
What do you mean “fly to Hogwarts?” Why can’t we just email him the damn thing?
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What do you mean “fly to Hogwarts?” Why can’t we just email him the damn thing?
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Ai haz a tyred
con gar atz, anni!
Thx catena!
*Dobbie dances for annipuss*
conga rats aer nomming teh nargles in the potions lab.
and teh blibbering humdingers
i’m sick of all those attachments….
teh ‘tachminks are so heavy
ai uze 32-bitt enkripshun
pwlnd!
I do not twitter
Owl be danged if i’m carrying this PC!!!
Ohai TM- congarats to Mr TM on his nawt-sekund dai at the new jawb!
Ossum news, congarats Tidmum an Mr Tidmum!
GRRATE noos!
GRRATE noos!
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LOL!!! REELEE GRRATE noo!
*shaykes fist at WP*
*hoofs WP furr Janet*
yesh, congarats – jobs iz gud!! hope it turnz owt well
Woot, woot for Mr T habbing a gnu jawb! May it becum purrmanent wif a kwikness!
Anom
The bird(en) be to grate 4 me!
ai dunt give a hoot iffen its urgent!
akshulleh – I mite just wing it…
**heddesk**
on a wing an a prayer u kno
Dang it, Ma, knock first!
akshulleh – sum gud owl pron round inda wuds mite just be gud for inkreesing teh owl populashun…
8)
tahts egsakcly why i DONT nokk.
LOL!!!11
Anni, Nenne, and Catena make a 3-way tye! This calls for a dansdansdans
*Hobbles on crutches to center of living room floor*
*Carefully and slowly wigglols her burt (!)*
*Sits right back down*
Ai haz never seen a burt wigglol- very nice!
Will b followed bai deh Ernie wigglol??
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K. Hou U get teh owLOL 2 sit on teh keebord fur teh pictchewer?
Dunno? Put a mouse near the keeboard?
@@@@@!!
Prollee juss serin dippittee
awl owls issa wise owls….him lure hoomin in tew takin pikshure for him, nawt him posin fer hoomin!
Ohai Paws4Thot! Lawng tym, no skweee! Has yu seen mai gnu avatar? Issa coo-beestie Ai met awn mai holly daze, on Loo-is
Hmm, ai still sees Amber in her Chrismuss hat … Internet Eggsploder werks to a diffrent time scale tahn eberybuddy else ai finkso (liek teh postoffice an teh binmen).
Fyrefox iz still show her luking very posh in teh pritte Crissmuss hat, too!
Has yu eeted yur cukkees an dleeted yur tempry fiyuls reesuntly? Ai tuk mai Crissmuss hat orf bai 12th nyt – donut wont teh bad luks!
In a werd, no. How ai duz, plz?
See wehr it sez “tools” (no snikkerin!) at teh tawp ob teh screen? Clikkee awn taht, tehn awn “innernet opshuns”, teh “dleet tempry fiyuls”. Tehn has a nicecupovtea anna sitdoun, wyl it gets awn wiv it. Tehn refresh teh paij an “Vwallah”
*click*
*click*
*boils kettlol*
Ooh – there’s my cow !!!
*whispurrs to maroonie*
Ai think yoo left a “click” out!
Yoo hav a cow????
*click*
*whispurrs to JCH4K*
Ai think u left a “t” out!
An teh cow is a Terry Pratchett reference.
OH!!! THAT cow!
ANd LOL!! BIG diffrence between “martoonie” an “maroonii!!”
Ai’m verree noo to Terry Pratchett, too! Nawt just Dr. HOOOoooo!
Ai think ai’ve red maybe just 4 oar 5.
SOOOO much catching up to do! Butt – ai’m werking awn it!
It sez “Mmmmmrrruuuuurrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmooooooo!!!”
Eggsackly!
OHAI Ambercat! Did yoo luk at teh link??? Teh Hogwarts Postoffiss??
It’s where yoo maed ten nounsmint about teh Wawk awn teh 15th ov Joolye!
Teh dayts fur tihs yeer’s Rayse fur Lyf has been a nounsed an som has a choyse ob teh yooshul 5km or Dubble Yer
BlistersMunnee wiv 10km!Martoonie, d’yu kno wich wun yu is dooin yet? Mebbee awl teh TTI Grrrls cud joyn forses an wolk togevver
Ooh ai nawt lukked yet. Dat wud be phun! (we can walk slowlee wiv regyoolar martoonie breaks, rite?)
Tehre’s anudder wai ob dooin it?!
Ai heer some peepl run… weerdos.
Verree bad fur yur helf, runnin – mai Cosnul….Colsun…Consu…Cleber Doctor sez so!
As preevyusly discussed in a non-goree fashun, mai left knee wuz smashed to bits a few yrs ago an ai has been forbidden to run on pain of pain!
walkin is moar bedderer for helf. *nods*
*nods* Yup Ai is forbidded to run an payn ob payn too – Ai has teh holey hip: it wus seecrutly replaysed wiv cheezy wotsits an Ai is nawt ment to be abul to eben wolk, butt(!) Ai thort taht wus too dull, so Ai dint lisen wen Doctor Cleber sed taht bit!
Ai’ll cum alawng 2 hawld cotes etc! Can’t wawk dat far!
U can has teh drinkies ready at teh finish line, Anni!
Aha! Annipuss – Ai has a Cunning Plan furr yur contry byooshun! Ai will emayul yu wiv teh detayuls, if we can Pull Tihs Orf (in Faymuss Fyv fashun, wiv lashings an lashings ob jinjah bier!)
If teh dayts soot Innernashnul Vizzy Tors, tihs cud maek sum, part or awl ob…….
Teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet!
Yes fokes; yu herd it heer nawt sekkund! More inn formayshuns, as we get it, awn Faysebuk Groop fur Cheezfrendz an Cheez Toun Cryer!
If ai can com, ai wud be delited to wawk.
Reelee, ai can hardlee think ov enething taht wud bee moar fun. Cept seeing ebreewun in pain mite be a bit ov a downer!
Ai wuz at teh finnish lass yeer an ebbriwun wuz in berry gud spirits – iz a reelee joiful fing. Ai went 2 support Martoonie, but din’t fyned hur – fownd mai neese insted!
*Wayts wiv baitid breff!*
I haz a kitteh fur UR abitur.
Ib U wuz on Loois, U shood haz e-mayod me b4 U goez; I mite haz had tym fur mikerow cheezmeet!
Ai tryd! Butt(!) Ai kept missin yu an heer! e went to Yu-ist too; Norf, Souf an Benbecula – was teh windeewindeewindee butt(!) ohso luvly!
Hai paws4thot! Maybee yoo cud com to teh Furred Lunnun Cheezmeet, too?? Yoo can haz a vaycasshun??
Mai, wut big aiz u haz!!!
Da better to sees you with.
Wut big klawz U haz!
Da better to … uh … hey look ober dere!
Ohai Martoonie, ennee zebra trax in yur gardun todai?
Ai dunno but we had a BMW in teh hedge this mornin…
Nao tehre’s posh! Ai juss hav sparroes!
we have the ocashunal beetlol – but nebber a beemer…
Very common in Surrey.
oh, an – gigglol Nenne!
good fing U no has jaguar
WE hav cougars – fur REEL!!
Mai naybor saw wun run cross teh rode just yesterday.
Did it yoose teh pides….pedre…padis…. persun crossin walk?
Ai’s seen deer awn teh pedi…pesti…depi…peepul-warkin brij, ober teh bizzee rode. Wos verree smart deer, Ai thort
Well, no.
It used teh crossing run.
Nao tehre’s a thort: If Martoonie paynts teh zebra-crossin in frunt ob her howse, wud tah encurridge tehm to sho up?
In Richmond Park, teh deers walks to teh side ob teh rode, an stops. Dey luk at u in ur car an wait for u to stop before dey cross teh rode. Bery smart deer.
Lol Ambercat! Ai’ll has to try that!
Far too cowld for jaguars!!
In mai eggsperience wif teh jaguars, yoo nebber hav to weeree about them awn teh rode, becuz they ar awlaiz in fur service.
Well, yu nose dose kittehs…they eggspeckts full serviss at all times….
o rly?
There are some classics and this is one of them
Thank you very much – it’s only my second FP on ICHC (the other one was the turtle-marching-band thingie), although I had one with a goggie and one with nuns on the hotdog/PK sites.
congrats bodo on maykin it to the front paije, dis owl is a hoot!
ONLY your second FP?????
That’s fabulous!!! Mennee peeple maek them awl teh taiim – and they are reelee gud, too – an they nebber eben get cloase!!!
So – moast hearty congrats fur a real acheevemint! an it IZ wonderful capshun fur this pikchoor!
an nao ai am wundering laik paws4thot – hao DID they get that owlol pose so prittlilee fur teh pickchoor!???
You’re right – I’m showing a significant lack of humility (sorry for that), but I am truly grateful to those who vote for my stuff. You just never know when something is going to catch on, somehow.
LOL!!! Hard to looz wif an Owlol!!
I looked up your turtle-marching-band thingie and posted a link but the moderators didn’t like me doing that so I’ll just say I enjoyed it.
Owl is grounded due to adverse weather conditions – Heathrow airport closed due to snow.
You habz more snow?
*beeg sigh* Yesh, we has more snow. Sitting nicely awn top of teh ice we had yesterday. Country at a standstill, roadandrailchaos, millions trapped etc etc etc. Ai am so done with winter.
Up in Skawtlund, teh snoe iz neerlee awl goed!
It wuz goin, but it has maed a comeback. Bery liek Status Quo.
Nebber myned Martoonie, we aer promisst a heet wabe fur teh weekend – up 2 7C awn Sumdai!
Ooh ai’ll get mai bikini owt. *roll*
Hmm, dat wus ment to be
We had moar sno obernite, butt nao terning to rayne. Gonna take a wile to get rid of it awl tho!
we no habz snow but it ar cold, is in the mid 20′s not too bad for Jan but I too is tired of deh winter.
Wehn Ai moved to Colorado, a long tyme ago, tehy alwayz told teh prospective newcomers, “Yes, it snows in winter here, but it doesn’t stay on the ground long.” This is called the Big Lie. It doesn’t stay on the ground because it can’t _reach_ the ground–’cause the ground is covered with _ice_– but only from October through April or so. Happy to be bak in New Mexico, Ai am, yep yep.
U iz ugle
(well nennepus will get the pun)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@xelebenty for that wun!!!
OK!! Ai wuz wayting fur nennepus to com!
butt – iz there sum spanayshun fur teh rest ov us??
We ar awl curious – in teh best way – yoo know!
*wispurrs: ugle is norbegiun for owl… Rodney is being very clever – a bilingual phun – we can has it!!!*
*whispurrs bak* Thanks! Ai thot so, but ai wun’t shur.
Ai did that teh otter day awn teh “Composers an composishuns wif nuts” thred, – in german, butt! ai dont think enewun gotted it! Oar prollee eben saw it!!!!
ai wuz kwite layte!
My non-pseudonymous name is derived from uglehagen
E-mail iz faster, an nawt az tiresum fur mii.
As Hermione could tell you, electronics don’t work at Hogwarts due to interference from all of the powerful magic there.
Teh only school in teh country wher teh kids don’t spend all day txting each other then…
But by now they have probably improved the technology so it DOES work at Hogwarts. Isn’t that what Macs are for?
Actually, the computers work fine, but they’ve got all the monitors pointed backwards or downwards (we have a pool set up on when they’ll figure that out). And they still haven’t figured out how to open the laptops.
ai see teh owl … where is teh puddy cat?
cood nawt afford teh docking fees for teh bote.
OMG lol luvin this photo XD
yay