-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous POP-UPS | Sry, ai cant Next »
FAXING SELF
» 123 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
rahneehoneylizard on Around the Interwebs: ZOMG I C… barbara on Animal Memes: Philosoraptor … Riverweasel on Animal Capshunz: Honey Badger… Annette Heathen on Animal Videos: ‘Dexter… Zombie Woof on Animal Capshunz: Honey Badger… Keeper on O, It’s U Guys Agai… danielwalldammit on I Has A Hotdog: Teeny-weeny… midnightdstroyer on Animal Gifs: Kangaroo Kic… Becky on Animal Gifs: Kangaroo Kic… Truemouse on Animal Gifs: GOTTA MAKE UP FOR… Truemouse on Animal Videos: ‘Dexter… Evi on Around the Interwebs: ZOMG I C… Evi on Around the Interwebs: ZOMG I C… gigaherz on Cyoot Kittehs of teh Day: I Re… Evi on Animal Videos: ‘Dexter… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Lolcats - Lolcats n' Funny Cat Pictures
Classic LOLcat
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Where Goggie Dreams Are Made
Animal Capshunz - All of the Internet's Animals. Captioned
Even Lions Have These Moments
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Come On, Dog, Do You Really Need to do That?
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Daring Leap
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Hide!
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
Mis-Carved
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Cannot Be Unseen
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Shirts? We Don't Need no Stinkin' Shirts!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Evil Spock (Leonard Nimoy)
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Epicute: Secret Rainbow House Cake
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: Gettin' Biblical
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Parent of the Year Awards
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
All Jumbled Up
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
Dat wai Ai get lossa cheezburgerz
Itza gud feery butt(!) ar tehre enni fax tu suppoart it .. ??
Gud moarning Anni nd congaz agenn. No apaffy heer !!
Thx PB – Ai aer hardlee awayk – din’t wayk up till an ower ago (10am!) had a bad nite wiv teh coff!
Yu nead tu shaik taht cawld / bwronkytus asap!! Gud tu sea yu at werk (here) still !!
Had 2 bring mai breffus cawfee wiv me! Naow Ai spoze Ai shud get washt an drest!
Wynot !! Iz gud tu bi drest if teh doarbel wringz !!
Adn cornfyuzing tu hab lunsh in yor nietwair .. !!
ned wide paiper !!
Mai mynd wendt blank lyk teh paiper …. !!
*gibs PB a pakkidj of bland paypurr anna boks of culluring pencils*
There – nao u can fill de payjis wif cullur!!!
Mornin, Nenne! We haz losted owr sno! It rayned awl nite an washt it awai.
oh good! Nao – all that’s left is to get that coff of yours eeleemeenaytid!!
We’re getting a new load of sno this week-end…
Duz awl taht wait ob sno corz prollemz, Nenne ??
Lyke crak teh ruuf awr damidg gardin shedz ?? * Haz a curio city.. *
Ooo !! No Sno !! Yool bi bak tu shawpign berri suun !!
* Goze bak tu cullering ….. *
\|/ ____ \|/ @~/ ,. \~@/_( \__/ )_\ \__U_/
Hmm, tahtz
nawtintressign !!\|/ ____ \|/@~/ ,. \~@/_( \__/ )_\\__U_/clappity clappit, pb, dat’s a ossum drawin!
Thx Gizmo !! Akshuly, eyesore it sumwair munfz ago adn had tu adaptify it tu suit ICHC!! Ai had teh saim trubble wiv it tehn, tuu !!
Fraum memmree, it wuz mi smiloling foar teh googlol urf fotoze wile paddling a kie-ack tu bizit Nenne adn Miniminsmum .. !!
*snerk* aihopeso it got on teh mapp!!
Lolspeak Off
Try Google Maps and enter directions from Melbourne, Australia to Seattle, USA.
After forty instructions, it says to kayak across the Pacific Ocean 5404 kilometres to Japan!
Good to know they have a sense of humour.
*sprays cawfee awl over teh lappytop* dats hillaryus!!1!1!
Berry crebber!
ooh – Peek Lasso, eet ur hart out!!!
It shud be dispLOLated at MOMA!
Puddy is cummin 2morro 2 do sum shoppin 4 me. Ai wull hab 2 goe owt awn Choozdai an go 2 teh doktur bowt mai coff.
ohai, anni! ai’m sowwy tu here yu still has teh coff
butt (!) its gud noos dat teh sno has gon! it’s gon in teh midlands tu, yippee! ai wus gettin mytily tyrd uf slippy-slidin mai way tu werk *nods*
Ai haz ownlee bean owt 3 tiems sins Disembur 17! Sno#1, piggyflu den 3 dais cleer, den sno#2 + bronkitus!
eeek, dats nawt gud at awl, fank gudniss fur ICHC adn its intertaynin cheezepeeps or yu mite hav gon crazee!
B4 ICHC wen Ai wuz howsbownd fur a week, Ai wuz fawlin apart affer 3 daiz!
aifinkso ai’ll haf tu menshun ICHC in teh aknolijmints uf mai feesis, as its teh bess plays in teh wirld tu com fur fibe minnits wen ai haf a brayn freez adn nede a brayk frm ritin adn a gud chuklol!
mai dai usuallee goes: rite a paragraf, chek ICHC. rite a sentins, mayk a cuppa, chek ICHC. rite a paragraf, check ICHC…
Whut ur feesis b abaot, Gizmo?
ohai, kaykitteh! mai feesis is abowt teh Gothic in literature and illustrated texts (e.g. comic books). it feels lyk its tayken me furebber butt (!) ai’m submitting at teh end uf teh munf
Yay fur sune-tu-b-finishd feesis!
fankees
ai’m lukking furward tu a littlol freedom, oh yeshyeshyesh!
Ai yuused tu poosh teh trolley foar mi mum; duz hi du taht ??
Noe, him leebs me propt up awn teh trolly wile him fetchis teh fuds! (did dat awn teh wai hoem frum horsepiddlol wen Ai had mai gawl bladdur owt!)
* Hazza nyu respeck foar annipuss !!
Wuz keehoel sir jury, an teh shoppin wuz teh nekst dai!
We still has some lumps of sno but is mostlee gorn. And today we has teh torrenshul rain an howlin gale, so eben tho ai cud go owt, ai do nawt want to!
Dere iz wun shrinkin lump ware sumwun cleerd dere dribewai, but dat iz awl. An teh rayn iz purrsistin doun heer 2!
Depressin, isn’t it. Ai has been amyoosin maiself bai lukkin at real estate in Aridzona…
Ai wuzn’t goin enniware enniwai!
harf-harted drizzul heer, butt(!) sno mostlee gorn. Ai lyked it wen it wus deepan, crispy eevun but skwished to pakkd yse wiv mor sno awn top an tehn sum yseynuss wus a bit scayrifyin to wolk awn – Ai wus afrayd Ai myt fawl doun, go BOOM!
Ai wus abul to dig maiseff a tunnul form teh dor to teh car, so Ai cud at leest leev teh howse.
todai: catburger!
Ohai! Ai doan’t fink we haz met. Plz 2 assept mai floofee paw in walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Ohai and good morning to all peepz. Adn Ai’m glad to heer that Anni’s sno has meltified finally. Maybe the coff will to melting away awlso!
*Looks around for sumfing to nom and sip…*
Mornin Q (well, iz juss affernoon heer!) but az Ai haz ownlee been up fur 2 owerz, Ai fink mornin iz rite!
You feeling okay?
I made some coffee and scones – want some? ’nuff for everybody!
Had a bad nite wiv teh coff, so tukk a cupplol uv owers eggstra!
yur rite, Q, we can has nuffin tu nom or sip yet! *scurries intu teh kichin, rummagis fru teh cubbords…fiddlols wif teh cawfee masheen…*
heer we go! sordid paystrees, biskits adn fresh froot wif hawt tea adn cawfee adn hawt choklit. enuff fur ebberywun – enjoy!
biskits adn hawt tee! Yee-ummmm!
Oh, an Happi Caturday tu awl!
*big crashes and bangs can be herded frum the green kitchin*
*a slitlee flusturd Nennepus shows up in the doorway*
erm – ai mentid tu du that – *nodnodnod* – ai shur did!!
*drags in a booffay cart filled wif:*
peenuttbudder cookies
lemmings and pinenut caek
buddernutsquash stoo for the lunch crowd
and cherry moofeens
*drags in the drink cart as well*
and here sordid joosis, smoofies, tee, cawfee, hot chocklit, ovalteen, shampayn and chonklit martoonies!
Enjoy!
oooh obalteems and shampain!! ma faborite!!
Nawt in teh same glass, ai hope!
eerm – bubbly malted chonklit martoonie?!?
ackshully, against mai bedder judgement, dat sowns kwite nice…
ackshully, it sownds lyk a molteezer!
An alkyhawlic molteezer! Wuts nawt to like!
Hello, Cadbrees? Ai has a nydeer….!
purrsaktleh!!
*makes a batch of alkyhawlic molteezers for all*
Skål!!
*slurpslurpslurpslurpslurp*
Mmmm….. deelishus. Ai finkso ai may need a nap now.
Ooh !! Lemming nd pinenut caek !! It haz dubblol creme tuu !!
*
* Likz lipz !! (mien, fankz berri mutsh !!) Droolz (wieps taht up)
Okay is also orderin frensh fryes, sody pop, chikon tenners, salid, mmmm….
Facks masheen bee borked doo tu menny kitteh harez kawt inna mekkanizm. Kitteh mai haz tu drybe tu Burger King innsted.
toonces, da starvin, er drivin, cat….
ohai fuzzy, wehre yoo binn? ink wire inmindz want to kno!
drybe? DRYBE?? Ar u NUTS???? Do u know that LITERALLY BILLIONS ob cats is killed ebery single day drivin cars? Are yoo peeps awl so stoopie dat u jsut finks teh kittehs is teh kewt an funny? Letting a cat drive ur car is EGGSACKLY like firing a loaded gun into a crowd! An ai shud know becaws ai am a licensed driver! DO NOT DO DIS, AI BEG U.
*removes troll mask*
Oh boi dat wuz fun, nawt had wun ob dem for a while!
Teh “poor fesshonal” lien orlwaiz kilz mi !!
* Hans SJ a drink frum nenne’z trollie *
Ooh, fankies pb. Cheez! Still hawt wehr u is?
Cheez !! It wuz 30C / 86F todai adn ai wuz wurkin awn a tin ruuf remoobin a ded possum !! Coolar nao, fnx !!
* Mush betta tahn 45C larst mundane !! *
30 degrees? Kwite chilly tehn in comparison!
Will nawt inkwire how a ded possum got awn teh ruuf in teh first place…
*whispurrrs* aifink it’s insied the roof…
smellyfing the enbirunmint…
Ugh. Teh rottin corpsis in teh roof space – do nawt want.
ai bin homez wiff da notmovincuz-it -hurtz, but ai finks ai can russel up some tea and some nommi cranberi-bred toadts. adn aifinkso we have sum leftober cheezcake sumware. oooff! and how does soem babananannana bread sound 2 u? iz potluck shay me todai—
*drags the carts over to Melias*
*carefully* {{{{melia}}}} – sorree about the pleh – and beeeeeeeeems for them going away wiffakwikness!!!
fang-kew nennepuss!!–ai is slow, but ai gets dere eveenchilly!!1! soon ai be zippin aboot agin.
well ‘zippin’ mai be extra zajeration!!
melia, nys to meetcha!
where yoo be? went to yur profeel to get to no you and niffin tehre…
or ‘nUffin’ even.
Wel, lurk huze heer !!
* Ai si yu shabed yaw bierd awf .. *
I cood ant get teh byrds and skweerals to stop dansin an stuff…
Tehy onli du taht tu tel yu tehir alibe adn yu ar tuu !! * Yay !!
*
well, i do need ree myndin frum tyme to tyme.
Yorl bi neadin tehse shaydez laidur …
nooo, BIG rain acummin’ (so they say) 4″+ and footses ob snow in teh mountains!!!
an why din’t yoo tell me itz “VAMPYRE WEEKEND” on Triplol j?!!? i’m not reddy… i’m not dressed rite… auuuuggh!!!!
Silli !! Tahts jus a pop gruup naim. Tehy recoardid tehm libe and nao tehy bi playin teh taip awn Mundane 8pm heer, sew taht iz Mundane 1am for yew !! * Yu prolly bi gibbin teh kitteh himz lai niet snak tehn !!
*
I feel so silli
*no, teh snak iz at 11pm*
ok i went bak an akt shoo lee read all obit, i gess tehts wy tehy hab mor dan 1 line
Ime wunnering if tihs iz yor kitteh ??
* Ime awf tu bed nao, sea ya laytir !! *
niffin, nuffin–so cloze… ai r in lubberly frozed Mushagin, in da Staites. Ai has da envee for Annipuss cuz her snow iz all meltifyed. Ai am pleezed to meetcha!!
lottsa peeps from Meshuganin (i growed up there. now live in cal aye for nye yay)
If u is in cal ay for nye yay – must be eeek o’clock in teh mornin, no?
not too bad, is 4:53 am an iz ben up sinse 3:00… (tahts wen my wunnerful luvving cat ‘MUST BE FED’) i luv him so…
Bless him. Maybe u can teach him to use teh tin opner?
fat chance! he thinks far to highly of himself…rather starve.
hhhmm– werdpoopies iz bein diffycult todai…
Soe! Wass diffrunt?!!!!!
Juss bak form Yogut – see mai shy ning haylo! -
*Doun dawg; cobra; sunsalute*
Tym to luk at LOL wyl lunch coks
*Worrier; goddess; try angul*
LUKKIT TEH ITTY BITTY KITTY!!!!
*Chyr; bote;SPLORT*
Nawt shore wat Ambercat iz awn abowt, but Aifink her iz doun, soe…..
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*chyld poes*
Breevin in teh blu and calmin teh breffs. An nommin teh choklit!
Oh, tahnk yoo miss anni!!!
i saw Ambercat wuz doun an din’t kno whut to do cause lawdy knows i donekno nuffin bout birfin no…..wait wrong script
.
AHEM… goodoh, well done, just ahhh carry on.
.
*mayxspeedeexit…*
*Wunders wot taht poes luks lyk in yogah!*
Ai cannawt has yogah – ai has teh dairee intolerantses
Ai haz sum ebbri dai 2 cownter teh pleh effex uf teh auntie buy o’ticks!
Haz bery nastee effeckt awn me – butt (he he) maybe dat is teh point!!
Mai babeh sistur an hur dottur hab teh laktoze intoleruns, Aifink mai dadcat did 2, but nowun els in teh famblee haz it.
wisch ai kud facks maiseff ova tu doobai eensteyd awf fliun dere tudae!
or use a portkey…
o.O – doobay – you will get tu see that noo building wif elebentyhundred storrees!!!!
Yez! Aid evun du teh flu netwurk!
Ai seed dat building last yeer when it wuz nawt kwite finished. Iz, liek, rly rly big. Ai meen, BIG. HYOOOJ. An shinee. Ai’m surprised LCB has nawt “taken it to luk at it in teh lite” yet.
Has a gud flite, catena – u is goin for teh loliday or teh werk? Iz nice time to bisit doobai ennyway, wevver-wise.
speshullee after they added all the sparklee bits:
Dat’s pretty gosh darn sparklee. Ai can’t help but think – wut if you wuz awn teh top floor an teh elebaytor wuz borked? Apparentlee some nutter did a base jump awf of it – if dat’s teh solution den ai’m stayin heer awn teh grownd.
Me 2 – Ai prifurr terrur firmur – teh moar firmur, teh less terrur!
LCB hasent figgurd awt hao tu gets it ins hur bag yet, aifink!
fur wurk, unfurrshunetlee!
Dat’s a shame – still is bedder dan some places u cud be going! Enjoy ur trip.
Ew neva fale 2 amooz meh! plizz donna stoop…$$
Happi Caturdai ebberwun!!! I iz at wurks, but (!) hazza happi enniwai. It mite git awlmost 50 degrees here tudai!! WeeHoo!! I duz nawt dew well wif the cowld wevvers!
Ohai, 3km! Is maibee gets tu 46 F heer tudai! Awlmoast tropikal heet waive!
*sigh* i wish this was actually possible…..
U fail. Burger Kind doesn’t have cheeseburgers.
it dus 2, fee!
i jus went deer yesterday,
an i gotza dubbl cheezburger!!
I do not even know with incredibly blog greatly that helped me God bless yo