
basement cat’s ‘Grow Your Own Chicken’ kit, finally came in the mail.
oh noes! i no want mah snaks to go!
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basement cat’s ‘Grow Your Own Chicken’ kit, finally came in the mail.
oh noes! i no want mah snaks to go!
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: gretachristine via Our LOL Builder
U haz ur werk cut owt, kitteh!
congarats anni! wii haz a almos tye butt youze ahed bya noze!
An mai noze is an adbantij wen Ai run a raes!
We has a brayd! *dansdans-sundaymacramay-dansdans*
Yay! Shal wii dansdans awf tew teh tye booteek? Purrhaps a stawp at teh pi stall awn teh wai? Ai hazza hongree an dunno wat tew maik fer noms.
Oh yeff, ai wuz deyr erlyur dis moarnin.
Tudayz speshul is applol karmel, adn dey has choklit silk tu!
Wiff lawts ob whippy-kreem, ob korse!
Chokklit silk! *faynts frum teh antisi….payshun!*
*rushez arown tu ketch bf befoar she hits teh grownd*
Heer, lemme help u ober tu the pi-stawl. We needs fortifyin!
BF- are u dress appr, um aprup.., um, in de rite close? U haz de busteyay and garter belt and hi-heels? Since u haz de antisi…payshun!
nawt tu furgit teh boah!
must has teh boah.
Yesh- if u haz de boah den u can haz sum pi.
mmm! applol karamel sownds yummy, butt butt choklit silk… *drool*
We iz doin teh chikkin-dans, Ai hopes?
*flappyflappyflappyflappy*
*klukkyklukkyklukkyklukky*
*twistytwistytwistytwistydaon*
*clappityclappityclappityclappity*
*repeets ovur an ovur*
*topplesovurwifabrefless*
Wurl…iffen wii wuz racin bakwards ahm shure ai wud leed bya butt
Ai hasta wurk? Aifawt mebbe dey growz by demselfs.
*tayks a nap whyl dey duz sum growin*
Wayk meh up wen deyz reddy, k?
Beleeb me, Ai haz been dere an it iz hard werk hatchin chikkins an halpin dem gro!
Gud, den u sownds kwallyfied.
Ahl be obber heer *zzzzzz*
eggsaktlee awn tyme
Is dis a yoak, or whut?
Ooh, AngelPlume, yoo craks mii up!
If u lyke dat, ai kud lay anuffer wun awn u.
wii haz tew skramble tew keep up wif u!
Oh, ai juss sittin heer awn teh syde, poachin whut kums bai.
Omelet yu du dat, wyul ai maeks sum towst.
Datz a rottin fing tu du! (doan furgets teh jam)
Yu shur abowt teh jam? Ai wudint want tu coddle yu tu mush.
Doan wurry, ai has a tuff shell.
You guys crack me up.
Oooops. Guilty as charged. *runs and hydes in shame*
Will reed all commintz more carefully.
(yah, dat wuz a reepeet, so nao ai needs tu du a dubblol)
Ahd beet u up, but mah brayns ar fryd.
Nawt tu hassing a wurree, pjp – ai finking dat 4.5K wud happlee shirr-d commint wif yu!
Ok, butt! AP still mite beet me up.
Otay, nao whut duz ai du?
Nao you getz ouwt da breadingz.
Deez doan luuk reddy fur fryin yet.
Warez teh leggz? Dat mai fabrit part.
Hee reely shudda had teh nest alreddy bilt!
Doan eben fink abowt usin mai kitteh-bed!
*kurls up in teh kitteh-bed juss in kayse*
*tuks awl teh littol chikkin seeds arownd AngelPlume*
Der – dey bees nies an coazee. Yu keeps dem warm an … um … trai nawt tu muuving arownd tu mush.
It ownlee tayks free weeks fur dem 2 hatsh!
Ai spoze ai kud nap dat lawng, but ai wud need ruum serbiss.
Oh, waytur! Sum gushifuds heer! Adn milks, wiff a bendy-straw.
Ooooh … ai feel … funkeh.
him iz styl wayting fur hims groh yur oan cheezburger kit.
Not shur I wanna b dere wen deh cowz kum home!
At leest teh kows ar full-growd. Deez rownd fings ar ridikyoolus!
Tehy nawt eben come wif purrfurated line oar ennyfing fur getting tehm opin!!!
We spozed tu open dem? Derz chikkins insyde?
*pondurz*
How dey fit chikkins in deyr?
*pondurz*
Mebbe tehy iz dehy… dihai… awl teh watters takened owt an tehy dry? We just-add-watters an haz chikkins?
*gets big pawt, fills wiff waddurs*
*puts teh rownd fings intu teh waddurs*
*wayts*
*wayts sum moar*
*turns on da stove*
*wayts*
*wayts sou moar*
Whair’s teh chikkins?!?!
Iz spost tu be CHIKKINS!
*adds celery*
*add karrots*
Is it soop yet?
Whai are yu putting small trees an poisin fings in teh chikkin watters???
Kitteh needz tew purruse hiz kopy uv Chikkin Farming fer Dummiez
Chikkin seeds!!!
naow ai jus need teh soyl, teh grow lite, teh furrtilyzer……
Hay, taht soil iz fur planting mai seeds, getowtuvit!!!!!
An teh grow lyte iz nawt fur warming harbles!!!
I lyks em hard boilt, plz.
Dats cheeting! Yoo … yoo … aborshunist!
Yummy yummy chikkin seeds.
Ai swares ai did nawt reedawl dis wae daown teh fred bifoar ai poastid mai commint up abuv. Go luk.
Aifink datz a GMTA – u is awn teh saym wayblenf wiff ur twin!
Is ossum tu bee shairing teh brayn liek dis! Ai’ll bee aybul tu tel peepuls “Noes, ai nawt can finking abowt dat tudae – mai twin gots teh brayn rite nao. An noes, ai doan noes wen seh wil bees dun wiff it.”
Until we get tu,
“Wayt, ai nawt haz teh brayn, aifot yu had it.”
“Nawt me, yu had it last.”
“Hay! Taht brayn iz nawt a kittehtoy, come back here wif taht!!!!!”
Uh oh- brayn nao stuk under frij..
Duz we need teh CCC?
Hooz hedd shud we put it in?
PK and nice witch are sharing- wose turn is it to haz de brayn! first shud blow off de dust bunnehs…
Oo .. ooo …. Ai cud hassing teh dust bunnehs, pls?? Ai lubs teh bunnehs, eebin teh dustee wuns. Anne Franklee, ai nawt awl dat frilled wif brayns. Peepuls eggspekts wae tu mush ob yu wen yu hassing teh brayn. Liek thots. An ansers tu der stoopee kweschins. An Plans (awlwaes kapitulyzd) foar Wut Yu Nintend Tu Duing (ditto) wif ur lief (selldim ditto). Ai’ll jus stae heer wif teh bunnehs, kthx.
*piks up teh dust bunnehs an jentlee stufs dem in hur eers*
Der yu goes, littol bunnehs – lawts ob ruum foar yu tu plaeing insied der.
Ai lukked, ai saw, ai LOLed.
Cackle-berries?
Just adz nest
OMG basement cat is making undead chickens!