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dis wun is kyute!
nawt alwl uf them ar. I wuld not has a pop-up blocker if dey wuz all lik dis wun!
Kitteh sez, “Yuu ar teh elebentyhundredth vizitor!!! Klikk nao foar teh free virus infestashunz, only elebenty munniez for postage!!”
OBTW–Congrats for teh nawt second, carosue! We are havin some munchies downthread in yur honor. Come along now, plzthx.
meh byooteeflol artz was deestroyd awn fayeev taimz ai cawmintidd, soh ai weel jus stic tiw meh speshloltea an a klassic: Teh conga ratz!
<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'D_)~<'*)-
(teh laztwun iz teh runt)
Yay! Clappity clappity!
runtz iz okai tu
dey haz to hab sumbody to lub dem
ratz mayke rlly gud pets, BTW…wii haff had most awl teh rodints ober teh yrs wiff R kidlets–pinnygigs, hammystars, mauses, gerblols,and a blakk ratty…hii wuz teh bestest ob teh bunch…frenly, smart, and so on…
Wak a moal?
I see a mustashe. But no moal. Kitteh duz nawt need a beauty mark, shirly?
Troo dat. Kitteh gots beauty enuf. We nawt wax teh kitteh.
Kwit cawling me shirly. ai ‘m wurking wifowt annette.
@@@@@!!1! *ROFL*
Fang kew! *Puts stern look in bakk pokkit, for later*
catch an eet a mole. crunchez.
Musta been one of those spicy Gwacka Moles. Nom, nom.
hee hee
i had 2 think about that
thot u said wak-a-mole
G wack a mole. Wiff chipz an salzaz.
We can has taquitos foar dippin in teh gwackamole? Monch, monch, cronch. We brings a big tray to cellybrate carosue’s nawt second. C’mon down, carosue, adn bring your appetite anna bib.
nao ai wunts nachos.
me too! me too!
Yur wish is owr virtual kommandz! (Brings owt popcorm-bowl fulla crispy tortilla-chipz adn coupla bukkits ov spicy grownd meatz, melted cheez adn tastee Hatch green chilies) — Adn everybodi getz hiz/her own personal trough to mixem up in.. nom nom nom!!
*nommmmmms* nao ai wunts margreetzaz.
*Conga Rats stroll in playing mariachi musics on pennywhistles adn bagpipes, and pulling a wheeled barrel of margreetzaz wif elebenty straws stikkin owt*
*noms nachoez*
*sips margareetaz*
*fawls daon wiff smyol on fayse*
iz der ani leff? mai internetz borked fur ay bit.
*hassa hoapful*
Ohai keshet! Sure, wii got lotz. *Handz keshet teh nacho trough adn one of teh strawz attached tu teh margreetza barrel*
fankies Lungdoc! ai needs teh margareetaz aftur mai pleh weekweekweek!
*Makes Keshet a take-hoam pakage ov extra nachoz inna Spongebob lunchbox, anna extra-thirstee-size Thermos flagon ov margareetaz, to take wiffem for brekfast tumorroes*
mmmm! margareetaz fur brakefast!
yu iz teh thotfull!
Yu’r welkom! Plz breakfast responsiblee! (Forchunatlee, Cheezland virtual margareetaz nawt make yu goofy oar giv hangoverz.) *Dekorates teh margarita flagon wif rainbow in honor of Keshet’s interesting name*
oooo! pretti!
iz ok, ai nawt plannyng tu goh nohwares tumorrows. whu cayrs iffen ai teh goofi whyle duing pleh chors? myte mayks tehm less pleh!
Okeh, yu knoes best! Just lookowt for teh vakyum cleener. Nawt wanna get busted foar hoovering wile intok… intawk… tipsi. Adn teh Venishum blynes be trecherus.
–Goodnite!
mai vakkyum iz borked an ai dunnawt has teh veneeshun blynds sew aifinks ai’ll bi teh ok.
G’nite!
Oh hai! OUCH! Y u hits meh?
Arrggh! Wearz himz body!
(Kitteh singz)
♫Aiiiii… aynt gots no bodddddiiiiiii….
Nooooo boddi karez foar mi….
Taht’s whaiiii…. Ai’m sad adn loneliii…
Woan’t somebodi come adn take a chants wif miii…♫
Ommmmm ~ ommmmm ~ ommmmmm.
♫Ai thot at last Ai’d fownd yu,
Butt over luvs surrownd yu–
Adn Ai nawt stanz a goats offa chants wif yuuuuuuu… ♫
Kitteh haz a mooshtash!
an probably speeks frawnch!
Kitteh iz bery klassie.
Oui, oui!
Plz nawt tu be playin whak-a-kitteh. kthxbai.
Aw shux. Nawt even wif mai nice foamrubr wifflebat?? *Swing anna miss… stryke wun!*
*kitteh stikks owt wun paw wiff poyntee-ends*
Foamrubber shreds nysely, aifinks. Du ur wurst!
Hmm. *Studies poyntee-ends wif a look of feigned casualnesses.*
Aifinkso Ai will find some other game to plai nao. Here, kitteh, have a kittehnip wiffleball. *Strolls off, setting new speed record for teh casual stroll.*
*kittehnip wifflebawl sayls fru teh ayr tword teh kitteh*
*poyntee ends ryze up to meets it mid-ayr*
*sekkund set ob poyntee-ends ryzes up fru teh hoal*
*bawl is nao firmly sekyoored in boff pawz*
*kitteh tryz tu pull bawl doan fru teh hoal, is tuu big tu fit*
*kitteh tryz bunneh-kikks, oanly manijes tu skrach teh insyd ob box*
*poyntee ends start shredding teh bawl in desperayshun*
*wun set finalee disengayjes, disampeerz insyd teh bawx*
*obber set rips owtta teh bawl, disampeerz insyd bawx tuu*
*kitteh jumps owtta obber hoal in bawx, runs doan hawl*
*Clappity clappity*
A classic kitteh Ai-Meant-Tu-Du-Dat performants!!1! @@@@@!
This one I keep.
SNL?
Toartee Kitteh wawntz
2 knoez wye dayrz a hoalz in
purrfekktlee gud Bawkz?!
Purrfekktlee gud Bawkz
nawtz as gud az Nom Nom Bawkz.
No delishuss sentz!!
Hoal may beez a gud
feeng. Letz Kitteh deetekkt doazz
hooz planneengz attakkz!!!
Jack.
ai woodunt mynd gettin dis popup!
*Pops in fur a minute* BTW cheezefriends, I incorrectly reported teh date uf RHSB’s burfdai wrong last night. Her burfingdai iz Mundai. Her says “OHAI” tu ebberwun and her misses her Cheezefriends muchly. Hopefully her puter bii owt uf da horspittle tumarrow!
Thanks again 3km!
Lols, im talking normal xD
Get me da ad-blockr!
*Handz Bdavis a pair ob Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses*
Maybi theze will help.
Hai Kittehs!
Ohai Taya!! Happi Friedegg!!
des kinda pop ups ai can use
de uvers? notsomuch
Ok, that’s just creepy.
No, seriously. That gives me the jibblies.
*de-lurks* wy iz Hairkyule Pwaroe inna box?!? *re-lurks*
Heez chekkin teh box-offiss ob hiz nex fillm ?? Izzit “Lurk boathwaiz ?
* Itza mystree tu mi !! *