
Sometimes Rufus wished that people would take a bath with their clothes ON.
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Sometimes Rufus wished that people would take a bath with their clothes ON.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
Wat haz been seen…..
cannot be unseen…
Comgraburrelashun on taupe spot anni!!
a cup of koko befoar bedthyme??
I’m of to bed inna minnit – i’m so tyred not even Colin Firth onda teebee can keep me awayk…
Dat’s tyred! Eben at mai adbanst ayj him maeks mai hart fludder!
*ahem*
Ai doo NAWT think, Annipuss, tath yoo can has a particularly ‘advansed ayj!!!!’
Speshullee wehn yur hart can still fludder!!
Troo, U aer az yung az teh YNG u feal!
ROFL!!!! @@@@@ x elebentee to to you, annipuss!
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oh dey hart flutter be from cardeeo maylfunshun
He putz da fun in cardeeo maylfunshun.
GMTA and all that. but wutz a colin firth? wud mai hart fluttur tu? Mai aje iz mor adbansed dan anni’s. wunt wantz it tu hurt mai hart musheen fingie.
Colin Firth iz a berry dishy acter. Him wuz Mr Darcy in teh BBC Pride and Prejudice. an haz bean in sebrul moobiez (nawt dat Ai haz seed enni uv teh moobies)
Heer yoo go! Lotz ov pikchoors of Colin Firth. BUTT – he iz moar hansum wehn he iz akting. He haz a . . . stranj vulnerabilitee taht is verrree attraktive!
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Thx Janet! An naow Ai fink Ai wull go 2 bed an hoep 2 dreem uv him!
Uzes NC66z lytening rawd to ZAP! it intu a linkee.
Oh, my!
waddur u gonna dew ‘bowt it?
Gotstu goe wiff teh floe
jist let da tenshun drain awai
Let teh kalm sooving thawts wash ober u.
mind lyke watter!
braynbleeech!!!
drain brain bleech tew teh reskew!
GMTA!!!
Nekkid pplz — DO NAWT WANT.
Oh teh hyooj (nekkid) manatee ob hyooj nekkid peeplz! Aaakkk!
nekkid peepl….ai sea nekkid peepul….awl da tiem…
Aifink itz tyme u kaym owtta teh lokkur rum, wb.
At leest ur nawt gonna see anee kittehs!
Teh ownlee tyme ai goez in teh baff is wen itz emptee – tu play wiff teh kurtin. Adn teh sink fawsitt is onlee fur drinkin frum!
My Kitteh goes to the baffroom in the hallway.
Mebbeh Rufus shud abvertz himz eyez.
Dey luuks a littlol skrewey, duz dey nawt?
Pour rufus kin onlee kri…
hawt tiers leak frum hims liek an….um..wel…liek an fauxset…
ware did u getz da smly face? tell me plzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Enjoi!!!
motiecons
lolcat content fail
dryve-bai-commenting fayl. Du ai smellz kuppykaeks?
Yep!! There ar sum in teh brakeroom!
Akshoolee, tehy ar fairy caeks. Luks laik a cuppycake, but yoo cut awf the top, fill it wif budder creem and cut teh top in half – an put it bak in az wings!
SJ/Martoonie just showed me hao they ar maed.
Oooh, sownds byootimus adn nommilishus!
Teh purfikt way tu distraktify wunseff frum less angelik fings…
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Heer they are.
Yoo can see fur yurself – and even maek sum!
(dont furget to cloawe up teh h t, ov corse)
Uzes NC66′s lytening rawd tu ZAP! it intu a linkee.
Hey, can you do that with the Colin Firth pixshoors?
Done (see abuvz)
LOL!!! Ai WUD say sumthing in praise ov yur majikal zapper – but. . .
Tryin tu start anubber party in teh barn, arnt u?
Ohai cheezpeeps! I has annuder faver to ask awl of ew. As sum of ew may remimber, I has da pleh skin cancer. I had sir-jer-ee last week to remoob da bad cancer spot an den dey notisd anudder spot so dey remooved dat to and sent it awl off to da lab. Orijinal spot was gud – dey got awl de pleh stuff out an stitchyfied me up. Da sekkund spot came bak as can-sir-us an dey did NAWT get it awl, so I has to has ANNUDER sir-jer-ee on Munday – dis tyme a littlol beeger than da last tyme b/c dey did nawt get it awl.
Sew…. on Munday – I can has happy thots an sun beems? Iz awl happnin ‘rownd noon (in da eestern tyme zohn here in da stayts). Fank you! I bery much apree-she-ate awl da happy thots, sun beems, an snuggly blankits frum da last sir-jer-ee!!! Cheezpeeps r da BESTEST!
an maybee, if it nawt be two much to ask, postify dis on da cheeztown cryer? I has a beeg frustrated dat I has had to haf sir-jer-ee TWYCE on two spots (each)! I cud use awl da happy thots n sun beems I kin git!
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Happee thots an heeling beems awn hai an hedded yur way!
Ai will send this to cweenmj at wunz to bee postified.
Sir-jer-ee iz teh PLEH!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{mitts}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ob cors wee wil mitts
*goes tu practiss cros-countree beemin*
*BEEM….BEEEM….BEEEEEM*
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Happi thorts fur suksessful sir jury.
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Menny menny beems to yu, Mitts!
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Beff wishes tu u {{{{mitts}}}}
My wyf has teh skin-kansur-prollems, tu. Forchunitly dey has bin delt wiff suksessfully so far. Ai hoaps urz wurk owt well tu.
thoughts and prayers for you, mitts.
Biggestest beems ai can finds be on ur way fur Mundai. Fink gud thoughts too – dat alwayz helpz. Imagine da pleeh cansur cells be gone inna flash.
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Beems to you, Mitts
Breaking news: investigators have reveale’d the real killer at the Bate’s hotel; squeeky faucet soundtrack should have been the first clue.
{{{{mitts}}}}} Lawtz and Lawtz of deh heeleen medikal beemies comin’ yur whey!! Awlso sum hed boops and snuggiez!
well, wat happenz in da shwr, stays in da shwr
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Can you people Actually spell properly and go to school or is this it?? Cause if my children typed like that i would get help!
Can you actually capitalize “I” and lowercase “Actually”? We don’t need help as most of us have attended universities and have highly intellectual jobs. But you need to get your narrowmindedness fixed. Kthxbuy.
*hugs Upfi and leads her off to teh brakeroom for some caek*
lol, i saw this picture on very demotivational last week
Sorry, cheezpeeps, ai just couldn’t resist this troll. Too much happened to me in the last week or so. To mayk up 4 it, ai brings some of mai cawfee cayk – is made wif ground nuts and choklit and real coffee! Is nommilishus! Here, halp urselves.
*noms caek*
*pins a extry shiny NPT button on Upfi’s, um, well, on sekkond thot puts it on a chain and hangs it around Upfi’s neck*
*nom-nom*
*sip-sip*
Ai doan blaymz u fur slappin dat wun. Is hard tu rezist, ai knoz.
CC knoz ai has dun mai shayr ob slappin in mai tyme. {{{upfi}}}
Hoap dis negst weekweekweek is betterer foar u.
caek iz awlways gud! fankies!
is diffycult wen peeplol dunawt unnurstand hao mush thawt an clevvurniss cans gohz intu riting leik dis.
Dat sownds lyk whut ai sed tu teh Failbloggurz wen dey nawt-sekkund rayded owr syt. Dey wuz kawlin us “lingwistikally challenjed”, so ai poynted owt dat lolspeek is a lingwistik challenj, dat rekwyrz grayt skill tu du propurly. Dey unnerstuud pritty kwikly, kuz dey is smart peeps tu, but teh trollz juss be brayn-dedd.
Amen to that! Good for you, Upfi. some people have no sense of humor, or appreciation for the challenge of lolspeak. Eggs-straw caek fur awl!!!
Kittehs dount taek shooawerz. Not volluntairtolotllee.
The fact that his name is Rufus makes me lol.
I’m sorry but there are no cats in this picture.