
WHEW! Can we install an elevator?
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WHEW! Can we install an elevator?
Picture by: mamba_0182 Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
U’d du beddur 2 dyut!
Humph! Ai hazza big bones!
Iz awl floof, haw nest!
fats kitteh needz 2 go own dyeets. ya ai fink so.
Dat wuz hard wurk!
Nao ai needz a nap…zzzzzzz
Doan fall asleep till u haz madit a lolittul furder frum teh ej. Twicheeng in dreme cd b dangerus.
Iffin shee stayz der den da hooman mite jest trips and fall dawn da stares!! Den dey mite seez da need furr dat vator …
Iz just fluff!
Yesh, plentee of floof dere!
Itz mah luxurious winter coat — nuffin moar.
nope, you need the stares.
mooooooom the goggie is staring at me!
*sneaks up on sweetpea and touchez hur*
eep!!
*jumps straight into teh air*
*Hubberz fingrrrr berry neer SP tendirls* — “I nawt tuchin yoo…. I nawt tuchin yoo!!!”
ARGH!!! *has flashback to famlolee trips wif brudder doing same thing*
TeeHee – I dooze dis too My dotter jest to buggify herz…. I tellz her dat buggin herz iz wun ub my faboreet entertrainmints ..
ai hazza ty-rrd!
Or mebbe u kud jus carry meh.
Yesh, yesh!
*nod nod nod*
Hoomin to carrying kitteh wherever kitteh needs/wants to go. Pweese.
Mine kittehs freek out wen picked up to be taken places. Silly babies.
or can we get an escolater?
Ai thotted uv dat, but den realized teh escolater mite be nawt bery saef fur kittehs — speshlee kittehs wif teh long furs or wif teh tuftee toes. Getting parts uv kitteh stuk in escolater — DO NAWT WANT.
Ai can’t yooze teh escolatur awn teh Lundun Unnergrownd – it sez dogs an pooshcharez muss be carrid, an Ai duzn’t hab eever!
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@!!!!
oooh, didnt fink of dat! new rule – no escolators, just elolvaders!
Iz tew manni steps. Pleez bring da fud bowl up here fur mii.
Grampa cat sez to kitteh “Yu yung kittehs is spoyled. When I was a litlol kitteh, my peeplol livd in 5th-flr walkup, an was 60 stairstepssup all tiem. Up bofe wais!”
an it was snowin! indoors!
An we had BEAR feet!!!
Ai wud lyk to deddy kate tihs LOL to Prysma kitteh an Seanya, arfter teihr mega-cleenin jawb awn teihr partmunt!
Well dun; yu did it!
good idya! *sends schmoos, hugs, and massages to prysma and seanya*
Whurz teh snorgle snorkul? Ai’m goan in.
Yesh yesh- de belly floof- must snorgle! ai am rite behind u MM!
*drops out da divin boo-eee* Hasta bee surez dat da snorgle snorkulers getz bak safe —
*pozishuns a YNG bai da boo-ee ta watch furr Meezer Mom to pop bak to da surfase*
and you may rub mah tummeh, too, kthx.
DIS A BBS* ALERT! A BBS ALERT!! DIS NAWT A DRILL!!
Habs ur snorkles reddie at awl thymes! Do NAWT go in wifout a snorkle! REPEET: Do NAWT go in wifout a snorkle!
*Big boi snorglebelly
A dibin Boo-eee haz bean set ups and der is a YNG watchin owt furr diber safety … der is nawt much morez wee kin doodoo … butt hopes awl peeps weel be safe wile snorkulin
Iz dis Hazel? Dat belleh luuks familyur…
**Red triez to YOINK kitteh, butt pullz musslol in hur bak**
OW!!!!
Humph. Thats whut happens when u tryz to be greedy. STN.
Hay! I nawt greedy!
I jes has teh week niss foar teh floof.
Butt dis iz da sekkun kitteh you bee YOINKIN two dae Red — Ifinkdatdat iz bean greedy …
Noooo!! It nawt Hazel!!!!…her has white feets an a white …errr…bald…belleh

an her has losted a liddle..erm..’floofiness’
This is JUSS like whut seh duz tho!
I hadda luk twyce..tehn I reelized dat , nope, I duzz nawt hab a green carpet awn mai landin an stares..
Ossimm kitteh tho!!
*Dives in minus snorgul snorkul*…..
Its national dress up your pet day! who knew?
Not me
I donut finks eeny ub my petz wood let mee dress dem ups … Ifinksew dat I wood beez inna beeg trubbol…. yep, dats sew.
hmm. for peeples ownd by kittehs, taht wuld being “meet teh poynty endz day”
owch
yesh! or visit teh emerjencee rum dai!
Ai tried tu dress up mai kitteh butt (!) she jest tryed tu walk bakwurds nd den fell over. Dew NAWT want!!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to AngelAndz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, yummy orinj cakes wif lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif big floofy rubber kitteh bownsy balls, liddle remote control splortscars, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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OOooooo….. lukkit awl da fluffy roundee kittehs bouncbouncboucin awl ober da plase!!! *Jumps upz ta grab fluffy kiteeh bouncy ballz owt ub da aire*
Oooh!! Remoat con troll splortscars !! Thx BF !!
* zing, zing, vrrrmm, weeleeh, brmm, smaaaash !!
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Ai ment tu du taht !!
* brmm, brmm, varrumm, wheeee …. !!
my hairz dey all poofy
LA Z tommy pumkin kitteh.
I feel awful for that poor cat. Who ever allowed it to get that fat is cruel. Poor kitty, it can probably barely move!
What is wrong with you people? This is horrible. Cats can’t be overweight and be healthy any more than humans can. This kitty can’t even move, and he’s helpless to fix his own situation. I will not come to this site anymore, I will unfollow on Twitter, and I will tell everyone I know about how the moderators at LOL cats don’t give a DAMN about animals … only about how to benefit from animal abuse. This happens entirely too much on this site and its shameful.