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Sry, ai cant come owt 2 teh snoblol fite. May mommy tinkz ai mite b mistaken fur a snoblol.
Don werry hers no maykes u waer dis swetter
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2 rite kitteh!
Lets sillybrayteyour taupe spot indoors – wif a hyooje bouffay brunch!!
lets have:
Applol joose
Bananananana bredd
Carrot an kawreeunder soop
D…
Delicate littlol quiches
Egg-white omelettes
Fronsch fries!
G…
Garlik bred
Hawt unyun soop
Iis creem
Jelly/o
K..
Kebabs, shisk
Lemming caek
Moosse, choklit
N…
Nuts, sordid
Oreo cookies
Pecan py
Q…
Queesh (hmm, dat NAWT rite in LOLspeak!!)
Raer beef slyses on dose litlol panceks, wid hoarse radisch creem
Solted peeknuts
T…
Treepol Chokolate Kaek
Unleemiteed choklate possums
Vewwy nommy figgie puddin’
W…
Wite chokklit
Xtra larg bowlz uv ise kreem
Yellolow banananananas
Zabaglione!
Delicous donots
Ecy eggs
French toasts
G…
Goldeyrod egggz
Huny-dipt sordid paystrees
Impossumably gud bevaraghez
J….
cheez burgerz
coco cola
aminal cwaker
awfabit soop
cake
chocolate cake
vanila cake
ice cweem cake
cheez cake
cheez burgerz
sooshi
pi
appl pi
besides – is coald and wet – donut liek!!!
ai iz teh furball nawt teh snoball!
‘Zaktlee!
Congrats to Anni, Nenne, and Keshet in teh free-way tye. Shall we amble ovur to the BootEek and rummage around the offerings?
ooh – lets!
I kneed sum nooo mittens – I’ve worn out the fumbs on mine!!
Just fink – iffen ur fumbs were un-opposable, you wouldn’t wear out the glubbies.
I’m still pondurring on hao I wear out the fumbs om my mittens when all I do, is wear them back an forf on the bus to wurk everyday…
Dats funneh — *Finks finks finks* whut cud Nenne bee doin ta wearz owt her fumbs? lesssee…
Awlwaes hookin dems inna her belt loops?
Beatin onna da seat likee dwum stiks?
Cleanin da durt offa a bus winderz?
D…
Dusting off the bus seats?
Easing the windows open?
Fretting away at loose threads?
G…
Draw onda steamee windurrs
Eet the wool wiffout notycing
Fastfingurr texting onda fone
G…
Grabbin teh seet awn tite terns
Hanging awn tu othur ridurs
Ise awn windoes, rubbin awf
J…
Jinglin keyz in coat-pokkets
Kittehs nomming glove thumbs in teh night
Little noizy kids on bus, thumping on hedd wif thumbs
M…
Munching mitten-thumbz aksidently while biting cheezburger
Nailbyting unconchuslee
Opening sharpedged tuna-tinz wif mittnz on
P…
Poking mitten-thumbz in eers to keep bus noize owt
Quicklee texting messajis to Cheezfriends wif cellfoan
Raveling mittenyarns (oar unraveling? saim ting?)
S…
Stikking hans in hur bagz
Takin awf teh glubz
Uzin tehm daley
V..
purrhaps yu twiddlols yur fumbs on de bus wen yu nawt lukin?
*rummaj rummaj rummaj*
ooo! luk at dis! aaaa! whut iz dat?
ooooh shiney!
…um, dis may tayks awhyle…
its definitelee a risk!
Yu nawt want to gow owt enniwai kitteh, sno iz cowld and wet!
I haz a cat named Snoball Bushido.
]^;^<
ooh – we can see pikshoors?!?
Looks like big bad wolf to mei.
>^;^<
Wulfs fur dansin wif, nawt frowin snobawls wif!
Maaaahm! Teh wulfs iz at teh door agin!
maebbee dey reelee hunky bois .. likee inna Twilight….???
Just as long as dey gawt no sparklee frendz…
No want da sparkoly guys!!!! Onlee da hunkee wuns ….
Yesh indeed. If we has to has vampires, tehn gimme Spike.
Ooooo yesh! Angel an Spike…naow doze wuz sum hunky vampyres!
For me, Angel nawt so much, but ai’ll take him if Spike’s busy.
Oooh, same here! I luvs me some Spike!
Wait, whut? Whut is rong wif teh sparkly guise? Sounds like a win to me. Whut is u not telling me?
Dey is a bit of a pain in teh nek.
*scoffs* Well, YEAH. They is teh guise. Tell me something I doesnot know.
U has a point. Ai guess at least dey has gud cars.
So it’s settled, then? I can has all teh sparkly guise?
Nobuddy else wants them? U is sure? I donot mind sharing. Much.
Ahem. U mind iffn ai … take wun and have a gud luk at him in teh sun lite? Ai’ve hurd that’s when teh sparklol really shows…
Oh, yes, halp urself. Only be teh careful. Teh fact that everybuddy else was wary of them and let me have all of them without a argument gives me a suspicious.
Just gibs tehm a hot dog and tehy’ll go ‘way. Or hang around foar moar. mmm.
Hmph. I tried to serve hot dogs rapped in biskit dough but *some* piggehs got all offended, just cuz of teh name. Sheesh.
is otay, mebbeh wii kin coming in fur a littlol byte tu eet insted…
O, that’s a gud idear. We can has piggehs in blankets!
Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints, fankies!
* scampersawiatuhydeunnertehcowchwibakwikness *
* mumblolmumblolmumblol *
Adn heer ai wus awl reddy tu fixing yur stoopy robo-phlonquais… Ai has eben red teh destrukshun manyooul!
That robo-phlonquais has been nothing but trubbles. So, in that way, it is just like a real-life phlonquais.
Does u think u can recalibrate teh henweigh? Teh timing is off and it’s affecticating teh Fetzer valve, which as u can see is playing havoc with teh network censors.
* blank lukk *
Umm… Err… Yesh. Whut yu sed.
Lemme go getting mai hammur.
Whutever. U is teh “expert”.
Oh, and Piggeh, be sure u has on all teh requisite safety gear before u touch teh— *ZAPPITYBZZZZZZZZZTTTPOOOF*
Whoops, too late.
Wandersoffwithanonchalance
* shayke shayke shayke *
Ahem. Err… Yesh, ai has fixded yur robo-phlonquais.
Huh? Whut? O, mai furrs is awlwais teh stikkeh owt liek tihs.
Whut’s wib teh smoke, yu sai? Umm… well, taht is frum teh… err… welding ai had tu duing.
Nao, whut a Piggeh has tu du tu getting an Applol Joos arownd heer?
yu shurs yu juss wunts applol joos? aftur awl yur wurks aifinks yu deesurvs ai bits moar.
*poors piggeh ay Guinness*
ooo fankies! * slurps Guinness *
*koff-koff from teh smokes*
O, u wants some applol juice? Is teh vry easy.
*hands Piggeh teh robo-phlonquais robo-remote*
Teh sequins for applol juice is teh 111starpoundstarstarelebenty. That brings up teh menu of menus. I forget whut u has to press after that, but u can always bring up teh Halp feature by pressing teh Yes, No, Whut and Splort buttons all at teh same time.
Hmm… nao ai seas teh trubble yu has bin habbing! Taht is CLEERLY nawt hao yu maeks Applol Joos, freshly skwoze, steel warm, juss hao yu lieks eet!
Lemme juss go ober heer adn ai wheel bii rite back wib sum…
But… but… teh robo-phlonquais is sposed to do everything! It will get teh jealousies.
Uh-ohs, see? The robo-phlonquais just pickeded up ur hammer and is following u to teh, um, applol juice-making room! Lookout!1!!
* throws a bag ob pennzoil flaybur pork scratchings *
* watches robo-phlonquais nom teh hole pakkit *
Sea? Hims wheel go lye down awn teh cowch adn sleep fur owers nao.
O, heer is yur Applol Joos, bai teh wai
Yep. Just like a real phlonquais. *deep, tortured sigh*
Oh, thx for teh juice, Piggeh. That is the vry thotty of u.
*steps forward to take glass from Piggeh*
*slips on some Pennzoil-flavur pork scratching crumbs*
*slides helplessly out of control, crashes into Piggeh*
*slides on past as applol juice spills all over Piggeh*
* shayke shayke shayke *
Hmph. Ai is teh starty tu finkso yu donut liek mai applol joos, freshly skwoze, juss hao yu lieks eet…
Pfft. Adn nao ai has tu go taek a baff! Yu wheel has tu cawling awn teh Rabid Weeslols iffn yu kneads aneefing.
* scampersawftutehbaffruum *
*wonders if she should warn piggeh that teh rabid weezels has been doing some work in teh baffrum and has temporarily stored teh quick-drying cements in teh packets of Guinness-brand bubblol baff*
Naah. He’s a smart piggeh. He’ll figure it out.
*wanders off to sample some shampers*
Hey!!! I juss mopped taht floor!!!
*
*gets owt mopanbukkit(nawt bloo) an swabs teh deks ..agen
*Bloomin Piggehs an Burglars..always makin a mess..grumblegrumble…Oooh shiney…….. *…
O hai, Tidmum! Has some shampers.
Is it Shampers…or izzit freshly skwozed applol jooce??
Is teh shampers of coarse! For some reason, u can only get applol juice one glass atta time around here and only a few times a day.
In taht case… *Cheez*…
Pssst, GP – u tried turninitawf an turninitawnagain? Is wut teh teck support guis always tells me.
mmmmm….wif spicee maustard fer dippin……noe, noe! must resist! piggehs iz frendz nawt nomz!
Fine. Hmph.
Lessee whut else there is for noms. *rummages in cubpoard* We gots…
Alligator cho(m)ps
Bacon-rapped caek
Caek-rapped bacon
Dull picklol spears
E…
Euw, is dat ment to be skwishy?
Fudge (bacon flavr)
Guinness Pi… uh, ai meen Goozbrees
H…
Hotdogz wif picklol rlish
Iscreem, sordid flavrs
Just a bukkit or two of leftover nachos
K…
Hairy potted meat
Iced t-bone stakes
Jelly dognuts
K…
Harry Potter meat???!!!! Oh, teh slitelee disturbing options for Buk 8…
Who teh whut, now?
Knackwursts onna stikk
Library paste onna waffle
Many leftover turkey sammiches
N…
Nobody here no more?
Omaigarsh, ware did evribodi go?
Prolly posted a new LOL adn Ai misst it…
Quarter-pownder cheezburgrs
Roast beast sammiches
Smoked salmon on melba toast (battered adn deep-fried)
T…
Tee, wif a lil sumfin
Ultimite bakon cheezburgs
Veree mennee auntiacid tablits
Waffuls wif wippy creme
Xtra syrip
Yummy caik
Zabaglione wrapt in bakkon!
Tada!
Yay! *Clappity clappity*
Kompleetlee awf thred…..chek owt
Maru’s magik trik
Ai luv Maru’s bideos!
Maru!! Elebenty!
Too coaldz Owtsydez 4
Liddill vesst Pawkitt Kitteh
2 playz wiffz hurz frendz
Vest Pawkitt Kitteh
wawntz 2 stayz Insydez. Lawtza
toyz 2 playz wiff heer!
Vest Pawkitt Kitteh
habz lawtz Shynee Devyssez.
Awllwayz needz sum moar!
Lawtza feengz 2 tipz
ober andz blaymz awn Dawggehz.
Datz wutz Dawggehz 4!!!
Jack.
Yay for teh epic ohaiku storee! Fanks, Jack!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! A snoblol fite lol maed teh frunt page!!!
Tanks 2 all doz who voted fur dis lol!!!
***SPLORT****
Congarats chech1965!
O an…
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Teh snoblol fite wuz sew mush funz!
Adn again congrats to teh chech1965 for teh frontpaig capshuning! And thanks to teh uncredited (but very creditable) photographer, whoever it waz!
Tanks both!!! Yes, itz a grate pic, isent it?? Ai luvz it.
U shure u wanna let me out?
U might splort from mah kewts
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze! Iz kontaygis!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC frum up thred!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee rasberri wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh otter tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
O noes!
*dingdingding AOOggahh! Here comes teh secondstring substitoot CCC!*
*Sweeps up splorted brains*
*Puts back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts lid back on adn secures wif dayglo duckytaip*
*Covers wif CHRG(wdoi)*
Okeh, nao yu relaks adn much teh choklit opossum.
*Wraps D-R in warm blankee*
Oops. 4got teh brainrinse. Ach well, maybi nobodi notice teh differents if teh brainz be a littlol smutty…
Nyclee dun Lungdoc! Tew reskews maik u feel twict az gud!
Ohai BF! Howz things in Nyoo Hamster? Stayin warm aihopeso?
Iz bery nyce heer todai, wii haz teh crazee wevver laytlee.
Jus a cupple uv daiz ago wuz onlee bowt 6 degreez owt. Todai iz in teh 40′s, bery unuzual fer us dis tyme uv yeer. Butt (!) bleev meh, tahts nawt a komplaint, ah’ll gladlee taik it!
Thank u, blues & lungdoc. I are twice as saif!
am i onlee one wit ‘awaiting moderation’ probs?
ai has had sum trubblols wif teh modurashun frum tym tu tym. ai iz teh sorri yu iz hassing trubblol. ai leiks reeding abowt smudgie’s adventshurs!
half my posts stopped – i notice all of dem when i mention word for interweb online diary…