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yu gotta trusst mi, k
Nawt until Ai get teh cheezburger U prawmissed!!
.. if yu pai mi tudai, yu wil get it toozdai !!
I will gladly pay you on Frideggs..
Yew wont piklolz wib taht ??
Yesh, plz, an tomatoes too.
.. meet pattee oar begetaryan ??
begetmetaryan…
Unyunz ar incloodid !!
Wot tiep ob cheese ??
Ok. If I must.
*nommms* *hazza sleepeez* Nitey Nite! zzzzzzzzzzzzz
schmooozzzzzzzzzzzzzz
“Yoo fawgawt yor free djrink !!”
* Nite nite !! *
W00t!! Yay fur deh ty! PB and pj!!
Off tu deh ty booteek wif u!!
Dey b habbing deh kitteh ack sess er EEz fur deh snowmenz — kitteh faisiz on deh sckarfz, kitteh faisez on deh stalking capz!!!
Fangz, mai cween !! Isle hab a niec blu scarf, plzthx nd sabe it foar wintatiem !! Ooo! Itz gawt a BC fais lyk poussin !!
Oh, fan Q, Orangbouncykitteh, and cweenmj!! Let’s all go to da ty booteek! *grabs PB’s hand* *skips off*
i doz. teach meh, TEACH MEH!!!!
Who’s teachin who?
…adn we haz cookies, tew!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. cookeez!!!
* Wun ob teh twennief sentry’s faimuss kwoetz … *
Wot tiep ob kookeez ?? * hoapful luk *
whut kynd du yu leik?
Umm, ginga (nawt poysen) ?? * hazza nerbuss .. *
*takes PB back to da ty booteek wiffascardness* Run!
* run run run run run run run .. run … run …… run …….run ……
…. wawk ….. wawk …………….. stawps ….. puff .. puff ……. puffft !!
ai sistur mayks teh bestest gingur cookees! heer, has sum!
*offurs playt uv cookes*
Ooo yum !! * Offaz glars ob lemmingaid !! *
* Ai lyks teh ginja kitteez tuu !!
ai miss mai beeg floofy oranj boi. hi sneeked owta teh howse sevural yeers agoh. ai leiks tu finks hims iz purring en sumwun’s howse.
Aww !! {{Keshet}}
NOOOoooooo! Nawt want teh darksied!
butt butt wi has cookees!
Oatmeal Raison?
shur! yu can has awl uv myn.
*keyps snikkurdoodlols an choklit chippees fur hurself*
conga-rats tu teh tyed nawt-sekund! *conga conga conga!*
Thx nd Ohai, OBK !! * wotchiz bownsi, bownsi, bownsi kittee *
*wotchiz boing, boing, boing*
Bebbeh kitteh *mite* be a dubblol agint (luuks liek he haz sum CC innim).
*pulls CHRG titely ober hed*
Heer, lemmee halpifying u!!
*grabz goosey tayp*
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
U b saif naow!!
*turnz bloo*
*kint breev*
*panics*
*Pokes air hole* *Inserts 2 straws*
I just pictured Ken in A Fish Called Wanda — when Otto shoves french fries up his nose.
I love that movie.
**uses talonz tu slyce frew the eggsess goosee taype**
Breev, NS, BREEV!
*breevz bery deeply*
Aaaah. U sayved meh, PH! U iz mah heroine!
*bats eyelashes*
Lemme take dat bat away frum u b4 u hurtz sumwun!!
Whut U gunna naem dat bat? Izzit a gurl bat oar a boi bat?
Ink wiring mines wantz tu nose.
i will naming deh bat “Bayce Bawl”
yu culd alsew goh wif “crikkut”
Ai wuz hoping foar vampyre.
How bout Bat Masterson?
Look at all dat floof! I wanna pick you up! *titens CHRG*
Look at all dat smoove shiney on da BC? *schmooos BC*
U needz halp?
*grabz goosey tayp*
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
U b saif naow!!
Tearz a tiney hole fur breevin obber nozez of pj and nightshayde.
*bows deeplee to LCV*
Fankies!
Eeternul struggul
Awlwais teh siydz fiyt fur solez
Darknuss ehgenst liyt
Nice haiku, catena!
Othx!
ai had dun won at teh end awf dis kitteh, butt(!) teh LOL wuz almoss dun
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/11/funny-pictures-expecting-you/
(awnlee coz ai reellee lykd dat won)
Applol sorss !!
Yesh- ai did reed dat wun was nice and moody- captured lolpik well ifinkso!
OMCC!! tew kyoot kittehs!!!!
*holds on tew CHRG and finks of taxes*
I must saving u!!!!
*grabz goosey tayp*
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
U b saif naow!!
inserts safety breeving straw to prevent sufer…sufa..nawt breeving.
phew! Fangq bof!
*taykz teh duckee (adn goosee) tayp ehwae frum teh cween*
scuse mii, yur magustee, ai nedez dis tu fixx sumtink…
Duz u need halpz?? I b a gud halperater!!!
jus teh tayp pleis.
Kthx
(gud jawb, catena)
O, sew kyoot! BUTT ai nawt needz no moar goosey tayp! **baksawaifrumtehcweenwifakwiknesshoogibbedhurtehnewrollinewwai?**
Ohai nd hapee berth dai, PH !! Cweenmj iz awn a roll !! Shi lyk tu rap !!
* Hoaps yor dai wuz teh gud !! *
Fanks PB! It wuzza gud dai!
Wear wuz dat cween wen ai needed hur wrappin at lolmas?
**wundurs if teh cween gawt intu the margareeta cayke**
*wunders if teh somwun shud take da duckie tape away frum teh cween*
*hopes ph iz hazzen a gr8 burfday*
*wishes somwun wood untape mouthes so we cood talk again*
whut? yu gots hands (oar paws), dontya?
*Looks down* Oh yeah! *unraps duckie tape* *SPLORTZ!*
silly pj!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
oh no! splorts ebery where!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
*slow, sad hedshake*
I tried tu preventing dat.
iz teh problum wif teh freewils.
pj haz teh whaylol? hur haz tu free willi?
*noms choklit pawsoum wiffacormfusedness* *puts blankey over hed*
pj haz a deh free willi?
*hedz tu Nawty Barn*
Ha? Wait…Wat?
*Leaves splortrecovery lounj* *hedz to NB also.
Fanks pjp, aiz habbin a gr8 burfday end eed! Liddlo wurried bowt wear dat skwirrl iz wiff my prezzie, doh.
Aifinkso the cween izza liddlol taype-happee. Prolly frum hurz lak ov cold wevver.
LAK uv kold wevverz?!?!???? Lak u say??? Phhhttt!!
O deer! Aiz glad yu iz otay!
Yu shuda rap rap rapped dem pipez, aifinkso! Ai finked yu jist dribbed yur howse awai wen it gotz cold!
Happi birfdai PH! Sawry ai iz so layte!
Fanks luvscatsva! Iz nebbur tu layte! {{{luvscatsva}}} Ai weeshes ai wud see teh odder burfdai peepz, sewz ai cud weesh dem a happee burfdai tu!
O, an ai iz gonna hyde dis commint wai doan heer, cuz ai prolly shud nawt publaxys, puliksize, pubblyeyez…..um nawt say dis owt loud… butt, iffin yu haz propain gas furr yur heet, dere izza shortij in teh soufeest! So czech yur tankz nao!
Oh- thnx fur de warnin- ai don’t, mai nurse duz but had her tank filled last month- luckily! Ai tired of dis cold weather- where iz dat global warmifying, hmmm???
Iz nawt in Burrrrginya, datz furr shoar! Ai tired ov it tu! Mai stoopy huzbing beez a propain guy, an himz iz hazzin a beeg bizzee! An nao the gnuz bowt the shortij iz nawt gud! A grumpee, he haz it! **considurs dukkee (oar goosee) taypin teh huzbing** Furr safetee, yu nose. *nods* Himz safetee, sewz ai nawt haz tu bloppify himz hed.
Very gud wife, u are PH! alwayze thinking of ur deer huzbing! Ai think u can borro goosie taype pj “liberayted” frum de cween.
I meerly suggested dat maybe somwun else mite needz some.
*slipz PH a couplol ov roll*
*hides*
Ofanks pjp! **lukz arwown tu mayke shoar cween nawt luukin**
**grabs stoopy huzbing**
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
Hmmm.
**blopifyz himz hed ineeway (onlee wunce), jist furr gud meshur**
runs in with late burfdae prezzie (colorful dust bunnies from behind the dryer) and a musiclol selection just for Parrothead (if i DID it right)
triparoundasun
Wanna try dat agin?? it just bringz us bak heer….
{{{{sweetpea}}} Fank yu sew mush! Ai cud nawt mayke the linkee wurk, butt if wut aifinkso it iz, datz mai faybrite burfdai sawng! Hao deed yu nose? Yu iz the besdist plant frend ebur! **jintlee disentanglols frum tendrills**
yah, i tried to folololow your instructions, but…
sigh. try this, cutnpaste. youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw” >name
**tossiz culurful dussed bunnies inna air, wadshiz dem flowt flowt flowt**
Well, lyke tehy awlwaiz sez abaot spankings, iff u don’t noes whai ur huzbing needz himz hed bloppifyed, HE duz!!!
Kant drive enny further souf — iz Gulf uv Meheeko!
Do you keep da water tricklin in da freezy wevvers? Dats sposta werk in mobile homez.
wii duzn’t haz deh reglar plumbing — deh sinkz drain intu holding tankz. a trikkling fawsett wud oberflowing deh holding tank overnite.
*quietly leave remaining duckie tape at da cween’s door…for halping to insulaten da pipes*
ai stands beetween teh candull annda starr. wi bi grey. wi stands beetween teh darkniss annda lyte.
B5 FTW!
mai fabrut shoew!
Miyn twoo (well, won of mai faborits, atz leeist)
Congaz tu kimi_11 awn yor FP !! Nawt bad frum onli 5 LOLz maid !!
Ohai poussinboi! Haf U had eny relef frum da hot …de weffer peepz wuz sayn las nite dat u waz gettn stormz, n mayb sum RAIN??..iz prtti hot her in de Bloo Mnts uf Sydni…bt nowt az bd az Vic n SA. Hopn uz alrite!
Herz us in Oz tryin 2 scape deh hot n de cheezfrenz ober de uvva sid uf ta wurld r frozzed…..iz der somwear n betwin dat iz jus rite LOL
Maybi iz a pln frum de darkside..basement cat tryin 2 maniplate de weffr!!
Ohai kittycatlion !! Yesh, teh heetwaib iz ober fur nao !! Wi gawt fiev meenutz ob rayn adn teh tempwretcher drawpt tu 20C / 68F !! Nuffin yu wud corl rayn sinss !!
Mai strai kittee wuz lyon awn sum conkreet in teh shaid in 45C/113F adn nawt teh happi cat !! Shi tuu wild tu kum insied !!
Eckstremez ob wevver iz wot tehy blaim awn globular wawming !!
Sai hi tu yor free sisturz, k?
Sunbeemz…BC…Bebeh grey kitteh!! Ooooh noooes ai nawt haz mai CHRG.
SPLORTSPLORTSPLORT!!!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
oh no! splorts ebery where!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better
thx gammacat.
schmoo! West River rat! Aym gonna run awai from teh pilol of papers on mai desk. TTFN!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ai am so happitayle abowt de news fron HoT! yay for new job!
We doant have cookehs…but we doo have teh kyute babeh kittehs!
An fluffeh. Foorgot to menshun fluffeh.
Be verry careful, bleachgrl- keep ur CHRG on titely!
How kud u furgitting deh floof!!
Uzzer fingz wii haz!!
Adorablol kittehz
Burgerz, wif cheez!
Cheezpeepz!!
D….
dukky tayp
eggstra floof
fevvurs
G…
Gooz, Canajun
Hie hoypz
Indja inc
J….
Jack, ryter of haikus full uv win and awsum!
Kittehs az fur az teh eyez can sea!
Lolcats fur awl seize uns!
Majik cheezburgers taht noes teh sekrits uv teh uni…uno…EBBERYTING!
Nawty Barn full of YNGs (strickly fur purrposes of ironing….*snork*)
O…..
Opera Haterz, standing bai tu halperating u
Purringz and hedbonkz
Qwallity peepz
R…
Ooooohhhh!!11!!! Shinnee tings!!
plooffy blankees.
Quik wits!
Rascoons wit deh masques..
S……
Sillybrayshunz
Tailz uv deh floofy kind
U………
Under cover hydingz
VLC Cheezfrens
Wafflol and parfai partees
X…
xtra uv evvurything plskthx!
YNGs
zoo en teh Cheezland Safari Park
Ai haz tu goez awf topik fur a minnut.
Wii can send beemz tu awl teh kittehs, goggies adn peepz uf hayti. Dem habbing teh 7 pointee earfkwakes adn lawts uf breakin fings tudai.
Yesh yesh- beems on for awl peeples and animolols in Hayti.
dat b berry thotty, WRr!
*turnz on ohai beemz fur peepz adn critterz in HayTee.*
*senz beemz aot ova teh watahz*
**nods** Berry gud poynt WRr.
**bowz hed**
**sayz prayurz furr peeps, goggies and kittehs, an odder kreechurz in hayti**
May CC cumfurt an halp dem!!
dis organization does good things
mercycorps.org/haiti?source=E397
haz a big wurry fur da peeps, kittehs adn goggies. Earfquakes be bad enuf, but when dey are 7.5 – ouchy. Ai saw piksures onna da TB uv buildings all crooked adn roads wacky. Dis nawt gud.
{{{{{Haiti peeps, kittehs, goggies}}}}}
*Prayrz n beemz to Hayti, speshully to animolols an chiltren*
Amen
/lolspeak off
Hey, guys! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. RL has been getting kinda busy. I write today with a heavy heart. My neighbor’s cat, Tommy(the one that had cat diabetes) passed on to the meadow on Jan. 2nd and I just found out about it. He wasn’t even my cat, but I did get to cat-sit for him a few months back and it hit me kind of hard. My neighbor said he’s okay, but I know he’s got to be broken up. Please say a prayer to Mr. CC for Tommy that he makes lots of friends in the meadow.
sry for your loss, jeremy.
ai deepust simpathees tu yur naybur.
{HUG}
{{{{{Tommy & Tommy’s hyoomin}}}}}
adn {{{{{Jeremy}}}}}
{{{{{Jeremy’s neighbor & Tommy}}}}}
Jeremy: pleze tell neighbor dat da Night Watchman be taking bery gud kare uv Tommy. Him be whole, well, adn happi inna da Princess Mu meadow wif da hart petz.
an mak shure he knowz abut de brige and de medow. Tehy helpified mee.
{{{{Jeremy, Tommy, and Tommy’s hoomin}}}}}
take2
ratzenfratzen.
name
nope. i has lost my touch.
* putz up lawst adn fownd notiss at teh NB foar sweet pea. *
Lawsted touch. If U fined ah touch pleez tu be gibbing it bakk tu Sweetpea.
fangs. does it have little tear off tags on the bottom of the notice with contact infoes?
Yass dem awl sez BEEM ME UP SKOTTIE!!
hmmm. you has UFO Infoes?
OMGZ!!!!11!!!! deh papurz, deh papurz…is in frntz of deh bebbeh…NOT WANT bebbeh signin hiz soulz to deh BC fer deh cheezburgerz!!!!1!!
*whispers* ders also cookiees.
cookie~es♪.. … .okai .ai finn mi white-out.. … …. ……. . uhm….. . . …..♪
NUUU Dun corrupt teh little bebe! T.T
lolz teach me dah waiz mazterz! I be darth kitteh