They sed plenty more fish in the sea… ….so I eated dem.
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glad they didn’t use the bus metaphor
conga chikkunz!
lol. link didn’t work da nawt sekkind time, but i tried, tried again.
My gut instincts are telling me that’s a dead cat. The places that bulge match up with the places a cat bloats after it’s death. A living cat that big holds most of its fat on it’s stumach. . .
Nom!
ohai, annipuss! tea for two?
Yiss plz! Congrats awn gettin teh tawp spot!
would chew like the *good* tea, or you still suffering from tastelessness?
hmmm. erm, dat not look quite right: loss of taste. yeah. dat’s bettah.
Mite juss az well hab a cup uv hawt wadder! Still nuffin taysts oar smellz!
i hazza curious, did chew have Zicam for your H!N!? I read on teh innterwebs it causes that side effect.
U askt me dat teh uvver dai an Ai sed noe, Ai ownlee had teh Tamiflu – Ai haz 2 be berry caerful uv ober teh cownter stuff, ‘coz Ai haz 2 tayk a lawt uf ‘skripshun meds.
ohai, annipuss. Mai muvver lost her sense of smell and taste after a bad bout ov flu one year. It did ebentually come back, tho it took a long time. So donut despair. I bet yrs will, too.
Teh piggy flu wuz nuffin 2 wurree ‘bowt – but I naow haz a resprutree trakt infekshun an dat iz wat haz maed me looz tayst an smell. Ai haz had sumfin simler b4, but nawt kwite az bad – Ai doan’t feel berry sikk, juss fed up wiv it!
Ai gotted a sinus infekshun a kupplol uv week-week-weeks after teh piggeh flu. Pleh. Ai diddint looz mah sense uv tayst or smell, but ai did looz mah appetite. It diddint come bak fur a fyoo weeks after ai wuz helfee agin.
*wishes she wud lose her appetite … and a few pounds. No, make that kilos.*
*luks at meye own baksyde* If you losed dem, I fink I know where dey went.
sry, i didn’t see yr response. thx for teh updaet.
Mayd me awl floofeh!
Juss in kase yur finking ai’m, er, well, fat
hu kud tink such eh tink?
eh beechd
whaylkittehorcat??
@@@@@!
moby kitteh?
shii risus…
cawl mih Fishmael …
yu iz awn eh roll!
ooh, fangyu! … poppeeseed roll? hoagee roll? kressunt roll? … wayt! ai knoes! … sinnyminny roll!!
Toona rolls, sammin rolls….
Mmmm….
lobb stur rolls …
*perx up eers* did sumbunny sai lobb stur?
ohai, adn oyupz! lobb stur – wif teh drown buddur … oar teh lobb stur nooburg … oar teh lobb stur bisk … oar teh shwimpz wif teh lobb stur saws … oar teh gudowld daouneest Mayne lubb stur roalz … NOM!! Sumbuddee hanz mih a lobb stur bibb – ai’m goin inz!
Mai grandmeow greuw up in Newfoundland (befour it wuz pahrt uv VLC). Lobb stur was poor folkz fud–when hur fambly had munnies tehy eight lamm ur chikkin butt wehn tehy wur broak tehy wur stuck wif lobb stur.
Oops–should be down wif oddur piggin awt awn lobb stur sturries
buuuuurrrrp … skewz pls …
Cannot… eat… any… mo… Well OK, maybe just one more.
dis remynez mii awf wonse wen mii adn hubicat weer at eh dinna teata een VLC. Wii weer teh awnlee wonz et eh tabul fur ate. Nawt sekkund korse wuz mussulz (enuf fu tabul awf teh-afourmenshund-ate). Ai kent eet seefud. Hubicat eight enyre plattah. Den teh rest awf teh mele.
mai husbunneh adn ai wur awn a krooz shoartlee aftur 9/11, adn teh shyp wuz teh haff emtee, butt(!!) tehy had fud foar a full shyp … adn wennj itz wuz lob stur nyt, teh waytur brot owt playtz for ebree adn teihr buddee wif foar lob stur tayles … adn azz menny moar aftur taht azz ennee wun wantzed … taht nyt wih kawled rumke survus foar a snak, adn tehy sed tehy hadded teh lobb stur – ifz wih wud lyk … soe whutz nawt tu laik, sez wih … adn tehy sendeded uss SIKS … didded ai menshun wih LURVZ teh lobb stur?! LOLobstur …
…hebben!….. oh, mai brudder-in- lol grode up in teh Fronsch part ob Noo Brunzwikk, adn hii sed dat a littlol after Catmas tehy hadz sum beeg windy wevver dat blowed menny lawbsterz awn teh beech, sew dat peeps wuz shuvvling dem into dare pick-me-up trux. Ai wanna libs dere!
ai wanna EETZ dere! NOMNOMNOMNOM … burrrp – NOMNOMNOMNOM …
ees guppee thin…
Waitr, bringz a bukkit for mademoiselle…
An wun waifer tin mint.
guud fing kitteh iz nawt inna desurt. nawt sew mennee fishees inna desurt.
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(wifowt deh spayssus, duh)
LOL!
…and teh shrimps, and teh crabs, and teh lobsters.
Didn’t eet the huge manatees, tho…too huge!
ohai eeck! how U iz? I hasn’t seen U in awhiles
Iz okai. Haz been bizzee at werk & our stoopy new server is SLOOOWWW (nawt gud for playin here!)
How iz u ???
I iz gud, been busy with skool wurk, an research, so has not been on mush lately. If you is in Geneva, you should go to Wagner Wineries, they can has beer tasting 2 is gud.
Fanks for teh tip !
Ai used to go to Geneva awl teh time…momcat iz frum dere. Teh wineries hav reely taken off in teh last 10 yeers.
About 90 wineries now! Someov my faborites be Standing Stone, Red Newt, Heron Hill…Dr Konstantin Frank is considered overall highest kwality…on Keuka Lake. But menny ovvers be gud, too. Too manny to keep trakk ov den awl.
Well, iffin we gets togedder dis spring, we can tries to bisit dem awl !!
* hic *
They do haz limos that taykes peeps to varyus wineries, so then no impaired drivving…
We should has ICHC wine-tasting tour in the spring (after mah Finlols in May)
Ooooh! Gud idea!
Ai wuz plannin on bein in NY in March, but a return bissit is nawt owt uv teh qwestun!
we shud really does it, I fink unique kitty lives in Geneva, and may be some folks from VLC can comes too.
Is dere also lotsa Amish/Mennonite peeplols in dat area? I fink may has seen sum.
Yup, norvern end ov Cayuga Lake, near Seneca Falls, izza stretch ov road wif lotsa Amish farms. Yu can tell by teh work horses, no power lines or motor vehicles, and lotsa work clothes drying on teh line. But also near Rochester, too. Lotsa places sell Amish furniture and goods, too.
Cow kitteh wuz grazin an fings got owtta hand.
sumbuddee bin cowkitteh tippin, aifinkso …
LOL!!
I iz not cow is kitteh,
I not moos, I mews
**butt wigglol of doom and lands on rhsb**
Oof!
Hay! U needz to loze sum of dat floof, I finkso!
Iz U calling me fat?
** jumps onto kitteh pile uv rhsb & t_k **
Halp!
I’m bein burryd!
Def bii floof
luks lyk a kuddlpuddl tu mih!! Lukowt – heer ai komz! … *runzwifakwiknes adn leepz onto comfee kuddlpuddl*
oooh! a cuddlepuddle! *bownces up and lands on puddle*
mmmmmzzzzzz….
*runs runs runs LEEPS! an uzes red caype azza parryshute tew flote gintlee down into teh cuddlepuddle*
*Tidmum wanders in, sees jiunt kitteh cuddle pillolow,fawls to ground an snuggles in Zzzzzzzzzz…..o.O **Sniff..sniff..
….** *passes kitteh a roll ov breff mints*…Zzzzzzzzzzz….Zzzzzzzzz….Zzzzzzzzzzz
kitteh was waiting with baited breath.
musch bedda den abaytud….
LOL! no ai has an image of a kitteh wif bait in his mouth!
(or birdseed on his nose!)
eeeewww … kitteh hazz teh fyshbref! “duuuud … yu nidz a tiktak!”
*starts baeking a caek*
ai haz a feline wii miet wantz sum caek awn dis LOL.
**duz kwik warshin of self, stretchez owt, an tayks nap**
Zzzzz….
Kinda reminds me uv teh floofy Nikita…
O mai! Iz anuvver BBS Alert! Haves ur snorkels reddy!
Naow how bowt sum uv taht chikken uv teh see ai been hearin bowt?
Wat u meen iz nawt reely chikken?!
Iz toona. Tastes moar bedder.
so bizzy sleeeeeeping afta eatin all dem fishies in da sea!
Ai haz jus fownd owt taht teh bery talintd Teddy Pendergrass haz crosst teh bridge at teh aige uv 60, heer iz a bery short bideo klip in hiz honur….
Onoes!
taht izz teh sadd – himz wuz beri taluntid … adn itz wuz trajikal wenn himz wuz inz taht badd aksident menny yeerz agone
Yes, but also bery inspyering taht hee wuz abel tew kontinue hiz kareer an tew appeer at Live Aid in hiz weeliechayre! RIP Teddy, u wil bee misst!
ai seed Mr. Teddy menee yeers agoe. himz wuz teh bestest bit ob manleeness. *sigh*
*turns off lolspeak*
RIP Teddy. u go sing with Marvin and Luther and Michael now in Rock n Roll Heaven. Remember, I want a front row seat to that concert!
hello there
Hiya, Smudgie!
Hello smudgie, you are looking adorable as usual. Hao is ur human nao, ai finkso he fell down went boom in teh sno when fetching you toona an ob corse if he is sick he cannawt fetch you teh fuds, so is of concern.
Ooh, just read ur blog Smudgie. Scary times in kittehland!
Ohai smudgie! Ai iz brefflesslee waytin tew heer wat happnd wif teh dasturdlee GMLC!!! Doze goggies, alwais plot plot plotting!
Auditioning for the beached-whale role in the new Greenpeace ad…
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Over.
O noze smudgie! Dew u fink iz part uv teh goggies ebil plot tew cut awf kitteh kommunikashun??!!?
I’m not …
kidding. Srsly.
Is liek William Shatner is talkin to us…
I know this cat! Here is my pikshur of him, taken in 2007 in Tel-Aviv: http://content20-foto.inbox.lv/albums119732245/zaizazai/Israel/kakjis.jpg
Oh no, another stranded catwhale… Where’s Greenpeace when you need’em?
ate*
ha ha
Batt itz akzhully kald “nommed”… donchunå?