
It’s Hammer Time!
“yous no haz da mooves likes i has da mooves.”
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It’s Hammer Time!
“yous no haz da mooves likes i has da mooves.”
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
Pow!
Dat wuz a coles fing! Ai lost innerchoobs until juss b4 dis lol!
Cloes eben!
Mien jus abowt stawpt tuu !! * danm wierless !! *
Congaz wunce agen Anni !!
Thx PB – mien iz bai landlien – teh halplien sed noe fawlts. Puddy_tat wuz alertid 2 let u noe Ai wuz still breevin!
Tahts gud tu kno !! Yu got teh hole wirld ob ICHC wishin yu bak tu helf, u no !!
Thx PB – Ai fink Ai aer a bit beddur 2dai. Still a bit weezee, still no tayst werkin and still coffcoffcoffin!
you can’t stop this
*taykes teh boombokx out of the attic*
*gets the cassettes out of the dusty boks*
*sets out the dancemat*
*starts the moozik*
*dances sum brayk dance*
Yoh!!
Ai lyke gurlz wib big butt(!!)s !! * Teh sawng, obcorse !!
Scarree fing iz…Ai still haz a seweeng patturn fer doze pantzez!
=^..^=
Wen tehy r bak in fashin, yu wil bi teh reddy !!
If’n Ai iz nawt tuu OLD to be seweeng anymoar, taht iz…
=^..^=
so low nawt sekkund for ANNI!
Thx Q!
feal teh beet !!
in your feet
braik it daon !! * Ohai Q !! *
iz so neet!
Yow!
ohai ebbreewun! ai gots mai doktur tineecat tee shirt yesterdai, an it iz sew kyoot ai neerlee splorted! i kwiklee lukked at a bill an taht made all teh differns!
bills an taxform will do taht to yu – yesh, tehy will!
Tea an bicuits anyone?
there’s a hole tablolfull ober dear…
Thx Nenne, Ai haz a hongree!
Ur welcome!
Ai has sum left over aplol an cranbree pudding wif hoemmade custird frum last nites dinner too – was very nommilishus – but I almost curdloled the custir
was my nawt sekkund thyme making custard not from a tin…
Thx Nenne !! * Ai doan fink ai can eet a tablolfull, butt(!) isle tri !!
tsktsktsk – nao PB – wut has MMM toalded u bout shayring?!?
*sets up a barbiesized tablol for PB*
Here – this tablolfull i for u…
Phfnkzz !! * m’ moufz fll, sree !! *
Ai fink our floofeh chik iz goin to be habbin to do mush moar cyklin to bern off teh kalorees if he keepz on nomnomnoming at tihs rait
Ai nedez mai enargee !!
*piks up fone, dial, dial, dial*
ohai, pleez to sending pb 12 boxes enargee drinkees wivakwiknes, yes, yes, ok, yes, well, yes he will pai teh bill on delibry, no wurrees
Phooey !! enargee drnkz enragee mi !! No offens, ai hoap !!
Mayd ob swet nd tayst lyk it tuu!!
* PB drinkz tap worter wen cicyloling *
*pikz up phoan, dile dile dile *
Ohai, pleaz tu sindeng mmm 12 peetzas wib teh lot !!
Oui, oui, oui, ahuh, hmm, k, shi wil pai awn delibry, sertenmont !!
Yay!!
peetsaparteh at MMMs ebrywun!!
*dials wun-atehundred-gibmeaplayntickitnow*
yesh – a playn tickit to MMMs please
OKFANGSBUY!!!
oooh MMM, yoo gots rume atcher table for me?? iz hep wif thoze peetsas yesh yesh!
Come on in ebberywun, if we get short ov teh peetzas pb haz offering to send moar!
Yu comin too pb? Aw go on, donut be vexed!
i dohno, PB’s mitey prowd ob hiz “Tap Water”
Itz got betta kemicalz tahn afletes-swet-inna-bottlol !!
mmmmm, chlorine!
.. adn flewride !!
* PB hops awn biek nd riedz tu worf !! Paddlolz owt in teh bay in a kayak !! Whuz? Ai doan oan it !! *
If ai paddlol berri berri farst, ai can looze tohze kalreez nd maik it tu mmm’z foar teh pardie !!
Yesh yesh, go fur it pb! Teh sno is meltifying, adn teh sunn is owt, iz neerly 8° C (datz 46° F). We can haz pardee on teh patyo!
Ok, well mebbeh nawt!
Tahtz OK !! Teh sno mite bi gon by teh tiem ai kan paddlol tu yoorp !! Yu can heet up teh leftoberz … !!
scuse pleez, wut mean ‘leftobr peetsa’?
*luks up inda dikshunary – cant find a definishun*
*googlols – cant find eggsplatnayshun*
*shrugs*
No one has ever seen dat befoar!!!
o.O !!
*
* turnz kayak bak tu shoar witsh iz nawt far coz teh roap wuz stil ‘tatcht tu teh worf !!
PB, i checked out those google earth directions, funy… did you also chek teh walkin directshuns?
tehre even better, get to japan “cross street-take stairs down to pestreean walk way 50m-take
stairs up- turn left 0.7k-turn rite etc. (still yoose ky ahk tho)
Wel, so tehy du !!
Teh deetayl iz impressib, if impractickablol !!
“#681 Go down the pedestrian tunnel stairs ….. 38 meetrz”
“#682 Go up the pedestrian tunnel stairs”
.. and onli 21,258 km tu Skadadlol in 173.5 daiz !!
by teh way, tanx allot PB yoo Straylions is owt to get me… first yoo talk bout Ned kelly’s
cant sleep, watch infomerkal
armor an put imayj ob deemun Yahoo Serious in my hed
for ole moozk an heer comes Rolf Harris wif wabblol bord an all…!!! sent me screemin into teh night
what i do to yoo? (iz gonna mayk you watch old re-runs of “Mykohl Benteens Potty Time”!)
Ahem !! Yu torkt bowt Ned Kelly furst, ai beleeb ??!!
Ennie waiz, iz rebenj foar owr kidz copyin merricanz wiv tehir unnerpantz up hi nd tehir trowzarz daon lo !!
O. It wuz Q !! Wel, hao bowt taht !! * polly geez *
nope… wuz Q
for those wuo don’t know…(lucky peeps)
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXiqiC5dS8
mind the gap…
eben better
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rpwyww3Umw
adn tell yer kidz that dat ‘fashun’ started in teh prizzonz
nebber myn!
an it wuz teh gize advertyzin teh
Wel, yu arkst foar it:
Nao yu kno awl abaot breakdaon hardcorr !!
* Sea ya !! *
wair yoo goin’, get bak hear!
WOW!!
mercy full lea i had forgotted taht wun.
yoo peep ole mus be so prowd, Yahoo Serious and Paul Hogan in the saym country… imajin taht!
and yoo created Alvin Purple too
hav a good sleep, day or wuteber, (iz mondae tehre rite?)
*dial, dial, dial*
ohai frenz, ai’z getting a delibry ov pre-payd peetzas (mwahaha, sekretlee calld peetza joynt hoo wil charj pb), yu wanna come rownd fur noms? Yesh yesh, we gettin teh enargee drinkees too!
Yor fren Bill iz tutshed bi teh uglee stik ?? Hao sad !!
Bust a moove kitteh!
Ai dunno tho, ai think kitteh took teh jump tew teh left…
naow heez taikin teh step tew teh riiiiight…
den will he putt his hand on his hyps?
adn shaik it awl abowt?
nope, hims’ll bryng hiz nees en tyght.
letz dew teh tyme warp agin!
aifinks wi mite neads tu tayk tihs dansdansdans tu teh nawty barn.
STAND BAK EBBERWUN…..taht belleh needs snorgling!
*hands MMM a snorglol snorklol*
*sets up the divingflag*
*ties a rope round MMMs waist*
Just yoink the rope wehn ur ready to be pulled up!!
* Hans mmm teh snorglol snorklol !! Doan furget tu breev, k? *
Gud to no yur teyre if ai neez halp getting bak owt – see yu lader ai’m goin in.
Blessins tu yu awl tudae! Ai b gettin reddee fur chirch.
Mawnin, kk !! Hab a gud tiem !!
Ya senz of umor begga$ bileaf…laf wot i set off….$$
WOTs anammer4….nokin nales in… ha ha..
Geen-e- us…
yu cant tucsh dis!
noh reelly, dunnawt tusch mi! ai has teh pointee ends!
No, no! Not Hammur Time…It’s Hokey-pokey time. Stik yur rite foot in, stik yur rite foot owt, stik yur rite foot in and yoo shake it all abowt. An yoo do teh hokey-pokey an yoo turn yurself arownd. Dats wat its all abowt!
I giggled.
Kitteh got some moves!
Can’t touch this!
It’s Super Freak all over again.
This is still one of the all-time funniest cat pictures ever!
“Let’s twist again, like we did last summer” (my 45 r.p.m. records, let me show you dem)
Is peenut buttur jelee time!
Should be
“Dodginz invisible bulletz!”
lol