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sqwork sqwork sqwork
sqworkatulashuns pb!!
Thx nd ohai mmm !! Habbint had a caht foar a wiel !!
* If yew didhab a parrot, wud it be houseqwawk tu avoid ?? *
Lukk behynd yu!
Ai’m glad Ai doan’t hab a parrut!
Ime wib yu tehre, Anni !! A fren haz a galah (grey bressted cokatuu) adn teh noyze … OCC !!
Ai wuz finkin uv sum uv teh werds it mite lern…
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Congratz, you three swiftly-typing ones!
Time in your busy mornings/evenings for some sips and noms?
Orlwaiz tiem !!
* Wot yu got todai/arvo/niet, plzthang Q !! *
Ai aer nebber bizzee! an awlwaiz reddee fur drinks an noms!
Bizzy? O, er, um, yesh yesh ai kan tayk a brake frum
playin on teh pyooterhowsewurkFankies fur teh noms adn sips – wot yu got?
Okay! Then let’s have some coffee (and here’s some milk and sugar for it), fresh orinj juice, and home-made gingerbread!
Yum !! Ginga(NP)bred iz mai faibritt !!
* wun uv tehm … * Thx Q !
Ha! Et tu PB!!
* Finks: whu iz tihs wuumin ?? “Gards, Ceazur !!” *
Mai mum left mi teh ressipea foar teh ginjabred befoar shi dide !!
Ai lostid it !!
Butt(!), ai stil hazza memmree ob wot it taystid liek !!
* Troo storee !! *
O pb, ai habbing a grate ressipea fur the ginjabred – can yu gettin teh goldun sirup adn teh treekal in horse traylyer? If so ai can sendin yu teh ressipea – iz called “Mum’s ginjabred”
Yesh, taht sowndz liek it ?? * Hazza hoapful !! *
Can snd tu mi at teh googlol mayl or messenj mi awn profyle, plz !!
Otay, ai copeez it owt adn senz it rite awai!!!
Dere, iz scented to yur profyle
* Runzawaytucheckandrunzbak !! *
* tri it owt suun … *
Yay !! Aicanhazginja(np)caek !!
Oops, furgot to add teh yukky piklols juss after mixifying teh meeowk adn ekks!
Mwahahaha, rebenj is myne
* Littlol duz shi kno, ai can rede hur fortz .. *
Mwahahaha, Ai put vegemite awn taht aussie burger !!
Hoam-made gingabred! Mai faburit ov faburits!
oh fank Q.!!
*sorree – is PBs fault – he’s a bad inflooence…*
Ai bring Crabbeeburgers to the boofay – is SBSPs speshultee and favorite noms!!!
Cheer up Nenne !! * Offerz Aussie Burger wiv teh lot nd pineapplol !! *
Wai iz tehy crabbee, teyh nawt habbin a gud dai??
*wile nenne is pawndring ober tihs, yoinks a crabbeeburger*
nomnomnomnomnom – shlurp!
*yoinks Aussie Burger*
Carmly putz anubber aussie burga awn teh barbee adn chatz tu uvver men standign rownd !! * Blah, blah, footy, cricket, blah … !! *
* Wimmen nd men separait at aussie beebee queuez *
*Joyns otter wimmen fur a gud gosseep….did yu see wot herz waring?…. did she put on wate?…. donut lyke herz noo hare colur?…..he luks a bit yung fur her….. blah blah blah…..*
*runs bak to menz sekshun bai barbee queue adn yoinks anuver burger”
* Littlol did shi kno ai put yukky picklolz in taht wun, hee hee !! *
Bleurk, bleurk, bleurk, tihs pineapplol taystz weeerd!
*joins the mens at the barbie and grabs a stubbie*
*blah blah – Norf melburn doing grate neggs year – blah blah blah – 20/20 oar wunday games? – blah blah blah – dose all-blacks, wut to do wut to do…*
*throws sum shwimps onda barbie*
*Slathers Ken in hot sauce*8)
* Finks: whu inbited ken ?? O, Nenne mustard dun it .. !! *
* Blah, blah, blah, Hey, wotsh yer langwidge !! Teher’z a laidee prezzent !! Blah, pollitiks, blah, wevver… wot abowt teh drowt, eh? *
And if you haven’t seen it, skate on over to LolDogs and watch yesterday’s video of a dog. Especially at 19 seconds into the video – - the date suggests it was shot in Haiti
Itz daited Jan 9th. Ar yu shor ?? Ai fort teh urfkwaik wuz 12th .. ?
whoop! mai bad. What day is it today? I’m not at work, so am adrift in time.
No prollem! Teh peppul in CA wer mutsh lukkier tahn in Haiti !!
Does this perch make me booty look fat… Arrrrrrr
No, yor booty maiks teh perch luk tynee !! * Arrr..boi !! *
sounds liek teh zoo
brilliant parrot! beautiful too!
I like it when he tells the dog to hush!
hah! i thought he said lunch!
Thnx, donut mind if ai do!
They’ll listen too, if they know what’s good for em. He might just amble over and give a tail chomp.
Love that bird! He’s right. That dog should “hush” when he’s performing. lol
he he
A burglar breaks into a house and starts to loot the place. A parrot in the room keeps on saying “Jesus is watching you.” Finally the burglar asks the parrot, “I suppose your name is Jesus?” The parrot responds, “No, I’m Moses, Jesus is the Rottweiler.”
*snerk*
MAMA’S GIFTS
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”
The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.”
The third said “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.”
The fourth said, “You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes.
“She wrote: “Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.”
“Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.”
“Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.”
“Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.”
*disclaimer: no parrotts wur hurted in the mayking of this joke – rememburr: burds har frends not noms*
LOL
* .. if it cud rearly tork, it shud hab sed sumfin !!
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ROFL
mai neybur hab a parut.
is terriblol pet. and terriblol neybur.
him wisuls teh song dats at teh start of corry-nashun street fur howers aftur is finushed, adn him maek teh hi pichd cliky noiz on teh hower, ebery hower.
teh burd is prity bad tu!
*snikr*
They’re like kids. They learn their behavior from what they are allowed to get away with. That having been said, some species are noted for being mean. African Greys and Hawkheads fall into that category. And what seemed cute when you taught it can, will and does grate on the nerves after a (very short) while.
I own 7, soon to be 8, parrots. They learn phrases in context, just like you learned English. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking parrots just parrot what they say. The only thing better that having a bird fly to your shoulder when you enter the room is having one say “I love you,” and knowing it means it.
I stand corrected. My wife points out that I should leave room for when she was crying, Rupert (a recently lost, dear, dear Eclectus) licked a tear off her cheek and asked “What’s wrong?”
For proof of avian intelligence, Alex was the king. http://www.alexfoundation.org/
oh – that’s beautiful!!!
and welcome to this happy place – where lolspeak is opshunal an the only rool is tu play nice!
*eggstends floofeh paw of frendship*
in-telly-jins?! in-telly-jins!??!
teh burd likes corry-nashun street, i tells yu!
he spends moar time im-persy-nating clock rathur than bean burdy.
Lubberly story, TCS!!! U is welkum here! *feelers hold up ‘Welcome’ banner*
Fanks! Lolspeak mor ez n hoomin wif no fingers. But can hunt n peck jes fyn!
Eclectus are so beautiful. They remind me of African Greys that have been painted. Are they as bitey as greys?
You are right, Alex was smart. RIP
I LMAO at the “Hush… *bark* HUSH… *bark* HUSH!!!” Awesome bird.
“Spongebob squarepants”?! O_O
i don’t like spongebob, but is likes seeings an animal enjoyin itschelf
Lubbly ploomage!
I wish I had a parrot. Just the thought of an animal that can talk like us is cool. I like at the end when he started saying “Hush” to the dogs. Parrots often need a que to say something, and the que was the dogs barking because s/he always heard her/his master shouting it. Great Video!
Yo ho, yo ho, a parrot’s life for me!
African Grey FTW
Except mine is cuter. ^_^