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Video: Watermelon Kitteh

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  1. hissy says:

    Luks liek da seeedless kinde.

  2. Krisee says:

    I doan wanna share wif teh goggies!!

  3. Onion says:

    Actually cats don’t have sweet taste receptors so this watermelon would just taste like water. the cat must have been thirsty.

    • BAReFOOt says:

      That’s exactly what I thought. It’s sad how many people completely mistreat their pets.
      No water accessible, no way to pee for *hours*, no species-appropriate food, and worst of all, they *bathe* a healthy cat! How sick is that?
      A cat automatically self-cleans! Your stupid water and soap kill the whole protective layer of the fur, which kills the whole isolation. If you do it in the winter, you might as well kill the cat on the spot!
      Or preferably yourself!
      Poor kitties… :(

    • BonzoGal says:

      Lots of cats like melon. It’s not for the water or the sugar- it’s the smell. My vet said it’s an attractive scent, somewhat like catnip. It doesn’t make them act goofy like catnip does, but it attracts them just the same. It doesn’t hurt cats at all to eat melon.

    • Mira8 says:

      Then how do you explain the cats I’ve known who would eat things like cake or cotton candy? (Not that we made this part of their diet of course but) if we were eating it, kitteh wanted them) I’m sorry, I’ve been hearing this “cats don’t taste sweet” thing for years and I just don’t believe it anymore.

      • DrAwkward says:

        Maybe they just want it because it means less for you.

        Try eating play-dough, and see if your cat doesn’t come up demanding his fair share.

  4. jk2kitteh says:

    nomnomnomnomnom
    *luuks up*
    wut? HAY! hoo r dese inntur… inntroo.. strainjurs?

  5. esmerelda says:

    Watermelon is a laxative. Cue litterbocks splosion in 3… 2…

  6. willy boy says:

    wee kan haz eggsta lol tudae?

  7. hmmm this look like thing mad human scientist come up with…

  8. madicat123 says:

    Awww that is soo weird!! very clear vidio too.

  9. nightshayde says:

    *places Carrot Cake, Red Velvet Cake, Chocolate Cake, and Yellow Cake with Buttercream Frosting in the break room*

    Yoo-hoo!!! Derez enuf caek in teh brake ruum fur awl teh Cheezpeeps!!!

  10. Elurofila says:

    WTF!!! Let the poor kitteh eat all the watermelonz!!!! Shoo away those ebil kreetrs!

  11. op_sMama says:

    mai kitten OP dun eatz melon, but hur lovez frostin!

  12. tongueflap says:

    Waddabowt teh seedes? Duzzy spiddemout oer swallerem?

  13. The Crapture says:

    my cats like a slice of canned mandarin whenever i have some, which puzzles me to no end since kittehs normally detest citrus

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  15. phelonyjones says:

    Those are all such cute pets

  16. JP says:

    Me kitteh Isabeau lurvs the watermelons.
    an oranges
    an grapes

  17. maxon says:

    Peculiar kitteh is peculiar.

  18. chad says:

    my god! has someone smashed that cat’s face against a flat wall repeatedly?

  19. Mike Apple says:

    He (or She) is thirsty!

  20. D-R says:

    I am glad kitteh could share wit goggie. So kewt! :)

  21. e preuss says:

    O ALMOST TEH WHOLE THNG!!!11!1!

  22. idancescauseizhappy says:

    ohai cheezepeeplz, ai hasa kwestin. what kinda kitteh dat inda videeo, ennywunno? is kyute as annyfink!

  23. Little Kitty Kelly says:

    OMG! This video would be PERFECT if not for those stupid ugly dogs trying to be cute and eat the watermelon too! When dogs make slopping noises it is like nails on a chalkboard for me and I fill with rage!!!!!!! haha I HATE WHEN DOGS SLOP! So let’s just edit out the stupid fugly dogs off the video and it will be a lolcat purrfection! tehe

  24. Jo says:

    How roode to spect kitteh to share with 2 goggies!

  25. Elli says:

    Isn’t that the Chopstick Kitteh??

    • darmstrong says:

      Yes, it’s the same Kitteh. Mini-Cooper the “teacup” Persian. (There’s really no such thing as a teacup Persian contrary to belief. It’s just the Cream/White Ginger Persian (Like Mini-Cooper) are the smallest Persians for some strange reason. )

      This cat is amazing, I follow them on YouTube, he has a whole arsenal of tricks he can do. Smart kitteh gives doggie run for money. :)

  26. crazzee kitteh ladee says:

    Wud it be bad if i sae kitteh luks laik it roon into wall with fais – SPLORT?
    I am shur kitteh duzent maind haven flat fais and nozzle.

  27. Dank Afro Nugs Grape says:

    Needs moar Yakkety Sax.

  28. Brettr says:

    racist video!

  29. Zuby says:

    Ah knows dat when ai wuz still ‘live, ai reeeely enjoyd nomming on da silicon caulking around da tub. Mai silly pink hoominz nebber ebber figrred it owt.

    Da tall pink hoominz mudder once fed me sum shredded weet and da short pink hoomin put celery in mai bowl. Yummy, yummy, yumm!

    -Z (RIP)

  30. Cheryl says:

    Nomming kitty was in Red Eye last night.

  31. HeavyKitty says:

    Awh! Dahts sew kyoot! Evn smooshy face kitteh is teh kyoot in dis. Teh goggies not so much~

  32. Kitteh must liek da sweets…my kitteh luvz da cherry tomatoes! I haz a video ob him eetin wun on mah profile!

  33. japmis says:

    that cat is so inbred

  34. yumTako says:

    Nom teh waddry fudz!

  35. LolzMan1325 says:

    I hadz a kitteh hoo leikd bananas

  36. i hadz a kitteh hoo likwes to eat guavas

  37. adele says:

    I thinks it was ceeseburger

  38. Kasparcat says:

    mai ragamuffin kitteh laykz sweet taturz, urbal tee wif stevia innit, en hee finkz dat strarberee topz ar bigk bugz tew takul en vissurayt.

    bai dawai, ai doan layk haw Mike sed first butt et leest he duzzint get awl ignort lakh sum ubber noobeez hoo tryd en tryd tew mek frenz en fitttintuheer butt noooooooooo

  39. X_Alt232 says:

    LOLz….ugly dog

  40. kacky says:

    Please stop encouraging inbreeding by posting pictures of these poor deformed animals!

  41. that guy says:

    I can has watermelon?

  42. Michelle says:

    that is soooo cute.


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