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Concatululululations, annipuss.
What would chew like for siilybrations?
Dunno, reelee – Ai haz no sens uv tayst, soe ebbryfing iz teh saem!
heheheh…Let’s make a shmorgashbored of stinky,shmelly, shtrong fud to “wake up” annipuss’s tastebuds:
A sordid stinkee cheeses, such as
Bleu Cheese, e.g. Roquefort, Gorgonzola, Unidentifiedinmyfridge
Cat fuds, gushie, with fishes
Dracula’s nemesis: gahlik
E…
Essence of pikkuld harring
Fishy fish
Garlik toest
Herring wiff onyuns
Icky smelling herbses
J…
leosmom! Lots of whiles, no see! How u is?
ohai! *snags a piece 0 gahlik toast* nom*
Jellee taht haz bin in teh frijj WAE tu lawng
Karewhutts taht has gawn sawft
Lemmins – teh mushee wuns
Musserd greans taht has turnded browun
N …
Not very fwesh milk
Onyins
Potaters fwied in sardeen oyil
Qwite badlee spoyilld milk
Rockfore cheez
S…
Eggy sallid
Fromage, aged
Greesy grimee gofur guts (ewwww)
H……
Just curious, annipuss. Did you take Zicam for your H!N!? I read on the interwebs that it has been linked to loss of smell (which is inextricabloly linked to taste) over on this side of the pawned.
Um is dat wat we cawl Tamiflu? (Oseltamvir) Loss uv sens uv smell/tayst iz nawt listed an Ai wuz OK until bowt 10 dais affer Ai startid teh bug – Ai haz a modurit sekundree infekshun.
Ai haz juss Googlold Zicam an it iz sumfin Ai haz nawt heered uv, let alown tryed! Ai wuz ishood wiv a cors uv Tamiflu awn teh Nashnul Helf.
Ai haz 2 be caerful at Ai taek.
Ai hadz a coald dat starteded in Awktoeburrrr, dat turnded intew a coffcoffcoff, adn den tew a synuss infeckshun. Ai hadded no sens ob smellz fur 2 weekweekweeks! Was teh pleh. Sept sumtiems at werk wen deeling wif peeps dat has, ahem, incontinenss ishews. Den wuz kinda niece tu nawt smell nuffin!
Iz ‘mazin haow offn u sniff fings 2 see iffn dey aer gud, oar cleen oar juss bicozz – but Ai can ‘majin dat sum fings iz bedder nawt 2 smell!
somebody needs teh lo cal diet…just saying…
…but start it after parrothead’s surprise pate, kay?
pssssst, everybody hide, we wanna s’prse parrothead.
*finks ob hyding undur teh bed*
*meremburs teh duks, an goas tu hyding sumwear els*
u hab duks unner yr bed. doan u worri about quakers in bed!!?
ohh, ai quack me uo up…
Deys nawt unner MAI bed, dey bees unner … um …sumwuns bed frum a LOL oar tu bak.
*goas tu fynding owt hoos bed dey bees undur*
jus az lawng az yu noe getz goosied …
hides behind washer and dryer.
maybe could be prezzie for combo parrothead’s surprise party and concatulations for house 0 tidmum for noo job
finds lotsa friendly, mulolticolored dust bunnies.
hmmm.
oh, and parrothead, look surprised, ‘kay? use your best acting technique develolpe’d in the Low Budgie Prod Unctions. IIRC, you were teh great!
**goes to dressing rum to rehearse and git makeup**
oh, da aura da crowd, da shmell 0 da cheezpaint.
O, teh roar ob teh greespaent, teh schmels ob teh kraowd….
PH wearing git makeup? *Recalls old MontyPython sketch… but decides to let it go… prolly get moderated anywayz…
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OBTW– Happi Birthday!!!1!
Why thank you, you snivelling little rat…., um, ai meen, Thank you Lungdoc!
@@@@@! Yu rememberz!
Us fat dreary boring (is that teh rite order?) birds have nuttin beddur tu du! ***noms teh cheezburgers** Fanks!
Happitayl Burfday, PH!
**wispurs** FANK YU NIGHTSHAYDE!
*puts fingurs inn eers*
*wunners hoos fingurs doas wuz*
ohai ph happeh birfdai!
**gibs ph a smoo**
**that’s one purty
delishuslooking burrdFank you, two-kittehs! **runsawaiwifakwikness**
Yay, Happi birfdai PH!
Fanks anni! **BOOP!**
Happeh burthingsday to yoo, PH!!!! Hope yoo has sumthing fun planned!
Happy birthday my fine feathered friend!
WOW BF473!! Dat is full ov win and awesum! Fank yu sew mush! Ai kin yewz dat furra abatar, iz dat pawzabull?
Fanks gremlin! Ai haz sumfin fun planned dis weekweekweek end, butt tudai ai iz pleh wurk!
Thatz hao I did it on mah burthingday too, bay in December. I wurked on teh akshul day, then took of Fridegg to sillybrayt. It wuz full of win and awesum! I hope yors is too!
House o tidmum haz noo job?? I misst dat! wen? whair? I needz tu putting it in deh Cryer!!
Nebber mind, I fownd it.
Tiem to diyet!
Coo! Triplol GMTA!
Yesh adn congrats to yu adn MaisNon furr being at teh tawp!!
Thx mmm!
‘Diet’ jus bees ‘die’
wif teh ‘t’ awn teh end.
Kitteh haz weighty thots.
Iz nawt juss teh thorts dat ar waytee aifinkso!
yeah …. dats et……… *nods*
kitteh iz floofy wif pondrus thots…….
Is taht “Pound-erus” thawts?
*snert*
By Poun-deru, duz yu means Ezra’s “Cantos”!
dats ‘catnos’ him got da crabby scutlins…. needs an aunty-biotech!
nao iz cumfee an foarm fittyng.
Hunnee, duz tihs seet mayk mai butt luk teh bigg?
aifinkso it yer big hinee makes yr butt(!) look big. sry. jus sayin…
:snerk:
osnifflol-snufflol … tym tu hitz teh jimm … affturr ai has summ caek …
Bfoar yu hits teh Jim – bees bestist ifn yu gets owt ob teh beehikkel, an wejjis teh brik oar sumfing awn teh gass pedlol.
Jus saeing.
Nawt liek ai hassing teh speeriens, oar nuffin …
ize not fat Ize fluffy!
ohai, abbycat!
*pretending to be one of those beautifulz bloo persons from Avatar*
I see you!
oopz, I wuz gon for a while and mist yu. Hai, SP. (I wuz doin menny laundreez, an kleenin dust-elolfants owt ov teh lawndry)
Thyme tu dusst awf teh Swetten tu teh Oaldeez taypz, aifinkso
My ktiiehs not nead taypes. Teh cold wether-r-r-r-r has tohm akting laike kittens. Bounce, bownse, bowncie!
Mai Audrey didded zacklee teh oppysitt tihs moarneng – shih clumb upz awn teh bedd, pattycaekded mai tummeh foar a wyl, tehn kurlded upz unner teh kuvverz adn tukked a catnapz … koars shi’s fivetean yeerz owld, soe taht myt has sumfin tu du wiffit.
Wael, my Agate duzz taht too, in betweene tiems. Hims lieks to go under teh cover an maek a wondermus warm spot on my tummy.
Wenn ai lefted foar teh pleh werkwerkwerk tihs moarneng, ai kud nawt fynd teh Audrey foar teh lawngesttehn ai noatissed taht teh foe furr throe awn teh bedd wuz breevin – itz dark adn luks lyk teh mynk, adn Audrey is teh blakitteh (altho herz duznawt has teh BC dispurrzishun) – hurz wuz kurlifyded upz awn teh foe furr frow, snoozifyin.
Ai yuztohav a old, arthur-it-ic black kitteh. Hims discuhberd taht warmest plaice in howse was bafrum lavatory, wiv teh litlol gas spaice-heter underneaf. So in winter, teh white porslin bowl hadda litlol pool ov blak fur in it. We just went sumwhere else to wash hands.
yay to da annipuss on yer nawt secund!!
Here be some icee-skatin princess m-icees 4 you 2 wh watch, and sum floofy glubs to keep you hands warm, and some hot choklit to keep yer teefs warm wile u is at da icee rinkeedink!
Thx melia!
ooooo! princesses awn ise! ai kan haz soovineer program pleez?
ob corse! adn da subineer icee chips adn bigfoamhand says we #1, and da wavey flag, adn da ottergiraffed picshur ob da icee princess!
Hmph! Ai iz hevvy wif teh wizdom uv yeers. STN u liddlol wippersnappur!
mebbeh is time to liten up a little, grandma
Dunawt tawk tew ur grandma lyke taht yung kitteh! U r sew grownded!
but grandma that not fair
Top kitteh needs to meet the weightwatcherkitteh
Pear shaped kitteh is pear shaped
ohai two_kittehs! how u is?
I is good skwirrlgrrl, I came becos U summoned Ur armies in the last lol.
Direcktor skwrirrl what is Ur orders?
Er… hmm.
I can ordur a rooben on ry wif friez?
Kitteh izzn’t big, teh BC is just veri small.
*BREAKING GNUS*
It is with much releef an happitaylness taht I can annowncify …
………..MR T.M HASSA JAWB!!!!!!!!!
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
He starts tomorrow.
Is a temp-perm contrakt butt(!) hopefullee it will bekum permanint.
That is awl.
We now return yoo to yor regularlee shedyooled LoLcats.
yay! happi gnus!
yay foar yu adn misstur t-m … clappity-clappity!!
Happi nooz!
*Riases glass ov champers to Mr. Tidmum, Tidmum, and Tidfambly*
To You!
*passes ’round champers to evverbuddy hoo wants sum.*
O taht iz teh AWSUM nooz!! Yay! Congarats tew Mr. TM!!!
Izza beeg reeleef, ai kno. Sew happee fer u!!
yay for u and Mr. TM !! ai is soooo haphapappitail 4 u!! Iz beriberi hard wiff no werks and no filfee luker, ai nos. yay twerltwerl 4 u bof!!
Free chairs foar teh gud gnus!!
hiphipsiddaown!
hiphipsiddaown!
hiphipsiddaown!
Conga ratz an dansin skwrrl armeez tu yu, tidmum, an tu Mr. T! Datz guud gnus!
YAY!
Kan ai haz an WOOT WOOT WOOT fro da Tidmums!!!!!
Das grate noos!!!!
WOOT WOOT WOOT fur teh Haus ov Tid!!!
!
*pops opun teh shampain to sillibrate teh noo jawb*
congrats to Mr. T.M.
*duz happee dansdansdans rownd teh kichin*
Conga rats an shewlaces – yippee!!!! Happy Dans!!!
that beez good gnuz!
Woot! w00t!!! Yay fur deh Howse uv Tiddpeepz!!!
Big smilolz fur u!
Dans, dans, dansy-dans-dans!!!
Happi, happi, happi gnus!
*Gnus dans all round in sirklol*
Cheers to yu an Mr. TM!
*preps teh braykrum fur teh enev..eniv..fur whut iz koming*
*sits owt caeks an sordid paystrees*
*tayks ay seet an wayts*
*helps seff tew peece uv caik, waytes fer cumpnee tew sho upz*
*taiks peace ob virchool caek*
*nom nom nom*
dis da onlee kinna caek ai kin haz animoar…..
ai reesimbles da kitteh inn da pichoor two mush……..
in tymes ob cowld adn famyn, is da floozy amung us will survive to cari on da lolculcher. so der!!
Ai gnu ai wuz a floozy foar a gud reesun, jus cuddint merembur wut it wuz.
ackkk! ai ment floofy!!
denalso, ai finks aboot it, floozy mite work jus as well….
espeshully teh floofy floozies!
Wel, gud den, cos ai gots doas tu basis cubberd. And … um … kwite a lawt ob teh aria arownd doas basis, tu …
well den we shud lib long an prosper, and cari da sack-red lolculcher for-ebber, jusaboot!
OOH! Guddee!! Ai has fownded mai nitch inz lyf – ai kan bih a floofy floozy!!
*duz a floofy floozy happitayle dansdansdans rownd teh off iss … tehn floppz daoun inz teh chayr awl owtabreff bekawz uv mai overabon … oburabun … lotsa floofyness*
Ooooo!! Dat lukz fun!! I kin b floofy floozy, tuuu?
*duz a floofy floozy fandango!
*showz a bit uv floof heer!
*showz a bit uv floof dere!!
*Sitz down wif a egg straw floof!
ah yesh, graashoppa, you agim has da wizdumb!
Deh kitteh iz 99.9 pr sent fluff!
Curiouser adn curiouser! Floofy marmalade kitteh wif teeni tini tale! Awlmoast tuu short foar teh BC to grabbit adn bite…
Awlmoast…
But nawt kwite…
*BC thinks: “If Ai duzzit, Ai getta skoldin… Ai duzzit anniwai!!!1!”*
Lessee – ai duzzit, ai gets teh skoaldin anna peas ob tayul. Ai doan duzzit, noe skoaldin, butt (*!*) noe peas ob tayul. Dat settlols it – AI DUZZIN IT!!!!
Beeg Gray Noam Kitteh
amz abowtz 2 habz himz tayl
attakktdz frum beeloe!
Beeg Gray Noam Kitteh
putz up wiffz alawtz frum t3h
yung Midnyte Kitteh!!
Beeg Gray Noam Kitteh
habz Nommee see fud dyitt.
Seez fud andz Nomz it!!!
Jack.
Wall Street Fat Cat, in himz penthouse apartment
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Yay fer hour beluved an bery hepfull cween! Welkom noo cheezfrendz!
*clinkee*
I’z nawt fat…. ai just haev a low centur of gravitee….
Lol, they’re just like my two female cats : one fat cat and one slim cat, despites the fact that they were spayed the same day – only one month of age separates them. And this situation makes dieting harder, cuz we don’t want the slim one to lose weight while we want to make the fat one lose some weight, and all our attempts to make the slim kitty’s bowl unreachable for the fat cat without penalizing the slim cat have failed, and our lifestyle isn’t very compatible with fixed hours. Let’s wait and see with the new food the vet prescribed to our fat cat after her surgery for bladder stones removal.
letz sea hou mush yoo wey… 956,487,320,473 tons!