deh stooopee formz i hatez!!!

      Reply
      • nennepus says:
        January 17, 2010 at 5:39 am

        we has had a system here for a fyoo years nao – that we get the form inda mail – and all u do is check that the numbahs are rite, that you have the deeductions rite – and then you do nuffing… no sending nuffing – not saying ennifing is eggcepting the numbahs onda form…
        and iffun u needs to do chanjies – u do them online – wif elebenty passwurds…
        pritty nifty!

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        • martoonie says:
          January 17, 2010 at 5:53 am

          Nao, why can’t we has dis? Mai employer takes teh tacks from mai salaree and tells teh guvmint hao mush tehy has paid me, and hao mush tacks has been paid to teh govmint. Wehn mai bank pays me intrest (nawt so mush dese days!) teh bank takes teh tacks from teh intrest and tells teh govmint hao mush tehy has paid me an hao mush tax has been paid to teh govmint. So… teh govmint alreddy has mai munnies, an knows hao mush ai has earned. For wut purpose ai has to find elebenty billyun bits ob payper an repeat teh same informayshun on a form, which tehn (3 times owt ob teh last 5) teh govmint LOSES and asks me to send again!!!! Nenne, cud you ask ur govmint to talk to mai govmint an suggest we uses ur system? Plz?

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    • nennepus says:
      January 17, 2010 at 5:36 am

      *Hands Martoonie a choncklit martoonie*
      This maykes it so much more fun to do them!!!

      Reply
      • martoonie says:
        January 17, 2010 at 5:57 am

        Fang q Nenne, teh chonklit martoonies do indeed help many sitchewayshuns. Nao, “insert amount A into bocks B. If amount A is bigger than amount C, do not insert amount A into bocks B, instead insert amount A into bocks D, tick “duz nawt apply”, enter ur muther’s date of birth into bocks B and whistle teh first verse ob “Waltzing Matilda”. If u has a munnies, tick bocks F. If u does nawt has a munnies, tick bocks G. If u does nawt kno wedder u has a munnies oar not, cawl ur accountant.”

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      • martoonie says:
        January 17, 2010 at 5:57 am

        Fang q Nenne, teh chonklit martoonies do indeed help many sitchewayshuns. Nao, “insert amount A into bocks B. If amount A is bigger than amount C, do not insert amount A into bocks B, instead insert amount A into bocks D, tick “duz nawt apply”, enter ur muther’s date of birth into bocks B and whistle teh first verse ob “Waltzing Matilda”. If u has a munnies, tick bocks F. If u does nawt has a munnies, tick bocks G. If u does nawt kno wedder u has a munnies oar not, cawl ur accountant.”

        Reply
  14. D-R says:
    January 17, 2010 at 5:51 am

    Aw, shucks. S-p-l-o-r-t! :)

    Reply
    • nennepus says:
      January 17, 2010 at 7:50 am

      Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
      Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts D.R. in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
      Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!

      Reply
  15. adorable smudgie says:
    January 17, 2010 at 7:42 am

    yes it be tru dat kitty is adorables….

    Reply
  16. FATFARMEH-BOSS says:
    January 17, 2010 at 8:01 am

    ize gonna miz u orl wenz da weva imp roovs….n dats da troof of IT all sooooderrrrrrrrrr…..

    Reply
    • 2minions says:
      January 17, 2010 at 8:22 am

      We will missing yu too! Butt (!) wez bery gratful we can has farmers, an wen ai finks ov hao hard a farm werks, awl ai can sez iz, “We iz nawt worthy!”

      Reply
  17. Jon says:
    January 17, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Only thing kuter than behbeh kitteh wif bunneh? Bebeh kitteh wif TWO bunnehs!

    Reply
  18. Katzi428 says:
    January 17, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Must…not…look….
    Must..not…uhoh…too late……………..SPLORT!!!!!!!!

    Reply
    • nennepus says:
      January 17, 2010 at 8:34 am

      *Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
      Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts Katzi428 in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
      Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!

      Reply
  19. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:
    January 17, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Oh grashusss….that pinkie nosey is just tew much!

    *Tinks of tacks returns…BUT IT DOES NOTHING((liek teh goglols XD))!!*

    SQUEE!

    *SPLORT*

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    • cweenmj says:
      January 17, 2010 at 9:56 am

      *Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
      *It b bat tree operated.*
      *Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
      *deh kraniul kabitee.*
      *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
      *Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
      *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
      ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
      *flyz owt agin*

      Reply
  20. angie says:
    January 17, 2010 at 10:13 am

    mus not look at cwet kitteh noooo, * covrz eyz * must not lookz, oh noaws, too cwet, * SPLORT * sori!!!

    Reply
    • Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:
      January 17, 2010 at 11:10 am

      HALPS! WE HAZZA SPLORT HERE!

      Reply
    • Lungdoc says:
      January 17, 2010 at 3:46 pm

      Omaigarsh! Fanks for raisin teh alarmz, kkc! Angie has been down elebenty hourz!
      *Gentlee scoops up splorted brainz*
      *Rehydrates wif sterile saline solushum wiffa drop of aloe juice innit*
      *Packs brainz bak into brainpan, pat pat pat*
      *Puts lid bak on top adn securez wif rainbow duckytape*
      *Covers wif CHRG(wdoi) for extra protectionz*
      *Wraps angie in warm blankit*
      Okeh, nao just munch on this choklit opossum adn think calm, boring thoughts for a whiles, till teh excess kyute wears off, aifinkso.

      Reply
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