
Tunnite, on Mousterpiece Theatre…
wi proudly prezents “Da Cheezburger of Seville”
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Tunnite, on Mousterpiece Theatre…
wi proudly prezents “Da Cheezburger of Seville”
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: pawzpop via Our LOL Builder
berri berri scarey ….
Teh kitteh? … oar dat wun … beeg … iye?
Ai iz gettign scaired ob wot iz awn moustapierce fearta witsh teh kitteh wib teh scairy big I wil tel mi suun …. !!! * Hiedz behynd AP !! *
Yameen teh sho is eben skayrier? *luuks foar sumwayr tu hyde*
*Jumps on kitchen counter*
*Jumps to top of fridge*
Comeer guys, it’s safe and warm up heer!
*jumps up to kichen kownturtawp*
*tryz tu jump up tu frij, slips awn spilt shoogar*
*fawls ontu fluur instedd (ai mented dat!)*
*skrabblol-skrabblols undur teh kichen taybul*
*huff-puff-huff-puff*
*Jumpz on tablol*
*Slipz awn tablol cloff !! Fawls awn flaw !! *
Ai ment tu du taht … !!
(lol – gmta, pb!)
Kum joyn me unner heer! No-wun will fynds us!
* goze undar tablol*
* finez sum slippurrs, rolls on sied adn holds wib frunt porrz *
* gibz slipparz teh bunneh kik ob def !! *
*pownses awn teh slippur (adn pb!)*
*rolls ober and ober in kitteh-tanglol*
* .. ober nd ober nd ober … *
* sskkkkrreeeeemmmmMMMMMZZ !! *
* nd leepez hi .. !!
* hitz himz hed awn teh undersied ob tablol *
* raises owt frum under teh tablol intu libbign ruum *
* strait up awn cowch nd stawps awn teh bakressed *
.. pant, pant !!
*limps intu libbing ruum*
*curls up awn kowch*
Otay, ai is reddy for mousturpees feeatur.
* Parses ober sum fronsh toste !! *
Mmmm … gets owt teh mayplol surups.
Yer sposta use da pointy ends to climb up da tablol cloff!!
sheesh!
Mai beeg white boi used hims poyntee ends when he wuz falling off mai deks. Adn ai has free big skratches to show fur it – owees!
*strollz up tu deh base uv deh kownter*
*Leepz, digz in pointy endz and pullz up ontu kownter
*lukz at pj on top uv fridge.
U shur dis gonna werk?
*Leepz, digz pointy endz intu stak uv napkinz*
O.o
AiEEEEEE!!!!
*skrabblol, skrabblol, skrabblol*
*napkinz flyz ebbree wairz*
*much crashing adn klattering*
*leepz agin wif a feersness adn a determinayshun*
Yay!!! I b on top uv deh fridge!!!!
Wot can yu sea frum tehre .. ??
We can see dem butt! dey cannawt see us!
*lukks up* Iz sumwun up there???
*sits up awn back feets lyk a bunneh*
*eers swivel lyk radar dishes*
Ai cudda sworn ai herd sumfing up there….
*gigglols*
Congrats awn leedin teh brayd, PB!
Ai will send owt teh Makarayna Mauses in onner ob the sho!
*makarayna-makarayna-MAUS-makarayna!*
Thx AngelPlume adn yu nd Carosue tuu !!
* Ai sea teh mowses ar wairin tehir mowss-cat-ears !!
mousetrap!
Iz taht stil runnign ??
bai agatha kristie. Dun bai Harry Potter cast.
Oar is dat “Lo-bujit-theeatur”?
We kuddnt affoard hoal glasses, juss a mono … mino … wun-lenz-fingy.
Adn teh TB is broke, so we hasta draw teh pikshoors onnit.
*gets owt teh krayons* Um, we ownly has fybe kullurs.
Lemme gess, twu shaidz ob braon, perplol, pink nd puce ??
*gibs krayons tu pb*
Heer, gess deez ar urs.
Heer, AP, u can haz mai markers. Caerful, dey iz messie!
Messie … ? Datz a gud fing, yeff?
*draws awn teh TB*
*draws awn teh wawls*
*draws awn teh kowches*
Dis is fun!!
Hay!!! Nawt tu draw awn me!!!
jus dun draw awn meh, plz! *hides unner teh cowch*
Heehee, we hadda GMTA!
Hie fivez!
B kerful wif dat purplol kraiyawn … memburz watt happinded wif dat littlol boi…
Dis kitteh muss b Bustopher Jones!
Rassin frassin WerdPoopz! Haowd dis git way up heer?
izzit a telly scoap ??
Luuks moar lyk a magnifyer. (hmm, dat is whut a telly scoap duz…)
Mr. Peanut!
Hi wonts tu cashew yor attenshen !!
Wel, nuts tu dat! An ai wish he’d stawp pecan at mii.
Ai walnut hab ennifing tu du wib him !!
Floof!!! Beyoooteemus floof!!!! Gorgus F-L-O-O-F!!!!!!!!
Sew mutsh floof it luuks lyk a beeerd !!
Anom!!! Whatta regal lukking kitteh!
Fit fur royal-tea!!!
Mai cween, yu coulds admit him tu yur cabnit?
I wud admitting him enneewair!! cabnet, clozit, frunt porch, parlor, whaireber hii wantingz!!
ai luffs teh floof, exsept i’z lergic tew it…
Yu can get spinks kitteh wif no fur? Tehy cyoot.
ai dun fink sew, mai parents wud sai NO. besidses, arn’t dey spensive?
*sigh* Yesh, aifinkso tehy iz, they am teh purebreds an nawt so commun.
Also, yu wud haz tu budjit fur swetters an fings, fur cold wevver.
Dey are sorta kyuut and a liddle creepy- but feel soft liek swade- and dey have to stay warm!
iz teh professur kitteh, cum tew return ur essay! Oooh… i see a beeg, fat, F awn teh payper…
Fantaztik ??
Fabulous?
Fantabulous?
fantabulous? Wut r we in, Hie Skool Musikal?
Furst (!!) tu finnish teh eggzam ??
ai dun fink sew… i fink is moar uv a… Feeble oar a Fayl. *runs away frum teh bad graeds* Finals r cummin up, no bad graeds, plz!
Eggzellent ??
dat starts wif a ‘e’ nawt a F!
adn Ohai, pk, pj, adn pb! (tew manie p’s!!)
Obcorse it duz, silli !! * Yu donut wont a ef du yu ?? *
Mai teechur dint b teh nowin himz alfamabitz — himz finksew dey wint A, B, C, D, F, I. Butt (!) I b teh nowin beddurer — himz meended 2 givz me teh “E” 4 “Eggzellint”. Iz jess cuz himz nawt b teh nowin himz alfamabitz dat himz givded me teh “F”…
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Yeh, datz teh tikkit…
Aifinkso it’s Galahad Threepwood, just gettin hoam from teh Pelican Club abowt 0300 inna morning. Verri natti kitteh.
Ai bet hims waring teh spats, too!
Oyesh, adn teh white weskit, adn can has teh littlol sliver flask inna bak pokkit wif kittehnip tea, aifinkso…
fur medicinlol porpoises uv corse.
Not lieks Cheezburger of Seville — Iz waiting for Snacks and Snackability, or teh noo produkshun of Teh Three Mouseketeers… Of Mice and Cats wud also be gud… How abowt Romeow and Tooniette?
or da Micatgo? dat alwuz maeks me cry…
Dis be Kernil Klink frum teh Hogan’s Heroes, yesh?
Shooltz !! Dissmiiiisssstttt !!!!
I wuz jess gunna poast dat, kimkiwi!! U beetid me 2 it!
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Kernul Klink kitteh sez, “We nebber can haz uh suksessfull egg-skayp frum Stawlog Elebenteen!”
AI IZ SEWWW NAWT REDDY FUR FINALS!!!
*studdie studdie studdie*
Wise taht ?? Ar yu spendign tuu mutsh tiem awn ICHC ??
Ackshully, ai hasn’t ben awn in a wiles… but ai’z ben playin tew manie vidyo gaymes….
Wut iz dis ‘tuu mutsh tiem awn ICHC’ uv witch u speek?
Iz no such fing az ‘tuu mutsh tiem awn ICHC’!!!
Ohai, cween!
Wel, sum peepul hab nawt grode up enuff tu coep wid teh kyoot adn tehir *ahem, yungar* brayns miet bi strayned !! * juss sayen ..
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hoo yew cawlin yung??
*giglol* Onlee teh yung get uffended bai being cawled yung.
stawp callin meh yung! STAWP! *jumps up adn dawn, frowin a tantrum*
*katches teh tantrum an tosses it in teh air* Oooh, fizzy!!!
Dats MAI tantrum! u cant hab it! *jumps, trien tew get it bak*
Strayned brayns??? Eeeeuuuuwwww!
Um, mebbe keep studyin and less playin on pyuter? Just a mawm talkin…
GMTA, PB!
wut duz GMTA meen, plz tew be tellin meh? Fankew!
Oh hai, wildbreeze. it b meening Great Minds Think Alike!!
Fankew, cween!
ai’z studdieing sum French rite naow!
Oooh, le Fronsch, ness paw?
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Heerz 2daiz lessun…
fankew! Dat wuz funneh!
um, pj, ai will sae ‘i luff u’ Jeh t’aym!
Oohh, aahz, le lolfronsch it gives me de goosebumps…
.. un petty pah !!
Say somefing in Frenchlolspeek!
Zhe LOLFronsh ay tray sheek!!
er, ai shud put it dawn heer…
Jeh t’aym! It meens, ‘i lub u’
Voolay voo avwar un cheezburger?
May we ??
Avec bacon?
sertenmont !! Butter coarse !!
u will nevvur gess hao tew sae ‘bacon’…
iz called ‘lard fumay’
Ai kno duks sai, “Coin, Coin” (cwun, cwun), nawt “kwak, kwak” !!
Pfft. Unless yu be in VLC an speek teh kebekwois fronsch.
Mebbe shud nawt corrupt yu wif teh kebekwois fronsch…
Iz lyk teh difrinse between teh Ozzi-traylian inglish an teh Murrican inglish.
Tuu rite mayte !! Sheel be applez !!
Whu yu cawling froot???
ICHC – ebber a delite – an so edumacayshunal.
Ai did NAWT noe this about teh applols!
Ohai Janet !! Didja getcha cuppa tee ??
Tea??? There’s tee heer??
LOL!! Ai think if tehre wuz, awl teh leeeping an kliming kittehs at teh tawt hav long since nokked ebreeting awn the flore!
Merci!
iz a liddul hard fur meh, becuz ai onlee speek ‘un puteet puh’. (a liddul bit)
Fink uv it az praktiss!
sawry, cheezfrends, but ai muss go fur nao. See u layter! (tewmorro iz teh holidae!! Yayyy! *dans dans*)
ooh ree vwar !!
Oh! I jess rememburifyed dis frum mai kawlij daiz. It wuz teh publishted inna hyoomer noozleddur distrib… distru… sented owt 2 evvywunz awn Bitnet inna daiz b4 teh Innertoobz.
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(*Note: This poem translates to nonsense in French, but read it aloud as if it were proper French.*)
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Un petit D’un petit
Se donnait vols
Un Petit D’un petit
A d’un gres vols
Au de quinze heur seize
Au de quinze mains
Que dont peut Un Petit
Tu guettes heure a Cannes.
Say bonn !!
Wot did Humpty Doo tu diserb tihs ??
Ai hav bin heer an luked at the map! An ai hav no idea waht ai am luking at!
But ai did see teh Humpty Doo hotel!
Tehre’s nawt mutsh tu sea at Humpty Doo (norbern terror tory, OZ) cept a wildlief park.
(Teh nonsenss abuv wuz abowt Humpty Dumpty, obcorse !!)
* Ai left yu a cuppa tea wen yu had a lie daon on a nurlier LOL *
Awwwwwwwww
Thanks! {{{{{{{{poussinboi}}}}}}}}
Hao sweet!
ai’ll go get it nao. Ai’ll bet itz stil hawt!
Mots D’Heures Gousse Rames FTW!
guys, lolspeak is only funny for a line or two. A whole paragraph of it is just a sign you’re late for your adderall.
Ennywun fur debils food caek wif razberry soss in teh brakeroom???
Ohia pk…..wihin U gud luk fur de wurk fone cull! Schmooze!
Fanks!!! *hedbonk*
Yesh definetley- noo vwoyon a la sal a la break , ness pah?
Sairtinmont. Je wil bringez le (la?) gattoh au limons avec le sedes du poppees.
Iz alwyz funni..dats wut weez heah fur..2 hab sum funz an laffs. Mebbe u cud jez reed de capshon an nut 2 bi lukin at awl de cuments..den u woan wurri bout de cheezefrens medulkayshuns!!
Hopn U haf a happi dai.
well now you know. kthxbai
See dat? Is best tu leeb doez kommints awl bai deyr lownsum.
{{{{Angel Plume}}}}}
*cartwheelz thru ruum*
Tehy sez I can has ADD, butt (!) tehy juss doan unnerstanz….
Oh lukk! A chikkin!
(purrhaps groan bye Basement Cat himz elf!)
Kacky!! Es is aeussterst unhoeflich, hierher zu kommen nur um uns derart zu beleidigen. Sehr viele von uns sprechen mehr als eine Sprache. Hier sprechen wir Lolspeek.
Ich persoenlich spreche Englisch, Lolspeek, Deutsch, und Italienisch. Ich kann Franzoesish und Spanisch lesen, und habe dazu Latein und Russisch studiert.
Ich kann kaum glauben dass Sie, zum Beispiel, nach Frankreich reisen wuerden, und dann alle Franzosen belidigen weil sie Franzosisch sprechen! Genau so ist es hier. Hier sind Sie in Cheezland! Und die Landessprache ist Lolspeek.
Natuerlich sprchen wir alle Englisch. Wenn Sie zu faul sind – oder vielleicht etwas zu. . . “langsam” (?) sind
Lolspeek zu lernen und sprechen, dann sprechen Sie Englisch! Uns ist es voellig egal!
*has an impressd* {{{janet}}}
* PB hammerz a sine intu teh grownd:
“Hier sprechen wir Lolspeek” *
{{Janet}}
Eggzaktlee!!
LOL!! Ai just thot if he (an a assooom it iz a hee – moast trolls ar) dint laik Lolspeek, perhaps we cud awl just speek jerman to him fur a wile. See if he laiked that ene bedder!
An
AngelPlume an poissinboi – ai am sorree. Ov corse yoo – an awl teh Cheezguiz, ar . . . super nice! But it duz seem tath MOAST ov teh trolls hoo drop bai an insult us ar – an ai hav no idea wai – ov teh mail purrrrrsoashun.
Phillipe d’Beker an ai wunz did a long “conversayshun” in Middlol Englisch. LUKS a lawt laik LOLspeek, eneway!
Twas the funnee. Mary0Spokn thot we were akshoolee doing it – but we were just copying things frum Teh Greene Nite!
Hard tu sai !! Ai met a berri narsti feemail wun larst yeer whu attakt enniwun whu spoek !!
Teh donkey wud say tehy nede a gud hoofin !!
Aifink ai smells kuppykaeks … in teh braykruum, mebbeh?
chokklit?? wif chokklit eye zing??
Sertinly, mai leej – anyfing fur u.
*swaps teh playn banillaz fur dubblol chokklit deff*
Heer u goez!
*iis AP wiffa suspishus*
yu diddunt likk teh banilla frostyng tu remoov et, didja?
oooooo kuppykaeks! mebbe wif a glass of whine? I wills bwing teh icee cweam…
Nommy!!!
Wot flaborz yu got ?? Nuffin cacki, ai hoap !!
:snerk: gud wun!!
Ohai MJ !! Yew bi taikign teh motahoam intu teh outback nekst ??
* Ai red yor arcticlol !! *
LOL!!
Richard wuz wurried dat deh tree limmz wud nok sumfing (antenna, vent) off deh roof adn I wuz wurried dat wii wud git stuck adn have tu get sumwun tu towing us owt (fur $$$$$$$$). Wuz skeery!!!!
Wii try tu stay on deh hiwayz fur a wyle, ifinso!
Remyndz mi ob Lucille Ball nd Desi Arnaz in “The Long Long Trailer”
Ahem, not that I saw it in deh thii ater, mind u. wuz on telebizhun. Ya, on deh TV. just a yr oar 2 ago.
Hay — U can haz jess uh moaterhoam — at leest iz nawt “Teh Bigg Buss”:
Well….let’s see…..
*…puts on cone of shame…*
Ai iz embarassed that ai iz too noo here to knoe what ebberbuddy lieks — whats iz da faborite flabors?
Iz finkin dat sumtimz de peepz wot doan lik de LOLspk muz bi haffin a sadz….wenz iz maks comenz bak i prbly sounz lak a troll (pleh..frow toll mask awaz).bet iz doan bi unerstandin y peepz wut doan likz 2 laf bovver wif readin de comenz n sayin de fings dey sez! Iz notizd dat ebrywun els juz iknorz dem..iz dat de bestes fing ta do?? Iz nut bean hir solong sew iz askin fur al of yewz advis plz. Fanks u! Floofi hugz 2 U
Ohai kcl !! Iz best tu nawt feed teh trol*z ; taht’s wi tehy speke in teh furst cais !! Yor ansar wuz berri niec butt(!) wuz ignoared !! Tuu menni uther sietz desend intu bittar fietign adn pepplol lyke tihs siet coz wi doant !! Schmoo {{kcl}}
{{{kittycatlion}}}} wii haz lernt over tiyme dat it servez no purpose tu try tu splayn LOLspeek tu doze wu duzn’t liking it. U not gonna changing dere mindz. U mite wanna check owt dis editorial frum a year ago. Wii haz awlso lernt dat deh trollz offin make no sense. u kin seeing a berry egg salad listz uv trollz on PrysmaKittehz webby site.
Schmooooz tu u fur defendifying deh Cheezpeepz!!
Ia tinks we needz anudder trolhed crkay gaime. Hoo haz a set ub balz?

*snerk* Yu kno wat Ia meen!
Photoshop = cheating.
Uh oh!
Yummmm……. Maor cake!!!
Debbilz food bai deh luk uv fingz!
OMG that’s so horrible. What a terrible thing to do to that cat.
Chawnsee Uppurrkrust
Kitteh ekkspekktz t3h Besstest
andz awllwayz getz it!
Chawnsee Uppurrktust
Kitteh lubz himz Mawnnikkill.
Berreh disteengwissht!!
Chawnsee Uppurkrust
Kitteh wiilz oanlee taykz Napz
awm ellegunt Lapz!!!
Jack.
Kewl!!
It’s Bustopher Jones! Can’t you just picture him with a monocle?
Yoo ar rite!! It iz!! Ai can pikchoor him!
GMTA, Noelegy!! Akshullee, I DID pitcher himz wiffa monikkle win I poastid urleeyur, ebben wiffa veedeeyow frum Teh Reelee Yoosfull Groop (teh peeps hoo doo “Cats”). Himz iz warin uh monikkle inna veedeeyow. Goe up dare n tayk uh luk! Aw, nebber mynd — heer it iz agin>/a> daown heer 4 ur vyoowin plezhur…
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}
Is layt. Hoep yoo awl r well!
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
Hee hee!
*pownce*
*hughughughughughug*
AC!!
u’re back!!!
did u have a lovely tiem at ur mums?!?!?
Iz Col. Wilhelm Klink
ppl dis kitteh is albert einstein howsevers wez spellz it
Very cute.
OMG I think this my be my favorite ever. This had me laughing so hard that I teared up.
I smellz teh fotoshopz