I was going to start procrastinating
I was going to start procrastinating today, but I figured I would wait until tomorrow to start.
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oar teh nekst dai
conga ratz, anni!
datz wot ai wuz gonnae sae, tu!
Thx catena!
yay – Polka pusseekats to you!!!
Ai was going to bring tee an cawfee an wine… mebbeh tomorrow…
*takes another nap…*
Thx, Nenne….Aifink!
It wuz a nice thought.
An it’s teh thort dat cownts….
*luks up a sekkund*
Purrsaktleh!
and i thot i’d bring caek too…
*snugglols back onda sofa under the rugg*
*poor klooless Janet peeks in*
Hmmm. . . .guess teh partee in teh Nawte Barn iz over. . .
An lukkat that – a purrfekt brayde!
Annipuss
nightshayde
and Angelplume!
*brings in sum choklit fudge an sum reelee strawng cawfee*
Nice hawt cawfee up heer!! Wif creem an demara shugar. Oar spenda, ov corse.
An CHOKLIT FUDGE!!!!
*thinks to self ~ ‘maybe sum catfiend an shugar will get ebreewun up an going a bit.’
Aw Janet, dat wuz a bit unkynd! Ai doan’t fink u aer clooless atawl!
ohai Janet!
di yu get awl dose … uhm….”things” sent off?
oar ar yu prokrasstinatting?
Doan wurry Janet, u mayks up foar it wiff charm.
Adn fudge! *nom-nom-nom!!*
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Ai needz a nap.
Adn a belly-rub.
adn sum moyr noms nawt sekkund. butt(!) dat goez wifaot sayun.
Nebbur du today whut u can put awf until tomorro.
Nebber dew 2morro watt U kin put awf til nekst weak.
Nebber du aneefing.
Nawt-sekkund lyn uv teh Purrcrastinayturz Kreed:
“I bleev dat ifn ennyfing iz wurf dewin, it wooda bin dun awlriddee.”
N dey’z mottoe:
“Hard werkz paiz awf obber tym, butt (!) layzeeniss paiz awf naow.”
Iffn u leeb it lawng enuff sumwun els wull do it oar it wull be 2 layt enniwai!
Yesh, yesh! Unless yu tawlkin bout payin da lektric and innertubes bill. Those must bii payed so wii kan cheeze.
eksepp napz adn nomz …
manana izz gud enuf foar mih!
Soon come, mon.
Teh nawt-sekkund meatin uv teh Purr-krastinayturz Klub haz bin put awf til nekst munf…
Elekshun uv ossifurz haz bin poatpoanded til den…
An teh meetin uv teh apafee sussiutee haz bean canselld dyoo 2 lakk uv innerest.
I doan kerr…
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akshulleh – ai herd they canssulled all next munf…
Whutz teh wurst prollem deze dayz, ignurans oar apafy?
Ai doan kno adn ai doan kayr!
*snerk!*
Luv it!! I’ll wait til tumorow tu komment.
>^;^<
ai needz tu sleap awn et
I’ll gibs you an anserin da more ning…
I get it, he is being lazy to be lazy. THUMBS UP!
* opens won eye *
* starts tu sai sumfing *
* goes bakk tu sleep *
*pops porkskratchin into still-opun mowf*
* snore scoff snore scoff snore scoff *
*hedbat* U ‘waykz? Huh? *hedbat* U alyfs?
Huh? Hu? Whut? Hu’s taht? Whut yu want?
Damn kids…
* goes bakk tu sleep *
Oh, datz betterer. Ai wuzznt shoor u wuz breefing.
*rolls ober awn bakk, goez tu sleep*
Ahhhhh, lyf is gud….
* kicks owt at AP *
hay! Hay! HAY! Stai ober awn YUR syde!
Ew! Piggeh futprints awn my butt! Ew!
*goez tu obber syd ob kowch, kurls up, goez bakk tu nappin*
stoopy kowch-hoggin pork-krunchin dirty-futted piggeh…
* narrows eyes at lowd, layzee phlonquais *
**patpatpatGLOB** make shure you use your eyecreem!
ROFLPIMP!! *wypz teh tee awf teh monnytur*
*Boop* GP? *Boop* dis guiness aint gonna drink itself!
* opens won littlol eye *
Umm… plz tu putting a straw in teh glass adn putting eet down neckst tu teh cowch, fankies.
*adds straw to guiness*
mai werk here is dun! ppurrrrzzzzz…
“Werk“?!? Doan U DAYR minshun dat werd n mai prezzintz agin!
Werk iz a 4 leddur werd!
izza berree truu…
…
ooh shiineee!
I iz dead, from my own cuteness
Teh deesishun-maekin prossess iz eggs-haws-tin. YAWN.
Rool 9 uv teh Purrcrastinayturz Kreed:
“I shall awlwaiz desyd nawt 2 desyd, unless uv cors I desyd 2 chaynj mai mynd.”
iz a free-day weekweekweek end fur me, so ai fink ai’ll start toosday
Izzat awlsew win U iz gunna pai 4 teh cheezburger 2dai?
heers teh burfday fairy, not porcastinayting to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Renotherocket, AliCat, an Orangestripeykitty an evreewu nelse hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbowz wen they fly, itty bitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, and fizzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oooh – carrit caek!!!
*nomnomnomnom*
erm – where ar mah manners…. Hippo burdseye all the burfday peeps!!!
*thinks about throwing the frisbee around – postpones it a copplol of days…*
Plz to breeze owt anee burfdae candelz. Do nawt want anee Cheezepeeps tu get deh burnz cauz we waited…….maabee we litz dem tomorree instead??
Happitayle birfdaiz to awl birfday peeps! Yesh, ai will haz sum fudjy caek thnx.
Happeh birfday, alla birfday peeps!!!!!
*puts awn mood ring*
*watches it go prysmatic* Ooooh, lookit alla colurs…. Priddy!!!
Hippo Birdie tu awl teh birfdae peeps!!
*Rowzes sellv lawng enuf tu yoink a pees uv kerwot caek, adn a frisbih ai myt frow tumoro … oar neggst weekweekweek*
dats my philosophy
Happeh burfdays, everereryone! I nebber procratinate wen it comes to caek. *nods* *noms*
Ai juss almost bringed home teh cutest lil 7-munf-old BC from the pet store whyle ai was getting crunchifuds! Hims name is Jack, an him be snuggly an playful, an has teh cyootist lil short legs.
But, him from the neerist no-kill shelter, an him at a nawsum pet store, him will haz a wunnerful home.
But ai had such a BIG tempted…!!!
Awwwww……
yu has sew mush mor will-power dan meh!
I nawt really allowed at da shelter or da pet store ennimore. Owr family kept gitting bigger. An I nawt allowed enniware neer boxes uf “free kittens” ATALL!!
Wun uv ower klyuntz jsut toled mih taht tehy adoptifyed a strae kitteh hoo izz ekspektifyin … adn ai hasta keap remyndifyeng maiselv taht tehre izza liddlol werd, “noe”, taht ai hasta keap sayeng … oburr adn oburr …
Izzo so HARD findin tieme nawt tu du ebryting wen u lazee!
i wantz to tickl teh belli so kute
Ai muzt snorgle tummeh – dat iz wun ting ai woant porkastrinaitz!
Doan purrkrastinayt gittin ur snorgle snorkle b4 U goe n!
Nebber porkastrinaitz until tomorrow wen u can porkastrinaitz 2day!
Noooo…porkastinaits r purrkushon instra…instru..
moozikal tingies dat U hold in yer pawz! Liek de Spaneesh danzers do..
*peeks ouwt* I like moozikal tingies….I likes de Spaneesh danzers…, Ok, I com ouwt nouw.
An sum porkastinaits r Shiinneeee!!1!!
Hmm….dis cood b a trap. *goes back in hiding* *watches da shiinneee frum afar* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Noh..nawt a trapz. Notalowd!! Too much Werk! (sorree annipuss, fur nawt nize wurd.) Ask BC, ebil iz diffycult!
No tyme lyke tumarrow, tu start sumfing new.
“After all, tomorrow is another day!”
Ah getz U a mynt jewlup, Red. >snerk<
*baus at teh feets uv teh mastur*