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Stand back! Iz goin to do science!
Itteh Bitteh Science Committeh ascepts ur finings
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serius science!
Yay fer carosue an anni!
Congrats, carosue!
We haz us a tye! (az duz teh kitteh…)
heehee dat iz tru!
Tayk cubber!
Ai bets dat kitteh ams S-M-R-T!
finkso mebbee himz too smrt for owr own gud!
Oh dear, he’s going to try using science to make cheeseburgers….
iz ezy! Take ground beef, apply heet, apply cheez, introduce cat, stand back! The bred er buns and picklols is an embellishment we hav no thyme for in dis experiment!
aifinkso hee shud tri uzin alkemmy insted, affer awl iffen dey kan turn led inno gowld dey shud bee able tew turn red goop inno cheezburgerz!
U goe Mr. Wizzard!
U rang?
Purr-fessur kitteh iz purr-fessin
himz dussunt luk leik ay mad syuntist.
him duss luk a liddlol mad….
sew hi izza littlol miffed?
taht iz a miff konsepshun…
Miff O logickal?
You miff spellt logical.
ai hassa feeline uv miff trust abowt dis…
Is a mifftery, yeff.
doan wurrie, iz awl jus a miff unnerstandin
Iz miff unnerstandin or mifftery?
Aw angelplume beat me to it! Oh noes! hahaha
taht iz wat wii cawl a GMTA momint!
Hahaha or a plz to reed all commints befoar typin momint!
*narrohs iis wiffa susspishus*
ai hassa diffycult tym beeleeving ay bunsch uv miffcreeants leik yus.
Wud we miff leed u?
Izza miff perception
ai feels juss miffurablol fur dowtting yu!
If him iz a miff buster… ebreewun taek cuvver!!!! Gonna be a kersploshun enny thyme nao!!!!
Unless teh C4 miff fyrez.
C4, C5. Whutever it takes.
C ellebenty?
AIEEEEEEEE!
*runsawayfast to teh balm shelter*
Furget teh balm shelter! Get awf teh continint!!!
Yu haz shuttle, mebbe?
Yes, I has a shuttle, but it is out of funding!
*appliesrealfastforagrant*
“deer lolcatburglar,
wi reegrets tu informs yu taht wi is unablol tu grant yu tihs grant at tihs tyme. teh eekonomy is borked an teh guvuntmint is owt uv munnies. wi applologize fur teh enconveenyuns.”
BOOM!
Soop, aneewun?
Dang. I HATE when that happens.
*hitchhikes off plannit instead*
Teh batrees be ded in mai subetha thumb fingee fur teh hitchhiking!
*digdigdigdig deep hole*
*heers teh BOOOM*
Oh, teh carnije, oh teh destrucshun, oh teh hyooj mana… hay wayt, this be mato soop!!!!!
Izzit meh, or duz taht kitteh luk like Mr. Peabody??
Is u! U look like Mr. Peabody!
Kwik! Into teh way bak tyme masheen!
yer rite!
time fer dis un to com home.
Sveinc iz good—til it bows up n yur face.
>^;^<
Science. It’s all fun and games until somebuddy loses a grant.
Or loses an eye.
aifinkso dat losing teh grant is mor paynful
“U know what rly makes ur rocket ships go up?”
“Teh aerodynamics alone is so complicated—”
“Funding. That’s what makes ur ships go up.”
Teh rokkits goe up, hoo knoz ware dey cums daon?
Ai nawt has teh funding, sez Verner Von Braon.
Tom Lehrer! Woot!
*Da nawt-sekkund 2 kitteh astroenutz onna mune*
Fuzz Aldrin: “U dew reelyz, uv cors, dat it wuz teh loe biddur watt gotted us heer.”
Feline Armstrong: “Yeh, n U reelyz dat it iz teh loe biddur watt’z gunna gitz us bak hoam, 2.”
Yesh, yew taeks lots of munnies, put tehm in teh rokkit ship, and set tehm on fyre. Rokkit go up.
“he blinded me wiff siense”
nao ai hassa eerwurm.
*luks arownd fur College Kitteh*
wel, jus in cais College Kitteh iz bizzy, heer u goe
Shee blinded meh wif siense, tho pawsiblee nawt az Thomas Dolby invishund it….
taht iz teh awesum, BF! ROFLPIMP!
aifinks Mr. Dolby hassa scents uv hyumoor an wuld appree shee ate dis.
LOL you beat me to it. XDDDDDDD
I was at work when this LOL came out.
Acowrdin to teh formoolaz i tink he iz cachin mousiez not makin cheezburgerz hahaha
luks tu mi leik hims has 2 mowsees as lab assistints.
Sharp ais, yu hazzem, keshet! Ai misst teh one behind teh volumetric flaks until yu menshuned it. Peekaboo, mowsee!
aifinks der myt bi wun moar onna teh far rite by teh test toobs. aifinks ai sees a littlol noze. is diffycult tu tel.
Oyesh! Schneeky lil fing! Shure nuff, tehre hii iz!!
Dis is troo i diddent see dem befoar!
Mebbe he iz tryin to maek a new pololymer dat sinth… seentheh… maeks hai mololecular weight cheezburgerz!
Moar filling dat way. Only has tu eet wun, den can has moar naptyme.
‘Scuze meh! Blows up n yur face.
>^;^<
Owie! Ai hait wen taht happins!
Ohai Fleep! Loves teh new bowtai. Klassih!
Ai was finking taht!!!!11!! Iz pixor uv d’Beaker Labs!!
Tehm pawpurratzii iz ebreewhairs!
P-K AI needz ur Ad-mice. Mai Gurlcat, Stormy haz teh wurms. tey be liddol white fings ’bout 1/4 inch long at teh biggest. A phrend says tey be tapey wurms. I can’t fjord to take her tew teh V-E-T cause AI No Haz teh Job at teh mow-mint.Iz there any fing dat I can gib her tew get rid ub teh tapey wurms wifout going tew teh V-E-T?
Teh onlee sayfe dewurmers come frum teh vet. Duz teh vet know yur kitteh preddy well? Might gib yu dewormers wifowt a visit… oar might let yu bring in stool sampul wif teh wurmees so tehy can see fur shur iz teh problem an tehn gib yu dewurmers, taht cost less tehn a vet visit. Problee gud ideea ennyway, coz sum dewurmers wurk fur sum wurmees an sum fur uvvers, an no use if yu gib rong wun.
Wish ai cud telling yu sumfing diffrint, ai unnerstand no job.
But iz only safe way.
Oh… yur vet gonna need tu gno Stormy’s weight tu gib teh rite amount uv dewurmers.
Datz nawt funneh! Kitteh is obvyuslee pozed. Hoo wud dress up a kitteh aneeway? Adn mayk hims stand up lyke dat foar a pikshoor? U is kruel peepls – kruel tu kittehs – yoozin dem foar ur own amyoozmint…
*slaps self*
*troll mask flyz awf ontu teh fluur*
Akk! Dat wus a horriblol stinkee mask!
Aifinkso u misst wun
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SHOPPED!
:LOL:
oopsy, mai lol fail!
adn *literally* : *ai iz a perpheshunal scientist* !!1
kitteh is triin to bake you a caek.
aneehoo, di caek is grate! iz so delicious an’ moist
lookee me, still talkin when dere’s science to do….
xkcd cat takes the win!
I sees tree cheezies two mousies n dat formu eqa thing behine da cat. Iz boi oar gurl sienstist? Gurls can ware bow ties tu
>^;^<
Yu hazza poynt tehre, oyesh! Could be teh Abby from NCIS maybe? Kitteh not quite got teh Goth thing goin’, but hay, we take some artistic licents?
ai luvs Abby! shi iz teh WIN!
Awl we reely nedez iza big spydur webbie fing awn hur nek.
Sno~Bawll Noam Kitteh
feenkz himz amz ‘Missturr Wizzurd’.
Wawntz maykz Hewminz smrt!
Sno~Bawll Noam Kitteh
lykez maykz feengz Blowz Up. Tho dat
nawtz happenz awftunn!!
Sno~Bawll Noam Kitteh
wayrz himz ‘Smrt Glassez’ 2 maykz
teetcheengz eezzee~urr!!!
Jack.
WOW, Jack.
]^;^<
Luv tthe haiku
Purr-fessor Honey-Mew
N himz uhsistint Skweeker
i is prove kittehs is bestest produkt of evolushun
evil oo shun? butt butt kittehs is teh purrfickt an has awlways bin purrfickt!
evil oo shun, pleh!
wen da jint pre-histrionic kittehs prowloled da jingles ob MushAgin, dey wood ete da peepuls. notsogud: nobunny to open da salolmon cans!
Aifink bakk den teh salolmons kaym in nachurul pakkajing.
Manee modurn kittehs has lawst teh anshunt art ob fishy dysekshuns in favur ob hyoomin-slayv can-opennining trayning.
heers teh brufday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Bobbehtehcat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “she blinded me with science” wen tehy yoyo, teh trol facktory’s ekskloosib Liddle Jeenyus©®™ kemistry sets!! wif all teh testoobs, buns in burners, an mistereeyus poshuns an powders yoo culd evar want!! (plz to reed instrukshuns carefuly
), kandee, an blakk velvit periodik tablol ob lolements coluring posters wif elebenty-two glo-in-teh-dark crayns!!! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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hippo birdi Bobbehtehcat & evvurywun els!
ooooo! kemmystery sets!
*thros awai teh destruckshuns*
FOOOOM!!!
ai mented tu du taht.
Ai is a littlol jeenyus! Letz play wiff kemistry!
*tayks a kemistry set*
*sets up teh buns in burnur, lytez up teh buns*
*ajusts teh ayrflo so deyz nawt tuu smoaky (koff-koff)*
*tayks owt testy-toob rakk, fillz it wiff testy-toobs*
*puts de-beeker awn de-beeker stand obur teh fyre*
*puts yelolo gloop intu teh beeker, letz it bubblol*
*poarz red, bloo, adn purplol powders intu testy-toobs*
*adds teh red adn bloo powdurs tu teh bublolling goop*
*turns reddish brown adn gets thikkur*
*adds a littlol purplol powder, den a littlol moar*
*bekums a beri thikk bublolling mixtyur*
*poarz owt the mixtyur intu bowl tu kuul*
*putz orinj gloop intu de-beekur, addz whyt powdur*
*blows owt teh buns in teh burnur aftur juss a minnit*
*tayks owt anubbur bun*
*kuuld mixtyur is nao nyse adn furm, puts awn bun*
*poars thikkind orinj gloop awn tawp*
*puts bun-tawp on tawp ob dat*
Cheezburgur, aneewun?
Happeh happeh birfdays!!!!!
*tinkurmixheetstirpormixstirpor*
Uh-oh…. whai mai milkyshaek climbing owt uv teh beekur bai itself?
RUN!!!!!!
I leils the cololrn pags n crayons in fact I haz some colorn books n markers with me at work rite now to keep me awake.
>^;^<
Iz ok, just dun burn you bunsen.
Larry Bud Melkitteh!
not so itteh bitteh kitteh does some srius siense. Love the glahses
Ai iz firsty — can Science Kitteh make sumpin nice and fizzy and bloo to drink? Does kitteh have a pie-pet?
What the heck is that little voodoo doll directly on his (stage) left side…
I think it’s a toy mouse (see Keshet’s posts starting around 8:09 AM Cheeztime on 1-16). Hard to tell ’cause it’s facing the camera and seems to have spectacles and a bow-tie. Your guess is as good as mine, of course.
Actually there are 3 of them. The one in plain sight, one behind a beaker and one off to the right up the middle of the screen poking it’s head in. Lab Assistants to the rescue!
This is great! As a “cat person,” I guess I can relate a little too well. Thanks for the chuckle!
Hiram