Comments on: Stand back!

By: Hiram

Hiram — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:38:39 +0000

This is great! As a “cat person,” I guess I can relate a little too well. Thanks for the chuckle!

Hiram

By: shurato

shurato — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:41:58 +0000

Actually there are 3 of them. The one in plain sight, one behind a beaker and one off to the right up the middle of the screen poking it’s head in. Lab Assistants to the rescue!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:18:24 +0000

I think it’s a toy mouse (see Keshet’s posts starting around 8:09 AM Cheeztime on 1-16). Hard to tell ’cause it’s facing the camera and seems to have spectacles and a bow-tie. Your guess is as good as mine, of course.

By: shurato

shurato — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:21:28 +0000

What the heck is that little voodoo doll directly on his (stage) left side…

By: shepmom

shepmom — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:17:59 +0000

Ai iz firsty — can Science Kitteh make sumpin nice and fizzy and bloo to drink? Does kitteh have a pie-pet?

By: Eyeglasses

Eyeglasses — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:25:40 +0000

not so itteh bitteh kitteh does some srius siense. Love the glahses

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:16:58 +0000

aneehoo, di caek is grate! iz so delicious an’ moist
lookee me, still talkin when dere’s science to do….

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:24:32 +0000

Purr-fessur kitteh iz purr-fessin

By: Mitsubachicats

Mitsubachicats — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:05:36 +0000

I leils the cololrn pags n crayons in fact I haz some colorn books n markers with me at work rite now to keep me awake.
>^;^<

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:57:18 +0000

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:46:54 +0000

Larry Bud Melkitteh!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:45:48 +0000

N himz uhsistint Skweeker

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:41:40 +0000

*Da nawt-sekkund 2 kitteh astroenutz onna mune*
Fuzz Aldrin: “U dew reelyz, uv cors, dat it wuz teh loe biddur watt gotted us heer.”
Feline Armstrong: “Yeh, n U reelyz dat it iz teh loe biddur watt’z gunna gitz us bak hoam, 2.”

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:36:25 +0000

Yesh, yew taeks lots of munnies, put tehm in teh rokkit ship, and set tehm on fyre. Rokkit go up.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:36:19 +0000

U rang?

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:28:18 +0000

Awl we reely nedez iza big spydur webbie fing awn hur nek.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:55:50 +0000

Teh batrees be ded in mai subetha thumb fingee fur teh hitchhiking!

*digdigdigdig deep hole*

*heers teh BOOOM*

Oh, teh carnije, oh teh destrucshun, oh teh hyooj mana… hay wayt, this be mato soop!!!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:37:38 +0000

Dang. I HATE when that happens.

*hitchhikes off plannit instead*

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:36:27 +0000

BOOM!

Soop, aneewun?

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:33:19 +0000

“deer lolcatburglar,
wi reegrets tu informs yu taht wi is unablol tu grant yu tihs grant at tihs tyme. teh eekonomy is borked an teh guvuntmint is owt uv munnies. wi applologize fur teh enconveenyuns.”

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:20:24 +0000

Yes, I has a shuttle, but it is out of funding!

*appliesrealfastforagrant*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:19:09 +0000

Happeh happeh birfdays!!!!!

*tinkurmixheetstirpormixstirpor*

Uh-oh…. whai mai milkyshaek climbing owt uv teh beekur bai itself?

RUN!!!!!!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:18:27 +0000

Ai is a littlol jeenyus! Letz play wiff kemistry!

*tayks a kemistry set*
*sets up teh buns in burnur, lytez up teh buns*
*ajusts teh ayrflo so deyz nawt tuu smoaky (koff-koff)*
*tayks owt testy-toob rakk, fillz it wiff testy-toobs*
*puts de-beeker awn de-beeker stand obur teh fyre*
*puts yelolo gloop intu teh beeker, letz it bubblol*
*poarz red, bloo, adn purplol powders intu testy-toobs*
*adds teh red adn bloo powdurs tu teh bublolling goop*
*turns reddish brown adn gets thikkur*
*adds a littlol purplol powder, den a littlol moar*
*bekums a beri thikk bublolling mixtyur*
*poarz owt the mixtyur intu bowl tu kuul*
*putz orinj gloop intu de-beekur, addz whyt powdur*
*blows owt teh buns in teh burnur aftur juss a minnit*
*tayks owt anubbur bun*
*kuuld mixtyur is nao nyse adn furm, puts awn bun*
*poars thikkind orinj gloop awn tawp*
*puts bun-tawp on tawp ob dat*

Cheezburgur, aneewun?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:13:37 +0000

Furget teh balm shelter! Get awf teh continint!!!

Yu haz shuttle, mebbe?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:11:25 +0000

Teh onlee sayfe dewurmers come frum teh vet. Duz teh vet know yur kitteh preddy well? Might gib yu dewormers wifowt a visit… oar might let yu bring in stool sampul wif teh wurmees so tehy can see fur shur iz teh problem an tehn gib yu dewurmers, taht cost less tehn a vet visit. Problee gud ideea ennyway, coz sum dewurmers wurk fur sum wurmees an sum fur uvvers, an no use if yu gib rong wun.

Wish ai cud telling yu sumfing diffrint, ai unnerstand no job. But iz only safe way.

Oh… yur vet gonna need tu gno Stormy’s weight tu gib teh rite amount uv dewurmers.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:08:38 +0000

AIEEEEEEEE!

*runsawayfast to teh balm shelter*

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:07:07 +0000

C ellebenty?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:04:10 +0000

C4, C5. Whutever it takes.

By: catslave

catslave — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:01:50 +0000

P-K AI needz ur Ad-mice. Mai Gurlcat, Stormy haz teh wurms. tey be liddol white fings ’bout 1/4 inch long at teh biggest. A phrend says tey be tapey wurms. I can’t fjord to take her tew teh V-E-T cause AI No Haz teh Job at teh mow-mint.Iz there any fing dat I can gib her tew get rid ub teh tapey wurms wifout going tew teh V-E-T?

By: raingods

raingods — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:00:49 +0000

Iz ok, just dun burn you bunsen.

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:59:35 +0000

hippo birdi Bobbehtehcat & evvurywun els!

ooooo! kemmystery sets!
*thros awai teh destruckshuns*
FOOOOM!!!

ai mented tu du taht.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:58:14 +0000

finkso mebbee himz too smrt for owr own gud!

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:56:32 +0000

heers teh brufday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Bobbehtehcat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “she blinded me with science” wen tehy yoyo, teh trol facktory’s ekskloosib Liddle Jeenyus©®™ kemistry sets!! wif all teh testoobs, buns in burners, an mistereeyus poshuns an powders yoo culd evar want!! (plz to reed instrukshuns carefuly ), kandee, an blakk velvit periodik tablol ob lolements coluring posters wif elebenty-two glo-in-teh-dark crayns!!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:56:19 +0000

Tom Lehrer! Woot!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:46:37 +0000

Teh rokkits goe up, hoo knoz ware dey cums daon?
Ai nawt has teh funding, sez Verner Von Braon.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:42:45 +0000

“U know what rly makes ur rocket ships go up?”

“Teh aerodynamics alone is so complicated—”

“Funding. That’s what makes ur ships go up.”

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:41:38 +0000

Ai was finking taht!!!!11!! Iz pixor uv d’Beaker Labs!!

Tehm pawpurratzii iz ebreewhairs!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:41:36 +0000

Unless teh C4 miff fyrez.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:39:38 +0000

Aifink bakk den teh salolmons kaym in nachurul pakkajing.
Manee modurn kittehs has lawst teh anshunt art ob fishy dysekshuns in favur ob hyoomin-slayv can-opennining trayning.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:39:28 +0000

If him iz a miff buster… ebreewun taek cuvver!!!! Gonna be a kersploshun enny thyme nao!!!!

By: melia

melia — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:28:44 +0000

wen da jint pre-histrionic kittehs prowloled da jingles ob MushAgin, dey wood ete da peepuls. notsogud: nobunny to open da salolmon cans!

By: melia

melia — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:24:11 +0000

adn *literally* : *ai iz a perpheshunal scientist* !!1

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:23:55 +0000

aifinkso dat losing teh grant is mor paynful

By: Mitsubachicats

Mitsubachicats — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:22:00 +0000

WOW, Jack.
]^;^<
Luv tthe haiku

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:01:28 +0000

Ai bets dat kitteh ams S-M-R-T!

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:55:56 +0000

evil oo shun? butt butt kittehs is teh purrfickt an has awlways bin purrfickt!
evil oo shun, pleh!

By: adorable smudgie

adorable smudgie — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:51:43 +0000

i is prove kittehs is bestest produkt of evolushun

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:47:25 +0000

Or loses an eye.

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:44:02 +0000

LOL you beat me to it. XDDDDDDD
I was at work when this LOL came out.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:40:42 +0000

time fer dis un to com home.